Noah Centineo

Does a bear shit in the woods?

He pings for me. When he was on Ellen, I thought he was going to fly right off the stage. He is a cutie!

Not very good on the Fosters though. Sorry.

hairy legs, yum

I only know him as the hottie on the bike in the Havana video.

Can't act to save his life.

This is nice

Squirt

R7, That's a very nice dick!

I've always thought he was cute. Really grew into his looks. Doesn't seem gay but who knows.

Feeling dirty watching his sex tape and then seeing a picture of him as a child immediately after.

R7 yum

Hmmm.... 🤔

[quote]he posted this on Instagram and he said that was his platonic crush but he deleted now

He’s a top?

What makes you think so?

R16 a bottom would have presented hole

Bump

He said he was once asked if was gay because didn't engage in a casual sex hook up at that time.

Are you a nobody? Well, just be patient, dear, and one day you, too, will be the subject of your very own thread here on DL.

Trust me on this one.

Who will Lana Condor pick? The racist Trump supporter or Noah?

[quote][R16] a bottom would have presented hole

Not if he has a nice dick.

Just saw Noah in th3 Netflix movie TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE.

No pinging at all, and the boy is dreamy. I am officially in love and can see wh6 the internets are spin love with him.

Have to watch SIERRA BURGESS IS A LOSER immediately to see even more of him.

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Outside of that one photo of him kissing his friend, I don't know why people would think Noah's not straight.

Yeah, in these Netflix movies, he seems straight.

Cute and sexy

Great smile

That hair.

Noah

R2.... I agree, his appearance on Ellen screamed he's family and friends with Dorothy

Here he is on the TODAY show. Doesn’t ping to me.

Has anyone inquired as to sizemeat verificatia?

Er, R32, see R7.

He seems very "dude bro" to me. He's beautiful and has a gorgeous dick, but OMG , he was seriously hacked to get that footage at R7. Hope he's got himself a better password now.

He's got swagger and he knows it. You can tell he plays with his voice to sound all sexy (and it's rather charming, frankly).

R34, those videos seem more like a professional catfish. He willingly sent those snaps to a woman who was likely reciprocating, but also recording everything she received for her pimp/handler, to be auctioned off at a later date.

Yeah, the voice is s3xy beyond words.

Dude is so fine.

.....

No, he kissed another boy, but it was just queerbaiting. He has denied being bi.

Damn I wanna get fucked by him.

Very sexy

Booked a role in the charlies angels reboot movie.

Looks like he has a nice cut cock at R7.

What a lovely twunk!

The Yellow Skin Troll must love this guy.

Is he white?

He's part Italian and Germain, so yes R46

Not so fast, r47.

Adjacentia.

He's a fuckboy with a big Italian cock.

Italian cut cock.

He's tall, too. I want him to choke me and spit in my face as he fucks me!

Since when being dudebro excuses someone from being gay or bisexual? All the gay guys I know are dudebros, not all of us are hairdressers and flaming queens.

James Corden is in love with him, of course.

Surprising that his jerk off video didn't seem to be picked up by the media.

I've jerked to his jerk off video so many times.

Didn't save you from being a flaming cunt, though, r53. What's that, a cuntbro?

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What's cunty about pointing out that a guy whose sexuality we're speculating about could be gay regardless of his masculinity? I think you were triggered somehow, I'd recommend some therapy to accept yourself R57

You prove my point with each letter you type, cuntbro r59.

Ok dude, whatever. R60

You bitches are both taking this thread off track.

Get back to talking about Noah's cock!

I don’t understand why he’s considered cute. And he’s not a good actor.

Swarthy!

He was okay on The Fosters, but definitely not that good.

I hope he doesn't stay in Netflix Boyfriend Hell forever.

He's supposedly being called the new "internet's boyfriend "a titleonce previously bestowed upon Oscar Isaac.

.......

Was glad to see in his jerk off vid that he is cut.

Noah Centineo to Play He-Man in ‘Masters of the Universe’ Reboot 👀

[quote]Mattel Films is partnering with Sony on the movie, which is based on Mattel’s beloved toy line that spawned a successful animated TV series (1983-85) as well as a 1987 film. The property centers on the warrior He-Man, the last hope of a magical land called Eternia. Dolph Lundgren starred in the original movie as the title character, while Frank Langella played the villainous Skeletor. Brothers Adam and Aaron Nee are directing the reboot.

Does this mean he's going to turn his nice body into a muscle freak like Henry Cavill?

No, no, no, no, no! He-Man needs to have a muscular blond Chris Hemsworth type. Not this guy. He looks nothing like He-Man at all!

Much prettier than anyone named Hemsworth. He doesn't strike me as gay, though. He reminds me of too many straight boys I knew.

R72 dont you know cis white men can not win anything from Now on!

Noah Centineo is a white man. (I don't use the C word.)

Noah is not white. He doesn’t look white at all.

He's of Italian background.

Born in Florida.

Cut cock. (As we saw in his jerk off video).

He-Man is not dark and swarthy.

[quote]He doesn't strike me as gay, though. He reminds me of too many straight boys I knew.

Yeah, based on his jerk off video, it sounds like he's straight. At one point he says to the person he's talking to "I wanna see you squirt".

What's with straight guys and squirting? I don't get the obsession, it seems mostly porn-made hype.

His dick is nice, I'd of course suck him off.

He has a heavy featured guido look.

Pass.

Yeah, I guess that’s why I’m not attracted to him at all. I’m also not attracted to the Situation, Pauly D. or Ronnie.

Noah doesn't have the muscle to pull off He-Man. I mean, he might try to bulk up but with his height I don't know if he's going to be able to really get the right look.

He has the cringiest twitter of all time

Christ, you weren't joking, were you, r84?

R85 Oh, no. No. Not even a little bit.

His twitter reads exactly as he looks.

Wasn't Kellan Lutz once attached to star as He-Man?

r88 His star has sadly faded too much by now.

[quote]He has the cringiest twitter of all time

What sort of stuff does he tweet?

Link to his twitter please.

According to AJ Benza he's from a family of real Italian American mobsters and that's how he got into acting being hammy and a douche to everyone. People allegedly fear him.

[quote]People allegedly fear him.

MARY!

for the people asking for examples

Mark ruffalo 20 years ago. Complement to both hunks

^that's Penn Badgley

I like that he doesn’t completely shave off his pubes. And he was VERY careful, though not 100% successful, in not getting his face in the jo vid.

[quote]I like that he doesn’t completely shave off his pubes.

If only he had never shaved them off.

He's delicious. He pinged for me last time he was on Ellen

He is clearly mixed with something. There is a black person somewhere in those genetics.

[quote] He is clearly mixed with something. There is a black person somewhere in those genetics.

That's called the Roman Empire, read a book. Most italians are mixed.

Apparently he has some Native American

Like Liz, r102. Boy has an Italian cock.

[quote]Boy has an Italian cock.

Describe what an "Italian cock" looks like.

[quote]That's called the Roman Empire, read a book. Most italians are mixed.

He said he's Italian, Native American, a bit Puerto Rican and Dutch.

Is "Centineo" pronounced in Italian or Spanish?

The surname Centineo couldn't be more Italian if it tried. I meant that his brunette skin is most likely related to his Italian side, as the Roman Empire mixed everyone. He's as native American as Elizabeth Warren.

I have a use for that tongue...

Let's see if this works better...

When he smiles...I melt.

IS *NOAH CENTINEO* THE NEW JAMES DEAN? OR BRANDO???

Uh, no. Way too ugly.

He has a pretty face shape, not the classical handsome proportions but really cute.

His dick looks nice based on the jerk off video I saw, but I don't have any strong interest in him other than that.

He doesn't pronounce it in the Italian manner, though, r107. He pronounces it Sentineo instead of Chentineo, as if it were Spanish. I guess he's Spanish-y.

Birth Name: Noah Gregory Centineo

Place of Birth: Miami, Florida, U.S.

Date of Birth: May 9, 1996

Ethnicity:*50% Italian *50% German

Noah Centineo is an American actor. He is known for playing Peter Kavinsky in the film To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before.

He is the son of Kellee and Gregory Centineo, a former pastor.

His father is of Italian ancestry, including Sicilian and Calabrian. His mother is of German descent, from Pennsylvania.

where's the bottom half of his face

I think he is straight, he is funny and sexy but I don't know why he is single...

Shake what the good lord gave ya!

(Of course, there's also those jack-off videos over on PornHub. Just search for his name.)

He's clearly talking to what he thinks is a woman in all his vids. And apparently used to be my neighbor