“Love me! Love my body!” asks Jack Schlossberg

I like what he' says exhibiting. I want to love his body.

Jack & Patrick both have nice smiles & hair. Neither exactly oozes sex appeal, which John John did. At least Jack isn't churning out shitty movies.

He's wearing a medal. Is he Catholic or Jewish?

Raised Catholic.

He's gorgeous. Love the body hair. I'd fuck him!

Hmm I’d certainly consider pinching his buttocks.

He has the same chest hair pattern as his Uncle John.

Looks very Jewish.

Just the way we like, r8.

His Instagram is so gay I smelled cookies while viewing it.

Patrick's IG is gayer. And that's a good thing.

He sure is limber. What is he trying to tell us?

God I would pay money to be in his armpits.

Patrick Schwarzenegger never tries to pretend he's anything more than is a lazy trust fund brat who does nothing but gad about. In a way, that's kind of nice.

That doesn't look like Hyannisport.

R14 He does sometimes pretend to be an actor.

R11, well, that's one way to put an end to the Kennedy dynasty.

Butch, yeah?

Nobody is commenting on his caption: "Channeling Avenatti every single day!!!"

He’s obsessed with daddy types. There’s another thread about it

Does he have a foreskin?

so cute

More chest hair.

I'm surprised his Instagram is public. Given how well known his family is and the fact that his Insta seems aimed at his friends more than at the general public, it's an odd choice.

I like his pits. He's got strong facial features. I agree that his public Instagram is interesting considering who he is. I remember him having more political aspirations in past threads, but now it just seems like he's having fun. What does he do? Is he lawyering?

I do love him and his perfect otter body

This fug is trying so hard to be his late Uncle John. He is not in the same species as JFK Jr. Looks far more like his fugly mother and father. Like is uncle, he's a male with dark hair. Similarities end there.

Jack loves pickles.

Damn, he's hot. And I love that he keeps all of his body hair intact, unlike most of the little girleenas in his generation.

I have a bad feeling about him. A premonition that he will be another Kennedy tragedy. He should keep a much lower profile. Something is off.

I'm so happy that there's another liberal, progressive Kennedy to carry the torch for the family. Especially someone from his generation.

The Democratic party needs some young blood, and a Kennedy will do just fine.

I love me my Jewish men. Jack's nose gives him a bit of an "old man face" (cuz he looks just like his dad) but the bod reminds you he's young and hot.

He's not Jewish AT ALL? His father must be.

R31, I think that Jewish people claim their heritage from the mother.

So you're considered Jewish if your mother was, but if your father was Jewish, then you're not.

That's the way I always understood it.

Anyway, he seems to embrace the Kennedy side of his family, more than his father's side.

JFK Jr. you are not. He's seems thirsty too. Kind of a turn off.

His father is Jewish. His Jewish grandmother was devastated that his father married Caroline Kennedy. She tried to talk him out of it. Too bad she didn't, because that marriage didn't exactly work out.

If your mother is Jewish you are considered Jewish whatever you choose for yourself. If only your father is Jewish, you can still be considered Jewish if you practice. You just won't be entitled to the label just by your birth

But yes. An absolutely beautiful guy with perfect body hair. He should be licked everywhere.

He happens also to be very smart, right? If he wants to go into politics, I expect he will succeed (as long as he doesn't try to start from zero and run for Senate like his mom considered).

He should follow the George P Bush example (republican scion rough equivalent) in Texas: go to work in a state office, then run for a job less than governor, do well, work hard, cultivate support and bide time. Governor or Senator will come later.

"Love me! I'm a Kennedy!"

Just get lost, OK?

His sister Rose looks a lot like Jackie.

[quote] well, that's one way to put an end to the Kennedy dynasty.

[quote] "Love me! I'm a Kennedy!"

Yes. Just what we need. Another dynastic jerk who will jump over smarter, harder working, more qualified people because of who his family were.

I’m thinking about the negative side of being a Kennedy. It seems like it would be awful to have so much of who you will be already established before you are even born. The boundaries of what you can do and what your views are, already set.

I love to love Jack's body and wake up with his chest hair stuck between my teeth

More of Jack's tight little otter body

Unfortunately, he inherited his father's face.

Lots of guys rock the dorky look well

Who's he fucking?

His IG is curious--lots of Kennedy camp followers posting on it and he seems to be throwing them meat. Unlike FB, you can make your Instagram private and limit viewership to friends and family.

So he's clearly trying to cultivate some sort of an audience, though from the comments it seems to be a lot of creepy stalker types.

Not sure why anyone would want that. If you're an actor in a cult series (e.g. Supernatural) you might be resigned to it as those freaks pay your bills, but here... baffling.

PS: For those of you Eldergays who are wondering, it is considered majorly douchey even among people my age to have a public Insta where you frequently post shirtless photos of yourself (unless you're trying to be a fitness model or personal trainer)

I agree that he is being forced on the public by his Mother. Don't he get the memo that the Kennedy mystique is a thing of the past?

I would lick Jack from head to toe.

A cute, fit guy who can do the splits! Sign me up!

I agree that he looks like his father.

Being the only grandson of JFK and Jackie is quite a distinction. In his will, JFK, Jr. left Jack Schlossberg President Kennedy's cherished scrimshaw collection.

I don’t think he’s gay, I don’t think a gay man would fail Halloween this badly

Kind of a shame JFK Jr didn't have kids to see what they would have looked like.

Wow... He does look like his late Uncle John... very handsome. Good genes for the Kennedy men.

His sister needs a hairbrush.

r29=Madame Mertzola

ISHCANITSESFAM. IF.

So, what does he do for a living?

He seems like a sweet, probably gay, definitely dorky guy in Law School. I wish him well and I'm a Republican.

Oh hunny, people like him don’t actually work like the plebes.

Jack at least turned out nice looking.

Caroline Kennedy got 100% of the brains of her parents and not one bit of their looks. Just the opposite of her brother

I wonder what the murdered baby would've looked like, had Jack not shook it to death?

WTF? R62