Could she make it in the chorus on Broadway?
That's some cute dancing but that's all.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 31, 2018 2:42 PM |
I've seen middle school show choirs do harder shit.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 31, 2018 2:56 PM |
She was the archangel. She could do everything. She even swallowed swords and ate fire on the episode where they go undercover at a circus.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 31, 2018 3:16 PM |
Those 70s porn 'staches on the boys - atrocious
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 31, 2018 3:26 PM |
Did she dance like she acted?
Then no.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 31, 2018 3:29 PM |
The song, Dancin' Fool.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 31, 2018 3:34 PM |
Jaclyn Smith is 72 and her dancing days are over.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 31, 2018 3:36 PM |
Jaclyn Smith happens to be a classically trained dancer. She went to NYC to pursue a career in dance. It was at a professional show (she was in the chorus) where she got discovered by a commercial agent, which led to acting
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 31, 2018 3:42 PM |
R8 Interesting!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 31, 2018 3:43 PM |
She's got 2 left feet & a brain to match!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 31, 2018 3:46 PM |
But her acting is atrocious.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 31, 2018 3:54 PM |
That was a ghastly episode in sorrowful Season 5, but you could tell Jaclyn had a lot of fun with the dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 31, 2018 4:24 PM |
God I hope she got it.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 31, 2018 4:27 PM |
True story: My favorite dance partner was Bootsie Gumdrops.
Another true story: I had a cat called Bootsie Gumdrops.
Another true story: My favorite dance partner was Bootsie Gumdrops.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 31, 2018 4:29 PM |
Was this trying to capitalize on some Chorus Line craze at the time?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 31, 2018 4:29 PM |
R15, Yes, the episode was even called "Chorus Line Angels".
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 31, 2018 4:37 PM |
I wonder if she always has an "I arrived in NY with $35 in my pocket and a big dream of being a dancer" speech on hand like Madonna?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 31, 2018 4:43 PM |
so catchy!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 1, 2018 1:40 AM |
How very....Branson.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 1, 2018 1:47 AM |
Well, that dance combination looks DEVILISHLY complicated!
I say if she could do THAT, then YES....the stage was her oyster!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 1, 2018 2:26 AM |
She wanted to be a professional ballerina.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 1, 2018 2:55 AM |
That looks more like struttin and prancin than dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 1, 2018 3:07 AM |
Did Bob Fosse choreograph that scene?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 1, 2018 3:43 AM |
You want to talk embarrassing, Jaclyn did the opening for the Emmy Awards one year and did some dancing. She introduced different dancing clips and was superimposed in the clips. It ended with her being hoisted in the air with her hands up, ala the Emmy Award. She was roasted and I haven't been able to find it.
Chorus Line Angels had two Cassies from ACL, Pamela Peadon who finished the LA Run and poor Sandy Roveta who was the original Cassie in the International Company.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 1, 2018 4:08 AM |
Thank fuck we were gone by then!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 2, 2018 2:27 AM |
So I wasn't the only Hack!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 2, 2018 2:29 AM |
Y'all bitches better not come for my favorite Angel. Jaclyn's been my favorite since the Charlie Angels TV movie pilot. With that said, GURL! I always dread watching that episode. Blame the choreographer. Was that the same episode from season 1 that takes place in Reno? In order to cause a distraction, Jaclyn/Kelly Garrett went over to the chorus line bitch and not only started a fight but proceeded to whip her ass. Yeah, Kelly was about that life. My girl! lol
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 2, 2018 2:34 AM |
R28, your girl is beautiful, but she’s no Vanessa Redgrave when it comes to acting talent.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 2, 2018 2:37 AM |
She’s no Vanessa Redgrave when it comes to dancing talent either.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 2, 2018 2:38 AM |
I cannot believe that they actually ran that entire wretched, criminally insipid performance from r25 in a Charlie’s Angels episode.
I would have canceled the series on the spot if I were a network executive.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 2, 2018 2:43 AM |
I kept watching it trying to spot the other two angels.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 2, 2018 2:45 AM |
R32 it is only Jaclyn in the group dance segment, as she is the only one who has professional dance training
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 2, 2018 2:46 AM |
R31 Charlie's Angels was escapist dreck in the first place so this was just one more bad episode. Besides, in the last season no one much cared anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 2, 2018 2:48 AM |
Jaclyn may not be the best actress or dancer but she is very naturally pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 2, 2018 2:53 AM |
She was lucky she got cast on an iconic television show. Dancers have short careers generally and end up forgotten.
The show was canceled a few weeks before Chorus Line Angels aired. It was the worst episode of the entire series. Season 5 did have some real stinkers - Chorus Line Angels, Moonshinin' Angels, Mr. Galaxy (nice male eye candy though), and the finale Let Our Angel Live were terrible. Kelly got shot in the head for a second time during the series and it used lots of flashback clips.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 2, 2018 2:53 AM |
Has any other TV character been shot in the head twice?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 2, 2018 2:56 AM |
R37 Marlena on Days of our Lives
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 2, 2018 2:58 AM |
Another excuse for Jaclyn to dance on the show. This time belly dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 2, 2018 2:58 AM |
she is not that bad, why did most people vote no?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 23, 2020 8:51 PM |
Is Miss Smith wearing a corset?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 23, 2020 9:05 PM |
R25 They spared no expense with those Greek columns in that lavish production number, did they?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 23, 2020 9:17 PM |
Remember when she was the host of Top Hair or Top Haircut or whatever it was?
The show that gave us Tabatha Coffey, a ventriloquist dummy as the season two winner, and McConnaughey's alleged real love's catchphrase which sounded like "Remember, hayoe is impoetent."
Ah, those were the days.
Our goofball president was replaced with a real president.
A clown presidency was inconcievable.
Harry Potter was still making movies...
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 23, 2020 9:28 PM |
I don't think we've talked about this enough.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 2, 2020 10:18 PM |
Season 5 brought us Margo.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 3, 2020 12:17 AM |
She did a better job belly dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 3, 2020 4:38 AM |
Wow white tights really are not forgiving on ANYONE.
Maybe she wasn’t much of an actress, but she was the prettiest and I always gave her credit for never trying to leave, because she had a five year contract and actually respected it. She was raised well.
Bootsy Gumdrops is one of those inside DL jokes I’ve missed the origin, but she seems anything but loopy at least to me.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 3, 2020 6:04 AM |
There’s no Reno episode R28! I know your comment is two years old but if you like this hoofing shelter cat so much you’d know that.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 3, 2020 6:18 AM |
Dear God, that dance routine was awful! Was it a parody?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 3, 2020 6:26 AM |
Jaclyn “danced” in the beauty pageant episode as well (and maybe the one where they went to Vegas)? It seemed like something Aaron Spelling did to appease her, in the same way they kept letting Dixie Carter sing on Designing Women.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 3, 2020 6:27 AM |
I’m a shelter cat. I was Jaclyn’s first cat. And even I know she can’t dance.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 3, 2020 6:46 AM |
She dances in both Vegas episodes, the one from S.1 e.17 ‘Vegas Connection” and S.3 e.1 “Angels in Vegas”
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 3, 2020 6:48 AM |
[quote] It seemed like something Aaron Spelling did to appease her, in the same way they kept letting Dixie Carter sing on Designing Women.
Or like the rock numbers teens on a successful show start doing, for instance on the most recent season of CAOS.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 3, 2020 6:49 AM |
r25- Every single one of those gay male dancers have a mustache. There must have been a casting call right out of the CASTRO in SF back in 1979.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 3, 2020 3:27 PM |
I hate when a TV show does this just to give the actor a chance to “shine”. Especially when the actor is playing a character with absolutely no ties to show business.
As annoying as the Jaclyn dancing sequences were, a much bigger offender -IMO- was the episode in which they let Cheryl Ladd sing. I’m convinced this was the incident that made Kate Jackson loathe Cheryl 😄. Bitch, you’re playing a character who graduated from the fucking police academy!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 5, 2020 6:57 PM |
There doesn’t seem to be a video or GIF of Jaclyn’s interpretive dance from the beauty pageant episode. It was amazing!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 5, 2020 9:08 PM |
Jaclyn almost rivals Britney for energy and enthusiasm!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 12, 2020 5:26 AM |