Film reviewers saw the premiere at the Toronto Film Festival today!
Coming to Netflix in November.
Sequel to "Braveheart" where Pine plays a Scottish leader who leads the fight for independence after William Wallace's death.
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Film reviewers saw the premiere at the Toronto Film Festival today!
Coming to Netflix in November.
Sequel to "Braveheart" where Pine plays a Scottish leader who leads the fight for independence after William Wallace's death.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | November 21, 2018 3:10 PM |
Don't leave us hanging...how big of a boy is he?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 7, 2018 9:38 AM |
[quote]No one has more fun here than Pine, empowered to be a lover and a fighter and a war hero. He’s so at home in the character, he even makes the rare male movie star leap to go full frontal while bathing in the trenches. “Outlaw King,” indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 7, 2018 9:40 AM |
R1, specific size dimensions haven't been reported, but here's what the reviewers say:
Crystal Bell, Entertainment Editor, MTV News:
[quote]Okay so maybe I’m not at the Staples Center right now with #BTS but I am at #TIFF, where I got to see Chris Pine go full-frontal on the big screen.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 7, 2018 9:42 AM |
Ashley Lee, entertainment reporter and critic covering film, Broadway and TK:
[quote]this is a PSA that #OutlawKing features an appearance by Chris Pine’s booty — a mere appetizer for the frames featuring his soaking wet, full-frontal nudity. thankfully, Netflix has a pause button. 🚨 #TIFF18
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 7, 2018 9:44 AM |
Yolanda Machado, Tomatometer critic:
[quote]Chris Pine. Full frontal. OUTLAW KING. That's my pretty much my review. #TIFF18
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 7, 2018 9:46 AM |
Yes! Post a picture or clip as soon as possible.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 7, 2018 9:48 AM |
Matt Donnelly, Film Writer, TheWrap:
[quote]Let’s see how many of these #OutlawKing reviews mention Chris Pine’s full frontal.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 7, 2018 9:48 AM |
And this queen on Twitter posted this:
[quote]sooo... Outlaw King just premiered at TIFF. apparently Chris Pine does full frontal and the entire theater gasped. Does this... — for straights 😔
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 7, 2018 9:51 AM |
Sooo....are we to assime frpm the various Shiksa gush tweets and a cinema audience "gasp" that he's Fassy/ Hammerman/Skarsgaard dimensions and hung then?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 7, 2018 9:55 AM |
[quote]Coming to Netflix in November.
Lots of Netflix subscriptions will be re-upping that day.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 7, 2018 11:53 AM |
The character would have to be intact. Is Chris?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 7, 2018 12:08 PM |
You would have to have a brain, r11. Do you?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 7, 2018 12:09 PM |
Yes of course. What's your point r12
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 7, 2018 12:11 PM |
That you don't have a brain, r13, or you wouldn't have made such an idiotic assertion.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 7, 2018 12:15 PM |
There’s no way he’s uncut. He was born to educated American parents.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 7, 2018 12:16 PM |
I love his graying beard.
Of course, on a woman, that would look hideous. Does that make me sexist?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 7, 2018 12:20 PM |
I have my doubts about what this actually means. A frontal a la Fassbender in Shame or something from a distance, badly liite, or even a dreadful prosthetic or CGI. Hollywood track record on male full frontal is unreliable.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 7, 2018 12:27 PM |
I'm offended the women are objectifying him without mentioning his size. Clearly they like what they see, but they haven't commented on its length or girth, which is offensive!
The Twitter guy in r7's post is that guy who wants to tell everyone he sees the cliche but is too non-conformist to use it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 7, 2018 12:27 PM |
Jesus Christ, the uncut trolls have arrived to ruin yet another thread.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 7, 2018 12:33 PM |
I was amazed to learn that many of the foreign films with frontal male nudity use prosthetics, the Europeans have been doing it for years now the Americans are catching on. I guess the viewer will have to decide what is real and fake. I am pretty sure Fassbender didn't use a prosthetic - he seems confident enough to use his own junk plus there are candid pics of his big cock and bulge out there. Chris Pine...I would have to see the scene to decide if I think if it is real or fake, unfortunately there are no candid nudes of him around to compare.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 7, 2018 12:33 PM |
Punctuation, r20.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 7, 2018 12:40 PM |
[quote] There’s no way he’s uncut. He was born to educated American parents.
Finally, a sensible grownup response. So then, his full frontal foreskin would be CGI or a prosthetic?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 7, 2018 12:48 PM |
I can’t wait! Mr. Pine is on my top 10 list of future celebrity husbands, along with Julian Morris, Bill Skarsgard, and Logan Lerman.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 7, 2018 1:02 PM |
R23 has good taste in dong.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 7, 2018 1:04 PM |
R24, that is literally the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 7, 2018 1:06 PM |
I do what I can, r25. Those four...mmmm.
Were you as fond of Jake once?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 7, 2018 1:07 PM |
R26, but of course.
Sharing an adorable gif of Mr. Pine so we stay on topic.
I’m guessing he has a lovely 7-incher.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 7, 2018 1:13 PM |
I'm usually one to keep out of the cut/uncut arguments, but as a matter of historical accuracy the character should be uncut. If Chris Pine is cut, as is typical of white Americans, perhaps they've created a lifelike CGI foreskin for the character, or perhaps the shot is from afar so that it's not really noticeable. The third alternative, that he's fluffed enough in this outdoor bathing scene that any foreskin might as well be retracted, is probably the best option.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 7, 2018 1:47 PM |
I've always liked him well enough in other movies, but it was his Steve Trevor that made me fall in love with him.
Going full frontal makes me love him more.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 7, 2018 2:10 PM |
[quote]perhaps they've created a lifelike CGI foreskin for the character
Damn, I wish I had known. I am excellent at fittings for just this type of emergency.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 7, 2018 2:13 PM |
He may have gotten sick of being lumped in with the other Hollywood Chrises and wants to distinguish himself by doing something Pratt and the rest would never do.
“Oh, THAT Chris. Yeah, I know exactly which one you’re talking about...”
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 7, 2018 2:22 PM |
I like to think he’s giving his gay fans what they want.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 7, 2018 2:24 PM |
No, R32, I think it signals his foray into gay porn.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 7, 2018 2:24 PM |
It's his eyebrows. His eyebrows set him apart from any other good looking Hollywood leading men. Dayum. He fine.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 7, 2018 2:37 PM |
I saw Chris yesterday on the red carpet at Tiff, much shorter than I expected and caked with makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 7, 2018 2:46 PM |
R36, how was his peen?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 7, 2018 2:48 PM |
Chris Pine has bad skin.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 7, 2018 2:50 PM |
R29, since when has Hollywood gone for historical accuracy?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 7, 2018 2:59 PM |
Sorry to be cynical, but there is no way Chris is showing his own dick. It's either going to be CGI or prosthetic, because that's the way life works.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 7, 2018 3:12 PM |
R36 Tv coverage in hd now requires more makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 7, 2018 3:32 PM |
R40, quite a few actors have shown their own penis.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 7, 2018 3:40 PM |
Yeah plenty of actors go full frontal, sure prosthetics are annoyingly common these days, but I doubt Pine would use a prosthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 7, 2018 3:43 PM |
R42 yes. Its cheaper.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 7, 2018 3:43 PM |
Do we have to watch the whole film?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 7, 2018 3:45 PM |
I'm waiting for the gif too r45
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 7, 2018 3:46 PM |
All these cut/uncut, historical accuracy comments keep making me think of that Friends episode where Joey gets a part where he has to be nude, but must also be intact (which he is apparently not). Hilarity ensues when he inlists Monica’s help who fashions cold cuts into the perfect penis hat.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 7, 2018 3:49 PM |
[quote] Sequel to "Braveheart"
Not even Chris Pine nudity is enough to get me to sit through that. I'll just wait for the inevitable online clips.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 7, 2018 3:53 PM |
So sad that his alcoholism makes erections difficult for him.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 7, 2018 4:09 PM |
[quote] this is a PSA that #OutlawKing features an appearance by Chris Pine’s booty — a mere appetizer for the frames featuring his soaking wet, full-frontal nudity. thankfully, Netflix has a pause button. 🚨 #TIFF18
The pause button on Netflix sucks after an update from last year. When you pause something for more than 5 seconds, the screen goes gray and the title is superimposed over the screen.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 7, 2018 4:32 PM |
If they were going for historical accuracy the actor would not only be uncut, but also Scottish.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 7, 2018 4:38 PM |
UNCUT Cocks can act cut.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 7, 2018 4:47 PM |
How do we know the Outlaw King wasn't Jewish?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 7, 2018 4:59 PM |
Or Muslim
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 7, 2018 5:04 PM |
R50 I wonder why.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 7, 2018 5:11 PM |
I thought you queens were all, “Chris Pine = Biggus Dickus.”
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 7, 2018 5:14 PM |
Yep, there were lots of claims here that Chris Pine is hung big r56. The same people who carry on about how everyone is hung, and the average suck is say 7 inches.
I'm guess he will have a nice and perfectly average penis. That no one is remarking on the size makes me assume it is average.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 7, 2018 5:35 PM |
they've come a long way since Dirk Diggler.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 7, 2018 5:54 PM |
The average suck is closer to 5 inches. Seven inches is already above average.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 7, 2018 6:10 PM |
I wouldn't mind him taking a long hot cocaine piss in my mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 7, 2018 6:42 PM |
I'm just cringing imagining Pine attempt a Scottish accent. His dick better be YUUUGE!🍆🍆🍆🍆
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 7, 2018 6:46 PM |
Did Pine's penis receive a eight-minute standing ovation??
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 7, 2018 6:59 PM |
Unless he's beating off to climax, I'll probably pass on the film.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 7, 2018 7:00 PM |
What is a cocaine piss, R61?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 7, 2018 7:00 PM |
Cock and piss maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 7, 2018 7:11 PM |
[quote] If they were going for historical accuracy the actor would not only be uncut, but also Scottish.
I was available and I'm straight!!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 7, 2018 8:07 PM |
r67 But do you have a bigger staff?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 7, 2018 8:20 PM |
[quote]If Chris Pine is cut, as is typical of white Americans
Yes, most white American guys are cut, particularly those born in 1980 like Chris, when the circ rate was still very high.
Plus, Pine is part-Jewish.
So I'd say he's cut.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 7, 2018 9:21 PM |
Good.
He needs to make up for demurring sexual opportunities in WONDER WOMAN.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 7, 2018 10:35 PM |
Man, there are so many headlines about Chris Pine's dick on the internet. I guess it is still so rare that male celebrity goes full frontal it is crazy how much of a splash it generates.
I wonder how you feel if you are Chris Pine look at a Vulture headline saying "your penis dazzles"
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 7, 2018 11:21 PM |
Does Aaron Taylor Jonhson show his Johnson as well?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 7, 2018 11:29 PM |
Do we know yet if he's rockin' a bush?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 7, 2018 11:33 PM |
Not encouraging: “It was cold and it was nearly winter in Scotland and next to a major highway. Those didn’t make the most attractive setting for me.”
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 7, 2018 11:34 PM |
Yes he is definitely rocking a heavy bush r73
[quote]It’s kicked off by a split-second shot where Robert disrobes, unveiling the full majesty of his medieval bush
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 7, 2018 11:42 PM |
Of course he’s going to say it was cold so as to head off any criticism ahead of time.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 7, 2018 11:49 PM |
Are these "adults" 12 years old?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 8, 2018 12:01 AM |
American society hasn't really matured past age 12 when it comes to dicks r77, we all know it.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 8, 2018 12:19 AM |
I keep checking back here....I have faith in DLers finding a GIF of Pine dick.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 8, 2018 12:26 AM |
We need to hunt for that beautiful cock.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 8, 2018 12:29 AM |
No need for excitement. The article above states "We only see it in a long shot, and the moment ends before anyone watching can finish saying “Whoa,”...."
So it's a split second long shot.
L A M E
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 8, 2018 1:15 AM |
This reminds me of a lot of the hype we got for Magic Mike. When I went to see it, the straight women were cheering in their seats while the gay guys just sat there with their arms crossed the whole time.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 8, 2018 1:24 AM |
This is pretty great news! Go, Chris. I never thought he'd be one of those actors to go that far.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 8, 2018 1:25 AM |
This went through a few lead actors. Tom Hiddleston was attached, then Jack O'Connell or Jack Huston, I can't keep those two straight. Guess they didn't want to drop em. Brave move, Pine.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 8, 2018 1:26 AM |
Jack O'Connell has shown his dick several times. I think the only reason that this is noteworthy is because Chris Pine is a relatively big star. Personally, I'd be more excited to see Aaron Taylor Johnson fully naked.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 8, 2018 1:30 AM |
Yes, Jack has a lovely peen.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 8, 2018 1:32 AM |
Why would they use a prosthetic? Just to make it look bigger? I mean, if everyone thinks they've seen your dick, they're gonna think it's your dick. So, it must just be for size, not modesty or embarrassment at showing their own dick on screen, right? Was the bush a fake bush, too? Can you imagine being the prosthetic dick/merkin wrangler? Most hilarious job ever.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 8, 2018 1:54 AM |
FUCK YEAH! Finally, an actor everyone wants to see naked is going full frontal.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 8, 2018 2:37 AM |
[quote]Why would they use a prosthetic?
Because actors are vain and insecure, some can be weird about getting naked.. If you tell an actor a scene needs real nudity with a penis, well the scene needs "a" penis, not theirs.
For instance the James Franco character was supposed to be naked in "Milk", so he wore a prosthetic instead.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 8, 2018 6:13 AM |
I would add a similar things happens even with butts. If you watch "What's Your Number", Chris Evans is naked all the time and you frequently see 'his butt'. But it isn't his 'butt, it is a butt double.
You can never automatically trust what you see in the entertainment industry.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 8, 2018 6:19 AM |
He's definitely cut. I don't care either way. I'd suck it, big or small... doesn't matter. But the big prize would be that hairy hole.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 8, 2018 6:32 AM |
[quote]unveiling the full majesty of his medieval bush
It makes sense that he'd have a bush.
I don't think they manscaped in the Middle Ages.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 8, 2018 10:34 AM |
They barely even BATHED in the Middle Ages.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 8, 2018 4:17 PM |
Since Chris has given an interview about his own penis in this film, I guess we can assume it's not a body double or prosthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 8, 2018 7:41 PM |
Oh, damn. "Medieval bush". The next time I order a man-whore to my room at the Dew Drop Inn I'm specifying 'Medieval bush'! I'm aroused, moist and ready to dash some curry on my pitts, just for some medieval funk! Yes, curry smells like arm pitts!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 8, 2018 8:06 PM |
Chris Pine needs to come to the gay side. Ughh Chris!!! Stop denying yourself some gay fun.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 8, 2018 8:08 PM |
What do you mean R96? It’s common knowledge Chris is gay. Ever wonder why none of his relationships seem the least bit real?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 8, 2018 8:23 PM |
Am I the only one of you 'verts to notice that an anagram of CHRIS PINE is RICH PENIS?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 8, 2018 8:34 PM |
I think it's at the point now where even your grandmother just assumes Chris Pine is gay. Same thing with Jake G. and a few others.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 8, 2018 9:21 PM |
I'm going to watch a Chris Pine movie today. My choices are:
Carriers
Small Town Saturday Night
the first of his Jack Ryan movies
or
The Perfect Score.
Any opinions, Pine-is fans?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 9, 2018 1:40 PM |
R100 Watch the one with Tom Hardy. Two delicious men.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 9, 2018 1:51 PM |
r100 I think "Into the Woods" is more your speed.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 9, 2018 7:38 PM |
Except I hated that, r102.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 9, 2018 7:40 PM |
He's pushing 40 and he's never been in a long-term relationship with a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 10, 2018 12:24 AM |
You don't say, R104.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 10, 2018 1:09 AM |
This thread is useless without a picture of his dick.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 10, 2018 1:13 AM |
There has been one showing to a largely industry audience at a film festival, I don't know why people think there would be images from that.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 10, 2018 1:18 AM |
Film Festivals in North America a filled to the gills with homosexual men and horny straight women. Of course there is a picture of Chris' beautiful dong somewhere on instagram/Tmblr.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 10, 2018 1:26 AM |
If there was a picture on instagram or tumblr aleady you would know r108. Patience, eventually Chris Pine's dick will make its way online and you can look at it to your heart's content.
Now that people know it is in the movie, one of the next viewings might have some brave soul try to capture it.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 10, 2018 1:28 AM |
Then it should be easy to find. Hop to it.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 10, 2018 1:28 AM |
Oh god, enough with this Renaissance Festival-themed shit. All I can think of is how it must have smelled back then, when no one ever bathed, they dumped their sewage in the streets and livestock was everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 10, 2018 2:18 AM |
R111 will not abide any period piece! Stories must take place in the present, okay? She is telling you now, so she doesn't have to tell you then!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 10, 2018 2:19 AM |
The living conditions during this time period were horrendous, but that's a topic for another thread. If we could all get in a time machine and go back to this era, we would be overwhelmed by the conditions, and would get very ill.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 10, 2018 2:55 AM |
I think when you are as gorgeous as Henry Cavill, it's not called inappropriate behavior, it's called sex you didn't yet realize that you really wanted to have.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 10, 2018 3:08 AM |
Hooray!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 10, 2018 3:24 AM |
Chris got a big ol' bush!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 10, 2018 3:33 AM |
He is Jewish, so he's cut.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 10, 2018 3:50 AM |
He's not Jewish. His maternal grandfather was his only Jewish antecedent, and he was not a practicing Jew.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 10, 2018 4:05 AM |
Is there a link to that Tumblr set? It's the tiniest picture ever.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 10, 2018 6:09 AM |
Why does Chris have such a small cock?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 10, 2018 6:24 AM |
Re R115...
Exactly how cold does it get in Scotland? Especially when that poor lil' thing is wrapped in a full-length mink coat?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 10, 2018 7:34 AM |
Both bush and cock look prosthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 10, 2018 6:34 PM |
I agree that bush looks fake.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 10, 2018 6:38 PM |
WHERE IS THE DAMN THING? All this talk and nothing to show for it.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 10, 2018 6:44 PM |
R115 Yikes! Looks like we got a new addition to the tiny mean thread
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 10, 2018 6:52 PM |
I meant meat, not mean
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 10, 2018 6:53 PM |
[quote] "Does Aaron Taylor Jonhson show his Johnson as well?"
Aaron's old lady wife says she shot him "fully nude" in that MILLION LITTLE PIECES movie nobody wants
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 10, 2018 6:58 PM |
The dick pic enlarged and enhanced. Clearly nothing to write home about. He should be glad it was a long shot.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 10, 2018 7:08 PM |
How do we even know this is real? There's no source. That bush looks really fake to me, especially for someone like Chris who doesn't seem that hairy at all.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 10, 2018 7:09 PM |
I don't know where that pic came from, the poster claimed Tumblr but when I looked through the Chris Pine tag on Tumblr last night I couldn't find it.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 10, 2018 7:26 PM |
isn't he blonde? How come the bush is dark?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 10, 2018 7:30 PM |
first of all, R126 yes you did mean "mean". secondly, he's obviously not hard, so how the hell can you tell if he's big or not? soft means nothing, get hard or go home!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 10, 2018 8:24 PM |
blonds often have a light to dark, top to bottom shading. or maybe he's a bottle blond?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 10, 2018 8:25 PM |
Silly r133, not realizing DLers are all showers.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 10, 2018 8:26 PM |
This whole discussion and non-event is working my nerves.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 10, 2018 8:27 PM |
All that fuss over that....? Okay.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 10, 2018 8:27 PM |
If that's it then that is a lot of build up over not much.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 10, 2018 8:30 PM |
All that fuss over that....? Okay.
If that's it then that is a lot of build up over not much.
ok, lets see the anaconda hanging between your legs!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 10, 2018 9:16 PM |
This hasn't even been confirmed as Chris. Odds are, we'll have to wait until this hits Netflix in November and someone posts screen caps.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 10, 2018 9:26 PM |
That’s why guys get the clippers out because with all that bush even an anaconda would look like a garter snake.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | September 10, 2018 9:27 PM |
[quote]This hasn't even been confirmed as Chris. Odds are, we'll have to wait until this hits Netflix in November and someone posts screen caps.
Exactly.
We don't even know whether that dick at R115 is Chris.
R115 may have just been pulling a joke on us.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 11, 2018 12:38 AM |
He looks like he borrowed Jackie Onassis's merkin in that photo
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 11, 2018 3:31 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 13, 2018 9:57 PM |
R60: That, madam, is not a bulge.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 13, 2018 10:27 PM |
How very disappointing.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | September 13, 2018 10:58 PM |
Are we sure that's a real screen grab?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 14, 2018 5:26 AM |
R149 Yes it is, there is a really small pic further up the thread, and that is an enlargement of the tiny picture.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | September 14, 2018 5:29 AM |
If I don't see face attached, it's not real.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | September 14, 2018 6:16 AM |
How do we know it's real, R150?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | September 14, 2018 7:58 AM |
I want to put the cock from the Jay Mohr onto this photo, please.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 14, 2018 8:07 AM |
This picture is not real. There's no other source and it's not on Tumblr like the poster originally said. Plus, this has only been screened at film festivals. No one at a film festival is going to be pulling out their phone in a room where the creators and actors might be attending and snap a picture of Chris' dick. It's just not going to happen. You'll have to wait until November to see it, folks.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | September 14, 2018 11:05 PM |
You're probably right, R154.
I think the poster above who posted the dick pic was messing with us.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | September 14, 2018 11:14 PM |
Yeah there's no way a picture like that would leak. It's only been in festivals thus far.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | September 14, 2018 11:20 PM |
R156 Someone could have taken a pic with their cellphone
by Anonymous | reply 157 | September 14, 2018 11:33 PM |
No one's that sneaky in a crowded theater.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | September 15, 2018 5:51 AM |
christ this is gays at their worst. Reducing a man to the size of his dick. I gotta get some hobbies
by Anonymous | reply 159 | September 15, 2018 5:57 AM |
Well, smell you, R159. Go run along to a bible study or log cabin republican meeting. You won’t be missed.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | September 15, 2018 2:49 PM |
Tinymeat spotted at r159
by Anonymous | reply 161 | September 15, 2018 2:51 PM |
R159 should be sacrificed to the Goddess Lesbos and then interred in New Lesbia, where his spirit cannot reform!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | September 15, 2018 2:54 PM |
R159 is likely a mug-cradling frau who works at Hobby Lobby.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | September 15, 2018 2:56 PM |
I wanna see his beautiful uncut dick...He’s uncut isn’t he?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | September 15, 2018 3:07 PM |
Doubtful, r164.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | September 15, 2018 3:10 PM |
R133 He would have tugged it before the shot to get some growth.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | September 15, 2018 5:58 PM |
Why do you want him to be uncut, R164?
He's most likely cut since he was born in 1980 when circ rates were very high.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | September 15, 2018 9:34 PM |
He is American, odds are very high that he is circumcised. That's what we do here.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | September 15, 2018 9:50 PM |
I'd rather see Chris Pratt's cock (even though he's a deplorable)
by Anonymous | reply 169 | September 15, 2018 9:55 PM |
Also, Chrispine is part Jewish, so the odds are greater that he's circumcised.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | September 15, 2018 10:40 PM |
No leaked pics yet?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | September 19, 2018 1:11 AM |
No leaking dick pics yet.
Eww.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | September 19, 2018 6:17 PM |
Chris has too much a bulge for that tumblr pic to be his.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | September 19, 2018 6:43 PM |
You're just going to have to wait until the official premiere, bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 174 | September 19, 2018 7:49 PM |
[quote] Can you imagine being the prosthetic dick/merkin wrangler? Most hilarious job ever.
Like the foley artist for porno flicks.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | September 19, 2018 8:08 PM |
What does the foley artist do, R175?
The sound effects?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | September 19, 2018 8:14 PM |
[quote]What does the foley artist do, [R175]?
They insert the Foley catheters so the actors don't piss themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | September 19, 2018 10:47 PM |
Will he start a trend , or will actors run for cover hysterically? I can't wait to drop my pants for the camera. To hell with my Mormon elders.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | September 19, 2018 10:49 PM |
My favorite “Foley” in a porno was the sound of shaking a can of spray paint with a metal ball bearing in it to mix the paint for a scene of a guy jerking off.
I can imagine a Foley Artist making slurpy fucking sounds with his mouth for a fucking scene.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | September 20, 2018 7:09 AM |
[quote]R176: What does the foley artist do, [R175]?
If only the device that you typed your question on had instant access to all of the world’s knowledge you would gav3 your answer.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | September 20, 2018 10:58 AM |
Small nose small hose.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | September 20, 2018 12:08 PM |
Do you think Zachary Quinto has seen Chris Pine naked?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | September 20, 2018 9:18 PM |
r183 I hope so.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | September 21, 2018 3:07 AM |
Pining for the penis of the Pine...
by Anonymous | reply 185 | September 22, 2018 1:55 AM |
‘Outlaw King’ Filmmaker David Mackenzie Trims Netflix Epic By 20 Minutes Post Toronto Premiere.....but his penis is intact
by Anonymous | reply 186 | September 23, 2018 9:38 PM |
I wish my penis wasn't intact.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | September 23, 2018 10:33 PM |
[quote]I wish my penis wasn't intact.
It doesn't have to be.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | September 23, 2018 10:38 PM |
Snip, snip.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | September 23, 2018 10:41 PM |
[quote]“I can’t understand why people get worked about that,” says Mackenzie, “I made ten films and most of them had male frontal nudity
He is doing the Lord's work.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | September 23, 2018 10:58 PM |
[quote]“I made ten films and most of them had male frontal nudity
What are the names of these films?
by Anonymous | reply 191 | September 23, 2018 11:10 PM |
[quote]What are the names of these films?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | September 23, 2018 11:18 PM |
How different is Chris's dick supposed to look? They all look the same.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | September 23, 2018 11:25 PM |
Not quite, R193.
Some are nicer than others.
I assume you've seen a few by now?
by Anonymous | reply 194 | September 23, 2018 11:35 PM |
As long as all those sex scenes remain, too. Truth be told, I'm more interested in Chris' ass than cock and I hear those scenes have a lot of his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | September 24, 2018 3:51 AM |
Yes, R195, the film reviewer at R4 says the film "features an appearance by Chris Pine’s booty".
by Anonymous | reply 196 | September 24, 2018 3:59 AM |
Lol chile... R197
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 26, 2018 4:12 AM |
Is that Bel Ami star Julien Hussey at R197?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | September 26, 2018 7:09 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 200 | September 30, 2018 2:49 AM |
Judaism is a religion. How can a person be part Jewish?
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 30, 2018 2:54 AM |
Is the director retarded? He doesn't get that it's a big deal because the frontal nudity in this film belongs to one of the biggest stars in hollywood while his other films didn't? besides Young Adam and Ewan McGregor
I don't see films made by the retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | September 30, 2018 3:38 AM |
[quote]Judaism is a religion. How can a person be part Jewish?
Well, I'm not Jewish but I suppose it means they are Jewish on one side and not the other.
Or that they were raised on the Christian side or not the Jewish side.
Eg. James Franco said he wasn't raised Jewish, although he is Jewish on one side.
But usually you are considered Jewish if your mother is Jewish since the descent goes through the matrilineal line.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | September 30, 2018 6:58 AM |
[quote] Judaism is a religion.
It’s also an ethnicity.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | September 30, 2018 7:44 AM |
It’s a shame he’s ruined his face with so much plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | September 30, 2018 7:45 AM |
What plastic surgery? If anything, it looks like he might need it. He's not even 40 yet is he? Is he an alchie?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 1, 2018 1:59 AM |
I think he always had some facial scars/acne, even when he was younger.
When he was younger he was cute and it wasn't so noticeable, but his face seems to be showing signs of damage now that he's older.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 1, 2018 2:07 AM |
[quote] Is he an alchie?
Yep, even got busted with a DUI once. And yes, it shows in his face.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 1, 2018 2:11 AM |
And yes, any of you bitches would be on your knees in a flash if he offered that dick.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 1, 2018 2:13 AM |
I thought he was hot a decade ago in the first new Star Trek movie when he did that scene in his underwear, but he doesn't do much for me now.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 1, 2018 2:17 AM |
Yeah, that scene did it for me too. Boy filled out those briefs quite nicely.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 2, 2018 12:22 AM |
All this yakkety-yak and...one dinky photo?
Underwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 2, 2018 12:46 AM |
R212, that photo probably wasn't even real.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 2, 2018 2:52 AM |
Still pining, Chris, still pining.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 6, 2018 2:59 AM |
So when does this movie open, and when will the pics leak?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 9, 2018 2:20 AM |
It comes on Netflix November 9th r215.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 9, 2018 2:22 AM |
[quote]It comes on Netflix November 9th
And I cum all over my TV screen on November 10th.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 9, 2018 4:26 AM |
This better be the real deal and not a prosthetic
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 9, 2018 4:46 AM |
[Quote] It comes on Netflix November 9th
The perfect gift for the day after whatever craziness happens on the 8th.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 9, 2018 4:57 AM |
I was in the pool!!
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 9, 2018 5:09 AM |
What pool, R220?
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 17, 2018 6:57 PM |
R221 booze with a mix of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 17, 2018 7:02 PM |
Chris Pine Impressed Fans With His Penis and Pubes
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 19, 2018 10:19 PM |
What's Sally Field doing there, R224?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 19, 2018 10:24 PM |
Most modern day Jews are Russian converts, not from any dessert tribe.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 19, 2018 10:26 PM |
R225, if dicks are being discussed Our Sally is there.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | October 19, 2018 10:26 PM |
he seems to be bright red in that clip r224
by Anonymous | reply 228 | October 20, 2018 12:31 AM |
New column:
"Full frontal: why the fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis?"
A glimpse of the Outlaw King’s crown jewels has the Hollywood press flustered and giggling. No wonder so many male actors shrink from nudity
by Anonymous | reply 229 | October 24, 2018 12:15 AM |
The reality is a name actor going full frontal is still a big deal to Americans. It doesn't happen that often. So yes, it causes lots of chatter.
[quote]No wonder so many male actors shrink from nudity
We all know the real reason actors don't want to go full frontal is they don't want the whole world judging their flaccid manhood, cause that is instantly going to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 24, 2018 12:27 AM |
Can't wait to see his dong!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | October 24, 2018 12:29 AM |
R230, but why do we judge based on flaccid size when we know it's not an accurate judge of erect size?
R231, the column says it will only be a brief glimpse of cock.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | October 24, 2018 12:31 AM |
Hey! I’ve seen the movie at the London Film Festival last month and saw.. everything lol
Any questions?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | November 6, 2018 5:31 PM |
So a bunch of fuss over nothing much? I bet you can hardly see it.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | November 6, 2018 5:35 PM |
So...dong?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | November 6, 2018 5:41 PM |
It’s a blink and you’ll miss it moment to be honest, that’s why the pause button on netflix will come handy.
The scene goes like this: They are cleaning themselves in a pond. Chris Pine is the only one naked and there’s a shot of him with the sun behind so you do see everything but the sun is here for it to be more artistic than just nudity if I may say.
I’m not 100% sure but I think he was uncut. It’s a nice dick tbh, not the biggest ever but for a flacid one it was ok. He has big balls (!). When I saw it, I immediately thought of Viggo Mortensen in Captain Fantastic (link) They have very similar dicks but Chris’ balls are a bit bigger and therefore his penis is a bit longer.
There’s a sex scene in the movie too with Florence Pugh. I was honestly very impressed by Chris’ body. He has a GREAT butt and his body is just magnificient.
Any questions?
by Anonymous | reply 236 | November 6, 2018 5:53 PM |
R236 So he's all balls? How disappointing!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | November 6, 2018 5:54 PM |
[quote]It’s a blink and you’ll miss it moment to be honest, that’s why the pause button on netflix will come handy.
Isn't it Netflix that doesn't freeze frame properly?
by Anonymous | reply 238 | November 6, 2018 5:56 PM |
r238, you can see why.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | November 6, 2018 5:59 PM |
Is that a dick joke, r239?
by Anonymous | reply 240 | November 6, 2018 6:01 PM |
[R237] He’s not "all balls", he has a nice dick too but when I saw it, I was like "wow nice balls" immediately and wasn’t flabbergasted by his dick per se BUT it’s still long and almost cover his balls (which are again, big) so it’s a nice package overall.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | November 6, 2018 6:02 PM |
No, the thing with Netflix is that you can’t take a screenshot on your phone but you can screenshot your screen on your computer and it looks perfect so no worries.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | November 6, 2018 6:04 PM |
Is he far away in the frame of shot?
by Anonymous | reply 243 | November 6, 2018 6:07 PM |
Does he ejaculate?
by Anonymous | reply 244 | November 6, 2018 6:12 PM |
His dad Robert used to have a hot ass on CHIPS.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | November 6, 2018 6:14 PM |
R243 imagine this but naked and with the sun behind him.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | November 6, 2018 6:15 PM |
R244 well yes, inside Florence Pugh’s character.
Btw, I thought Florence Pugh was the highlight of the movie. She’s great
by Anonymous | reply 247 | November 6, 2018 6:17 PM |
He’s shown ass and balls before, in the movie Stretch...
by Anonymous | reply 251 | November 6, 2018 6:25 PM |
Does the carpet match the drapes?
by Anonymous | reply 252 | November 6, 2018 6:26 PM |
R250 When did Kimmel become Japanese?
by Anonymous | reply 253 | November 6, 2018 6:27 PM |
R250 I swear his butt is art. We already knew he had a nice one because of pics like but damn, just thinking about it ☺️ I don’t understand why people don’t talk more about his butt than his dick. Don’t get me wrong, he has a really nice package BUT HIS ASS!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 254 | November 6, 2018 6:27 PM |
R251 I don’t know if that’s prosthetic here or not but that’s VERY accurate. I really thought "wow nice balls" immediately
by Anonymous | reply 255 | November 6, 2018 6:30 PM |
It’s not prosthetic. That scene is lengthy and you can pretty much see it all.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | November 6, 2018 6:31 PM |
R252 oh yeah, forgot to say he has pubes. It’s dark
by Anonymous | reply 257 | November 6, 2018 6:34 PM |
Isn't this like a remake of Braveheart?
by Anonymous | reply 258 | November 6, 2018 6:37 PM |
R255 I had the same though...good teabagging balls.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | November 6, 2018 6:38 PM |
He has amazing eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | November 6, 2018 6:39 PM |
[quote] I don’t understand why people don’t talk more about his butt than his dick. Don’t get me wrong, he has a really nice package BUT HIS ASS!!!!
Because asses are boring.
If there were one word we could ban on DL, it would be "ass." I am that sick of reading it every tenth post.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | November 6, 2018 7:08 PM |
I'm more of an ass man myself, so I'm happy to hear that he shows ass. If there was a presenting hole moment, I'd cry.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | November 6, 2018 9:35 PM |
[quote]Because asses are boring.
Speak for yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | November 6, 2018 9:55 PM |
Does he have an #onlyfans account yet?
by Anonymous | reply 265 | November 6, 2018 9:58 PM |
[quote]More Chris Pine ass from Stretch
That could be a stuntman.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | November 6, 2018 9:58 PM |
Yeah I don't buy the Stretch stills and gifs completely. Plus, the ass in those doesn't look that great. If everyone's talking about his ass from this movie, he's either started working it out or those Stretch caps were of a stunt butt.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | November 6, 2018 10:00 PM |
I’ve seen the movie STRETCH several times (it’s hilarious), and that is no stunt man. His character is a dirty grifter wearing a jock strap, dirty sneakers, a parachute and not much else.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | November 6, 2018 10:40 PM |
Who was the bitch from that other DL thread who said Chris looks like he doesn’t wipe?
by Anonymous | reply 269 | November 6, 2018 10:41 PM |
[quote]Most modern day Jews are Russian converts, not from any dessert tribe.
Please tell me more about this "dessert" tribe!
by Anonymous | reply 270 | November 7, 2018 1:32 AM |
I can't wait to see Chris's DONG!
by Anonymous | reply 271 | November 7, 2018 3:36 AM |
Wait, he’s uncut? Why did my excitement in seeing his dick drop by 90% all of a sudden?
by Anonymous | reply 272 | November 7, 2018 3:45 AM |
I will never understand the cut vs. uncut obsession on DL, which is the only place I ever see it. In the "real world" I've never known anyone who gives a fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | November 7, 2018 4:07 AM |
It seems to be an eldergay thing.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | November 7, 2018 4:10 AM |
[quote]I can't wait to see Chris's DONG!
It's just gonna be a prosthetic or digitally enhanced. Don't get slain in the Spirit just yet!
by Anonymous | reply 275 | November 7, 2018 4:21 AM |
R273 it's not an Eldergay thing, it's a combination of bizarre fetishes for foreskin combined with the militantly anti-circ people. As long as the head develops properly and proportionately and they aren't cut too tightly, then it really shouldn't matter, but apparently it does to some people.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | November 7, 2018 4:31 AM |
Well whenever I see a DLer go on about "stank sleeves", I assume the poster is at least 60 years old. Nobody young gives this much of a shit.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | November 7, 2018 4:57 AM |
What’s the point of looking at an uncut dick? It’s like a dick encased in a balloon with a knot tied at the end. 🎈 It’s like the dick is wearing a turtleneck and not really nude. We want to see the full dick and not have it all covered up.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | November 7, 2018 5:01 AM |
Agreed, there is no small amount of aesthetic and erotic satisfaction in seeing a, meaty, permanently exposed glans, but some people Will. Not. Tolerate.This.
Even if a guy had skin but kept it rolled back, some DLers heads would explode upon viewing it .
They would also prefer to look at diamonds while they're still buried in the earth. "How dare you expose and clean them! It's unnatural!!!!!"
It must be a purely gay abberation because you never hear a straight guy talking about how hot the wrinkly hood covering up the head of a clit is.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | November 7, 2018 6:34 AM |
[quote]I’m not 100% sure but I think he was uncut.
Surprised to hear Chris Pine is uncut.
Would have thought he was cut since he was born in 1980 when the vast majority of US boys were cut.
Plus he is part Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | November 7, 2018 6:41 AM |
How much longer do we have to wait for this magical penis to appear?
by Anonymous | reply 281 | November 7, 2018 7:44 AM |
[quote]Surprised to hear Chris Pine is uncut.
Of course it could be a CGI foreskin.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | November 7, 2018 10:41 AM |
His bulge in suit are is low hangers
by Anonymous | reply 284 | November 7, 2018 12:25 PM |
dang his ass is hot !!! in stretch.
NEW KING OF CINEMA
LONG MAY HIS DIVINE COCK AND ASS REIGN!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 285 | November 7, 2018 2:24 PM |
When will his dick daybut on Netflix?
by Anonymous | reply 286 | November 7, 2018 3:13 PM |
Is it Friday when this is on Netflix?
by Anonymous | reply 287 | November 7, 2018 4:03 PM |
yes, November 9th
by Anonymous | reply 288 | November 7, 2018 4:06 PM |
I don't think much work is going to get done when this dick is unleashed on Friday
by Anonymous | reply 289 | November 7, 2018 5:12 PM |
Can you imagine the watch parties, r289?
by Anonymous | reply 290 | November 7, 2018 5:13 PM |
CGI Penis......Industrial Light & Magic
by Anonymous | reply 291 | November 7, 2018 6:14 PM |
he's on Cobert tonight, I'll be watching.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | November 8, 2018 5:00 AM |
How does Chris describe his cock?
by Anonymous | reply 293 | November 8, 2018 5:01 AM |
He was great on Graham Norton. Thought more men should show peen.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | November 8, 2018 5:04 AM |
I saw the trailer, his scottish accent is not impressive.
His skin (right side) is bumpy. like in-grown hair bumps from shaving. doesn't look like acne scars.
Great eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | November 8, 2018 5:10 AM |
colbert said, " i heard it's not very long"..."the scene" LOL. Pine makes a face LOL....then the segment ends.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | November 8, 2018 5:13 AM |
[quote]He was great on Graham Norton. Thought more men should show peen.
I'm sure he got no argument from Mr. Norton on that matter.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | November 8, 2018 5:34 AM |
that hot bubble butt has took him a long way.
viva la share da anus.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | November 8, 2018 6:35 AM |
Tomorrow! tomorrow! You're only a day away!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | November 8, 2018 6:59 AM |
This penis better not be a let down
by Anonymous | reply 300 | November 8, 2018 9:40 AM |
Don't get your "hopes" up!
by Anonymous | reply 301 | November 8, 2018 10:16 AM |
no pic yet????
girls git 2 work
by Anonymous | reply 302 | November 8, 2018 10:18 AM |
I might have to call in sick in observance of this dick
by Anonymous | reply 303 | November 8, 2018 3:20 PM |
If Chris Pine ever did a porn, it would make him a billionaire.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | November 8, 2018 3:21 PM |
How many loads will be blown over this the weekend?
Whoever posts the best gif here is DLounger of the week!
Do we know if he shows bum too?
by Anonymous | reply 305 | November 8, 2018 3:58 PM |
Yes, ass and dick.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | November 8, 2018 4:08 PM |
He's dead right when he said there would be no attention paid if it was a woman. So let's open the flood gates. It should be mandatory for Hollywood actors. And the NFL, for that matter.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | November 8, 2018 4:13 PM |
R307 some Hollywood actors. Jack Nicholson can be given a pass
by Anonymous | reply 308 | November 8, 2018 4:56 PM |
Forgot to add one thing: Althought i’m very glad he did it, the nudity is very gratuitous in this scene. The sex scene with Florence Pugh makes sense because that’s the first time they "trust" each other and they look at each other’s body, stripped of all conventions. But the full frontal in the lake is just there to have full frontal nudity.. that’s it.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | November 8, 2018 6:23 PM |
R309, I’m ok with that.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | November 8, 2018 6:25 PM |
[quote]Do we know if he shows bum too?
Yes, according to reviews, there's more footage of his ass than his dick.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | November 8, 2018 7:01 PM |
You guys are gonna go nuts tomorrow!
by Anonymous | reply 312 | November 8, 2018 7:16 PM |
Speaking of nuts, does Chris have nice ones?
by Anonymous | reply 313 | November 8, 2018 7:21 PM |
And does he dye his pubes or are they grey like his beard?
by Anonymous | reply 314 | November 8, 2018 7:35 PM |
R313 His nuts are insane (not kidding)
by Anonymous | reply 315 | November 8, 2018 7:49 PM |
How were you able to see the film early, R315?
by Anonymous | reply 316 | November 8, 2018 7:52 PM |
Maybe he injects stuff into his nuts like that guy who just died.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | November 8, 2018 8:06 PM |
[quote]But the full frontal in the lake is just there to have full frontal nudity.. that’s it.
Only on DL would gay men complain about the presence of dong.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | November 8, 2018 8:08 PM |
What percentage of gay men do you think believe uncut dicks are ugly? He's uncut right?
by Anonymous | reply 319 | November 8, 2018 8:17 PM |
R319, someone above said he looked uncut, but it's unlikely given when he was born, unless he's wearing a prosthetic to make him look like a Scottish man of those times.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | November 8, 2018 8:22 PM |
R314 although I can speak for Pine, I have a graying beard like Pine's but I have yet to find a gray pube.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | November 8, 2018 8:25 PM |
I used to be able to pause Netflix and examine each frame for however long I wanted. Now the screen darkens after 2 seconds and the metadata gets superimposed over the image. It's best to wait for a high quality webrip for pausing and slomo. Fuck Netflix for breaking something that wasn't broken.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | November 8, 2018 8:44 PM |
So what time tomorrow? Midnight tonight, noon tomorrow, etc? These are important questions that need answers.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | November 8, 2018 8:51 PM |
I don't think it's his real cock.
The director has been very strict with keeping everything authentic. They had to wear real metal chain mail what weighs over 40 pounds. In most flicks, it's half metal, half rubber.
So imagine if it's supposed to be an uncut scottish cock and he's cut, lucky makeup person gets to put skin on his cock!
by Anonymous | reply 324 | November 8, 2018 8:52 PM |
But wouldn't Pine have mentioned that in his interviews, R324?
by Anonymous | reply 325 | November 8, 2018 8:54 PM |
I haven't seen anyone ask him about it in the interviews. But I've only seen one and it ended before he really said anything. (colbert).
Did any interviewer ask him if that was his real cock? I need to google it.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | November 8, 2018 9:02 PM |
Wasn't Affleck's dick in Gone Girl rumored to be fake?
by Anonymous | reply 327 | November 8, 2018 9:03 PM |
R237, yes, it's fake. Nothing is real these days...
by Anonymous | reply 328 | November 8, 2018 9:04 PM |
R326, I thought Pine has said all along that it's his real penis.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | November 8, 2018 9:04 PM |
The film was shown Toronto International Film Fest. in Sept. That's how others saw it first.
Also that lucky bitch got to film sex scenes with Chirs, she's naked in the film too but she's fug.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | November 8, 2018 9:13 PM |
I heard their were faintings in the theater at TIFF after he pulled it out
by Anonymous | reply 331 | November 8, 2018 9:26 PM |
The peen heard round the world!
by Anonymous | reply 332 | November 8, 2018 9:40 PM |
Why don’t actors give full backal. I’m talking about hole darling.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | November 8, 2018 10:03 PM |
R333, Ewan McGregor came pretty close to doing that in "Velvet Goldmine".
by Anonymous | reply 334 | November 8, 2018 10:10 PM |
Chris Meloni showed hole.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | November 8, 2018 10:12 PM |
R316 I saw the movie at the London Film Festival last month :)
by Anonymous | reply 336 | November 8, 2018 10:28 PM |
He ain't Michael Fassbender. Don't be expecting that.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | November 8, 2018 11:25 PM |
"I have yet to find a gray pube."
If you like, I can take a look, to verify that.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | November 9, 2018 12:21 AM |
[quote]He ain't Michael Fassbender. Don't be expecting that.
He thinks he is.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | November 9, 2018 12:38 AM |
Brilliant marketing for this movie. Nobody would really care about it if Chris didn't show peen, that's what's selling it.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | November 9, 2018 12:39 AM |
Yeah so much of the online buzz for this movie has revolved around Chris Pine's penis r340.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | November 9, 2018 12:54 AM |
Netflix is getting a TON of free publicity thanks to Chris's dong. Maybe they could start a trend.
Next up on Netflix: Chris Evans starring in "Hard and Cumming."
by Anonymous | reply 342 | November 9, 2018 12:58 AM |
hopefully other actors will see what great publicity he's getting and peen will become the new normal
by Anonymous | reply 343 | November 9, 2018 1:04 AM |
Could we PLEASE stop talking about this? Other actors--Tom Hardy, for one--have shown their dicks and the wheels didn't come off the world. What is the deal here? Just because Chris Pine is "dreamy" and you get to see his dick for a split second?????
by Anonymous | reply 344 | November 9, 2018 1:51 AM |
Maybe because he’s hot in a way that Tom Hardy will never be, R344.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | November 9, 2018 2:13 AM |
I don’t see the big deal about him. He’s odd looking in the face to me and VERY BORING vanilla.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | November 9, 2018 2:14 AM |
Tom Hardy is the guy who's your fuck buddy for awhile. Chris Pine is the guy you marry.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | November 9, 2018 2:16 AM |
I remember when Kevin Bacon showed his dick in Wild Things. Caused a furor. Too bad they cut out the part where Matt Dillon joined him in the shower.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | November 9, 2018 3:23 AM |
[quote]Chris Pine says his member would match Michael Fassbender's
Obviously Chris Pine has been watching Michael Fassbender's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | November 9, 2018 4:40 AM |
Chris Pine is a fan of cock, as pretty much everyone has concluded by now.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | November 9, 2018 5:27 AM |
Looking forward to some fine Pine- peen porn.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | November 9, 2018 7:48 AM |
Well just checked it out and they changed the shot.. and blured it out a little. When I saw it at the london film festival, you could actually see everything because it was MUCH closer. You can’t see shit now 🤷🏻♂️
I guess the hyped around it actually made them change it.. and that’s a shame.
At least, the sex scene is still there and you can see his glorious ass and his pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | November 9, 2018 8:07 AM |
[quote]Well just checked it out and they changed the shot.. and blured it out a little. When I saw it at the london film festival, you could actually see everything because it was MUCH closer. You can’t see shit now
Why would they do that, R352?
by Anonymous | reply 353 | November 9, 2018 8:08 AM |
R352 Fuck it. I'll just wait for the caps then. Agree with a poster upthread that he is too vanilla. All the hype was a boner killer anyhow. It made it sound like he did it just for the exposure.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | November 9, 2018 8:10 AM |
R352, how have you been able to see the new edit?
by Anonymous | reply 355 | November 9, 2018 8:13 AM |
R353 I truly don’t know.. maybe Chris got scared to show his penis to the entire world forever? He shouldn’t be because he has a great package imo. Maybe the director didn’t want everyone to focus on this..
For those interested the scene starts at 1:28:00
R355 It was put on netflix 16 minutes ago.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | November 9, 2018 8:16 AM |
Seems dishonest to edit it after all the talk Chris Pine has done about it.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | November 9, 2018 8:20 AM |
It's a vagina!
by Anonymous | reply 361 | November 9, 2018 8:30 AM |
WTF? Am I going to have to ask CSI to zoom and enhance it? I can't believe they changed it after hyping it so much and Pine claiming he was just as big as Fassbender...as if.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | November 9, 2018 8:31 AM |
Hard to believe this is what had everyone's panties in a twist. When will the U.S. grow the fuck up?
by Anonymous | reply 363 | November 9, 2018 8:35 AM |
Pfff I can't believe they edited his penis. Blah,,, not reason to see it now.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | November 9, 2018 8:35 AM |
R363 Read R352 They changed it from what was shown at film festivals
by Anonymous | reply 365 | November 9, 2018 8:37 AM |
I'm going to write them to say that I and my many many friends will boycock the film until Chris' privates are provided.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | November 9, 2018 8:43 AM |
maybe it was the angle and body position but his body is ugly!
by Anonymous | reply 368 | November 9, 2018 8:50 AM |
That's it. I'm going to bed. I haven't been this disappointed since I found out my parents were Santa Claus.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | November 9, 2018 9:01 AM |
lucky bitch got to touch his butt!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | November 9, 2018 9:16 AM |
Just checked the scene at 1:28 on Netflix. Major disappointment on even a big screen television. I'm sure you'd see more on a theater screen, but you need more than one viewing.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | November 9, 2018 9:18 AM |
Wednesday night on Colbert, Chris was boasting that he went full frontal for the movie.
The scene is as brief as Ben Affleck's in "Gone Girl".
by Anonymous | reply 374 | November 9, 2018 9:40 AM |
No one will be as disappointed as Pine at the short shrift given his penis onscreen.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | November 9, 2018 9:43 AM |
It's certainly not helping us figure out whether he is cut or uncut.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | November 9, 2018 9:45 AM |
his cock and ass are dam fine in person
trust me
by Anonymous | reply 377 | November 9, 2018 10:01 AM |
r378 It looks like a perfectly nice grower. Hard to tell if he's cut or uncut, though.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | November 9, 2018 10:04 AM |
R377, yes indeed!
by Anonymous | reply 380 | November 9, 2018 10:08 AM |
Ah...some Chris Pine fuckers. Tell us more. Regale us with detail.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | November 9, 2018 10:10 AM |
"What is the deal here? Just because Chris Pine is "dreamy" and you get to see his dick for a split second?????"
Yes. Tom Hardy looks like Brexit-voting trash, especially with all of those tattoos. He may as well be in Treasure Island porn. However Chris is just glorious. He can act as well. Too bad the director edited the film though, because it looks like yet another Netflix straight-to-video movie.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | November 9, 2018 10:22 AM |
To add to what R382 said, it's also more significant for Chris Pine to go naked because it's not as common for American actors.
It's much more common practice for European actors like Tom Hardy.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | November 9, 2018 10:24 AM |
Dream cap can lighten it. Still it sucks. Bastards.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | November 9, 2018 11:07 AM |
I'm very surprised Kevin Costner's full frontal scene from that baseball movie has never surfaced.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | November 9, 2018 11:13 AM |
His gut looks roid-y
by Anonymous | reply 387 | November 9, 2018 11:14 AM |
That's a shame R352.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | November 9, 2018 11:14 AM |
TOM HARDY AND HIS TATTS DOING TREASURE ISLAND PORN
LOVE THAT
HE SHOULD FUK RIC SCOTT FROM FLORIDA IN A MOVIE. AND WORK HIS TITS OVER HARD!
by Anonymous | reply 389 | November 9, 2018 11:16 AM |
The ultimate anticlimax.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | November 9, 2018 11:16 AM |
Knew it'd be disappointing.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | November 9, 2018 11:32 AM |
Dong of Disappointment
by Anonymous | reply 392 | November 9, 2018 11:34 AM |
Zoomed & brightened. Eh, nothing to write home about. Is he known as "Mr. Stubbs"?
by Anonymous | reply 393 | November 9, 2018 11:38 AM |
Time to break out the magnifying glass.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | November 9, 2018 11:43 AM |
I can't believe how many thirsty white women posted on Twitter after it premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival ...this is an unremarkable dick
by Anonymous | reply 396 | November 9, 2018 11:53 AM |
Remember boys it's very cold water.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | November 9, 2018 11:55 AM |
no shit, it was cold as fuk, u know I could not keep its normal long length when it was that chily u queens.
to prove, I personally invite u all to meet me at the bev Hilton hotel poolside on sunday at 2pm to view it
by Anonymous | reply 398 | November 9, 2018 12:14 PM |
He's a MAJOR grower.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | November 9, 2018 12:19 PM |
he dint get to be a major box office star on jus his talent ya know....
THE MAN HAS COCK POWER AND KNOWS HOW TO USE IT, JUST ASK XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | November 9, 2018 12:21 PM |
This is just like the 2016 election!
by Anonymous | reply 401 | November 9, 2018 12:23 PM |
Where are the gigantic balls someone was talking about?
by Anonymous | reply 404 | November 9, 2018 1:14 PM |
Where's the BEEF???
by Anonymous | reply 405 | November 9, 2018 1:23 PM |
He needs to stop fucking with his face.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | November 9, 2018 1:41 PM |
Why has no one mentioned that he obviously has a bit of a gut on him? Not nearly as flat as he seems when he's clothed. I'm guessing he wears a Spanx.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | November 9, 2018 2:52 PM |
R399 tell us more!!
by Anonymous | reply 408 | November 9, 2018 4:18 PM |
R404 They changed the shot so you can’t see them anymore.. but trust me, his balls were the best part.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | November 9, 2018 4:19 PM |
For perspective, when I saw the movie, the camera was there.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | November 9, 2018 4:21 PM |
Shrinkage!
by Anonymous | reply 411 | November 9, 2018 4:36 PM |
[quote]Well just checked it out and they changed the shot.. and blured it out a little. When I saw it at the london film festival, you could actually see everything because it was MUCH closer. You can’t see shit now 🤷🏻♂️
This is EXACTLY what they did with Jake Gyllenhaal in "Jarhead."
Original you could see his dick pretty clearly in his "shower" scene then when the film actually was distributed in theaters and Blu-ray they had darkened the area and added more mist but of course they talked it up between those two periods.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | November 9, 2018 7:15 PM |
Did he nail the Scottish accent?
by Anonymous | reply 413 | November 9, 2018 7:19 PM |
Fat belly, small cock. I’ll lass
by Anonymous | reply 414 | November 9, 2018 8:05 PM |
Pass ^^
by Anonymous | reply 415 | November 9, 2018 8:05 PM |
Steroids give a guy a belly like that.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | November 9, 2018 8:13 PM |
R412 I didn’t know this! I always wondered if Jake had a big one or not. Did you see the uncensored version?
And yeah, that’s really disappointing. The festivals’ version was a proper full frontal, you could actually see everything. I guess i’m one of the lucky one who saw Chris Pine’s dick lol
by Anonymous | reply 417 | November 9, 2018 8:34 PM |
Just found a pic of Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead, I can’t believe I never saw it. Good size
by Anonymous | reply 418 | November 9, 2018 8:40 PM |
Why can't America handle a clear, reasonably close up shot of a dick?
by Anonymous | reply 419 | November 9, 2018 8:43 PM |
Thanks for the enhanced images, R395.
Having taken a look at those, I'm now prepared to conclude that he looks CUT.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | November 9, 2018 9:07 PM |
Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut? Some of you are seriously strange.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | November 9, 2018 9:17 PM |
[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut?
The Mutilated! shriekers.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | November 9, 2018 9:33 PM |
Many people are interested to know who's cut, R421.
Just search Twitter.
Or check out other websites.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | November 9, 2018 9:34 PM |
[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut?
Everyone. Except, apparently, you.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | November 9, 2018 9:36 PM |
This movie is poised to become the Zapruder film of the new millennium. 50 years from now, future generations will be going frame by frame, looking for evidence to support or refute the hypothesis that Pine is cut.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | November 9, 2018 9:42 PM |
Well, at some point an interviewer can just ask Pine if he's circumcised.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | November 9, 2018 9:43 PM |
r424 I have never in my life seen the cut vs. uncut thing in the real world, only on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | November 9, 2018 9:54 PM |
R427, there are clearer images above.
And check out the enhanced images at R395.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | November 9, 2018 9:54 PM |
Where do you live, r428? How old are you? Are most men you encounter cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 430 | November 9, 2018 9:55 PM |
Being American most men I've been with have been cut except for Europeans obviously. I live in the Northeast. I have never in real life heard another gay man obsess over cut vs. uncut. It's bizarre. Only on DL do I see this.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | November 9, 2018 9:56 PM |
[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut?
Unpleasant elderbottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | November 9, 2018 9:58 PM |
R433 you can actually see he has big balls. At least that..
by Anonymous | reply 434 | November 9, 2018 10:01 PM |
R433 It looks like he’s cut here
by Anonymous | reply 435 | November 9, 2018 10:02 PM |
Agreed, R435.
And if you look at the enhanced images that R395 posted, it looks really clear that he's cut.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | November 9, 2018 10:04 PM |
r431, now that you mention it, I guess I never used to hear people talk about it as freely and frequently as we do on DL. I am an American baby boomer, so there was hardly ever any reason to talk about it. But apparently more dongs are being left uncut , so it's yet another thing to wonder about someone before you take his pants off.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | November 9, 2018 10:06 PM |
what a small dick
by Anonymous | reply 438 | November 9, 2018 10:10 PM |
yes, i saw a pic on twitter, he looked cut to me.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | November 9, 2018 10:14 PM |
He has great hair. really thick. nice eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | November 9, 2018 10:15 PM |
[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut? Some of you are seriously strange.
For historical accuracy, Nitwit
by Anonymous | reply 442 | November 9, 2018 11:21 PM |
Yeah, a fuzzy 1 second glimpse of cock really matters for historical accuracy! How about the perfect rows of gleaming white teeth veneers all the actors have lol!
by Anonymous | reply 443 | November 9, 2018 11:22 PM |
I think it's "seriously strange(r)" to care whether other people care about foreskin (or the absence thereof) than it is to care about foreskin (or the absence thereof).
by Anonymous | reply 444 | November 9, 2018 11:27 PM |
it's not strange. it's just preference. Do you like long hair, short hair, tall, chunky or whatever etc.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | November 9, 2018 11:34 PM |
That sure is a lot of dripping water.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | November 9, 2018 11:41 PM |
His body is rather cro-magnon(ish).
by Anonymous | reply 448 | November 9, 2018 11:52 PM |
Why did you post that dongless one, r446?
by Anonymous | reply 449 | November 9, 2018 11:53 PM |
R449, because the rising out of the water GIF hadn't been posted yet.
I've posted other dong gifs earlier on.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | November 9, 2018 11:58 PM |
There’s something weirdly off-putting and unsexy about that body. That was very unexpected
by Anonymous | reply 451 | November 10, 2018 12:17 AM |
Have I missed a screenshot of said cock? Please kindly direct me to the reply.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | November 10, 2018 12:21 AM |
R452, there are quite a few of them above.
I posted the first one early this morning at R358.
And R395 posted some good enhancements.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | November 10, 2018 12:23 AM |
So is this a good movie or no??
by Anonymous | reply 454 | November 10, 2018 1:32 AM |
R454 Let's keep the focus on the cock and balls
by Anonymous | reply 455 | November 10, 2018 3:02 AM |
As expected, the size queens are working the "meh" right on schedule. This place used to be fun and bitchy, now it's just pathetic. And so completely wrong when it comes to pegging who says what.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | November 10, 2018 4:54 AM |
It's like the freaks that continually call Brad Pitt "Princess Tiny Meat" because of the candids of him and Goop. Perfectly normal looking size. He's not a porn star. I'd like to see pics of some of you posters.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | November 10, 2018 6:37 AM |
You cam see his balls more clearly in the pics and gifs from STRETCH posted upthread, but it is evident that he’s got big balls and a cut cock in the pics and gifs from this new movie. Pine is thin, so the likely reason for his slight belly is that he probably had to put on weight for this new role. Actors tend to do that, ya know. He ain’t playing Captain Kirk or Steve Trevor this time around.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | November 10, 2018 8:57 AM |
Why did he do this? Its just a basic Netflix movie and there didn't need to be any nudity. Seems they did it to raise publicity
by Anonymous | reply 459 | November 10, 2018 11:28 AM |
It was filmed independently and then bought by Netflix
by Anonymous | reply 460 | November 10, 2018 11:35 AM |
[quote]It's like the freaks that continually call Brad Pitt "Princess Tiny Meat" because of the candids of him and Goop. Perfectly normal looking size. He's not a porn star. I'd like to see pics of some of you posters.
It's those with the small ones that point and laugh to make themselves feel better.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | November 10, 2018 12:04 PM |
This thread is useless until the photos are actually published.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | November 10, 2018 12:55 PM |
what a boring awful medieval war movie, god so nothing only his cock/ass will save the thing
unreal bad
by Anonymous | reply 463 | November 10, 2018 2:18 PM |
I haven’t been lied too this much since The Orange Bastard five minutes ago. I will never watch a Chris Pine movie again.
Um unless he is in Wonder Woman.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | November 10, 2018 4:00 PM |
Will the outtakes be included with the Director's Cut?
by Anonymous | reply 465 | November 10, 2018 4:04 PM |
The director is uncut. But who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 466 | November 10, 2018 4:07 PM |
Movie looks terrible
by Anonymous | reply 467 | November 10, 2018 4:10 PM |
Not sure what all the excitement was about. Maybe it looked bigger on the big screen. On my phone it looks pretty average.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | November 10, 2018 4:15 PM |
Why did Chris talk this up so much, even bringing up Fassbender. He set himself up for this backlash.
He has a nice cock, from what I can see, but Fassbender's with long and floppy and most importantly exposed for real reasons in a movie about sex addiction. Chris just got his out to help sell a movie no one gives a shit about.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | November 10, 2018 4:34 PM |
[quote]Why did Chris talk this up so much, even bringing up Fassbender. He set himself up for this backlash.
Because he's a wiseass and joking. You really think he cares what you think of his dick?
by Anonymous | reply 470 | November 10, 2018 4:48 PM |
[quote] I'd like to see pics of some of you posters.
You really are a glutton for punishment, aren't you?
by Anonymous | reply 471 | November 10, 2018 4:56 PM |
...okay
by Anonymous | reply 472 | November 10, 2018 5:10 PM |
I looked at a couple of seconds from this movie. Loooked like a GOT wannabe.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | November 10, 2018 5:42 PM |
This thread is so pathetic. Is that what we'll be talking about, sitting in the rocking chairs on the front porch of The Home? "Where were YOU when you heard about Chris Pine's dick?!?!?!?!" "Oh, girl....." "
by Anonymous | reply 474 | November 10, 2018 5:47 PM |
We are proud gay men who love dick especially celebrity dick. Tease us and we will kill.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | November 10, 2018 5:51 PM |
That scene of him emerging from the water is mercilessly sexy!
by Anonymous | reply 476 | November 10, 2018 8:38 PM |
I’m still confused by how thirsty all of you are for such a boring and vanilla guy. Like there’s nothing sexual about him.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | November 10, 2018 8:39 PM |
I can't imagine what makes r477's dick hard.
Scratch that. I don't want to know what makes r477's dick hard.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | November 10, 2018 8:48 PM |
[quote]This thread is useless until the photos are actually published.
Dear, there are dozens of photos and gifs above.
Did you not scroll up?
by Anonymous | reply 479 | November 10, 2018 10:20 PM |
I confess. I rewound and watched it 14 times straight. I came.
I'll bet I'm not the only one.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | November 10, 2018 11:17 PM |
R480 You’re not the only one. I’ll probably won’t come back to it much (I still go back to Michael Fassbender’s full frontal, his dong is just too perfect) but it was still a good scene and he has a nice dick so you bet your ass I came looking at it.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | November 10, 2018 11:43 PM |
R483 He truly has a perfect dick. He must have the biggest one in hollywood
by Anonymous | reply 483 | November 11, 2018 1:19 AM |
Nice natural bush on Fassy at R482.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | November 11, 2018 1:53 AM |
R484, But he's fugly.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | November 11, 2018 2:24 AM |
R478 I like all types of men. Pine is boring vanilla though. Someone like Fassbender I get. Someone like even Hemsworth and Evans I can get. But Pine is like Pratt to me. Just super vanilla.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | November 11, 2018 2:49 AM |
[quote] Will the outtakes be included with the Director's Cut?
Or the Director's Uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 487 | November 11, 2018 3:24 AM |
R485 Fassbender is definitely not fugly. And I agree with R486
by Anonymous | reply 488 | November 11, 2018 3:40 AM |
I thought Pine was sexy in WW. The best chocolate milkshakes are made with vanilla ice cream.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | November 11, 2018 5:06 AM |
Mommy, the Prince from Into The Woods has a Dolly Purse!
by Anonymous | reply 490 | November 11, 2018 5:15 AM |
[quote]There’s something weirdly off-putting and unsexy about that body. That was very unexpected
I am only positively surprised. His body looks massive in a very manly way and I just love it. It's mostly muscles and that's what makes it so hot since I'm not into fat bears. I usually love otter types but can't stand the no-muscle twinky teen boy look *shudders*.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | November 11, 2018 5:19 AM |
He is not ugly. He's quite handsome, way better looking than Chris Pratt. Unfortunately, I'm not into this type of movie. And this is just another Braveheart. Which I think it's quite impossible to top, esp that speech by Mel Gibson.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | November 11, 2018 5:49 AM |
I hate to say it despite the ‘ funny ‘ scene with the gay pushed out the window Braveheart is a good movie.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | November 11, 2018 5:55 AM |
And I liked Chris Pratt also until I found out he was on the wrong side of politics.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | November 11, 2018 5:56 AM |
R488, He was on with Kelly and Ryan the other morning, pinging so much he made Seacrest seem butch.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | November 11, 2018 6:37 AM |
Is it the lighting or does Fassbender look cut?
Clooney's opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | November 11, 2018 10:16 AM |
[quote]Is it the lighting or does Fassbender look cut?
Looks cut to me. Or maybe he's at full extension and has a downward dong.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | November 11, 2018 10:22 AM |
Shame size queens ruin chances of male nudity. Takes some really brave to go full frontal with a below average penis.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | November 11, 2018 10:34 AM |
I love bulges but tbh Fassbinder's dong is quite distracting in the roles that have nothing to do with sex. (It was perfect for Shame, though.) Partly because character-wise he seems quite dry and boring even though he's a decent actor. Judging by his vpl bulges I'd say he was fluffed for the scene in R498.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | November 11, 2018 10:40 AM |
Fassbinder has a nice cock but the whole girlfriend beating drunk junky thing kind of cancels it out.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | November 11, 2018 1:17 PM |
Does he beat his girlfriend up because she's not a guy, one of whom he'd rather be sharing his dong with?
by Anonymous | reply 502 | November 11, 2018 2:08 PM |
The dick scene with Pine seemed wholly gratuitous.
Him bathing in the river had absolutely NOTHING to do with what was going on.
If he had been washing off the blood, then maybe it would have made sense.
But, as it was, it was just to get the movie attention, which it did.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | November 11, 2018 3:26 PM |
Fassy is married. to Alicia something...an actress. She was nude in one of her movies where she played a robot and she has the body of a little boy. she has the most annoying voice.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | November 11, 2018 3:33 PM |
There have never been any gay stories about Fassbender. Unlike Pine, who everyone just assumes likes cock at this point.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | November 11, 2018 4:18 PM |
[quote]And I liked Chris Pratt also until I found out he was on the wrong side of politics.
Is Chris Pratt a Republican?
by Anonymous | reply 506 | November 11, 2018 11:44 PM |
R506 is water wet?
by Anonymous | reply 507 | November 11, 2018 11:48 PM |
Has Chris Pine ever been linked romantically with a female?
by Anonymous | reply 508 | November 12, 2018 4:55 AM |
He's had photo-op "girlfriends" but to the best of anyone's knowledge he's never had a long-term, live-in girlfriend which is unusual for a man who's apparently straight and almost 40 years old.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | November 12, 2018 5:02 AM |
He's currently dating Annabelle Wallis. I get a weird feeling in my stomach every time I see a photo-op of them together. I'm not claiming that they are solely a PR relationship. I'm sure there are tons of real-life celebrity couples that figure that they might as well benefit from the publicity, too. But who really knows? I wouldn't be surprised if they were PR, though. Hollywood is a business, after all.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | November 12, 2018 5:40 PM |
He should date Chris Evans. They would make a lovely couple.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | November 12, 2018 5:43 PM |
He had the nerve to claim he was as big as Fassbender
by Anonymous | reply 512 | November 13, 2018 12:54 AM |
Maybe he is when he's erect, R512.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | November 13, 2018 2:50 AM |
He dated Olivia Munn shortly after Star Trek 09 came out and he had everyone noticing him. I remember that.
It didn’t last long though.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | November 13, 2018 3:12 AM |
R514 I think most in Hollywood have "dated" Munn
by Anonymous | reply 515 | November 13, 2018 3:18 AM |
R515 can’t argue that. I remember even then (2009) I thought she “got around” too much. Can imagine since.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | November 13, 2018 3:24 AM |
Chris Pine is definitely sexy in that not uncommon boy next door, hot frat brother way. His father, the sergeant in CHIPS, gave off powerful DILFY, BDF vibes. The hottest 70s porn scene would have been him plowing Ponch and John senseless.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | November 13, 2018 2:36 PM |
Alas eve his hotness cant save it Not even in top ten
Dam he fine tho Pass that ass this way
by Anonymous | reply 518 | November 14, 2018 1:05 PM |
The movie is bombing, R518?
by Anonymous | reply 519 | November 14, 2018 4:21 PM |
R518 How does Netflix movie get in "the top ten?"
by Anonymous | reply 520 | November 15, 2018 4:43 AM |
Said to have one of the sweetest fuck holes in town.
His boypuss is a humdinger....
by Anonymous | reply 521 | November 15, 2018 5:21 AM |
And where did you hear this, R521?
by Anonymous | reply 522 | November 15, 2018 6:39 AM |
CHRIS PINE = RICH PENIS
by Anonymous | reply 523 | November 15, 2018 6:50 AM |
Is he a jerk? He's starting to sound kind of like a jerk now.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | November 15, 2018 7:01 PM |
In what way, R524?
by Anonymous | reply 525 | November 15, 2018 8:38 PM |
I hope he presents hole next.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | November 15, 2018 9:43 PM |
He dresses like such a slob in his day-to-day life.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | November 15, 2018 10:07 PM |
So the fuck what, Cunt Who Wears a Suit to Fly r527?
by Anonymous | reply 528 | November 15, 2018 10:10 PM |
Joke's on us. I watched it on our huge TV and the shot is blurred. There is nothing to see. Fail.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | November 15, 2018 10:24 PM |
r528 you don't have to wear a suit to fly but flip flops and pajamas? Really? He should know better, given his background.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | November 15, 2018 10:31 PM |
I simply could not care less what other people wear to fly, r530. Now if they smell, that's another matter, but that's not what you were mocking him for.
Could not care less.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | November 16, 2018 7:21 AM |
This thread has certainly veered off track.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | November 16, 2018 7:37 AM |
Any screenshot? Is he cut?
by Anonymous | reply 533 | November 16, 2018 7:39 AM |
R533, if you scroll up, you will see lots of screencaps and gifs.
And yes, the consensus is that he is cut.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | November 16, 2018 7:47 AM |
his manpuss smells like wonderwoman's joystick
by Anonymous | reply 535 | November 16, 2018 8:10 AM |
I don't really care about his dick as long as he has those baby blues and lips
by Anonymous | reply 536 | November 16, 2018 8:12 AM |
Thanks for the gifs, R537/R538.
The one at R538 is especially good.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | November 20, 2018 2:54 AM |
Well, that movie came and went fast.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | November 20, 2018 2:54 AM |
R540, how has it been performing so far?
by Anonymous | reply 541 | November 20, 2018 3:00 AM |
I know this is a penis-driven thread but by far the most shocking thing is how poorly-received the film itself was - especially since Chris Pine reunited with his previously superb "Hell or High Water" director David Mackenzie.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | November 20, 2018 3:03 AM |
[quote]Well, that movie came and went fast.
It's a Netflix flick.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | November 20, 2018 3:16 AM |
I know r543 but no buzz since it's been out.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | November 20, 2018 3:33 AM |
How is it doing on Netflix?
How many people have watched so far?
by Anonymous | reply 545 | November 20, 2018 3:47 AM |
When have you ever heard of Netflix releasing ratings details r545?
by Anonymous | reply 546 | November 20, 2018 4:20 AM |
Came and went fast? Hopefully not like Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | November 20, 2018 7:13 AM |
Netflix movies always drop off the radar quickly... however people are still talking about Hill House which has been out for two months
I think people tend to “write off” Netflix movies as equivalent to straight-to-DVD and opting to view the series which they assume are better quality
by Anonymous | reply 548 | November 20, 2018 12:07 PM |
Exactly r548.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | November 20, 2018 1:49 PM |
Any pics of his dick yet?
by Anonymous | reply 550 | November 20, 2018 1:51 PM |
Nothing burger penis scene. He is seen coming out of a river with a far away shot, one could barely see it. I will rather watch European movies if I want to see a penis shot. The so called scene is overhyped to sell the movie. The only people who will be salivating over the scene are asexuals.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | November 20, 2018 2:52 PM |
[quote]I think people tend to “write off” Netflix movies as equivalent to straight-to-DVD and opting to view the series which they assume are better quality
Why didn't they want to give this movie a proper theatrical release?
by Anonymous | reply 552 | November 20, 2018 10:19 PM |
He has a huuuge sac
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