I'm 37. All of a sudden this year I have dimples. I never had dimples before ever in my entire life. I have neither gained nor lost weight. I have not had any facial or dental surgeries. They're not wrinkles. I just have dimples all of a sudden. Is this supposed to be possible? Have I been replaced with a lookalike? Did I shift into a parallel universe wherein I've "always" had dimples? I thought dimples were supposed to be a hereditary mutation that causes one to be born with holes in the facial muscles; have I somehow gotten holes in my facial muscles? Did a recessive DNA SNP suddenly activate? Do you or will you have dimples, too?
Sudden Mid-Life Dimples
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 16, 2018 6:49 AM |
Do NOT as your doctor about this as it will just upset you because there is nothing she or he can do to stop the disease’s progress.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 15, 2018 10:01 AM |
Has a cleft started slowly developing in the middle of your chin? That usually marks Stage 2 of AOD (adult onset dimpleitis).
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 15, 2018 10:06 AM |
I've always had a cleft chin, but I forget about it sometimes and then I see it and remember, "Oh, yeah, I have a cleft..." But I guess I could have started out life on Stage 2. This is all so confusing.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 15, 2018 10:09 AM |
Have you checked your ass for new dimples? That would be adorable.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 15, 2018 10:15 AM |
Like did they whatever the opposite of erupt is (sinkhole?) mid-laugh? I do not know. I just woke up one day and there they were. Or there those little pieces of my cheeks weren't.
What if....I am transforming into a dimple? That's means I'm going to disappear, right? Just vanish overnight like a dimple moving into town.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 15, 2018 10:15 AM |
r5, my ass was bitten in July by either: a ghost vampire, a snake, a scorpion or a spider with two fangs. It still stings sometimes even though the scar is fading. I was using a friend's toilet in the desert. And then all of a sudden I had two painful marks that looked like a vampire bite on my ass. Yeah, I showed it off.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 15, 2018 10:18 AM |
r8, Yes, please, there's too much stuff here and you're not allowed to throw anything away! There are no legal dumpsters. It's ridiculous.
Wendigo...I, actually, kind of feel better just having a name for it, even if it's not something I ever wanted to be. Naming things gives us the illusion of control. I wish it was "wendingo" though instead of "wendigo".
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 15, 2018 10:26 AM |
Wait, isn't "Wendigo" a brand of motor-home?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 15, 2018 10:27 AM |
OP. sorry to hear that your cheeks are depressed. Do something nice to cheer them up.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 15, 2018 11:06 AM |
A dimple is actually a little weakness in the muscle. You're getting old.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 15, 2018 11:12 AM |
Achoo! Achoo! I’m so old all my breaths are sneezes.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 16, 2018 6:49 AM |