Donald & Melania Trump To Host Dinner For 100 Evangelicals At White House

DESPERATION!!!

Has there ever been food poisoning at a White House dinner?

Hopefully it’ll be The Last Supper

Oh, what will they talk about? Sex with pornstars? Knocking up housekeepers?

I wonder if the seating placement cards will feature Melania's old modeling photos on the back.

I hope during the dinner the Washington Posts publishes a goodie from The Pecker Papers-that Trump forced not just one but several sex partners to get abortions.

Too bad Adora Crellin isn't doing the catering.

How come we're just finding out about this now?

Stormy Daniels should do a big press conference outside the gates while all the hypocrites are arriving.

He probably couldn't get any head of state to come for a state visit. So he has to use his cult to make it look like he is doing something.

Will Melania play the role of Mary Magdalene? Dressed in a red robe, her hair (weave) hanging down..

We pay for this shit-eating pandering.

This is when a tornado needs to come for a visit.

Does this prayer thing really work? Praying for heart burn and indigestion.

These people have no more credibility.

Maybe God wants all these people in one place so he can send them to hell during the Rapture.

I imagine they'll be serving sacrificial lamb.

Melania's acting abilities have already been taxed today. I hope she took a long nap and feels rested before tonight's command performance

smile. about to cry. blue steel. repeat.

I'm hoping the upside to Trump's presidency is the death of both the republican party and evangelicals. So far the only positive thing I can say about Trump is that I've thought to myself, "I'm glad my mom isn't alive to see this".

For post-prandial entertainment there'll be a Donny-Stormy tape, a Melania lesbo tape, a pee pee tape (a golden oldie), and a DJT greatest-hits compilation: disabled mocking, war hero deriding, pussy grabbing.

This is Trump intentionally trying to piss off the liberals who have his number. He’s a ruthlessly vindictive cunt.

He’s just doing it for the laying of the hands.

Someone better remind Melania to wear panties.. and a skirt, if possible.

I’ll make my special Jello mold!

Someone better remind Trump to wear his Depends

R18 What’s the deal with Trump’s photo ops these days? The handlers shouting “let’s go! We’re done! Everybody OUT!” while the reporters are shouting questions at Trump and his guests sit there awkwardly smiling? Such an unseemly weird spectacle.

Will Melania wear her signature scent?

Donald is such a fan of meatloaf, maybe they'll serve it to the evangelicals.

50 of the evangelicals are only there for the laying of hands on Melania. The other 50 are hoping Barron will be there.

The evening will culminate with Jeff Sessions being burned at the stake on the White House lawn.

Has a guest list been released?

Did the baby jesus attend?

"This is Trump intentionally trying to piss off the liberals who have his number. He’s a ruthlessly vindictive cunt."

How ominously delightful that McCain's death completely overshadowed what was obviously scheduled to be a "comeback" day with half a dozen major events and press photo ops.

Trump sitting there with his arms folded tightly looking like a petulant child was amusing.

And yes, the evangelicals - who we now know have also cozied up to Russia like the NRA, have absolutely no credibility.

The Trump presidency has revealed the full extent of Republican and Evangelical hypocrisy. If you still claim membership in either, you are basically admitting you are a vengeful, racist, hateful motherfucker.

[quote]Trump sitting there with his arms folded tightly looking like a petulant child

He was channeling his inner Mussolini.

r10, that's so funny - I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that as

[quote]He probably couldn't get any head

The dream Trump dinner for Dlers

He’s trying to rally his base in the face of the Mueller investigation.

Will they fall to their knees and worship their antiChrist?

Will there be speaking in tongues? Snake handling?

This is really too much. There are really one hundred hypocrites who will sit at table with him, all the while cloaked in a veil of Christianity? Unbelievable these "good Christians" stick by him. How incredibly delusional of them.

" Lord Jesus we humbly beseech you to strike down the heathen unbelievers."

I trust spirits will NOT be served.

Does he think about Jesus when he's humping playmates and porn stars?

Oh r44, we all know who he's thinking about.

But, here are the things that we ALL should make note of; 1) These invitations were sent out six weeks ago. 2) No one, (other than the invitees), knew of this dinner, nor did it appear on Trump's calendar, until yesterday morning. 3)The press were not allowed. 4) The White House has yet to release an official and complete guest list.

Ya think that they are trying to hide something?

Where's Stephen King's "Carrie" when you need her?

Y'all are too much. "They have lost all credibility!"

With whom? YOU? Did they ever have any credibility with you? I assure you that the Xtian leaders have not lost all credibility with their people.

Yes r46, they are. I'll fill you in later on what we unearthed but first I need to go back and rescue Bess and George!

Will he start speaking in "tongues"?... oh, that's right, he's been doing that already.

trump is their Jesus. They think he's the second coming of Jesus.

That's because in their Christianity, Jesus wasn't born in a manger in Bethlehem (the MIDDLE EAST). He was born in a trailer park in AL wrapped in a confederate flag.

Too bad one off the cooks wasn't Katharine Hepburn in the banquet scene of "Dragon Seed."