My boyfriend works at the Little Debbie’s factory...

The Haitian delivery driver isn't your boyfriend.

if you guys eat that crap at all you are so dishonoring your bodies.

I am. Those Fancy Cakes look like what the Queen eats.

Take 'em out of the box, put 'em on a proper tray, nobody will know the difference. Fancy cakes indeed. Individually wrapped, no less.

Just don't put any Little Debbie in a microwave. They will look like wax very quickly.

Eclectic, or eclair?

Just what do they consider seconds, considering the cheap ingredients they use?

Where someone took one bite out of it R6.

Are you a Twinkie or a Ho-ho?

I read a case study on Little Debbie when I was in business school… she loads everything with preservatives in order to have more distribution time… that's the key part of her business model.

People used to think that Little Debbie wasn't real.

I've only tried the Oatmeal cremes. Too sweet to me these days.

OP types fat.

OP, make sure you serve these delicacies on the GOOD plates, not the usual paper stuff.

The stuff that actually makes it to the shelves is so disgusting I don't even want to imagine how vile rejected Little Debbies would taste.

Little Debbie is a fat old whore

R15 forgot to sign her post as ‘Dolly Madison’.

Yes. My boyfriend makes me salads.

Actually yes, OP, I am jealous.

It was actually found out to be Betty Crocker, r16. She’s jels that LD owns the ready made dessert demographic.

No. I'm vegan.

Some ARE vegan Mr high and mighty!

I love those little White Cakes.

Love little Debbie’s - almost like cocaine

I’m jealous, yes. I’d love to down a few boxes of those Fancy Cakes with some milk and vomit it all up tonight.

My unhealthy snack of choice is Sunbelt Bakeries. I swear they must put crack in the recipes.

Why would you eat this stuff for dinner OP? Dessert maybe, if you are desperate or something, but for dinner? Yuck....

Are you and your partner trying to pork up for a fatty festival?

If it were Tastykake I might be.

I'd rather eat a nice hunky jock guy's sparkling-clean moonpies.

OP, are they moist like and good snack cake should be?

We should all have boyfriends who work in factories.

Fat people food. Yuck.

Fancy Cakes is my drag name, Bitch!!!

Are you as moist as a snack cake down there, OP?

What are eclectic seconds? The box says fancy cakes.

Jealous? No Feel pity for you and your waistline? Yes

Stuff them up your hole, creampie!

Little Debbie Has A Snatch for You

Been there, grabbed that.

I doubt factory workers are allowed to walk off with seconds. I am guessing this is Little Debbie theft on the downlow.

I am jelly! Love those fancy little cakes.

[quote]Yes. My boyfriend makes me salads.

Really? My boyfriend tosses mine.

We prefer Little Betty.

So is true that Debbie a cunt?

I heard Little Debbie is a little bitch.

You know where you can stow your Little Debbies.

OP, you talk about Little Debbie's for dinner and get crucified by all these Debbie Downers. What did you expect?

OP has achieved the platonic form of typing fat.

[quote]I am guessing this is Little Debbie theft on the downlow.

Verily, a crime on the order of boosting pound cakes from the Dollar Tree!

W&W r48.

You know what's better than little Debbie? These bars.

Little Debbie is a plastic surgery.

R47, I was triggered TRIGGERED by the fucking "jealous bitches."