I MADE A LEFT TURN SIGNAL FROM MY AUTOMOBILE WITH MY ARM

Err, Bill, that’s a RIGHT turn signal.

They weren't laughing at you. They were laughing at your horseless carriage.

Bill, these are the proper arm motions for your manual turn signals.

Btw, how's your 1960 Dodge Dart running?

BILL, do you also use driving gloves?

Blessings!

POOR BILL TAYLOR.

Bill, you're supposed to signal with your middle finger.

Bill, they were laughing because you made your dwarf boyfriend push that old jalopy while you were driving.

Bill, you were photographed by one of the town's traffic cams...

And so was the "young man" behind you...

Bill, I'm noticing your nail polish. Are into panties too?

BILL, BILL, BILL.

Handsome young men don't laugh AT you. Handsome young men laugh WITH you!

Might be because you were actually signaling a Right turn, doofus.

I'm assuming Bill Taylor is a middle aged troll .. just too consistently a befuddled asshole ... I just FF and I hope one day not to see his posts again.

There is this stick like thing thats comes out of the left side of your steering column, about half way down. If you plan to turn left, push it downwards gently. If you plan to turn right push it upward. If this is confusing you can put a post-it note on your steering wheel to remind you. If you are driving in Britain, where they drive ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD it's probably in the same place. I know, it's really confusing.

R13, Bill Taylor is a Datalounge treasure.

No one uses hand signals to turn. Christfuck, they don't even use their lights to signal.

Dearest Bill,

Just remember.... P R N D L.

That's how I passed my driving test.

Blessings!

Love your nails, MISS TAYLOR!

Are you posting from 1950?

I'd have that lump in the middle of your hand looked at, Bill. It looks nasty.

Were you on the way to the store to buy some sporty new outfits?

Bill, you did nothing wrong!

Gotta chalk it up to kids these days, who needs them.

Happy Motoring!

Bill, do you know Joel and Mitzi?