Why didn't it last?
Sometimes these May-December relationships simply don't work out.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 9, 2018 2:01 PM |
He just couldn't cut it in the sack. Martha was a fucking machine and no one man could handle her cookie.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 9, 2018 2:02 PM |
“💀 💀 💀 💀 💀”.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 9, 2018 2:03 PM |
Her Super Polident lost its grip and her teeth clamped down on his cock while she was blowing him.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 9, 2018 3:08 PM |
A relationship as lavender as her her wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 9, 2018 3:28 PM |
He got every penny, didn't he?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 9, 2018 4:16 PM |
Which one of you bitches was the interpretive dancer Mark hired for the memorial service??
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 9, 2018 4:30 PM |
When a love so pure, so true burns so hot, it's flame is quickly consumed.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 9, 2018 5:11 PM |
He was gross. Going on shows talking about eating her box and fucking her. It was all so silly and disgusting.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 9, 2018 5:40 PM |
^^^come on. Did he say that on the Howard stern show?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 10, 2018 12:22 AM |
It some show, early 90s or so, where he went on and on about the two of them engaging in some "hot" 69 action.
I remember wanting to vomit. This was in between him trying to goad her daughter into some public fight.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 10, 2018 1:19 AM |
She died, OP. He got everything and spent it all.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 10, 2018 1:21 AM |
He ate her box. Help me erase that vom inducing thought before bedtime.
PLEASE!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 10, 2018 1:28 AM |
One night Martha wheeled into the bathroom and discovered he wasn't a woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 10, 2018 2:12 AM |
[quote] He ate her box. Help me erase that vom inducing thought before bedtime.
Trust me, r13. This never happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 10, 2018 2:31 AM |
He ate her box of chocolates.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 10, 2018 2:42 AM |
[quote]He ate her box
It was only fair since she ate his ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 10, 2018 1:44 PM |
What exactly is R14 trying to say!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 10, 2018 3:59 PM |
I doubt there was any real love but whatever their "agreement" was, Martha seemed happy with it and Mark seemed OK with it, so that is that.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 10, 2018 4:46 PM |
Happy?? Didn't she barely know where she was at the time?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 10, 2018 11:14 PM |