How do you proposition men for sex comfortably?

Hon, no one has ever said that Datalounge is in any way similar to the everyday world.

I have a friend who is a master with this. And I've seen him in action. When he's chatting with someone new, be he straight or gay, in the middle of the conversation, out of the blue but not losing the cadence of the conversation he simply says "if you want a blow job let me know" and then he just continues the conversation as normal if they don't bite. If they are interested the conversation changes obviously, but if not it's no biggie and my friend just stays on topic. I'm surprised, he is successful once in a while, but I suppose his nonchalance is the key.

It’s like making a friend- same thing although if there is sexual attraction as well- you’ll feel it. Be kind, polite and honest and all will work out as it does with friends.

Over the years I have offered and sucked off a number of 'str8' men or men you meet outside a 'gay' venue.

But usually it involved some work over time...and any encounters that were immediate where generally when meeting at a hotel bar during business travel, or a strip club when the guys were super horny. And suspect those don't count as the hotel guests were probably looking too, and the strip club patrons where super horny, generally drunk young men who just wanted a mouth to shoot in...

Most were guys you know a while and work on, with drinks, sexy conversations, maybe a personal confession or two a couple I had:

1) took a Spring Break trip when I was 18 with 2 buddies to Myrtle Beach. There were 3 in the room originally, but one guy met a girl and moved to her room the next day for the remainder of the trip...my other buddy and I were hanging out one night by the pool drinking and talking and these 2 young ladies come up and start talking to us...after a bit, we start thinking we might have a chance...offer them some booze, but (luckily) they said no...but we keep trying. About an hour later their FATHER shows up to tell them to come to the room...turns out that they were 14!!

But back in our hotel room, my buddy was supper horned from the 'almost' got laid encounter. We chatted a bit about it...even thought about finding a bookstore to goto. Finally we just agreed to turn off the lights and watch some porn and JO...but as drunk boys do, we kept taking about what 'could have happened' and eventually he said how bad he had wanted a blowjob...so I finally said something about 'well, maybe I can help if your desperate enough'...at first he laughed it off, but after 5 more minutes of jacking, finally said "are you serious" and I was like "sure I have played with a couple other friends before, just to get off" and so he said "OK, but nothing back"...so I went over to his bed and sucked him off and swallowed his load! and I proceeded to suck him off each night of the trip, except one night we did bring girls home...but even that night I got to have his cum, from the used condom he left in the trash can.

2) Another was my college roommate...it took a while but I finally got to suck him off on a regular basis, but it took about a year to get there....started with porn & drinking, which eventually lead to jacking off, which lead to my seeking out his used cum rags in the mornings, to a series of 3-ways with this girl I knew...where on our 2nd 3way I ate her out after he shot in her pussy....later he asked about it and I was like 'yeah, I could taste your cum a little bit, but whatever it was hot!' on our next JO session he admitted it was a little hot knowing I was eating cum from her pussy...so I set up another session where I got a little bolder and we did a little triangle with him eating her out, she was sucking my cock and so I got "stuck" sucking his cock, but played it off as no biggie because I had already tasted his cum from last time! He eventually fucked her again and I ate his load up again, then fucked her and knew our loads were mixing inside her!

On our next booze and porn JO session me eating her out came up again, I admitted it was hot because he was my best friend and so it was ok...we were both jacking and talking about the 3way...he finally asked "would you want to swallow it tonight?" and I was "sure, if you want, you can shoot into my hand and I'll lick it up" but he responded "or you could suck me again, like the other night with Vicki" so, I got down and started sucking him, till he filled my mouth! That lead to many more nights of me servicing his cock and swallowing his load! He would even save me his used condoms on those nights he had a girl over! Said he loved knowing that I swallowed his cum and it didn't get wasted.

You simply mince up behind any man, caress his butt, lean into his ear, and in the most flamboyant lisped voice you can muster say "YUM"

From a barcalounger.

"By the way, I'm into both oral and anal." Astonishing how often such frankness leads to a hot hookup. Yes, I'm a whore, darling. But it does pay to advertise.

I SIT IN A LAWN CHAIR IN MY YARD, WEARING MY MOST REVEALING SHORT SHORTS. MANY GUYS TELL ME I HAVE SEXY LEGS FOR A GUY MY AGE. A LOT OF GUYS JUST SEEM TO COME TO ME BUT SOME OF THEM DON'T WANT TO CLOSE THE DEAL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

r8 = Old Yeller

Matthew Perry is more open to all offers, R6.

(Or he will be as soon as he can get that blocked colon thing taken care of.)

Oh damn, r10. His chin has become one with his neck! Poor self-destructive bastard.

Well - I've never propositioned someone out of the blue. Usually a lead-in of accelerating social cues. Everyone knows what's happening and where the conversation is going (or not) ...

My tried and true method. When I go to Vegas, I find a blackjack table late at night in a hip place with a younger crowd -- Planet Hollywood, TI, Cosmopolitan. A decade ago, the Hard Rock. Places with big clubs and lots of groups of guys. I find a table where guys are drinking and being loud. After I sit and start playing, we start joking around, egging each other on to bet more. When it gets to the breaking point of staying and drinking and losing more money, or calling it a night, I casually throw out there that there was a time when I was still single, that I'd go back to their room with them and blow them. I;d say that about half of the time (maybe 15 of 30 times I have done this), I get at least one of the guys to take the bait. One in in particular, four guys were sharing a room, but one of them had already found a fuck for the night and went with her. The three others laughed it off at the table, and I got up and left. I went into the gift shop to get a soda and when I came out, one of them was waiting for me. He asked if I was serious then took me up to their room. They put some janky Asian girl straight porn on the TV and sat abreast on the sofa. A once in a lifetime (unfortunately) experience for me.

Vegas can be great for meeting young, drunk, str8 boys willing to play with a little encouragement.

One of my favorite times there, I was staying at Mandalay Bay and went to the Spa for a few hours of watching hot guys and hopefully finding some cock to take back to my room.

Unfortunately it was a slow day for hot guys, mostly older married, out of shape guys. But there was one younger hot guy, late 20's. We casually started chatting in the hot tub about general BS, where from, why in vegas, etc. He seemed pretty oblivious to any flirting, and he seemed pretty oblivious to any of the cruising by the older guys, But I didn't want to give up hope! Over the next 2 hours I would run into him occasionally in the Sauna or Steam Room...we could casually say hello again. I kept checking out his cock, when I could get the occasional glimpse, but he was pretty good about hiding it.

Finally I was getting over the spa and lack of options, so I decided to head back to my room, and then maybe the casino for a while. He had already told me he was flying home on a late flight that night so figured my odds were small... So I went to the locker and changed to leave....on the way out, at the front lobby, I had a thought to do something I had never done! I took a piece of paper and wrote a note on it, turned around and went back into the pool area where he was resting on a lounger. I handed him the note and turned around and walked out without saying anything. The note said: "If you want blown, come to room xxxx"

After waiting in my room for a couple hours, I figured he was not coming, so I changed and went down to the casino floor to gamble. After a few cocktails and hands of Blackjack I sent to one of the bar for another drink and to just hang and people watch...and who was sitting at the bar, but the Spa Guy! He exchanged Hellos and chatted a second while the bartender got my drink. He was just killing the last couple hours before he had to run to the airport... As I said good bye and turned to walk away, he said "where you serious?" I turned back and said "totally serious" so he nervously said ok I'll follow you. So he followed me back to my room, where I dropped to my knees and took his cock out before he could change his mind.... I went on to spend 15 minutes sucking his cock and licking his balls, till he fed me his load. After he cleaned up, he dressed and left to head back to his wife in Chicago. And I went back to the casino floor with a stomach full of cum!

What a bunch of Nifty stories.

Just say, "HEY, WANNA FUCK"?! If he does, you fuck, if he doesn't you don't, simple.

I prefer men who are direct.

After the gym many a man has asked if I wanted to be sucked, I often say yes.

When they hem and haw and talk about 'hanging out' I get out of there, NO I do not want to hang out but you can suck my cock.

Always be upfront. Say, in a private place, ‘I’ll suck your cock’ and you’re good. Guys that don’t want it will be flattered, those that do will give you a hot load.

I live in suburbia, and I get more dick than you can imagine. I, just tonight, had some guy follow me home from a party. Put his wife to bed and caught up with me. I blew him and he, with some helpful spit, pounded into the literal ground. I snuck out of the bushes and brushed myself off, but there was a lot of cum running down my leg as I walked home.

I’n a slut, sue me.

Well, I'm sure the OP appreciates all of these stories from the 70s...and your imaginations

[quote]that night I got to have his cum, from the used condom he left in the trash can.

How...pathetic. Lucky you.

LMAO @R19, but you forgot fan fiction.

To OP, it's about being comfortable. If a man, Gay, Straight, Bi is not comfortable around you they have no interest in you, let alone let you in their pants.

Who works this hard to suck a dick (gay or straight)? Licking vaginas, just so you can suck a dick. That’s a bit much. Just tattoo desperate across your forehead.

I open up Grindr and start conversations. You can do this too.

I've missed umpteen clues because I didn't pick up on them til later. Guys want you to do the asking; they'll never say, "Do you wanna blow me?".

Craigslist honestly used to be so easy for this. I had several straight fuckbuddies that I found after putting an ad on craigslist that said something simple like "very discreet, no one will find out" - and, 100% honestly - numerous guys would answer. I found a couple that worked out well.

The only time this worked face to face was similar to some others above - a guy was in the same work session as me at a conference - we sat next to each other all day, drank together one evening. Somehow we talked about marriage, wives, etc. and I said "so is it true that women don't really like to suck dick after a while?" That led into me eventually saying, "I'll be honest, I'd suck you every night." He laughed, kept drinking, I ended up sucking him off that night.

Online is easy. In person I use humor. Usually self deprecating so the guy gives me a compliment and then go from there.

Let's face it.

A lot of hetero guys, especially if they're younger and single, will almost always be open for at least a quick blowjob.

Most especially on the down low as long as no one knows they got blown by a guy.

Just mention you're a cocksucker to a lonely, horny straight guy and that dick is as good as in your mouth.

I just walk up to a guy and shove my hand down his pants!

For maximum comfort, I'm in a caftan. No underwear required.

I don’t understand the fascination with wanting to suck off straight guys. No matter how hot a straight guy may be, I feel nothing sexual for them

This is how gay dudes get killed, and their killers acquitted.

[quote]A lot of hetero guys, especially if they're younger and single, will almost always be open for at least a quick blowjob.

Exactly. A better title for this thread should have been how do you proposition men for oral sex comfortably.

To get a dude to let you fuck him up the ass or fuck you up the ass is much different.

Why would you even want to have anal sex with a stranger?

R2 friend has the way. As cool and casual as possible, no big deal, no pressure.

Since there appears to be a number of BJ experts here, I have a question. Until recently, I've been in a (very) LTR and have little experience outside that relationship. What kind of risk relative to STD's is there in giving a blowjob? Have you ever looked at the guy's dick and knew immediately "I'm not putting that in my mouth".

Although we are skeptical there may be truth in these tales. We knew a fabulous eldersister in LA, a pron producer btw. She would just walk up to any number she fancied, str8 or not, and say "My nutritionist told me that I must consume a daily dose of sperm, could you let me service you and get some". She was successful more often than you would think!

An ounce of sperm is akin to egg whites and has 35 calories.

There's nothing more exciting to DL's resident bullshit brigade than stories about blowing "straight" guys.

What about rimming straight guys?

You mean eating shit R39.

I totally agree with R40. Analingus is an act I'd only do with a long term partner immediately after a vigorous ass cleaning. Besides, a good proportion of straight guys tend to have poor anal hygiene. Hard pass.

Yeah amazing how many guys expect rimming on a hook up. No - it’s disgusting. And possibly more dangerous than anal sex. As much prep should go into cleansing as douching before anal sex.

There's a few recent threads on here where I've come to understand this is a bit of a lost art.

I've probably had over a dozen sort of random-ish hookups. But the thing was, this was late 80s/early 90s. Gay life in a lot of places was still very underground. You relied on being able to notice or understand what a particular nod, or comment, might mean.

I did understand it, so I got it when, for example, the incredibly hairy Greek cable installer guy talked about his pregnant wife, and I ended up with his cock in my mouth. Same with the coach from a big 10 school who came into the store I was working at, his wink and nod about how I looked like one of his players. The same coach who eventually came to my apartment so I could lick his enormous balls for an hour.

It's great to be able to get onto a phone app and order in, so to speak. I wouldn't exactly wish us back to those days, we're in far better ones. But there was a sort of language there that's been lost.

We knew a fabulous eldersister who was a champion rimnist. She would hit the tubs and 'do' 10 or 15 numbers in the orgy room without pausing!

R14, All that for a 15 minute blowjob? Sorry, hoping to blow some guy after working them over with drinks or endless positioning just doesn't do it for me. There are so many reasons why-and I can be a total steam room slut- but the slutiness has to be 2-sided, not "get on your knees for a few minutes." Degradation and at the alter of males on the down low is not my scene.

forbidden fruit, no pun intended.

[quote]Since there appears to be a number of BJ experts here, I have a question. Until recently, I've been in a (very) LTR and have little experience outside that relationship. What kind of risk relative to STD's is there in giving a blowjob? Have you ever looked at the guy's dick and knew immediately "I'm not putting that in my mouth".

I don't know about being leery of giving someone a BJ but my friend should've been leery about getting one from this random guy he met in some bushes about three years ago. The next day his junk started burning and he had to go to the doctor. Turns out the guy gave him gonorrhea. He had to go on antibiotics for a while to get rid of it.

So yes, be careful out there.

So sad people still are living like this

What do you mean r48

Why would anyone agree to suck someone off and that's it, game over? Just read through the thread and it's kind of surprising. I could never be that selfless.

OP Just steer conversation towards sex related subjects, if they pick up the idea and flirt or just seem eager to talk about it, then they are interested in you erotically and you can ask them directly.

R19 Yeah isn't that fantasy about sucking off a married straight man who treats the guy like trash the ultimate height of self-hating?

R30 How about a situation in which you have no idea if said guy is straight gay or bi?

R32 Now that's one limited repertoire.

I've actually become better at this. There are a few rules to doing this. Men love a chase, a hunt, that's why I think Gay guys love getting with a Str8 identifying guy, because it feels like a victory. Any reasonably attractive gay dude can find another gay to to fuck, no problem. And surprisingly a lot of Gay guys out at bars or clubs, are so insecure, so aloof, and always looking over your shoulder for a better option, but leaving with no one. And most gay men are looking to get fucked and not just sucked off. Sometimes I don't feel like the whole shebang.

So here goes. It's always the surrounding, bars/clubs, these are the places guys go in the hope of finding sex. Most of them won't. When you're at this place, if it isn't overtly obvious, make it known that you are gay. Straight men are sometimes fascinated by gay men who aren't trying to hide, or who are completely comfortable in themselves. You don't have to say you're gay. I just say my husband, or my boyfriend, or the last guy I fucked, etc. Guys like talking about sex and Str8 men usually don't come in contact with Gay men who talk about dudes like they talk about chicks. There body language will change, what they joke about will change. There are a group of younger guys I sometimes hang with, and when I'm around they are so comfortable with joking about sucking dick, sucking each other, jokingly of course. Some Str8 guys dive into questions about it, especially when they are drunk. They think we are having sex left and right and are jealous of the ease of it.

Rule number one, if there is a viable girl, chick around, that they are circling, you have zero chance. Let that scenario play out and see where it leaves them. Buy drinks. No one buys Str8 guys drinks. Anyone likes being desired, and the desire after drinks, leads to comfortability. Keep the conversation, randy, flirtatious, without being overboard. Talk about girls, fucking, sex, ask them what it's like. They enjoy sharing their prowess and it'll keep them horned up and in the zone. Object is keeping them in the zone with zero other options than you, ha!

Now here is my thing, and it's definitely not everybody's thing. I do coke socially. So do A LOT of straight men. I say I'm going to the bathroom for a bump, discreetly, and offer them some. They'll either turn it down, but half will follow you. You have to share a stall. Take yours, pass the jar, and then take a piss comfortably in front of them. They'll probably take one. That's when the magic happens. Either there, or you comment on their dick, like damn even if its not. If theres is smaller, they'll say, well yours is bigger than mine. You offer to suck it. You just have to always confirm that they are the STR8 and you're the GAY.

Use this line - You know, sometimes a Str8 guy's best friend can be a gay guy's mouth. They laugh, but they get it.

You guys really are living in fantasyland if you think “lots” of younger straight guys are down to be blown by older men.

I am young, fit, good looking, and not immediately identifiable as gay, which puts many straight guys at ease. When it comes to chatting up other young guys, the times I’ve flat out asked/insinuated that I’ve wanted to suck them off, I’ve been rebuffed.

I have had a ton of success online (craigslist when it existed), and Grindr, getting cock, but never in person. And if I’ve rarely had success (often being called beautiful), I know sure as hell you 50+ fatties aren’t either.

R55 Maybe some are, but not a single one of them is truly straight.

I was typing this before R55 posted:

In many amateur videos of gay guys sucking of straight guys, the gay guys are often fat and/or ugly. I think straight guys are more willing to get their rocks off with someone they couldn't be accused of being attracted to--that "no homo" bullshit. You're just a hole to them, which is fine with many fuglies.

R54 here. I'm not talking about young guys R55. To be honest, I'm not really interested in them. I mostly thinking guys, at their youngest, late 20s, mostly 30s/40s. But you're right, online it's a different story. I'm 43, and recently there have been a ton of younger straight guys going into fantasyland conversations about sucking daddy. I think it has to do something with all the online porn. These kids are exposed to man on man sex from an early age. They see guys who look like them doing it, and it feels comfortable for them to explore. That's a whole other conversation. But out in public it's mostly guys in their 30s, 40s, married, horny, looking for some outlet. A few younger guys here and there. I live in NYC and have taken couple of younger tourist to the bathroom stalls of Le Bain. Go by yourself, be comfortable with being by yourself and people naturally gravitate towards you, its so weird. Most people, male or female, are so stressed by how other people see them at these places, that if you appear to be absolutely comfortable being by yourself, enjoy the music, hanging out, people will come to you. This I've learned. It's like they feel you're magical, possessing some power, some confidence they wish they had.

R57 Dude they aren't straight.

Remember some local posts about women? Ughhh fish no idea how anyone can have sex with them it feels wrong eww.

A truly straight man, an end point of Kinsey scale, would be challenged to even keep an erection while having sex with another man. Even a beautiful one. Those willing to stick it into any hole even the one they find ugly are desperate for sex... and not quite heterosexual.

Exactly, R55. Ive talked to guys who are legitimately straight who tried to get head from a guy and all said they weren’t into it/couldn’t cum/didn’t want to do it again.

And those guys were a minority. Most straight men wouldn’t even consider hooking up with a guy.

As for the bi curious/Kinsey 1 guys, you can suck those guys off. But they’re indistinguishable from most 100% straight guys, so online is a better option. But on Doublelist (formally craigslist), 90% of posts are thirsty bottoms looking to give no recip head to straight men, so really, if you’re looking for these guys, the numbers are not in your favor.

R60 Yep if you consider yourself straight but actually enjoy arousing sexual/erotic experiences with people of your own sex, you are bi-something. The gay counterpart is also true.

Though the thirsty bottoms story rings false to me. I have never met a gay/bi guy who would like to have sex with me but refused to get sucked. And I'm not even much into that, so it's not like I'm tossing offers around.

I’m the beautiful young guy from above. My experience about bi curious/Kinsey 1 guys not giving a shit about looks actually does ring true.

Those guys rarely, if ever, ask for face pics before meeting. They just don’t care. I blew a 22yo straight-fit, tall, identified white guy last month who told me he doesn’t care about looks/age when it comes to getting head. He’s let much older men blow him and said they were better at it.

Although he is an exception. Most of the bi curious guys I’ve blown want someone near their age. But don’t care about looks as much as picky gay guys.

R63 Well another theory is that they are trying to make sex as impersonal as possible. So it's not like they don't care about looks, they are intentionally trying to ignore the fact they have a male sexual partner at all.

It's not about men but a bi girl I knew said she had a fuck buddy who was a straight-identifying woman married to a man. She used to cover her face with a pillow when she was being given oral sex by the bi girl. So that she didn't even have to look at her. Eventually the bi girl got tired of this homophobic crap and they broke up.

The level of straight identifying guys that I have sucked off would be way out of my league if they were gay. These guys don't have many options of opportunities. They are not attracted to men. They just like how a guy can make their cock feel in a way that a girl can't. They watch porn and get sucked off. It's not like they want to make out with you. They just want head, cum and go. They are tons of Gloryhole videos that prove this too. They don't even know whats on the other side. If they head is good, they'll stay and bust.

A friend of mine has a straight guy over, usually someone who's working in the house, offers him a drink, they light a doobie, start talking graphically about sex with women (he makes up these stories-could you?), maybe shows him some porn. He casually touches his dick to bring attention to it but doesn't address it in conversation. Leaves the room, comes back 10 minutes later looking thoroughly uninterested, then starts talking about the stiff dick thing. He has a big one, so e teases him with the size. On and on it goes until he gets the other guy to show him his dick, finally asks him if he can touch it, then suck it. He swears that half of the time they end up making out, 69ing and even fucking.

Personally, this sounds pointless to me as I prefer a guy who's immediately attracted to me upon meeting. It also worries me that the straight guy will go into a homophobic panic and try to hurt me. I see myself in a corner pathetically pleading with him, Not in the face! Not in the face!

I just don't get the mystique.

Part of the fun is the hunt. This is no different for gay or straight men.

Pathetic

"Pathetic", "sad", etc, etc. And yet those who share these condemnations are hanging around, lapping up every word.

It can be pathetic yet interesting at the same time

R65 One would think females's mouths had a different biology or something. Those threads are weird.

R67 The hunt means the prey wants you at the end. Not just allows you to service them.

Step one: Grab white kerchief

Step two: Lift caftan

Step three: Call out "Yoo hoo! Mister Man! Over here!"

R66 - that’s funny

Why did everyone brush off the STD question? Can you get AIDS from giving or receiving blow jobs?

Very unlikely bordering impossible R75. Most other STDS but not AIDS.

Don't most str8 guys have not so good hygiene?

Yes they do R77. They don't seem to think they need to douche before spreading their legs. Disgusting. I'm done with them.

R2 are you friends with Alex James?

[quote] Blur's Alex James offered Professor Green, in an otherwise normal conversation, a blowjob. Green: "I laughed and said, 'Well, depends who it's from'. He kind of walked away awkwardly. I'm pretty sure he was joking."

Can anyone confirm the poster that said you can't get AIDS from giving a blowjob? I've held back all these years because I thought it was unsafe.

What are you, 12???

Fast Facts

There is little to no risk of getting or transmitting HIV from oral sex.

I’ve hooked up with several straight Uber drivers late at night after the bars. Key is to be by yourself, let him know you’ve been drinking, and complain that unfortunately you “didn’t find anyone to hook up with tonight.” Key word is saying “anyone” and not a “girl”, this has worked for me several times, and I’m in a red flyover state.

So what do you say after that?

"Gee, I sure could go for a load of cum."...???

Wink at him and say "I'd sure love to have a gentleman caller!"

This has always worked for moi

[quote]How do you proposition men for sex comfortably?

Well, I put on a pair of my favorite pajamas and have a glass of wine, then I ask away!

People's sexuality is all over the place. There is not just Gay/Str8. Time will tell that. It's true when you say that one's sexuality is like a fingerprint. Ive delved deep into the straight male sexuality this year and have come up with some very interesting conclusions - at least a str8 males sexuality when it comes to sex with other men or pre-op trans women. Especially in the advent of the internet when someone can, in the privacy of their own room, see anything and everything they want. When someone can go online and see people CAMing directly into your own bedroom. People's curiosity, men's curiosity has been awakened.

I used to post ads in the Trans for men section of Craigs, just my dick, and ask, Who wants to ride? The number or married, straight, built, hot guys that came out of the woodwork was ridiculous. And as soon as they found out I was a guy, they wanted nothing to do with me. So one conclusion I came to is this -

When it comes to human sexuality there are Alphas and there are Betas. This has nothing to do with your sexuality. Betas like to be used for someone else's pleasure, zero connection, to be filled up, fucked, and left. I bumped into so many conflicted straight guys who wanted nothing more than to be used by someone else. Used in a way that a woman couldn't use them. They were not attracted to men, they did not get turned on by men, but they wanted to be used by a man to get off. Sex with a man is very immediate. There is no mystery about what turns a guy on, you see it. So one, Str8 guys rarely get to be sexy, be desired, be sought after. All these Instagram models, that's all they want. They want to turn people on with their bodies, they love the attention, they love the fascination. And it's just those types too, that want to be used for their bodies. SO man straight identifying guys want to be used. You would be surprised. They don't want to kiss you, they don't want to anything other than to be filled up and the more the merrier, because that makes it more impersonal. Funny, I see a straight guy who wants to fuck a guy more gay than a Str8 guy who wants to get fucked by a guy. A Str8 "top" can fuck a girl in the ass, but seeks out a guy for a reason. A Str8 bottom and only truly get fucked by a guy and it's his only option. Yes a bottom can get pegged, but once they do that, they fetishize people who are actually getting off doing it to them. Ergo, why A LOT of straight guys love trans. You have the parts that turn you on and the dick to fill you up. I've ended up fucking and chatting up so many str8 guys who desire this, it's incredible. There is a whole fetish scene, Alpha Gay Males, Beta Str8 Males. They just want to submit to someone. And when a guy submits to a woman, there is a willing suspension of disbelief, you are giving her the power to control you, because push come to shove, you can over power her. A truly submissive person doesn't even want that to be an option.

If they're straight, use a bait pussy.

We knew a fabulous chubby eldersister who had a sure-fire method. She rented a room in her flat to a reasonably attractive stink-fish. She and the fish would cruise str8 bars and the fish would attract a reasonable hot young number and the three of them would repair back to eldersister's flat. While the number was pounding the stinker eldersister would sneak up from behind and bury her tongue deep in the number's bung-hole!

^ Such total bullshit.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Sucking off a neighbor seems like a risky act with little benefit.

And desperate

Mind you, there is a saucy petite spaniard on the ground floor who trades UP husbands/lovers every 5 years or so. She must be fantastic in bed, as she isn't rich and they stay the same age but get hotter and hotter and the current one is so damned flirty with me.

Smh

r18 homewrecker! hoe-bag!

R75 and R80. With all the information available at your fingertips (you obviously know how to use the internet), there's no excuse not knowing the fundamentals of what is considered safe vs unsafe sex. Without this knowledge, you are either unnecessarily holding yourself back, or putting yourself at unnecessary risk. Thanks R82 for providing the link.

R96, I believe that should be homewrecking hoebag.

This is the gay version of Penthouse Letters.

Interesting

[quote]In many amateur videos of gay guys sucking of straight guys, the gay guys are often fat and/or ugly.

That's because they live in areas of the country where there aren't many options. Men who live a distance from a city often don't have many options. If you go into less populated areas, you can suck cock for days because the men don't have many options.

r101 knows from experience. His mother would be proud at his community service to less populated areas!

I just say "horny?" Or if I'm really horny I just say "stick it in!!!"

Have more respect for yourself bruh

"Little risk" is still a risk.

@ R105 . Please return to your underground shelter. We'll call you when it's 'safe' .

r98 i meant what i said, and said what i meant.

[quote] I’ve hooked up with several straight Uber drivers late at night after the bars. Key is to be by yourself, let him know you’ve been drinking, and complain that unfortunately you “didn’t find anyone to hook up with tonight.” Key word is saying “anyone” and not a “girl”, this has worked for me several times, and I’m in a red flyover state.

It was a cab driver for me years ago, on a very long ride that was about 40 blocks. But same template. And he was hot, too. Tall, Middle Eastern background. Asked me what my type was and I said something like "the type that gets hard in my mouth." He had a nice dick, too. A bit of a two pump chump, sadly, but still, it was like getting a tip for taking a ride! LOL

[quote] Erna

Cunt

I give him "that look," walk over, and whimper: "Please, please have sex with me."

This thread is useless without pictures.