LIVE:Sarah Sanders White House Press Briefing 8/22/18 Michael Cohen & Paul Manafort

He’s not even trying to pretend he’s the mob boss Don of a crime syndicate any more.

It’s even in his name: Don Trump.

He’s not ^^

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WTF is she wearing?!

"He did nothing wrong. There are no charges against him."

Sarah is looking exhausted today. She has a terrible attitude. She acts as if she is doing them a favor.

Sarah knows her job is absolute shit. Plus, she's obviously stress eating.

I hope she’s miserable.

Is she wearing black. How appropriate?

Wow. She smiled when someone commented about her job "not being easy." Her shell cracked and her underlying distress showed through.

Where her smoky eye?

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[quote]"He did nothing wrong. There are no charges against him."

Repeated four times already.

R12 Senator Maxie Hirono made the announcement on CNN with Wolf. She was very adamant about her decision.

Is Bob Costa still attending the press conferences?

Looks like she cried her smokey eyes right off.

Good. I hope the lying, satanic kkkristian evangelicals go down in flames with this traitorous kkkabal.

Fuck her, her job isn't easy. She doesn't have to stay there. I have less than zero sympathy for her. I hope she cracks under the pressure and never has a peaceful day again for the rest of her life. Fuck them all.

I've seen that outfit before

Is Hilaria Baldwin speaking?

Do you think the more Sarah repeats why voters should support Trump she will start believing that crap?

Sarah is a wretched cunt.

Why is it ‘outrageous’ to ask if Trump lied when evidence shows he did.

She will resign soon.

I wonder if one day later in her life she will end up doing serious harm to herself. I am perfectly serious.

R25, I imagine she's already hitting the Cupcake Winery White Blend, the xanax, and the Doritos hard so she's on that slow train to obesity, chronic illness, and a miserable death.

I think she's going to resign soon. Her reputation is tarnished and will never recover.

All the more reason to keep her job, R27. How will she ever work again?

And this is the best job she’ll ever have, because she is totally unqualified for it. She’ll never make this much money again. Fox won’t have her, because she’s not a skinny blonde bimbo.

Next stop, Walmart greeter.

She has said R27 she is resigning at the end of the year.

[quote]so she's on that slow train to obesity

Honey, that train has arrived long ago.

I don't know what's so hard about her job. She only repeats "The President has already made his opinions clear" or "We addressed that many times previously." endlessly.

I was going to say, R30, that train has left the station.

I figure she'll end up in the dregs of K Street unless she opts for large fish/small pond in the sticks.

Don’t forget, "I would refer you to outside counsel."

And "certainly."

Does that pearl necklace plug into that beast somehow? Isn't there speculation she's leaving but holding on until the end of the year to maximize her retirement...or some shit? She seems to have been there longer than most press secretaries.

Why are prayers being offered to Molly Tibbets family but not Shanann Watts' family? Is it harder on the family when the assailant is an illegal alien?

In short, yes R36. That is the Trump administration logic. They're happy to politicize Mollie's murder to further their anti-immigrant policies. This video showed up today on the WH youtube channel. Its title is a gross reference to the family separation practice. It's disgusting. All of it.

The pearl necklace is specially designed by NASA engineers to keep her from disintegrating under the withering glares of the press corps.

Why does the press even attend these briefings?? All she does is tow the Trump line of lies on everything, so getting a quote from her is a waste of time.

She IS unattractive. Unattractive because she has no soul or probity. She has willingly gone along with this fecal, felonious administration.

We better start appreciating Ms. Sarah Huckabee-Sanders while we still got her!

Imagine the stench after this wretched wench's shit breath fills the room after these press conferences.

Pink hand, yellow face, black heart

"I wonder if one day later in her life she will end up doing serious harm to herself. I am perfectly serious."

Is it wrong that I hope she does?

I bet she smells like fabric softener and Windsong.

What happened to her sexy husband?

Well, I got a little peckish one night, and he looked so tasty...

[quote] and Windsong

Not a good name for a scent. Sounds like a parody perfume that smells farty.

I bet she smells like White Diamonds.

Well they always brought Liz luck...

She smells of sex and Candies.

Eau de toilette....

Big fat lying tub of lard

R48 Yeah, like her breath.

o_0 looks beaten down today. Good. I hope that lying sack of black-hearted shit pays dearly, and is shunned worse than Spicer. Charge her with aiding and abetting criminals. She's shutting down legitimate inquiry and pushing propaganda.

She is what "CUNT" is all about, god I hate her

Hog futures were way up today.

She's not good enough to be called cunt R56. At least a cunt provides pleasure, and helps give life. She is the antithesis of both.

The only reason Don Zeigler, Nixon's Press Secretary, wasn't incarcerated is because he was pretty much out of the loop. Sanders better not ask Trump too many questions.

I, too, wonder why the press corps even bothers to show up. It might be interesting if everyone just avoids the conferences, since all she does is lie, anyway.

That would be a brilliant plan for them all to snub her R60.

Why is she always looking down at the lectern? I think there is some type of screen there, but surely she has no idea exactly what each reporter is going to ask.

When this Tub Of Shit refuses to answer a question, or responds in a rude manner, why doesn't the next reporter simply ask the same question. I want to see Hucklechuck's head explode.

Many have talked about this before, have very reporter ask the same question she's ignoring. Wear her down! I agree with R60. Or how about only a handful of reporters or not at all show up? Giving this administration so much airtime is ridiculous. They should all avoid these absurd press conferences.

Before attending, the journalists should make an agreement. If SHS calls on you to ask a question, and she has just dodged/deflected the question of the journalist who spoke before you, then you should repeat the previous journalist's question rather than ask your own question. Imagine if SHS dodged the first question, and then called on another 20 journalists, all who asked the exact same question she originally dodged.

Don' forget this.....

Not sure if the DL has discussed this before, but as a child was Ms. Huckabee-Sanders the cover girl for Judy Blume's "Blubber"?

What kind of scumbag will succeed her in the job?

Oh hey, I know! Bring back one of the old crew to the podium.

She is not eligible at this point for a retirement package from the federal government. She's been there less than two years. It would be many years before that would be an option for her.

It is "toe the line" not "tow the line."

And that outfit today looked like Mary Todd Lincoln's mourning dress. A perfectly understandable choice, given yesterday's news.

I am ashamed, but I hope someone fuckin decks her but good.

No, r68. That would make her a martyr.

Maybe someone can piss in her Diet Coke.

Fuck that beast.

[quote]...tow the Trump line ...

Oh, dear.

And while we're at it, Muriel, please fix the "1 People Liked your Post."

R21, it is my theory that his "base" is under some kind of hypnosis. Her repeating the phrases a certain number of time signals the Deplorables what to do. "The President did nothing Wrong" is code for "post whatabout Hillary, ButteryMales, uranium."

BOTUS will follow up with the Deplorables tonight on FOX. They may have accidentally heard the news over the past 2 days from unapproved sources.

*BLOTUS

Sarah HUckaBEAST Slanders.

Fat fucking cunt.

She is packing on the pounds.

Oh, now, don't be so hard on the poor slim gal, she is just trying to make a living as best she can. On an unrelated note, my sales have shot through the roof lately.. A caramelly-cocoanut and chocolate moist roof!

[quote]The only reason Don Zeigler

Oh, dear.

[quote]Plus, she's obviously stress eating.

What was her excuse BEFORE she got the job?

With thanks to The Eagles.

Paging Ru Paul, paging Ru Paul...

"The pearl necklace is specially designed by NASA engineers"

My pearls are actually mood stabilizers, opioids, appetite suppressants; and, dead center is the crucial cyanide pill.

Simply gorgeous!

I think she's tremendous!

Ugh, the blouse. H I D E O U S. Ruffles potato chips. Non non non non.

Was that a matching ruffled jacket or bolero over a plain dress? I couldn’t tell. It looked like she was going to a cocktail party.

One of the YouTube psychics did a reading on her had a vision of doors slamming in her face. The interpretation is that she will have a difficult time getting her next job.

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Most of you projecting harm towards her are disgusting human beings, all because most of you can't stand her boss. She lies so what she is doing her job. Most people that work for a powerful boss lie on their behalf. Most of you are no better than the other side.

r93 eats bloody stools...

R93, part of the issue here is her hypocrisy. She went to a Baptist University and publicly revels in being a "Christian", but every day she intentionally breaks the commandment "thou shalt not lie" on a world stage. But it's OK to lie for your political party, apparently, if that party is also working to marginalize gays and ban abortion.

Hey R93, suck my dead father's cock.

Note in R93 the deplorables' characteristic inability to command basic punctuation and even syntax. I don't think it's a coincidence; incoherent writing is a sign of a disorganized mind and sloppy, superficial thinking.

r93 in the But President Pence scares me more!!!! thread:

Most of you who hate trump that are willing to tolerate pence ahould be careful what you wish for because he will roll back gay rights. He is a very religious man and some of the liberal causes will be reversed. No more abortion rights and trans will be declared mentally ill. He will also get reelected.

Regarding Pence:

HE KNEW!

HE KNEW!

HE KNEW!

Is the Huckabeast having a briefing today? I'm guessing two days in a row is too much for this White House to handle.

She is acting that way because she knows she has a full professorship at Trump University waiting for her.

You know why Pence is so quiet these days? He has cock in his mouth. Dirty, Russian cock.

SHS is the worst kind of charlatan. She's lying on behalf of a criminal while hiding behind the cross.

Fuck. Her.

Now seriously, say what you want about Trump, but give Sarah credit for at least trying in an impossible job. When Trump goes, the sooner the better, I think she'll be a real hot commodity given the nature of her performance. Defending Trump is nearly impossible, and she deserves credit for doing as well as she has. Seriously.

Seriously, R103, no. She will be relegated to second and third-tier if she doesn't drop out altogether.

R98 "Most of you who hate trump that are willing to tolerate pence ahould be careful what you wish for because he will roll back gay rights. He is a very religious man and some of the liberal causes will be reversed. No more abortion rights and trans will be declared mentally ill. He will also get reelected."

What's the point of being gay if we're all DEAD! ?? I'm sorry having a dick in your mouth is so important to you. I enjoy it too. but we've always been able to find our way when necessary and will continue to. If this country loses it's democracy, it loses everything, INCLUDING gay rights.

Pence is caught up in all of this mess. He will go down too.

I can't imagine Sanders enjoys these press briefings so if all the reporters didn't show up, she's probably be very relieved and happy.

[quote]Fuck. Her.

No, thank you. I have sufficient.

The idea I've seen kicked around that the press corps simply send one reporter and one camera to cover all of Orangina's events is a good one. It will drive him insane.

Just a reminder, r105, i was quoting r93.

What a cunt!

Who cares about this lying, Shrek-lookalike, old, tired SOW!?

This twat-bot has about two canned answers available at each and every briefing. She's hideous and has a rotten soul.