He is so tall and unfortunately is looking even more like a Trump
Barron Trump makes a rare appearance with mom and dad and towers over Melania
by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 7, 2018 9:12 PM |
He looks like an alien descending from the mothership.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 20, 2018 10:57 AM |
The poor guy looks like his Dad.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 20, 2018 10:57 AM |
You never see him interacting with his father, poor kid being born into that mess
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 20, 2018 10:57 AM |
He's always reminded me of Stuart from Mad TV.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 20, 2018 10:58 AM |
And his fuckfaced father made him wear his shirt in when it is clearly made to be worn untucked.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2018 10:59 AM |
[quote]The poor guy looks like his Dad.
Who did you expect him to resemble?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 20, 2018 10:59 AM |
He's even got the hair flip like his father
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 20, 2018 10:59 AM |
Maybe his mom, R6?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 20, 2018 11:04 AM |
Poor creature. God bless him.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 20, 2018 11:06 AM |
Thoughts and prayers
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 20, 2018 11:13 AM |
Barron looks hot.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 20, 2018 11:16 AM |
R12 Snort, great timing
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 20, 2018 11:19 AM |
Baron looks like a tall boy, certainly not hot.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 20, 2018 11:20 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 20, 2018 11:24 AM |
Look at lowlife trump, he has to wear his suit and tie, even on a hot summer afternoon. He is such a douche at every moment of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 20, 2018 11:25 AM |
r3 According to Ivana Trump, in her Wendy Williams Show interview, Trump didn't interact as a father with his three with her, until they left college. Trump being old and President probably exacerbates that.
Ivana also intimated that, she taught her kids morals, and that it was Trump's influence that have made them they way they are now.
I hope the beat for Barron, but I will never forget the fact that his mother went on TV to demand Obama's birth certificate.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 20, 2018 11:26 AM |
He's only twelve; there's still plenty of time for his beautiful swan features to kick in.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 20, 2018 11:26 AM |
serious growth spurt
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 20, 2018 11:32 AM |
I love his Eastern European rockabilly hair-do.
I wonder if the kids at school bully him over it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 20, 2018 11:40 AM |
He looks like Tiffany I think.
God the Trump line is just a grab-bag of bad Aryan genes! So unfortunate.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 20, 2018 11:42 AM |
He looks weirdly children of the Corn ish. I wonder if he will be a sociopath, there is definitely a genetic component to sociopathy.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 20, 2018 11:44 AM |
Jesus Trump's genes always win, and that's a loss for all of us. I was hoping some of Melania slav looks would win out.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 20, 2018 12:03 PM |
R17 If Patty Hearst can be forgiven(with the passage of time) for felonious actions committed under the mind control of Donald Defreeze and the Symbionese Liberation Army, do you not think that Melania could be granted similar grace for her misdeed? I am convinced that she was at a stage in her relationship with Trump in which she was an empty vessel he was controlling in every way.
Maybe some day. eh?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 20, 2018 12:11 PM |
He may have Marfan’s Syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 20, 2018 12:16 PM |
[quote]He may have Marfan’s Syndrome.
The presidential syndrome!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 20, 2018 12:23 PM |
The look in the kid's eyes makes me very hopeful that he might actually brain his father with an axe.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 20, 2018 12:24 PM |
His legs are fucking long, quite crazy.
And he won't stop growing anytime soon.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 20, 2018 12:26 PM |
R29 Maybe Donald could open a freak show in Atlantic City when he leaves office comprised of himself, a European whore, his remade daughter, and Barron the giant boy. The other boys can join when they finish their prison time. Ivana can come too to add even more gross factor.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 20, 2018 12:31 PM |
he 12 but taller than a model. crazy. hope he's not ill.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 20, 2018 12:45 PM |
He looks like a blonder and paler version of his older brother, Don Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 20, 2018 12:47 PM |
With his parents, I would think serial killer. Poor guy, it's not his fault.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 20, 2018 12:49 PM |
So, 6 more years.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 20, 2018 12:58 PM |
Melanie’s hair looks terrible. She needs a shorter flattering style
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 20, 2018 1:03 PM |
It's a weave.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 20, 2018 1:19 PM |
It's a shake-and-go wig.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 20, 2018 1:27 PM |
At 12, he's taller than your average male and his proportions are off. Notice how he uses the hand rails as either support or to guide his steps. This is a WH approved photo. I bet if you saw unchoreographed video of his movements, you would be aghast. I wonder if the cameras will be on him 24/7 as he gets older like they did (and still do) with Obama's girls. If they continue to keep him out of the spotlight much longer, while whoring out the grandkids, well...😨
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 20, 2018 1:36 PM |
"No, we won't be scouting Barron."
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 20, 2018 1:38 PM |
He's, hum, unfortunate looking: the Trump genes have kicked in.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 20, 2018 1:39 PM |
I heet Barrun vit bag, but he still not stop growing. Vhat to doo now, Datalaunch?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 20, 2018 1:40 PM |
Apparently he doesn't speak much English, since his only strong familial connection is with Melania, who also doesn't speak much English. He's also rumored to be on the spectrum.
So, basically, he's like an Eastern European version of Nell: all gutteral, Slavic grunting with some autistic honking mixed in.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 20, 2018 1:44 PM |
Dysfunctional family, everyone looks unhappy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 20, 2018 1:45 PM |
His height is in line with the Trump side of the family. Eric is 6'5".
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 20, 2018 1:50 PM |
Hmm I didn't know Eric is 6' 5".
Melania took a crap shoot procreating with such old, decayed splooge.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 20, 2018 1:51 PM |
Yeah, but Eric was not 6' when he was 12. Try again.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 20, 2018 1:52 PM |
I'm afraid the poster upthread may have hit on the truth: Marfan's disease, which is known to run in higher numbers with basketball players-both male and female. The positive news is that the family has the wherewithal to check into that with the best doctors. Unfortunately the basketball players who have it usually didn't have that luxury while growing up.
Can anyone tell if his hands are larger than they should be?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 20, 2018 2:10 PM |
It’s widely reported that Barron’s mother uses her clothing to troll her husband. I wonder what having Barron dressed in the style of the white supremacists that took over Charlottesville means.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 20, 2018 2:12 PM |
R48, in the circumstances "larger than they should be" just means "not tiny". This may not be diagnostic.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 20, 2018 2:15 PM |
R43 The epitome of DataLounge. I love it. R42 in stitches here
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 20, 2018 2:42 PM |
It must bother Cheeto so very much that Barron's hands are already larger than his are and will ever be.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 20, 2018 2:47 PM |
Not to mention Baron's cock being so much bigger than bonespur's wee-wee.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 20, 2018 2:52 PM |
Why is her left boob noticeably lower than the right? Think it's time to get the tires rotated.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 20, 2018 3:02 PM |
Barron, unlike his mother, has the body of a runway model.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 20, 2018 3:03 PM |
Hopefully, he'll grow up to be insightful, wise, and charming. And packing.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 20, 2018 3:18 PM |
I mostly feel bad for the lad and don’t think it’s right to criticize him, although I am greatly relieved that he seems simple because it’d be a nightmare if he grew up to be another Machiavellian, scheming, malignant narcissist like his father and older siblings ...but that poster upthread who compared him to MadTV’s Stuart made me lol.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 20, 2018 3:21 PM |
[quote]Apparently he doesn't speak much English,
This doesn't seem likely - he goes to a school where classes are in English. Kids acquire more of their language from their peers than their parents.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 20, 2018 3:25 PM |
Looks like he inherited the weak Trump jawline.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 20, 2018 3:26 PM |
how old is he? damn, he's grown up fast! must be all the shit they put into foods.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 20, 2018 3:27 PM |
Bullshit r61, if that was true most kids would be that tall that early.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 20, 2018 3:33 PM |
[Quote]Looks like he inherited the weak Trump jawline.
Those are some powerful fucked up genes. Not one of the kids escaped it.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 20, 2018 3:34 PM |
He is freakishly tall for his age. Sadly, he may end up like this...
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 20, 2018 3:36 PM |
You can see him stimming in R39: it helps lowering the anxiety in kids with autism.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 20, 2018 3:36 PM |
He was still a cute kid one year ago, he's getting fug like all the other Trump men.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 20, 2018 3:37 PM |
In fairness to Barron, Melania doesn't even look like Melania.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 20, 2018 3:39 PM |
Looks like Barron's getting pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 20, 2018 3:43 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 20, 2018 4:00 PM |
He looks like Eric.
Of course he's tall, Melania and Trump are both tall people, he'll likely be taller than his older brothers because Melania is taller than Ivana, and the height genes are clearly dominant in that family.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 20, 2018 4:10 PM |
[quote]he'll likely be taller than his older brothers because Melania is taller than Ivana, and the height genes are clearly dominant in that family.
I wonder if the "posing for pics menfolk can wank to" gene runs in the family...
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 20, 2018 4:18 PM |
Trump is so nasty looking, and I HATE how his chubby thighs rub together like a fucking woman. So gross.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 20, 2018 4:26 PM |
He looks like a chav in Ljubljana or Lübeck.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 20, 2018 4:32 PM |
I think he looks like Jared.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 20, 2018 4:41 PM |
That means Daddy’s genes are dominant. One more illiterate criminal greedy grasped with no moral center.
Will be a total moron, raised in a race baiting family, buying college degrees with nothing left to show for it. Why cant the CIA just see the danger this family presents to the safety of the planet and fix things?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 20, 2018 4:45 PM |
He looks like Jared Kushner to me. Like A LOT like him.
Hmmmm...
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 20, 2018 4:47 PM |
R43 I laughed out loud
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 20, 2018 4:52 PM |
he also has terrible posture, so he looks a bit like the Pink Panther.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 20, 2018 4:54 PM |
Most kids have bad posture during their growth spurts.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 20, 2018 4:56 PM |
^Then you have serious mental problems, R79, much like R51. This show of cruelty toward a kid is FAR from the "epitome" of Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 20, 2018 4:56 PM |
I’m afraid Barron will be a narcissistic sociopath like his father. He’s got all the Trump silly string genes.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 20, 2018 4:58 PM |
Maybe Barron will disown his entire family and live his own life.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 20, 2018 5:01 PM |
the pedos on this thread make me imagine every other member is from the Catholic Church
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 20, 2018 5:01 PM |
He supposedly called his own son a retard. I feel very badly for Barron. Trump is such a piece of garbage. Imagine that as your father.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 20, 2018 5:01 PM |
From what we've seen, Barron seems like a typical kid entering his awkward years, and loves his mom.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 20, 2018 5:02 PM |
I don’t think Barron likes his father. What to do, what to do.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 20, 2018 5:02 PM |
R78, Damn. Eric was a superfug.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 20, 2018 5:36 PM |
R82 I'm sorry if my heart doesn't bleed for a family of sociopaths. Get off your high horse ,cunt ,and save your sympathy for those who deserve it.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 20, 2018 5:55 PM |
When I was 12 my father was on the older side in his 50s and I remember feeling like he was SO much older than the other dads and I had a hard time connecting.
Donald is 72, he must seem ancient to Baron.
I know he'll always have money but I can't imagine any of this is easy on him particularly if his parents are as estranged as everyone says they are.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 20, 2018 5:56 PM |
Barron has a HUUUUGE cawk! All the girls, and teachers and fagalas, love him!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 20, 2018 5:59 PM |
I don't know what's wrong with the kid or maybe he's a little bit autistic, but don't some of these people have incredible talents? like great in music or math?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 20, 2018 5:59 PM |
Galumpagus Tardicus.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 20, 2018 6:01 PM |
maybe he should take up basketball.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 20, 2018 6:03 PM |
I wonder how many crusty tube socks the maid finds under this kid's bed in a given week?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 20, 2018 6:03 PM |
They make him look like this for photo ops. He looks like a normal teenager in private pics, for example when he's out playing soccer.
(Some of them can be found on Instagram.)
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 20, 2018 6:04 PM |
R92 an innocent kid does deserve it and you sound like the sociopath.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 20, 2018 6:11 PM |
He looks like a normal kid. A little gangly, but he'll grow into it. He's a typical kid, he enjoys sports, video games and jerking off with a belt around his neck.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 20, 2018 6:18 PM |
He looks like a typical eastern eurotrash twink. Trump must be so proud
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 20, 2018 6:26 PM |
R95 Yes, but those are the high functioning autistics. Barron is just a retard.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 20, 2018 6:33 PM |
R100 Fuck that noise. Im tired of this wimpy high road shit when republicans never show any boundaries themselves. Melania is a hard faced whore and Barron is her drooling retard son who will eventually grow into a sociopath. You're delusional if you think he will turn out any different from the rest of his family.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 20, 2018 6:37 PM |
It is by now apparent Barron Trump has Autism. These rich people feel they need to be on a certain higher plateau then every one else when in fact no one is exempt from illness or birth defects. Melanie has a golden opportunity to bring attention to Autism and to a possible cure being First Lady. Instead she threatens to sue others that mention this from others that may have an autistic family member. By admitting and addressing it they might be more respected.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 20, 2018 6:43 PM |
R95 or murder.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 20, 2018 6:43 PM |
I feel sorry for that kid. Imagine growing up like, say, the Obama girls.
But while the Obama girls had decent parents, Barron has got President Plump and Mellie.
This boy deserves our full sympathy.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 20, 2018 6:54 PM |
I actually think melania is a good mom. She's very protective of Barron.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 20, 2018 6:56 PM |
*Imagine growing up in the White House like, say, the Obama girls.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 20, 2018 6:57 PM |
[quote]So, basically, he's like an Eastern European version of Nell: all gutteral, Slavic grunting with some autistic honking mixed in.
Bitch I am S C R E A M I N G 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 20, 2018 6:57 PM |
R109, agreed. There's no doubt Melania is a living, doting and caring mother for Barron!!!1!1!!11
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 20, 2018 6:59 PM |
Was and IS R91
Time hasn't helped.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 20, 2018 7:01 PM |
Melania's done a good job keeping Lenny from touching himself in public.
He's our Great White Hope, our insider who has access to Trump as Trump sleeps in the silent predawn darkness.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 20, 2018 7:22 PM |
In my medical opinion, one should rule out Klinefelter's Syndrome. Males are born XXY. Grow very tall with a feminine body habitus. Often have strange autistic-like behaviors.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 20, 2018 7:36 PM |
Poor kid. Like it’s not bad enough he has that cunt for a father, now it turns out he’s going to look like him too?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 20, 2018 8:18 PM |
He's a Trump. Fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 20, 2018 8:33 PM |
R115 might be into something. After all, Barron does have a very Klintefeller-like body type: all limbs and no torso.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 20, 2018 8:33 PM |
R121 hahaha
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 20, 2018 8:50 PM |
Are they doing some kind of dance routine in R70's pic?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 20, 2018 9:00 PM |
He always looks a bit “disturbed”.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 20, 2018 9:07 PM |
He always looks sad and lonely when they wheel him out for photo ops.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 20, 2018 10:15 PM |
Sad and lonely = troubled and contemplating murder.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 20, 2018 10:38 PM |
Agree with r125
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 20, 2018 10:44 PM |
R125 Not so much disturbed as slack-jawed and vacant. In every single pic.
I wonder if he’s medicated?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 20, 2018 11:00 PM |
He's Mel's meal ticket...
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 20, 2018 11:02 PM |
I wonder if his room has padded walls?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 20, 2018 11:06 PM |
He s a kid, leave him alone. Any attempt to sexualize him is really wrong.
I think Ivanka s reported phone call to Donald many years ago was amusing..........her (their) 3 kids were all around 20 or older and she said.......... here is the final product........................now its your turn. Funny and biting as well.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 20, 2018 11:07 PM |
Barron Trump took an axe and gave his father forty whacks
When he saw what he had done, he said, "what took me so long?"
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 20, 2018 11:25 PM |
I’m obtuse, what does that mean r132
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 20, 2018 11:26 PM |
r24 There is hope and redemption for everyone I guess. if she ever recants (which is unlikely).
r43 Evil! lol
r104 That is damning, indeed!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 20, 2018 11:55 PM |
Glad everyone is leaving the kid alone, in general. Amazing with all the bile out there.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 20, 2018 11:57 PM |
Feel sorry for him. He’s just a kid. Didn’t ask for this. Hope he’ll be okay in the long run.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 21, 2018 1:36 AM |
Well, R137 certainly changes the conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 21, 2018 2:04 AM |
He’s creepy, like all the rest
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 21, 2018 2:45 AM |
Get s what a repulsive family. No wonder they’re so looks obsessed. They look malformed in r78’s pic.
R43 - lost it at autistic honking. Dropped my phone I laughed so hard.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 21, 2018 3:01 AM |
He only looks "slack-jawed and vacant," "creepy," etc., when he's in public with his father, which would be intimidating for any kid. My guess is that the picture at R137 captures him more accurately.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 21, 2018 3:02 AM |
He's 12, glad to know DL isn't wondering his spurt when he jacks off. He'll be a looker when he grows a bit more, slim, 6'3 or so, a DL heart-throb. Just wait.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 21, 2018 3:10 AM |
Has he beat the crap out of his mother yet?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 21, 2018 3:41 AM |
Jamie Lee Curtis does not have Kleinfelter’s syndrome. She has AIS, androgen insensitivity syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 21, 2018 3:44 AM |
[quote] actually think melania is a good mom. She's very protective of Barron
Too bad she didn’t think about being protective of Sasha & Malia when she was running around sayink obama ees not for hevving de amarikan burs sairteefy kit because he is born in the Africa!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 21, 2018 3:51 AM |
He looks so normal away from his Tupperware mother and father, what the hell is that about?
Is their a countdown clock to when he is legal yet, love how those things make the fraus who do not belong on this site lose their collective shit
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 21, 2018 3:51 AM |
I'm 6'3" and I can tell you I was nowhere near Barron's height at twelve.. I predict he'll finish out around 6'8" , the height of a lot of very intimidating Balkan police officers in Nazi-like uniforms
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 21, 2018 4:04 AM |
Did the OP realize that they were deplaning and Melania was on the stairs while Barron was on the top step? Is that why she wrote "towering"? He's tall but not that tall.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 21, 2018 4:16 AM |
He used to look more like her
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 21, 2018 4:46 AM |
Presuming he's not retarded or autistic, Barron may be lucky. As the youngest, he'll inherit having had to put up with Dad the least amount of time.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 21, 2018 4:59 AM |
[quote]Did the OP realize that they were deplaning and Melania was on the stairs while Barron was on the top step? Is that why she wrote "towering"? He's tall but not that tall.
That part was from the Daily Mail article I linked to
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 21, 2018 5:25 AM |
I bet Barron and his mom and grandparents speak Slovene in front of Cheeto!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 21, 2018 5:35 AM |
R153, I fucking hope so! :-D
He looks relaxed and happy when the orange moron aka his father is not around. There are quite a few pics out there to prove my point.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 21, 2018 6:19 AM |
It will be interesting to see if Barron ever gets elected president also. I don’t think I would still be alive by then.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 21, 2018 6:21 AM |
R155, just imagine Barron Trump being inaugurated - and the very first thing he does as POTUS is to say sorry for what his father used to do while being 'president'.
Hehehehe.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 21, 2018 6:26 AM |
He's a tard.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 21, 2018 6:34 AM |
So are you, Dad.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 21, 2018 6:45 AM |
You two are tards, I'm a filthy pork whore, the whole family is ugly, let's call the whole thing off!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 21, 2018 8:01 AM |
I was going to say porn whore, but you've all seen the orange hog I have to fuck, pork works too.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 21, 2018 8:03 AM |
Did Trump get new pants? His pants legs look less clownish.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 21, 2018 8:07 AM |
Nope, it's just the angle of the pic.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 21, 2018 8:23 AM |
Look at his long fingers.
His hands are already larger than his father's, hehehehe.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 21, 2018 11:02 AM |
He avoids looking his father in the eyes. (With his mother he does not.) You can see this sort of behaviour in many pics.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 21, 2018 11:05 AM |
He's 12 years old and just starting puberty. And already he's close to, if not actually 6' tall.
He'll end up in James Comey territory. 6'7" or 8.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 21, 2018 12:23 PM |
Why does his mommy make him button his alt-right polo shirt all the way up to his little head?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 21, 2018 12:39 PM |
R151 Yes, always a silver lining.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 21, 2018 12:44 PM |
As for Barron's becoming president some day, no doubt once the Putinist order is in place and the U.S. becomes a restored republic under a single dynastic autocrat, à la Augustan Rome, we'll witness a series of heirs fall to their opponents' schemes, as seen in *I, Claudius.* I see Barron not so much as the Caligula type as the Postumus type, pushed out of Trump's favor and finally, after the latter's asphyxiation, murdered in his place of exile so Jared or one of his and Ivanka's offspring can take the throne. Fun times ahead.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 21, 2018 12:45 PM |
Barron: first home schooled school shooter.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 21, 2018 1:04 PM |
R174, fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 21, 2018 6:54 PM |
Those soccer photos sum up the state of the nation these days. The kid looks perfectly happy and healthy but meanwhile all we hear is how miserable he is. Kind of like the 80% black city in which I live where apparently we all hate each other -- yet all I see is us getting along every day with barely a ripple.
Some of you are determined to wallow in the mud. Enjoy it if it amuses you.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | August 21, 2018 7:07 PM |
R43, I truly did a spit take while reading your post. "Autistic honking" is going into my bag of linguistic tricks immediately.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 21, 2018 7:17 PM |
Why in the name of god is Melania wearing a turtleneck? It was in the 90s in DC the day that was taken and Bedford wasn't much better.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 21, 2018 7:20 PM |
He looks the most normal out of any of trump's litter. I hope Piggy doesn't force him to get plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 21, 2018 7:22 PM |
With the white shirt and the Trump-ey hairdo, they make him look like a Trump.
Like a total retard, that is.
I miss his wearing those funny shirts, like 'The Expert' one or the 'tiger shark' one.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 21, 2018 7:54 PM |
She is vain and the neck is starting to go..too much sun and stress of getting abused by Cheetolini
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 21, 2018 8:08 PM |
R179, do you think Cheeto will get Barron a pair of YUGE plastic boobies just like he did for Ivanka
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 21, 2018 8:28 PM |
Is it possible that he is older than we have been told?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 21, 2018 8:34 PM |
Nah. But the very user up there who came up with Klinefelter syndrome as a possible reason for Barron's looks and height might in fact be onto something.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 21, 2018 8:46 PM |
Did he bring his lion to the White House? Or will it end up his Rosebud, a symbol of lost innocence on a bonfire of vanities?
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 21, 2018 9:11 PM |
So Klinefelter and autism? Jeez, that's a burden to bear.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 21, 2018 9:13 PM |
That picture is so ridiculous at r185 link
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 21, 2018 9:24 PM |
What the hell is going on with Mellie's dress in R185's pic? 😂
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 21, 2018 9:29 PM |
The tucked-in polo shirt is pure DJT. When Don Jr was in college, dad stopped by to take him to dinner. Don was wearing an untucked shirt and dad slapped him in the face.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 22, 2018 1:25 AM |
🙊 My sympathies to young Master Barron, he's definitely morphing into a Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 22, 2018 1:33 AM |
It is highly probable that he will turn out like the rest of the Dumps.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 22, 2018 5:29 AM |
Barron will be the only Trump not in jail or deported
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 22, 2018 6:00 AM |
Klinefelters Syndrome physical characteristics are visible from birth; the hands and feet are large and the fingers are longer from Day 1.
I think Barron looked normally proportioned up until he hit his massive growth spurt.
Anyone remember the Irish actor who played Kristen Wiig’s love interest in Bridesmaids? I remember hearing an interview with him where he said he was over 6 feet tall by the time he was 12, and he too was a beanpole. It happens on occasion. Barron may spend the next decade gradually filling out and look normal eventually. At this point the tucked-in shirt really emphasizes how his torso is very short compared to his long legs so hopefully if he gains a few more inches it’ll be in the torso. Too soon to tell.
I do believe the rumors that he’s on the spectrum. Just seems likely given that his father was nearly 60 when he squirted out his genetic contribution.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | August 22, 2018 6:46 AM |
Somebody post a side by side photo of little Master Barron and Stuart from Mad TV.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | August 22, 2018 7:23 AM |
R148 I work with a lot of basketball players and not a one of them were 6'2 at 12 years of age. Hell, Shaq's son Shareef(I think that's his name) wasn't that size at 13.
I am fully expecting him to reach Kevin Durant/Kevin Love territory by 20. Actually, Kevin Love is a super Whitey McWhiterson pretty boy who seems like a fairly good projection of what Barron may end up as.
Any of y'all who even suggest that he will be as homely as Eric are insane.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 22, 2018 8:46 AM |
The fact that Chump had kids with 3 different women (party of family values my ass) and all of them came out ugly (Baron's looks are heading in a bad direction & Ivanka had to surgically cut away the Chump ugliness) shows that Chump genes are at fault. This must be killing him.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 22, 2018 8:55 AM |
I beg your pardon R193
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 22, 2018 11:16 AM |
[Quote]The tucked-in polo shirt is pure DJT. When Don Jr was in college, dad stopped by to take him to dinner. Don was wearing an untucked shirt and dad slapped him in the face.
Do you think he slaps Barron in the face when Melanie is not around?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 22, 2018 12:03 PM |
Barron is only kid not wearing braces. Chump 4 kids and grandkids are wearing braces.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 22, 2018 3:00 PM |
The other odd thing about the tucked-in polo is that Barron has it buttoned all the way to the top. No one wears then that way. Even news reporters on location don't wear them completely buttoned.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 22, 2018 6:47 PM |
R199, that wouldn't come off as a surprise to me.
I hope Barron will slap his dad in the face one fine day.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 22, 2018 6:53 PM |
He's got the tiny Trump mouth, too.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | August 22, 2018 7:37 PM |
Nah ... fortunately he hasn't got the typical Trump anus mouth.
Let's hope he won't turn out like a typical Trump when it comes to morals and mindset.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | August 22, 2018 8:29 PM |
this dude i dated in his thirties had braces.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | August 22, 2018 8:34 PM |
I work with a few 30 and 40-ish people who have gotten braces recently.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | August 22, 2018 8:36 PM |
Adults with braces look like freaks.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | August 22, 2018 8:51 PM |
[quote]Adults with braces look like freaks.
I wouldn’t want to get a blowjob from one.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | August 22, 2018 8:55 PM |
I feel bad for Barron. He didn't choose his parents. That being said, it is weird that Melania gave him caviar facials. I think that's odd. And he does have the Joey Ramone body thing going on.
My hope is he is able to cut off his entire family, write a book, make lots of money, and become a progressive.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | August 23, 2018 12:43 AM |
I think Barron looked more like his mother until recently but unfortunately the Trump genes are starting to show through. Hopefully he’ll keep his relatively blank Chauncey Gardner expression and never develop his father’s sneering smirk.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | August 23, 2018 1:07 PM |
In private pics he doesn't look like his abominable father - take a look at these soccer pics that got posted up here in this thread.
They make him look like his father for photo ops on purpose and so that he looks more like a POTUS' son. The deplorables love it when he resembles his father in the looks department.
Look at his facial expression if you want to know what he thinks of it.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | August 23, 2018 2:40 PM |
Even in the pictures where he's smiling, Barron has a vacant gaze, like he can't connect or focus. Trump would never admit any of his spawn was special.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | August 23, 2018 6:49 PM |
Tard.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 24, 2018 7:03 PM |
He has autism.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | August 24, 2018 7:11 PM |
The kid probably spends no time with his father at all, and receives very little attention or affection. I wonder what kind of mother a bored "supermodel" who met her baby daddy when she was "in the business" is. Is she capable of affection when it's not transaction-based?
by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 24, 2018 7:16 PM |
Barron doesn't want affection. He's autistic.
Trump talked a lot about vaccines screwing up kids during the early days of his campaign. He stopped that rant suddenly, but its obvious his beliefs about vaccines stemmed from the fact that he has an autistic kid. Or a retard as he referred to him
by Anonymous | reply 217 | August 24, 2018 8:13 PM |
[quote]Trump would never admit any of his spawn was special.
ALL MY KIDS ARE SPECIAL, YOU SAD COMMIE LOWLIFE!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | August 24, 2018 8:21 PM |
Is Barron no longer a DL fave because he started looking like a member of that awful family and became Lurch ?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | August 24, 2018 8:29 PM |
R219 No, he's not a fave anymore because he looks like Stuart from Mad TV
by Anonymous | reply 220 | August 24, 2018 8:41 PM |
He's just at that weird, gangly stage some kids go through when they hit puberty. Another is that 'husky' stage that Eric was clearly a victim of at 12. He never grew out of the ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | August 24, 2018 8:41 PM |
^neither did Don Jr. Ivanka didn't either, but Dad had people fix her face (but he never paid all the bills) - she is still ugly.
Barron will change his name when he can. He hates that his mom is a whore but she's all he has.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | August 24, 2018 8:44 PM |
It's far too easy to make fun of that kid. But we should abstain from doing so since he did nothing wrong. And he can't help being the Orange Lard Grave's offspring.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | August 24, 2018 8:51 PM |
Oh please, he's Trump scum. Give him a bit of time.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | August 24, 2018 8:56 PM |
Jut watch ... When 18 he'll be a DL heartthrob.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | August 24, 2018 9:16 PM |
The next Republican presidential convention he'll speak for the first time in public and American will fall in love.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | August 24, 2018 9:18 PM |
Man, there are some nasty cunts on this thread. He's a kid, assholes, leave him the fuck alone. And stop speculating on his future like you're some sort of expert.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | August 24, 2018 9:30 PM |
Ahem, R227, you are on Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | August 24, 2018 9:33 PM |
Well in that case...wallow away swine.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | August 24, 2018 9:35 PM |
All of those pervy photos of Trump and Ivanka would be somewhat less pervy if there were ANY photos of him being affectionate with his sons when they were children.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | August 24, 2018 9:42 PM |
He looks like he's 6 feet, already. How old is he now.. 11 or 12?
by Anonymous | reply 231 | August 24, 2018 9:43 PM |
He's not a bad looking kid. He looks better than his older brothers.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | August 24, 2018 9:45 PM |
lame sperms = tards.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | August 24, 2018 10:17 PM |
No no, it was the vaccines!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | August 24, 2018 10:21 PM |
He reminds me of Damien: The Omen 2. The adores gene def runs in the family. Trumps dad could add up record numbers in his head. And trump ceratainly perseverates like an aspies.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | August 24, 2018 10:24 PM |
Given he's Trump's spawn, he's surprisingly good-looking.
Let's hope he won't become a typical Trump, lookswise as well as mindwise.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | August 24, 2018 11:00 PM |
[quote]Jut watch ... When 18 he'll be a DL heartthrob.
Make it 16. DLers like them [italic]young[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 238 | August 24, 2018 11:53 PM |
[quote]Man, there are some nasty cunts on this thread. He's a kid, assholes, leave him the fuck alone.
So many children (i.e., significantly younger than 18) of celebs (and to a lesser extent, non-celeb children) have been mercilessly dragged on DL. I do not understand why this one is supposed to get a pass.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | August 24, 2018 11:58 PM |
R194 You are incorrect. I have seen patients diagnosed with this well in adulthood - some present for work up as they are trying to get pregnant with their partner and have been unsuccessful.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | August 25, 2018 12:32 AM |
Barron is the cuttest kid in his soccer team
by Anonymous | reply 241 | August 25, 2018 12:51 AM |
He looks like Brad and Angelina's daughter, Shiloh.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 25, 2018 1:00 AM |
Don’t worry, he’ll get ugly with time and he will become a big game killer and a smug asshole like his brothers. You can’t escape your genes. Even Eric was almost cute as a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 25, 2018 1:00 AM |
Mayo and salads and meat .... once again boys, Kraft Miracle Whip is NOT mayonnaise; it is "Salad Dressing" per the label. Use it as sweet mayonnaise if you must. I must at all times. Ham salad, ham cubed or put through a grinder, is perfection for the tongue.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | August 25, 2018 1:07 AM |
He seems like a sweet, normal kid here. Not autistic, not somehow challenged.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | August 25, 2018 1:16 AM |
I am not sure that is a good example, if you see the longer video, he is doing this at a more ceremonial moment when he really should be standing still. He is a kid, but he was old enough there to know it was not time to be clowning around with a baby.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | August 25, 2018 1:20 AM |
At that time he was just 10.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | August 25, 2018 1:26 AM |
There is little doubt Melania has turned Barron against his father. What a narcissistic bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | August 25, 2018 1:40 AM |
Hi Ivanka at R249.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | August 25, 2018 1:58 AM |
Wtf? Where is your gaydar?
He’s gay
Question is, will he be a good gay or a Mary Cheney gay?
by Anonymous | reply 251 | August 25, 2018 2:43 AM |
The thing is, if this family were comprised of honest, caring people into philanthropy, good works, supporting Medi-care, health care, women, minority, and gay rights, art, music, and culture, the environment, and all those things that truly make the world great, we would think they are beautiful.
But they are not. trump and his family are all in for themselves and the rest of us 99% be damned, except the deplorables who fall for their lies and are useful idiots.
Thus, with their less than perfect looks and tendency to plastic surgery and fake tans, they are one ugly bunch of sons of bitches. Barron is really too young to judge, but he's stained by the taint of his awful father and blank mother. With the eminent destruction of his father's already horrid reputation he has a hard road ahead.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | August 25, 2018 3:15 AM |
[quote]Jut watch ... When 18 he'll be a DL heartthrob.
Uhmmm ... I don't think we'll have to wait that long.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | August 25, 2018 4:25 AM |
Polo/Ralph Lauren: what are y’all waiting for?
by Anonymous | reply 254 | August 25, 2018 4:29 AM |
How long until the tatts appear?
by Anonymous | reply 255 | August 25, 2018 7:45 AM |
He doesn't seem too happy. Imagine having trump as your father, and being named Barron, with 75% of the American public hating your father.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | August 25, 2018 10:37 AM |
I look at those soccer team photos and think, he's on the outside, not really part of the group. It's like he's the new transfer student.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | August 25, 2018 12:15 PM |
[quote] He’s gay
Yeah well, when your mother gives you caviar facials, would you turn out any other way?
by Anonymous | reply 258 | August 25, 2018 4:13 PM |
Won’t happen r210. He can’t read or write.
Frankenvanka is so warm and cuddly in r249’s gif. She doesn’t even look at Tardron or smile or acknowledge his existence.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | August 25, 2018 4:30 PM |
[quote]He can’t read or write
Guess he's not gay then. :)
by Anonymous | reply 260 | August 25, 2018 4:33 PM |
He could afford to hire someone to read DL to him.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | August 25, 2018 5:00 PM |
[quote] with 75% of the American public hating your father.
He doesn’t know that. There’s no way anyone at his school is allowed to talk to him about his father — and the parents are thrilled their kid goes to school with the president’s son.
He doesn’t watch cable news. He lives in a place where everyone defers to his father. He doesn’t go to the supermarket with mom and look at the newspapers and magazines at the checkout counter. Someone does that for his family.
If he wants to see a movie, a blue ray is brought to the White House. If he wants to see a tv show, he watches it without ads. He’s accompanied everywhere by secret service, travels everywhere in a bulletproof SUV, a helicopter or a private jet.
This kid is in a cocoon. He’s in the Truman show.
I don’t think the
by Anonymous | reply 262 | August 25, 2018 6:16 PM |
What kind of retard thinks fish eggs are a good thing to put on a child’s face?
“Oh my child is healthy, he’s well fed, well dressed, well educated and has access to the best medical care in the world. Which makes me think he needs a facial, of course. All wealthy, healthy children need facials. So I’ll put fish eggs on his face. Makes perfect sense, no?”
by Anonymous | reply 263 | August 25, 2018 6:20 PM |
R262, there's the internet and the kid has got a phone, computer respectively.
And according to Daddy, he's good at tHe CyBeR.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | August 25, 2018 9:12 PM |
Way upthread there was a discussion about his language ability. I 've never heard anyone mention a nanny when he was younger but they must have employed one. Even if all Melania did all day was look at fashion magazines and shop, there must have been a nanny. Who presumably was english speaking because he certainly didn't learn english from his mother and I doubt Trump said more to him than good morning and finish your dinner.
I 've read that he can speak Slovenian and I know that very young kids can absorb languages quickly but there 's also a point where it needs to be reinforced. My aunt didnt learn english until she went to school and even as an adult sometimes had to stop and think of the english word for something.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | August 25, 2018 9:38 PM |
He may feel much more comfortable speaking Slovene indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | August 25, 2018 9:48 PM |
What 10-year-old tries to high-five a baby? And in another gif from inauguration day you can see Melania in her baby blue inauguration outfit halfheartedly try to high-five Barron and he just stands there blankly, then tries to return it after Melania has turned away.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | August 25, 2018 11:57 PM |
You can see Ivanka, Jared & Melania all get fidgety when Barron tries to play with the baby. I think they are all afraid he might have a "Rainman" episode. Ivanka wastes no time in putting as much space as she can between Barron and the baby to keep him at arms length. Melania is all smiles, but is tense. Jared's radar also goes up as well.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | August 26, 2018 1:06 AM |
He can't be gay, idiots, he's autistic. Everyone knows that gay + autistic = trans.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | September 7, 2018 12:47 AM |
Certainly more than a bit awkward and strained in the gif at R246, the way they react to his playfulness. And is that Tracy Ullman playing the woman to Trump's right?
by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 7, 2018 12:59 AM |
R262 must be on to something, he was murdered before he could finish his post.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | September 7, 2018 1:06 AM |
Barron looks to me like a member of European royalty, a Casiraghi brother perhaps, or a descendant of Emperor Napoleon. Soft, fair, attractive, rich.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | September 7, 2018 1:09 AM |
He is the young Romanov boy. Hopefully without anything resembling that same end.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | September 7, 2018 1:12 AM |
Normally I would agree with you r227 but he’s TRUMP’s fucking kid..?
by Anonymous | reply 275 | September 7, 2018 2:31 PM |
Tard from two lousy DNA sources.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 7, 2018 9:12 PM |