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Micro Pitbulls

Don't even like pitbulls but gotta admit, these little guys are the epitome of "ugly-cute." Bonus: less worry that they'll snap and tear out your throat.

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by Anonymousreply 70August 20, 2018 3:18 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1August 17, 2018 7:35 PM

My penis is not micro.

by Anonymousreply 2August 17, 2018 7:35 PM

They look like they are in pain (with all that muscle).

by Anonymousreply 3August 17, 2018 7:36 PM

Look at that smile!

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by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2018 7:38 PM

Why do they stand like that? Are they part frog?

by Anonymousreply 5August 17, 2018 7:41 PM

Deformed mutants; exterminate.

by Anonymousreply 6August 17, 2018 7:46 PM

That is one weird-looking dog. A lot of breeds are deformed nowadays, unfortunately, to the detriment of their health.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 17, 2018 7:47 PM

Awful. Their mouths look like raw meat and they have serial killer eyes. The stuff of nightmares. Don't kid yourself, OP. Deadly things CAN come in small packages.

by Anonymousreply 8August 17, 2018 7:48 PM

[quote]Deformed mutants; exterminate.

Many purebred dogs are little more than deformed mutants, and they come with numerous health problems because of it.

It is pretty fucked up what we have done with the species in the name of making things we think are "cute"

by Anonymousreply 9August 17, 2018 7:52 PM

My micro pitbull brings hot rough trade to the yard

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by Anonymousreply 10August 17, 2018 8:11 PM

Did you call me, r8?

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by Anonymousreply 11August 17, 2018 8:17 PM

That severe ear cropping is animal cruelty. I hate (most) humans.

by Anonymousreply 12August 17, 2018 8:31 PM

So do we, R12.

by Anonymousreply 13August 17, 2018 8:33 PM

They look terrible unhealthy.

by Anonymousreply 14August 17, 2018 8:40 PM

*terribly

by Anonymousreply 15August 17, 2018 8:43 PM

They kill you when you're sleeping

They'll kill when you're awake

The don't care if you're bad or good

They have teeth like sharp metal stakes

Sooooo....

Ya better watch out, ya better get out

Ya better not shout, I'm telly ya why

You'll scare Tiny, and he'll puncture your thigh

by Anonymousreply 16August 17, 2018 8:43 PM

Every last one should be culled. Owners and apologists too.

by Anonymousreply 17August 17, 2018 8:45 PM

"Micro" means they can kill you far more efficiently in a smaller time frame.

by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2018 8:46 PM

This breed appeals to a certain...uh, aesthetic.

by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2018 8:46 PM

👹 [bold] DEVIL DOGS FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF HELL !

by Anonymousreply 20August 17, 2018 8:48 PM

Whuffo y'all be talking' about, R19?

by Anonymousreply 21August 17, 2018 8:48 PM

As are their humans, R20.

by Anonymousreply 22August 17, 2018 8:52 PM

I bet some of you wanna fuck them in the butt. Perverts!

by Anonymousreply 23August 17, 2018 8:53 PM

these little guys are the epitome of "ugly-UGLY."

Fixed

by Anonymousreply 24August 17, 2018 8:57 PM

Pitbull owners are WORSE than the dogs. I think of that woman who was attacked by her dogs on a walk. Her dad and friends are still convinced that wolves or other dogs did it.

Owning these dogs needs to be a crime.

by Anonymousreply 25August 17, 2018 8:58 PM

Pit bulls need to be exterminated from the planet. We don’t need new variations of these killers.

by Anonymousreply 26August 17, 2018 8:58 PM

What would you name it?

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by Anonymousreply 27August 17, 2018 9:24 PM

All Pitbulls are illegal here in Norway.

by Anonymousreply 28August 17, 2018 9:24 PM

This is totally sick, what people are doing to these animals. by making them fucked up Frankenseins.

Pit bulls should be banned everywheee and eliminated through attrition.

by Anonymousreply 29August 17, 2018 9:27 PM

Ahhh! My throat!

by Anonymousreply 30August 17, 2018 9:30 PM

R27 looks like he's got someone's penis in his mouth.

😵 OUCH !

by Anonymousreply 31August 17, 2018 10:16 PM

They are so mean, and so tough, even Chinese restaurants refuse to serve the.

HaHaHa !

by Anonymousreply 32August 17, 2018 10:18 PM

Even I wouldn't eat one.

by Anonymousreply 33August 17, 2018 10:20 PM

[quote] Every last one should be culled. Owners and apologists too.

You first

by Anonymousreply 34August 17, 2018 10:23 PM

Looks like a gremlin. Whatever you do don’t get it wet.

by Anonymousreply 35August 17, 2018 10:26 PM

How do they even walk? That’s just bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 36August 17, 2018 10:34 PM

Stupid people breed stupid accessories.

by Anonymousreply 37August 17, 2018 10:38 PM

They should outlaw dog breeding. They should all be mutts for their own good.

by Anonymousreply 38August 17, 2018 10:57 PM

Y'all just hating because you can't afford one!

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by Anonymousreply 39August 18, 2018 1:50 AM

Rough trade's best friend

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by Anonymousreply 40August 18, 2018 3:03 AM

R25 pit bull owners are psychopathic bpd head cases who are enabled by our pro pitbull propaganda media . They are similar in psyche to deranged cult followers, they are brainwashed and will not listen to reason. Other countries have the guts to deal with this problem, but not the US of course.

by Anonymousreply 41August 18, 2018 3:33 AM

If you want all your furniture and bedding covered in dog spit, get one.

by Anonymousreply 42August 18, 2018 4:54 AM

Awww… wook at the pwecious wittle poochie...

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by Anonymousreply 43August 18, 2018 5:01 AM

I chose life over Pitbulls.

I got a cat.

by Anonymousreply 44August 18, 2018 5:53 AM

Dogs that are banned here in Norway: Pit bull, American staffordshire terrier, Fila brasileiro, Tosa Inu, Dogo argentino, Czechoslovakian Wolfdog.

by Anonymousreply 45August 18, 2018 7:20 AM

The thing that always has my head going in circles is that there are SO MANY other breeds of dogs, with a huge range of characteristics. Dogs that have been bred for specific needs. Why, of all the dogs a person can choose, choose one of the ugly, dangerous beasts?

R45, That's very sane legislation.

by Anonymousreply 46August 18, 2018 7:28 AM

They look like unhinged developmentally disabled nutters who go around snapping people's necks and shit because they don't know their own strength.

by Anonymousreply 47August 18, 2018 7:41 AM

R46 there's two types of pitbull owners : the straight up trash who want to intimidate people and the touchy feely sjw retards who want to "prove" that pitbulls are unfairly maligned. You will see alot of the second type in urban hipster areas. My favorite are the yuppie female owners who have NO fucking control of their own dogs and don't seem to see why that's not okay. The pro pitbull propaganda in the media is also huge part of the problem. Animal rights activists have become full on obsessed with pitbulls and will not advocate for any type of dogs. And finally, because of the taboo on putting these freak dogs down, they have essentially invaded the dog gene pool. 20 years ago, a family could go to the pound and pick out a nice little spaniel Labrador mix. This is no longer possible, now EVERY dog is at least part pitbull. And the staff will try to BS prospective owners otherwise, IE describing a 3/4 pitbull, one quarter lab as a "lab mix ". Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 48August 18, 2018 7:53 AM

The look of love

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by Anonymousreply 49August 18, 2018 1:51 PM
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by Anonymousreply 50August 18, 2018 1:59 PM

Has anyone seen the YouTube clip of that freak show scumbag family in New Hampshire that breed these gross monster pitbulls. These things are gigantic ,and the best part is they let them play with their children. I couldn't care less if it eats their spawn but I worry for their poor neighbors. I wish i could post from this device, but you have got to see their "star " pitbull. It's fucking disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 51August 18, 2018 2:15 PM

Giant Pitbull named Hulk.

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by Anonymousreply 52August 18, 2018 2:22 PM

R52 thanks that's them. Those things will wind up eating either their children or worse, their children's friends. And there's no way that they did not give "Hulk " steroids to make him that way.

by Anonymousreply 53August 18, 2018 2:33 PM

[quote] All Pitbulls are illegal here in Norway.

You want people to believe you're in Norway?

by Anonymousreply 54August 18, 2018 2:45 PM

R54, We have a very well-known poster in Norway who generally posts about the weather extremes in Norway. We appreciate when he checks in.

by Anonymousreply 55August 18, 2018 4:46 PM

In France it's extremely difficult to have them legally, so people don't declare them to authorities. And sometimes we have news reports about those fugly things attacking people.

by Anonymousreply 56August 18, 2018 4:54 PM

Talk about a Frau thread

by Anonymousreply 57August 18, 2018 5:17 PM

‘My Pit is a the sweetest little thing who wouldn’t hurt a fly.’ Then they are completely shocked when it snaps and hurts or kills someone,

by Anonymousreply 58August 18, 2018 7:24 PM

They are so goddamn fucking ugly. The Flava Flaves of the dog world

by Anonymousreply 59August 18, 2018 10:03 PM

[quote]Czechoslovakian Wolfdog.

Czechoslovakian Wolfdog?

by Anonymousreply 60August 18, 2018 10:25 PM

R48 Spot on. Anyone who's visited or volunteered at an animal shelter knows that there are always an overabundance of pits and pit mixes. They often have signs announcing "Don't touch, I'm still learning to socialise" or "I'm afraid and may bite, please don't get too close to my cage." The fuck!

They should be put down, no family should be allowed to adopt them.

by Anonymousreply 61August 18, 2018 10:26 PM

R60 A wolf hybrid. Looks exactly like a wolf and still has a little of that mentality. Don't know if they're naturally more aggressive but when they are, they can be dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 62August 18, 2018 10:27 PM

I saw the love of my life pit bull but he was only 2 weeks old. If he stayed around that size...he was a gorgeous sweet puppy. Licked my stomach when I patted his head.

by Anonymousreply 63August 18, 2018 10:29 PM

R63 Wtf?

by Anonymousreply 64August 18, 2018 11:45 PM

It pisses me off when I see pictures of pitbull type puppies on Reddit or wherever. Sure, they're cute. All puppies are, but the shelters are packed full of them. What are these assholes thinking, letting them breed again and again?

by Anonymousreply 65August 19, 2018 2:54 AM

R65 That's just it. Assholes DON'T think.

by Anonymousreply 66August 19, 2018 4:17 PM

R54 Is it so hard to believe I'm Norwegian? You can put me on ignore and check my posts. I'm not lying.

by Anonymousreply 67August 19, 2018 4:20 PM

R67, Norwegian, ignore that idiot. You were even nice enough to share where you live in Norway in this thread. Thanks for checking in.

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by Anonymousreply 68August 19, 2018 4:24 PM

Pitbulls and all dangerous dogs should not just be banned; they should be planned for extinction.

by Anonymousreply 69August 19, 2018 6:03 PM

Why on earth is someone being Norwegian hard to believe r54?! Your post utterly confuses me.

The internet exists outside of America you realize, according to Alexa only 55% of the traffic to this board is from the US.

by Anonymousreply 70August 20, 2018 3:18 PM
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