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Jaclyn Smith DANCES

Could she make it in the chorus on Broadway?

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by Anonymousreply 57May 12, 2020 5:26 AM

That's some cute dancing but that's all.

by Anonymousreply 1August 31, 2018 2:42 PM

I've seen middle school show choirs do harder shit.

by Anonymousreply 2August 31, 2018 2:56 PM

She was the archangel. She could do everything. She even swallowed swords and ate fire on the episode where they go undercover at a circus.

by Anonymousreply 3August 31, 2018 3:16 PM

Those 70s porn 'staches on the boys - atrocious

by Anonymousreply 4August 31, 2018 3:26 PM

Did she dance like she acted?

Then no.

by Anonymousreply 5August 31, 2018 3:29 PM

The song, Dancin' Fool.

by Anonymousreply 6August 31, 2018 3:34 PM

Jaclyn Smith is 72 and her dancing days are over.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 31, 2018 3:36 PM

Jaclyn Smith happens to be a classically trained dancer. She went to NYC to pursue a career in dance. It was at a professional show (she was in the chorus) where she got discovered by a commercial agent, which led to acting

by Anonymousreply 8August 31, 2018 3:42 PM

R8 Interesting!

by Anonymousreply 9August 31, 2018 3:43 PM

She's got 2 left feet & a brain to match!

by Anonymousreply 10August 31, 2018 3:46 PM

But her acting is atrocious.

by Anonymousreply 11August 31, 2018 3:54 PM

That was a ghastly episode in sorrowful Season 5, but you could tell Jaclyn had a lot of fun with the dancing.

by Anonymousreply 12August 31, 2018 4:24 PM

God I hope she got it.

by Anonymousreply 13August 31, 2018 4:27 PM

True story: My favorite dance partner was Bootsie Gumdrops.

Another true story: I had a cat called Bootsie Gumdrops.

Another true story: My favorite dance partner was Bootsie Gumdrops.

by Anonymousreply 14August 31, 2018 4:29 PM

Was this trying to capitalize on some Chorus Line craze at the time?

by Anonymousreply 15August 31, 2018 4:29 PM

R15, Yes, the episode was even called "Chorus Line Angels".

by Anonymousreply 16August 31, 2018 4:37 PM

I wonder if she always has an "I arrived in NY with $35 in my pocket and a big dream of being a dancer" speech on hand like Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 17August 31, 2018 4:43 PM

so catchy!

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2018 1:40 AM

How very....Branson.

by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2018 1:47 AM

Well, that dance combination looks DEVILISHLY complicated!

I say if she could do THAT, then YES....the stage was her oyster!

by Anonymousreply 20September 1, 2018 2:26 AM

She wanted to be a professional ballerina.

by Anonymousreply 21September 1, 2018 2:55 AM

That looks more like struttin and prancin than dancing.

by Anonymousreply 22September 1, 2018 3:07 AM

Did Bob Fosse choreograph that scene?

by Anonymousreply 23September 1, 2018 3:43 AM

You want to talk embarrassing, Jaclyn did the opening for the Emmy Awards one year and did some dancing. She introduced different dancing clips and was superimposed in the clips. It ended with her being hoisted in the air with her hands up, ala the Emmy Award. She was roasted and I haven't been able to find it.

Chorus Line Angels had two Cassies from ACL, Pamela Peadon who finished the LA Run and poor Sandy Roveta who was the original Cassie in the International Company.

by Anonymousreply 24September 1, 2018 4:08 AM

This is worth a few laughs.

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by Anonymousreply 25September 1, 2018 4:16 AM

Thank fuck we were gone by then!

by Anonymousreply 26September 2, 2018 2:27 AM

So I wasn't the only Hack!

by Anonymousreply 27September 2, 2018 2:29 AM

Y'all bitches better not come for my favorite Angel. Jaclyn's been my favorite since the Charlie Angels TV movie pilot. With that said, GURL! I always dread watching that episode. Blame the choreographer. Was that the same episode from season 1 that takes place in Reno? In order to cause a distraction, Jaclyn/Kelly Garrett went over to the chorus line bitch and not only started a fight but proceeded to whip her ass. Yeah, Kelly was about that life. My girl! lol

by Anonymousreply 28September 2, 2018 2:34 AM

R28, your girl is beautiful, but she’s no Vanessa Redgrave when it comes to acting talent.

by Anonymousreply 29September 2, 2018 2:37 AM

She’s no Vanessa Redgrave when it comes to dancing talent either.

by Anonymousreply 30September 2, 2018 2:38 AM

I cannot believe that they actually ran that entire wretched, criminally insipid performance from r25 in a Charlie’s Angels episode.

I would have canceled the series on the spot if I were a network executive.

by Anonymousreply 31September 2, 2018 2:43 AM

I kept watching it trying to spot the other two angels.

by Anonymousreply 32September 2, 2018 2:45 AM

R32 it is only Jaclyn in the group dance segment, as she is the only one who has professional dance training

by Anonymousreply 33September 2, 2018 2:46 AM

R31 Charlie's Angels was escapist dreck in the first place so this was just one more bad episode. Besides, in the last season no one much cared anymore.

by Anonymousreply 34September 2, 2018 2:48 AM

Jaclyn may not be the best actress or dancer but she is very naturally pretty.

by Anonymousreply 35September 2, 2018 2:53 AM

She was lucky she got cast on an iconic television show. Dancers have short careers generally and end up forgotten.

The show was canceled a few weeks before Chorus Line Angels aired. It was the worst episode of the entire series. Season 5 did have some real stinkers - Chorus Line Angels, Moonshinin' Angels, Mr. Galaxy (nice male eye candy though), and the finale Let Our Angel Live were terrible. Kelly got shot in the head for a second time during the series and it used lots of flashback clips.

by Anonymousreply 36September 2, 2018 2:53 AM

Has any other TV character been shot in the head twice?

by Anonymousreply 37September 2, 2018 2:56 AM

R37 Marlena on Days of our Lives

by Anonymousreply 38September 2, 2018 2:58 AM

Another excuse for Jaclyn to dance on the show. This time belly dancing.

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by Anonymousreply 39September 2, 2018 2:58 AM

she is not that bad, why did most people vote no?

by Anonymousreply 40April 23, 2020 8:51 PM

Is Miss Smith wearing a corset?

by Anonymousreply 41April 23, 2020 9:05 PM

R25 They spared no expense with those Greek columns in that lavish production number, did they?

by Anonymousreply 42April 23, 2020 9:17 PM

Remember when she was the host of Top Hair or Top Haircut or whatever it was?

The show that gave us Tabatha Coffey, a ventriloquist dummy as the season two winner, and McConnaughey's alleged real love's catchphrase which sounded like "Remember, hayoe is impoetent."

Ah, those were the days.

Our goofball president was replaced with a real president.

A clown presidency was inconcievable.

Harry Potter was still making movies...

by Anonymousreply 43April 23, 2020 9:28 PM

I don't think we've talked about this enough.

by Anonymousreply 44May 2, 2020 10:18 PM

Season 5 brought us Margo.

by Anonymousreply 45May 3, 2020 12:17 AM

She did a better job belly dancing.

by Anonymousreply 46May 3, 2020 4:38 AM

Wow white tights really are not forgiving on ANYONE.

Maybe she wasn’t much of an actress, but she was the prettiest and I always gave her credit for never trying to leave, because she had a five year contract and actually respected it. She was raised well.

Bootsy Gumdrops is one of those inside DL jokes I’ve missed the origin, but she seems anything but loopy at least to me.

by Anonymousreply 47May 3, 2020 6:04 AM

There’s no Reno episode R28! I know your comment is two years old but if you like this hoofing shelter cat so much you’d know that.

by Anonymousreply 48May 3, 2020 6:18 AM

Dear God, that dance routine was awful! Was it a parody?

by Anonymousreply 49May 3, 2020 6:26 AM

Jaclyn “danced” in the beauty pageant episode as well (and maybe the one where they went to Vegas)? It seemed like something Aaron Spelling did to appease her, in the same way they kept letting Dixie Carter sing on Designing Women.

by Anonymousreply 50May 3, 2020 6:27 AM

I’m a shelter cat. I was Jaclyn’s first cat. And even I know she can’t dance.

by Anonymousreply 51May 3, 2020 6:46 AM

She dances in both Vegas episodes, the one from S.1 e.17 ‘Vegas Connection” and S.3 e.1 “Angels in Vegas”

by Anonymousreply 52May 3, 2020 6:48 AM

[quote] It seemed like something Aaron Spelling did to appease her, in the same way they kept letting Dixie Carter sing on Designing Women.

Or like the rock numbers teens on a successful show start doing, for instance on the most recent season of CAOS.

by Anonymousreply 53May 3, 2020 6:49 AM

r25- Every single one of those gay male dancers have a mustache. There must have been a casting call right out of the CASTRO in SF back in 1979.

by Anonymousreply 54May 3, 2020 3:27 PM

I hate when a TV show does this just to give the actor a chance to “shine”. Especially when the actor is playing a character with absolutely no ties to show business.

As annoying as the Jaclyn dancing sequences were, a much bigger offender -IMO- was the episode in which they let Cheryl Ladd sing. I’m convinced this was the incident that made Kate Jackson loathe Cheryl 😄. Bitch, you’re playing a character who graduated from the fucking police academy!

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by Anonymousreply 55May 5, 2020 6:57 PM

There doesn’t seem to be a video or GIF of Jaclyn’s interpretive dance from the beauty pageant episode. It was amazing!

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by Anonymousreply 56May 5, 2020 9:08 PM

Jaclyn almost rivals Britney for energy and enthusiasm!

by Anonymousreply 57May 12, 2020 5:26 AM
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