Everything Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Eats In a Day

The only thing she should eat is shit.

it looks like the stuff i flush down the toilet every day.

shes a shit eating moron who can barely keep a straight face while she tells those outlandish tall tales

Sarah prolly goes to the all-you-can-eat buffet and she pulls up a chair.

I look like her, but you guys are hilarious.

First, a light breakfast.

Don't forget a little protein for lunch!

Golden Corral fears whenever she comes near..

French fries make a delicious afternoon snack!

Light mid-morning snack.

Dinner's the time to tuck in!

Always save a little room for dessert!

And it's time for a little midnight snack in case those hunger cravings hit!

On busy days, she stays at her desk and orders in via Uber Eats or Waitr.

Where’s the pot roast? The white gravy?

I thought all she ate was Dump's ass and lies?

ME WANT COOKIE!!!

R4, I am sure you don't. The soul shows through; she has none.

Just fill the trough, promptly, and don't be stingy, baby!

It’s graxy, [R14].

Like a petting zoo ... where every animal got shot and draged to the BBQ grill.

What she eats when her brother is doing the cooking.

Dessert at the Huckabee house.

The Sysco truck is hilarious and quite appropriate!

I imagine lunch is like the buffet scene in Fargo.

It would look like Donald's asshol3. I thought we all knew that.

All the Huckabees are just big boned.

She’s a shit eating cunt

Looks like my daily meals.

Please. That bitch isn't eating a damn salad!