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by Anonymousreply 49August 15, 2018 2:58 AM

Die, cunt, die

by Anonymousreply 1August 14, 2018 7:36 AM

I hope her brother confuses her for a dog.

by Anonymousreply 2August 14, 2018 7:36 AM

Neanderthal exhibit at the Hollywood Wax Museum.

by Anonymousreply 3August 14, 2018 7:38 AM

Welcome to Nxivm...

by Anonymousreply 4August 14, 2018 7:40 AM

“We swears to serve the master of the precious. We will swear on the...on the precious.”

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2018 7:41 AM
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by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2018 7:42 AM

You fixeded my cheeseberger :(

by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2018 7:43 AM

Does this stringy, greasy hair make my face look fat and ugly?

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2018 7:43 AM

"FEED ME!"

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by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2018 7:45 AM

Wasn't this the monster in that Linda Blair horror movie called Hell Night?

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2018 7:51 AM

Ooga ... Ooga ... OOGA BOOGA!

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2018 7:53 AM

Transgender confirmation surgery has 'a long way to go', say scientists.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2018 7:56 AM

"And We Have A Blue Ribbon"

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2018 7:59 AM

Hulk..... MAD!!

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2018 8:03 AM

You rang?

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2018 12:16 PM

An animal escaped from the zoo...

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2018 2:44 PM

Horror

by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2018 3:07 PM

Troughs installed in White House to facilitate serving of mash.

by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2018 3:45 PM

"What shall I lie about next?"

by Anonymousreply 19August 14, 2018 4:04 PM

"Please, Trog, give me the child!"

by Anonymousreply 20August 14, 2018 4:17 PM

You want me to lie for a paycheck? Well I guess it's OK if it benefits the political party that pretends to love Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 21August 14, 2018 4:19 PM

CALL ME CHRISTIAN!

by Anonymousreply 22August 14, 2018 4:20 PM

Does this fat make me look fat?

by Anonymousreply 23August 14, 2018 4:28 PM

My Princess

by Anonymousreply 24August 14, 2018 4:34 PM

That'll do donkey... that'll do

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by Anonymousreply 25August 14, 2018 4:34 PM

"Unable to afford gender confirmation surgery, Maxwell simply changed his pronouns."

by Anonymousreply 26August 14, 2018 4:46 PM

I want to caption it with the Chewbacca groan / roar but I can't spell in Wookie.

by Anonymousreply 27August 14, 2018 4:49 PM

Fuck....I forgot my eyebrows didn't I?

by Anonymousreply 28August 14, 2018 4:57 PM

Geico Caveman TV series being rebooted for Fall 2018 lineup.

by Anonymousreply 29August 14, 2018 5:42 PM

It’s really sad that her parents steered her to a life of evil.

by Anonymousreply 30August 14, 2018 5:55 PM

Oh please, R30. She's a grown-ass woman. She can certainly make her own choices by age 35 or however old she is;she looks closer to 45, btw

by Anonymousreply 31August 14, 2018 5:59 PM

Sarah spies a sundae!

by Anonymousreply 32August 14, 2018 6:13 PM

I spy with my eye the buffet table

by Anonymousreply 33August 14, 2018 6:13 PM

who's making a KFC run ?

by Anonymousreply 34August 14, 2018 6:19 PM

UMMMMM, HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK , DOES PRESIDENT TRUMP MAKE ME SPREAD MY LEGS ????

by Anonymousreply 35August 14, 2018 6:23 PM

Is that a Ho-ho in your pocket, or....

by Anonymousreply 36August 14, 2018 6:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 37August 14, 2018 6:35 PM

Aaahhhhmmmmm purrrrrty

by Anonymousreply 38August 14, 2018 6:58 PM

My no no parts smell like fungus-es.

by Anonymousreply 39August 14, 2018 6:59 PM

Feeding time at the zoo.

by Anonymousreply 40August 14, 2018 7:35 PM

Mongo only pawn...in game of life

by Anonymousreply 41August 14, 2018 7:41 PM

The very opposite of gay face

by Anonymousreply 42August 14, 2018 11:34 PM

I'M GONNNNNNNA EAT YOUUUUUUUUU

by Anonymousreply 43August 15, 2018 12:09 AM

Police artist sculpture of the unidentified murder victim.

by Anonymousreply 44August 15, 2018 1:42 AM

The Huckabeast is cumming for you!

by Anonymousreply 45August 15, 2018 1:47 AM

She stands at the podium and utters untruths and attacks the media sitting before her and well as others. Then she can't understand why she receives much criticism, and thus plays a victim.

by Anonymousreply 46August 15, 2018 2:03 AM

My daddy is SMART

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by Anonymousreply 47August 15, 2018 2:05 AM

R7 wins

by Anonymousreply 48August 15, 2018 2:36 AM

"What's that I hear? I hear little children hiding in that cupboard for me to eat! De-licious!"

by Anonymousreply 49August 15, 2018 2:58 AM
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