Neil Young & Daryl Hannah Are Married

Does Crosby hate Darryl because of the Jackson Browne situation?

Why even bother getting married if you're not going to have kids?

What? Strange...

Old man, take a look at your wife...

They could always adopt.

Congratulations to the young lovers!

Jackson Browne was on hand to give the bride a backhand.

crosby should have never opened up his big fucking yap. he apologized to NY however the hell he did it, tho NY is notorious for his way or the highway and keeping a somewhat low profile.....graham Nash has a huge hard on beef with crosby over dog knows what...... then again he divorced his wife of three + decades and is dating someone in diapers now...... whatever happened happened, it is what it is , what it was it was.... The only way to survive with some semblance of sanity and i used that word very loosely, is to just live RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

our half assed opinions won't be keeping any those guys up at night, that much i know...... Mazel to the newly weds, if they are.....i don't give a shite who NY fucks as long as he keeps making music.

"Someone in diapers" could be someone very young or someone very old.

I love you R4!!!

Hymen intact? Wait. Hannah never got it on with Jackson or the late John F. Kennedy, Jr.?

David Crosby is a bitter, toxic individual. Always something nasty and stupid thing to say about other people. He is one ugly loser.

They are all gross.

I like the way you think, R9.

Wait, Neil Young the singer?

R15 No, Neil Young the plumber, Rose.

[quote]Does Crosby hate Darryl because of the Jackson Browne situation?

Maybe, but it could just as easily be the dumping of the previous wife of nearly 40 years for musician-collector Daryl situation.

That was fun R4.

She's literally fucking retarded, is this appropriate?

oh god, I just realized that Jackson Browne and Neil Young are two different people.

R11 , she suffers from hymen reflux.

She lived in a tree, right? And at one point ,before the filming of The Informers, wasn't she linked to Brad Renfro? She seems really weird.

She's autistic.

David Crosby is notorious for his lack of filters. He apologizes then goes right back to shooting off his mouth. I can't help but like the guy. Years ago it was rumored NY was trying to avoid child support for his two disabled sons (by Carrie Snodgrass, maybe?) Even Young himself said he was hell in relationships because he always put himself first. So I think maybe this is two people deserving each other.

R24 Yep. She is a homewrecker and he is a pathetic fool. And they both look like dog shit. Enjoy!! I hope Peggy finds a hot new bf stat and/or Daryl cheats on him.

Rosanna Arquette is batshit crazy and was never anything special to begin with. Go enjoy your overbite and I hope the birds and bees can protect you from your delusional self.

She fucked JFK Jr. After him, any guy she meets must look like a toad so she settles for personality.

She isn't much better than Neil these days. Yet another youth-clinger who fucked up her face.

How soon before Neil starts punching her on a regular basis?

I thought the age difference was bigger, but it's only 15 years. I guess Neil has always looked old.

She's 57, he's 72. The age gap doesn't seem a big deal to me when there are two older, mature people involved. At least he's not marrying a woman young enough to be his daughter.

He probably already did. The marriage was the after care.

Why so hostile, R26?

Now if only Daryl Hall and John Oates would finally tie the knot!

R32 Because she is a fucktard who has always gotten on my nerves, now aggravated further by her Asia Argento bullshit and new-age congrats to these 2 assholes.

Daryl didn’t invite me? I thought we were friends! I follow her on Instagram.

She is so far removed from your life, as is Argento, they as well may be fictional characters. They're hardly worth your agitation.

W&W for R7.

Two Grossies.

Aspies romance

Is she really autistic?

She’s also missing part of a finger... to add to the weirdness about her.

Here's a better view.

His hideous but I would have thought his rock star privilege would have allowed him to choose a more attractive bride.

He’s hideous...

[quote] Does Crosby hate Darryl because of the Jackson Browne situation?

Crosby hates everyone because he's a pile of shit human being.

If Daryl Hannah and Rosanna Arquette starred in "Thelma and Louise" it would have gone straight to VHS.

you are so right about the diapers !! i wasn't thinking of that when i posted the comment!!!!

here is what NY had to say btw:

The veteran songwriter appears in Hannah’s new movie Paradox, and also wrote its soundtrack. Discussing the production, Young responded light-heartedly to a line from the script, “Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” He told Yahoo, “That sounds about right… She says I’m unruly, and I think she’s too tough, but aside from that, we’re great!”

“We’re pretty real," he continued. "As artists, we support each other and understand, because we both have an element of fame. We understand what that means.” His comment appeared to refer to the media speculation about their relationship, which led to former colleague David Crosby calling Hannah a “purely poisonous predator” – for which he later apologized.

“We didn’t pay any attention to that,” Young said. “It doesn’t matter. We don’t give a shit. We don’t care, because they don’t know what they’re talking about. And if they do know what they’re talking about, we still don’t care, but we’re happy for them. It doesn’t matter. What matters is us, not the press.”

He also described how her lifestyle is rubbing off on him. “She’s helped me physically to be stronger; she’s got a really intense physical regimen she follows, and I crawl along behind her. We do pilates twice a week, sometimes three times a week, and get in the pool with weights. We have routines we do in the pool, a lot of stuff together like that. There’s always something. … I’m very lucky. We’re very lucky to have found each other. I’m eternally thankful for the opportunity to share my life with her, and she feels the same.”

OK then. Only love can break your fart.

W&W for R47

[quote]She’s helped me physically to be stronger; she’s got a really intense physical regimen she follows

In other words, she doesn't want to be his nurse or slow down to an old man's pace.

R46 Thanks to Neil for the visual of his skidmarked manties burned into our collective memory

Love is blind.

I don't get this marriage.

She's a 57 year old virgin? What the hell were Jackson Browne and JFK Jr getting out the time they spent with her?

They've been together 4 years platonically?

It feels like two has-beens couldn't think of any other way to get their faces in the news.

How does Neil Young say "no"?

Na na, na, na na na, na na na, na na

There's only a 15 year difference? Neil looks like her grandfather.

Heroin, it's a helluva drug!

Was this a shotgun wedding?

Autism + Epilepsy = Daryll + Neil

I sincerely think they're tremendous.

Crosby is a toxic fuck, but he sometimes gets it right when he spouts off.

He called the Stones out on Altamont at the time, and after. I always respected that, even if he was an asshole in a group dynamic.

Daryl Hannah was the flavor of the month back in the 1980's. Then later on she complained that she was only offered "crappy cable movies".

"Splash" was one of her first big movies back in 1984 with Tom Hanks (one of his first as well).

Tom is still making movies and she married Neil Young.

Daryl aged blonde

Then and now.

Jesus, she is rough looking.

In later years she is doing her imitation of Mamie Van Doren.

The happy couple.

Men who play with toy trains are men who've stopped being sexual and Neil had been playing with trains for a long while before he hooked up with Daryl.

r62 the after pic looks like Val Kilmer auditioning for the Joker.

The intact hymen part is a joke.

Neil got into trains for his handicapped sons, back before he lost his mind.

R45 Random, hilarious and true.

I like them both. I still will watch Splash and Roxanne when it comes on.

They look like two drunken hobo's.

R62: that is HARDLY "NOW" you idiot....find a recent picture.... she's lovely.

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thrilled she got to stay and Keep Broken Arrow ranch in the Bay Area....it is gorgeous....

Almost cut my hair for it.

Don't let it bring you down.

You're no good.

Imagine being hyped up on coke, weed, pills, booze and have to finish it off with a chaser of Neil's unwashed taint sweat

Daryl's stepfather was so wealthy, she often traveled on a private jet growing up.

Their conversations must be really boring.

Anyone who said Daryl is a gold digger I got news for you: She came from a wealthy family.....she never needed ANYONE'S money.

She waited all her life, to marry... THAT??

Really, r82?

R83 She ain't that young anymore, and he's a celebrity. I guess it was now or never for her to bag a man.

If they want to be wealthy hippy-dippy eco warriors then so be it. But his late mid-life crisis is kind of obnoxious.

"Cuz I'm still in love with you, on this Harvest Moon." Liar.

Beauty and the beast?

"Every pot finds its own lid." (Yiddish proverb)

This song makes me sad