Pumpkin Spice Season

I saw the cheerios already. Kinda gross. The pumpkin yogurt at target was really good last year though.

Pumpkin Spice Cum, anyone?

Please die, OP, in a candlewax fire.

Target is the reigning queen of pumpkin spice. Their pumpkin scones are TO DIE FOR. Hurry up, Pumpkin Spice season, we are all waiting!

But...but... "they" are insisting Pumpkin Spice is now passe' and Cinnamon is the new Fall thing. I do love cinnamon. But why must I give up Pumpkin Spice?

Yep - Archer Farm. I couldn't remember the name of their private label, but they made pumpkin yogurt last year. Of course pumpkin tastes like nothing so it was just like a spiced yogurt... but it was good.... tasted like pumpkin pie... sorta.

Pumpkin spice, please!

No it’s not, summer is only 2/3 over and early fall is still pretty warm, def not pumpkin spice season.

How sick is this op?

Labor Day hasn't even passed yet. Kind of gross considering it's gonna be 90°+ the next few days, here around the Midwest.

[quote]How sick is this op?

As sick as the CQ who insists that any answer can only appear once in a thread. I didn't think there was anyone quite so annoying, but pumpkin spice fans are way up there.

Pumpkin spice candle lit, mug cradled, Fibro med taken, I’m ready...

My sister insisted on stopping at Hobby Lobby yesterday and they already have their Halloween AND Christmas shit up.

I'm cradling my boyfriend's ass as I type.

r13, you stayed in the car. right?

Does anyone know where to get Pumpkin Spice Lube? Hobby Lobby sold out & is bone dry- 😖

For those of us who make coffee at home, pumpkin spice flavor coffee creamer is a godsend

r17 White Trash Aspirational

The start of pumpkin spice season was actually story on my local news yesterday. Our society is doomed.

Glade for coffee.

Me! Me! I want to audition! I'd be great as Pumpkin Spice!!

Uh-oh, never mind....

Pumpkin Spice can eat my poo.

These Air Wick refills help to create a wonderful autumnal atmosphere

My candles and my coffee are pumpkin spice, but my Glade is Cashmere Woods:

Cashmere Woods:

[quote] No matter how busy life gets, time curled up on the couch is always time well spent. Let the rustic scent of a romantic fall day provide the perfect excuse to stay in and snuggle up in wooded bliss.

Has anyone tried the PS flavored Special K cereal? It sounds yummy.

Barf.

I like pumpkin spice, but it's too early. October is the time for it. I look forward to pumpkin spice coffee. Pumpkin spice haters are just gonna hate..

Will Pumpkin Spice Candles mask the smell of my acute Vaginosis at small intimate Holiday gatherings?

r24 is shitting us, right?

Still no pumpkin spice in Target. Maybe next weekend...

Has anyone purchased one of the Harry Slatkin candles from QVC. He's been on QVC a lot recently, and the hosts are practically orgasmic when they smell his autumnal candles. I almost bought his autumn pumpkin candle.

Pumpkin Spice's mother sucks cocks in hell!!

So has pumpkin spice season started where you are? Hurry up, pumpkin spice!

I would rather sniff the asshole of a dead hobo who has been laying in the hot sun of El Paso for three days.

R34 you would love the beaches of New Lesbia after the tide rolls out!

OP - Pumpkin threads on done to death on DL.

anyone else tired of this Pumpkin Spice shit?

It's September 1st! Let the Pumpkin Spice Infusing and Mug Cradling Commence!

That Pumpkin Spice Shit is Coming Back, Isn't It?

Pumpkin Spice Everything

Die, Pumpkin Spice. Die.

Don't forget this!

And while you're in the store....

For the pussy

Looking forward to PS season 2018 starting in earnest.

Spread your scent....

New Pumpkin Spice Poo-Pourri -- Buy some today!

Mmmmm

I don't really get the hate for pumpkin spice. Nobody's up in arms about fir tree scents at Christmas. Is it because it's associated with frauen?

I want those ice cream sammies. I will def find those at WF.

I am delighted to announce that pumpkin spice season is here! As of today, Target has all the pumpkin spice foods in stock!

How will you celebrate pumpkin spice weekend?

Pumpkin pie milkshake with coconut whipped cream and caramel

R49, you can't comprehend that some of us don't like the commercialization of food products which are then shoved into our faces during a specific season, as though they were a social prescription?

Your comparison, like your mind, is inept. Tree scents aren't food, are available year-round and are valued for their therapeutic qualities. No one is making them into a trend or part of a construct year after year.

R4 I found these at Target this past weekend. They are pretty good...a subtle, not over powering, pumpkin flavor.

I actually look forward to pumpkin spice egg nog every winter. I stay away from the candles, room spay, motor oil pumpkin spice concoctions.

R53, thanks loads for your didactic assholery.

The nearest Trader Joe’s is very far away, so I go there once every 2 or 3 months and stock up. Today I went and half the stuff I usually buy was gone, replaced with pumpkin spice crap. And supposed candy corn flavored products. Candy corn? It tastes like pure corn syrup. They had candy corn flavored popcorn. You know what candy corn flavored popcorn is? It’s Cracker Jack. It’s popcorn encased in dried corn syrup. Oh well, another two months of this and then it will be all splintered peppermint candy cane-encased products.

I don't think I've ever purchased a single pumpkin spice scented or flavored product, despite how ubiquitous they are at this time of year. I actually use cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves and allspice in various dishes, but I don't bake pumpkin pies because I'm single. When I see someone buying 'pumpkin pie spice' at the supermarket, I'm silently judging them as a very amateur cook.

The pumpkin spice egg nog is pretty nice. I look forward to PS flavor coffee creamer which I haven’t seen in shelves yet these year.

Agree that PS candles and room scents are mostly nasty. At least the few that I’ve tried has been disappointing.

I’m thinking of making a special trip to Whole Foods for those ice cream sandwiches....

Are the pumpkin spice Cheerios any good?

We’re ready.

This looks like it could be yummy, right?

Pumpkin spice is shit. For shit.

Yes please

[quote]Nobody's up in arms about fir tree scents at Christmas. Is it because it's associated with frauen?

How many people are actually burning fir candles or spraying it as an air freshener? Is there a fir latte at Starbucks? Fir Cheerios? Has anyone made For Season memes or parodies? Do you have to smell fir in every damn waiting room, office, and Uber for 4 months straight?

*Fir Season... which doesn't really exist, despite Xmas trees.

What is the official scent of hygge or lagom?

Just add it to the trash

Can't stand pumpkin spice stuff since I got sick on a pumpkin pie ice cream ~10 years ago. That's how long it's been since I've had pumpkin pie and the like.

I do enjoy the seasonal Mrs. Meyers scents: the pumpkin is meh, but the mum and apple cider are amazing.

Color.

Even the Doughboy has PS fever

I have always hated Cheerios from when I was a boy- crushed cardboard in milk- but the pumpkin spice gives it some not unfavorable general impression of flavor.

Sorry I'm late girls. Have you all started the Pumpkin Spice carols yet? I just got PS coco and settling down to a LifeTime Movie starring Nancy McKeon. Pumpkin Spice Forever!!

Items that should not be pumpkin spice.

Has anyone tried the Werther's Pumpkin Spice flavor?

I still haven’t had anything PS flavored but I guess there’s still plenty of time left in the season.

R58, It's far more efficient to buy pumpkin spice (real not artificial) to add to your oatmeal with fresh peaches, coffee as a flavor alternative to cinnamon, and baked sweet potatoes and yams, and eggnog. The concoction has real health benefits.

Frauiest frau frug ever fraught.

Michelle Visage adds Pumpkin Spice to her homemade coffee.

Has anyone here tried it?

Entemanns pumpkin spice donuts must be on the shelves

I don’t understand why you just can’t grow your own pumpkins, your own ginger (just get a root from the local organic market!), have a friend in a subtropical climate plant a clove tree, buy Sri Lankan cinnamon, nutmeg from Banda Islands and make your own pumpkin spice from scratch. How can you stand that prepackaged, mass produced glop? You people have baby taste.

R79, I always add cinnamon sugar and/or pumpkin spice on top of the coffee in the paper-lined basket of my coffee maker. Very healthy addition and really improves the flavor. No additional sugar or cream is necessary.

R81, Spice combo enables me to use only a very small single serving. I use my cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, ground cloves, fresh minced ginger, etc when I need a larger amount.

[quote]Very healthy addition and really improves the flavor.

Then you're buying bad coffee.

This is over the top....

Had a grande soy Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino last night - w/o whip, but with sprinkles (I didn't realize "topping" meant sprinkles). It was great.

Had with one of my stainless steel Starbucks straws.

If you like pumpkin spice you need to try whole foods seasonal pumpkin spice whip cream. Fucking delish!

R86 and r85 need to go to the guillotine with their pumpkin spice antics.

R87 is yet another miserable, lonely gay

Because I hate pumpkin spice, you spineless ninny? Uch.

It's almost here! Anyone else looking forward to pumpkin spice season?

Trader Joe pumpkinizes everything in the damned store.

Pumpkin Spice lube

Pumpkin Spice flavored condoms

Pumpkin Spice enemas

Pumpkin Spice laxatives

[quote]you can't comprehend that some of us don't like the commercialization of food products which are then shoved into our faces during a specific season, as though they were a social prescription?

Unless you grow all your own food, all food you consume is commercialized.

Pumpkin flavored everything!

Pumpkin flavored everything!

Sorry, but I can't do pumpkin spice until it's cool enough to sit on my window seat in an oversized sweater with the arms stretched out for that comfy look.

I look out on the back yard and reflect on my pumpkin spice.

Agree that August is too soo for PS. I’ll be all over it in November, though!

I just bought these but haven't opened them--still working on the Naples. Anyone try them yet?

I love to sprinkle pumpkin spice (the kind that comes in jars in the spice department, which preceded the flood of p-s products by many decades) on my oatmeal.

It's that time of year again!