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I MADE A LEFT TURN SIGNAL FROM MY AUTOMOBILE WITH MY ARM

AND THE HANDSOME YOUNG MEN IN THE CAR BEHIND ME JUST LAUGHED AND THREW THINGS AT ME!!!!

WHAT DID I DO WRONG???

BLESSINGS!

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by Anonymousreply 23August 13, 2018 12:27 AM

Err, Bill, that’s a RIGHT turn signal.

by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2018 11:24 PM

They weren't laughing at you. They were laughing at your horseless carriage.

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2018 11:25 PM

Bill, these are the proper arm motions for your manual turn signals.

Btw, how's your 1960 Dodge Dart running?

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by Anonymousreply 3August 11, 2018 11:27 PM

BILL, do you also use driving gloves?

Blessings!

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by Anonymousreply 4August 11, 2018 11:28 PM

POOR BILL TAYLOR.

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by Anonymousreply 5August 11, 2018 11:31 PM

Bill, you're supposed to signal with your middle finger.

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by Anonymousreply 6August 11, 2018 11:32 PM

Bill, they were laughing because you made your dwarf boyfriend push that old jalopy while you were driving.

by Anonymousreply 7August 11, 2018 11:59 PM

Bill, you were photographed by one of the town's traffic cams...

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by Anonymousreply 8August 12, 2018 12:03 AM

And so was the "young man" behind you...

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by Anonymousreply 9August 12, 2018 12:04 AM

Bill, I'm noticing your nail polish. Are into panties too?

by Anonymousreply 10August 12, 2018 12:09 AM

BILL, BILL, BILL.

Handsome young men don't laugh AT you. Handsome young men laugh WITH you!

by Anonymousreply 11August 12, 2018 12:15 AM

Might be because you were actually signaling a Right turn, doofus.

by Anonymousreply 12August 12, 2018 12:24 AM

I'm assuming Bill Taylor is a middle aged troll .. just too consistently a befuddled asshole ... I just FF and I hope one day not to see his posts again.

by Anonymousreply 13August 12, 2018 12:35 AM

There is this stick like thing thats comes out of the left side of your steering column, about half way down. If you plan to turn left, push it downwards gently. If you plan to turn right push it upward. If this is confusing you can put a post-it note on your steering wheel to remind you. If you are driving in Britain, where they drive ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD it's probably in the same place. I know, it's really confusing.

by Anonymousreply 14August 12, 2018 12:37 AM

R13, Bill Taylor is a Datalounge treasure.

by Anonymousreply 15August 12, 2018 12:39 AM

No one uses hand signals to turn. Christfuck, they don't even use their lights to signal.

by Anonymousreply 16August 12, 2018 12:45 AM

Dearest Bill,

Just remember.... P R N D L.

That's how I passed my driving test.

Blessings!

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by Anonymousreply 17August 12, 2018 1:09 AM

Love your nails, MISS TAYLOR!

by Anonymousreply 18August 12, 2018 1:18 AM

Are you posting from 1950?

by Anonymousreply 19August 12, 2018 5:06 AM

I'd have that lump in the middle of your hand looked at, Bill. It looks nasty.

by Anonymousreply 20August 12, 2018 5:25 AM

Were you on the way to the store to buy some sporty new outfits?

by Anonymousreply 21August 12, 2018 5:31 AM

Bill, you did nothing wrong!

Gotta chalk it up to kids these days, who needs them.

Happy Motoring!

by Anonymousreply 22August 12, 2018 10:15 PM

Bill, do you know Joel and Mitzi?

by Anonymousreply 23August 13, 2018 12:27 AM
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