What does it mean when a guy doesn't answer your calls?

Maybe he's not that into you.

You were a one night stand. Move on.

This guy and I have never dated.

He doesn't like you.

It means he wants you to show up at his place of work, break things and be more persistent, silly!

OP = John, the Major/ Programme/ Book Resale Troll

First off, OP, get a hold of yourself. Find a hobby, relax, meditate. In the grand scheme of things it’s only a call.

However, not to Piss you off OP, I just got off the phone with him. He told me you smell like Dirty crotch. Shower, douche, rinse, repeat.

OP you could cross check all posts on DL and f&f people for no good reason. Pedo Acceptance Troll does that and he wants someone to keep him company.

I just don't see how he could have not gotten 5 (maybe 6) messages!

I was very polite in all of them...no swearing, etc., even though I was getting miffed.

R10 OP, now I advise a heavy tranquilizer. You appear overly needy. I love you. You are good enough!

OP, were you the one who started the 'I Have Crabs' thread earlier this week?

NO!

Someone must have told him something like that about me, though ! !

Harden the fuck up OP.

OP, was that you? OP are you having a nervous breakdown. Count backwards from 1,000... go

OP, available for your in-depth reading and analyzing, please seek treatment.

He never hears his phone ring. He always forgets to turn off vibrate and turn on ring.

R17 now you are creating excuses for this man.

Isn't there a forum for 14-year-old girls where you could ask this question?

I really hope R10 is not the OP. The post is pretty amusing, but if it was from the OP, it’s amusing in a very different way. (So pathetic, it’s funny. Yikes.)

R13 What Do you have to hide, OP?

Maybe I should leave a message explaining I'm not mad he hasn't called back?

He might not be calling because he thinks he screwed up.

OP is a troll.

Bye, Felicia.

He died, self-centered bitch OP. He was saving a puppy from drowning in a river, he was able to safely place it on the bank before being swept away. His mother is racked with grief - if you can stop thinking about yourself for a second you should go console her.

R24 wait... what if he tries calling his mother and she doesn’t answer. He will be really pushed too far.

Do you drunk dial OP? I had a habit of drunk dialing guys I was into (they all lived overseas) and would cry and cry when they didn't want me, news flash do you actually want them? I had every guy I liked at an arms length (living overseas) for a reason, so I wouldn't have to get too close with them. But oh how I loved them! Or so I thought and when I'd enevitbly get drunk I would call them, most of the time they would only answer briefly but that was obviously because they wanted to keep me as a booty call when they were in the country and not because they were actually wanting a relationship, but how I wished they did or atleast imagined I did at the time.

Maybe I should do some "23 and Me" test...or heredity thing. He might fear we're related.