AND THE HANDSOME YOUNG MEN IN THE CAR BEHIND ME JUST LAUGHED AND THREW THINGS AT ME!!!!
WHAT DID I DO WRONG???
BLESSINGS!
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AND THE HANDSOME YOUNG MEN IN THE CAR BEHIND ME JUST LAUGHED AND THREW THINGS AT ME!!!!
WHAT DID I DO WRONG???
BLESSINGS!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 13, 2018 12:27 AM |
Err, Bill, that’s a RIGHT turn signal.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 11, 2018 11:24 PM |
They weren't laughing at you. They were laughing at your horseless carriage.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 11, 2018 11:25 PM |
Bill, these are the proper arm motions for your manual turn signals.
Btw, how's your 1960 Dodge Dart running?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 11, 2018 11:27 PM |
BILL, do you also use driving gloves?
Blessings!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2018 11:28 PM |
Bill, you're supposed to signal with your middle finger.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2018 11:32 PM |
Bill, they were laughing because you made your dwarf boyfriend push that old jalopy while you were driving.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2018 11:59 PM |
Bill, you were photographed by one of the town's traffic cams...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 12, 2018 12:03 AM |
Bill, I'm noticing your nail polish. Are into panties too?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 12, 2018 12:09 AM |
BILL, BILL, BILL.
Handsome young men don't laugh AT you. Handsome young men laugh WITH you!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 12, 2018 12:15 AM |
Might be because you were actually signaling a Right turn, doofus.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 12, 2018 12:24 AM |
I'm assuming Bill Taylor is a middle aged troll .. just too consistently a befuddled asshole ... I just FF and I hope one day not to see his posts again.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 12, 2018 12:35 AM |
There is this stick like thing thats comes out of the left side of your steering column, about half way down. If you plan to turn left, push it downwards gently. If you plan to turn right push it upward. If this is confusing you can put a post-it note on your steering wheel to remind you. If you are driving in Britain, where they drive ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD it's probably in the same place. I know, it's really confusing.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 12, 2018 12:37 AM |
R13, Bill Taylor is a Datalounge treasure.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 12, 2018 12:39 AM |
No one uses hand signals to turn. Christfuck, they don't even use their lights to signal.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 12, 2018 12:45 AM |
Dearest Bill,
Just remember.... P R N D L.
That's how I passed my driving test.
Blessings!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 12, 2018 1:09 AM |
Love your nails, MISS TAYLOR!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 12, 2018 1:18 AM |
Are you posting from 1950?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 12, 2018 5:06 AM |
I'd have that lump in the middle of your hand looked at, Bill. It looks nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 12, 2018 5:25 AM |
Were you on the way to the store to buy some sporty new outfits?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 12, 2018 5:31 AM |
Bill, you did nothing wrong!
Gotta chalk it up to kids these days, who needs them.
Happy Motoring!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 12, 2018 10:15 PM |
Bill, do you know Joel and Mitzi?
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