Holy crap I can barely be in room with a hot short guy. Im so fucking attracted to them. There has got to be an app out there for gay guys that are into short men. I don’t mean changing the preferences on Scruff. Like a legit app. Ok and by short I mean 5’8 and under. 5’6 is ideal.
Short Guys
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 8, 2018 2:53 AM |
I see this short little hottie everyday. He rides a motorcycle to work, so he's got this nice, tight leather jacket that he wears. He's also got the perfect little ass. I just want to put him in a leg lock.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 24, 2018 4:56 AM |
I went to high school with this cute Italian guy who was maybe 5’7”. Gorgeous bubble bum.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 24, 2018 5:00 AM |
Same here, OP. Fucking LOVE guys who are shorter than me. Anywhere between 5'7 and 5'10 is ideal. I don't care how hot a guy is, if he's over 5'11 (my height), I'm just not interested.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 24, 2018 5:06 AM |
OP I am 5'6". And I have a big penis. And a big ass. Will you date me ;-) ?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 24, 2018 5:08 AM |
Short guys are hotter and more eco-friendly ( they consume less resources and leave a smaller carbon footprint)
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 24, 2018 5:10 AM |
I’ve always hated being short. I’m 5’8” and would give anything to be 6’.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 24, 2018 5:13 AM |
Your calling is in Scotland, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 24, 2018 5:13 AM |
Would you mind being audited?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 24, 2018 5:13 AM |
R7, I bet you're hotter than most guys who are 6'3".
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 24, 2018 5:48 AM |
Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 24, 2018 5:56 AM |
OP, how tall are you?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 24, 2018 5:58 AM |
Saw a short, muscular guy on the bus yesterday, sporting a T-shirt that said: "It is better to have loved a short than never to have loved a tall."
I wonder if he was advertising, or perhaps he'd lost a bet?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 24, 2018 6:10 AM |
I'm 6’1” and my husband is 5’6” ,
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 24, 2018 6:33 AM |
As a 6'8" gay man this confirms my suspicion that gay guys prefer short men. Women hit on me all the time, I can barely find any gays into guys as tall as me. Height has diminishing returns every inch above 6’3‘
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 24, 2018 6:38 AM |
Mmm, I like the little ones too. I think I developed a fetish for them because of Bud Bundy. I was going through puberty when that show was in its prime and I used to think he was so f'ing cute.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 24, 2018 6:44 AM |
5'8" is the perfect height, but it's no good if they make up for it with extra width.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 24, 2018 6:45 AM |
r15 i’m 6’1” – can i be your short guy?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 24, 2018 7:47 AM |
R18 - yes please! 6'1" is the ideal height I think
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 24, 2018 7:55 AM |
I need to know from the 6'8" guy if his penis is proportional to the rest of his body?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 24, 2018 7:58 AM |
Shorter bottoms are prettier and have nicer butts except the gaysians..
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 24, 2018 8:05 AM |
I'm 6'1" and have always had a thing for guys 5'6", 5'5", 5'4", 5'3", 5'2".. LOL - you get the point. Some of the sexiest men that I have ever fucked around with were barely over 5' tall. I am a top and that might change the percentiles when it comes to preferential attraction, but I have always wanted a handsome short man over a handsome tall one. I am not stupid - equal opportunity of course. But I do prefer the shorty any day..
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 24, 2018 8:07 AM |
I prefer shorter men for sex but could never date one (I'm 6'3" so I'd look ridiculous next to a shorty). That's my conundrum.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 24, 2018 8:16 AM |
Don't care about how the couple looks to others. Priotise how it feels when you have that little toy-man in your arms.
I'm short, but am delighted when I find someone shorter than me.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 24, 2018 8:50 AM |
[quote]There has got to be an app out there for gay guys that are into short men. I don’t mean changing the preferences on Scruff. Like a legit app.
Wow! From public bathrooms and parks to this. Progress!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 24, 2018 8:58 AM |
r20 i dated a guy from Texas who was 6’4” or 6’5” yet had an extremely small peen. i found the combination extremely hot because i knew the bruiser’s secret.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 24, 2018 11:53 AM |
I found myself arguing with God when that happened to me, R26. It's not like I'm a whore, but when I scored a tall guy I had certain expectations. Oh, and I still believe the guy's ex-wife decorated the house during the divorce.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 24, 2018 12:00 PM |
R23 Dumbest thing I've heard on DL this week.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 24, 2018 12:12 PM |
[QUOTE]Mmm, I like the little ones too. I think I developed a fetish for them because of Bud Bundy. I was going through puberty when that show was in its prime and I used to think he was so f'ing cute.
😂 Hilarious. I’m watching Married With Children on TBS as I read this and it’s one of those episodes after Bud started lifting weights and got hot.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 24, 2018 12:15 PM |
[quote] I can barely find any gays into guys as tall as me
You're supposed to be a top.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 24, 2018 12:21 PM |
Short guys feel the best. This is why they are so well liked.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 24, 2018 12:22 PM |
What about short guys who are tops? Grindr seems to be full of bottoms who refuse to bend over for anyone an inch shorter than them.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 24, 2018 12:25 PM |
I like taller guys around 5’10” to 6’2” with lean builds.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 24, 2018 12:28 PM |
It must suck being a tall bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 24, 2018 12:40 PM |
pretty much, r34
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 24, 2018 12:58 PM |
Short guys have nice asses a lot of the time. Tall guys, rarely. Very rarely.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 24, 2018 1:19 PM |
I always wished I was taller. I'm barely 5'5 and was always the smallest kid in school and literally looked like a little kid till I was about 16.
Being short would be better if I had a nice ass like R36 says, but I don't. Mine's totally skinny and I don't even have a big penis either, so opposite of R5.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 24, 2018 1:44 PM |
I've always liked shorter guys as well. My husband is just over 6' which is highly unusual for me. All his other features check all the boxes though, so it more than evens out. Still, what is it about shorter guys? They can be so hot.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 24, 2018 2:12 PM |
Op here.. fuck ya I knew I wasn’t the only one. Yesterday I saw one sitting in chipotle. He was about 5 ‘6. Absolutely fucking gorgeous and the cutest title ass I’ve ever seen. There’s absolutely no reason for short guys to feel inferior.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 24, 2018 2:18 PM |
R5 In a fucking second I would date you.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 24, 2018 2:20 PM |
Do you like dwarves as well OP?
5'8" to 5' is not short height, it is average for adult men.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 24, 2018 2:23 PM |
I've always been very into short muscle guys
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 24, 2018 2:26 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 24, 2018 2:29 PM |
I like wrestling with guys smaller then me. As they fight harder.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 24, 2018 2:31 PM |
One of my friends is about 6’2” and his husband is 5’6” and built like ALF. They look so odd together. Their pictures are always tilted with weird camera angles and the short one always puts his arms across the backs of everyone’s shoulders so they have to crouch down, I guess to minimize the difference,
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 24, 2018 2:33 PM |
Me too, soft spot for cocky well built short guys.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 24, 2018 2:39 PM |
5’8-5’11 and well proportioned is perfect for a bottom. Anything below 5’6 is pretty much midget territory especially those who have long torsos and short legs, I feel sorry for those suckers.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 24, 2018 3:07 PM |
[quote]I like wrestling with guys smaller then me.
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 24, 2018 3:20 PM |
I'm 5'8" and have noticed that really tall guys just love me. I assume it's because everyone is shorter than them so they don't differentiate as much.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 24, 2018 3:47 PM |
I love short men. Especially those who still have great leg/torso ratio (I love long legs). 5'6" - 5'8" is perfection.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 24, 2018 3:54 PM |
As a tall guy, I’ve always been envious of shorties because their proportions make them look so much better. That’s why most actors and porn stars are short - their proportions just make them look much better. At 6’4”, I tried to get a Chelsea queen body for years and failed. I just didn’t have the underlying body structure. So y ah - shorties are hot. But all in all, I’m glad to be tall.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 24, 2018 4:11 PM |
[quote]As a tall guy, I’ve always been envious of shorties
Wow. Irony. I guess the grass is always greener. I’m “average” height (5’10”), but would love to be 6’1-6’3”
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 24, 2018 5:30 PM |
Has anyone here ever been with a little person? Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 24, 2018 5:30 PM |
I love short guys who are confident without being cocky.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 24, 2018 5:38 PM |
Short guys fuck like they've got something to prove.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 24, 2018 6:16 PM |
R54 and R55 read like advertisements for the short gay men app that OP requested.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 24, 2018 6:27 PM |
What would you name that app, Pocket? Shrimp?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 24, 2018 6:37 PM |
You practically nailed it on the first try.
I would call it: Pocketbook.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 24, 2018 6:46 PM |
My 2 longterm bfs were 5’6” and 5’4” .....and hung! Surprise!!!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 24, 2018 6:52 PM |
I love shorter dudes.
And in almost every case where I dated or fucked around with a guy between 5'4 and 5'8', the dude was PACKING.
Whereas with a lot of taller men it was 50/50. At least fifty percent of the time it was like......oh, that's it?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 24, 2018 6:54 PM |
Asians are short, op. Love topping a small guy.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 24, 2018 6:55 PM |
Short guys can be hot if they're well-built and as long as they have no hangups about their height. With someone like Nicolas Sarkozy, you can tell he resents not having been born taller, and that makes him a lot less attractive (to me, anyway).
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 24, 2018 7:05 PM |
I’m 6’2” and have a buddy who is 6’4”, and while we’re both equal opportunity whores, we both love us some hot shorties! A handsome, athletic to myscular short guy (say 5’0” to 5’9”) will always make my knees weak; my buddy is much the same.
R5 - I echo what’s been said above, I’d date you.
R32 - 6’2” and a bottom here!
R34 - you’ve no idea! When you’re tall, hairy, with what I’ve been told is a nice beefy/jockish build, everyone expects you to top. My 6’4” buddy above, who is also a bottom, and I often bitch to each other about it lol
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 24, 2018 7:19 PM |
I just about blew my load today. This guy about 5’5 blonde crewcut and built walked in to fix the air conditioner in Starbucks. He had a little wigga swag going on. Who in their right fucking mind would make these guys feel inferior.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 24, 2018 8:05 PM |
He probably needs it rough. A guy like that, you’ve got to brutalize his hole.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 24, 2018 8:09 PM |
I'm 5'11 and like the contrast with both shorter and taller guys.
But one of the best fuck sessions I ever had with with a gorgeous guy who was 5'5". He had a whole Ryan Phillippe/Jude Law thing going on facially, wavy scruffy blond hair, and just hot as fuck in everything, in attitude, in sweetness......then he spoke and he had a deep, deep voice. Which egged me on when he was whispering in my ear as he was pounding me from behind.
He had me right there, but yes, he had a big dong too. Gave me one (actually, a few) of the best fucks I ever had, hands down.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 24, 2018 8:22 PM |
Why didn’t you marry him, R66?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 24, 2018 8:25 PM |
As a short-ish bottom, I love how I just fit perfectly inside the embrace of a taller top. So many guys I've met have made the same comment when I'm lying against them.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 24, 2018 8:25 PM |
If one is short and the other tall proportional 69’ing cannot be performed correctly.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 24, 2018 8:45 PM |
R67 I would have, in a second.
But you know the good ones are in demand......
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 24, 2018 8:46 PM |
I love little Mexican busboys. Adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 24, 2018 8:46 PM |
[quote]Who in their right fucking mind would make these guys feel inferior.
In my experience, themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 24, 2018 8:57 PM |
Short guys bring out a predatory instinct in me.
I know that I can take them. I can manhandle them and have my way with them and there's nothing they can do about it. I like to think of them as my toys.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 24, 2018 9:08 PM |
There are some real short guys at my gym and they are sexy as fuck! There is this one guy that is so handsome and built it defies belief. He's 5'5". I LOVE me some short guys. I'm 6'2". Then there are the super giants. There are many of those at my gym too. 6'6" 300. They are always chatting up the smaller dudes.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 24, 2018 9:32 PM |
R73: Seek help.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 24, 2018 9:35 PM |
Creepy, R73.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 25, 2018 3:03 AM |
Short beefy studs are my type
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 25, 2018 3:27 AM |
Jason Marsden in "White Squall" really pushed my buttons.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 25, 2018 5:14 AM |
My favorite shorty of all time: 80's Michael J. Fox
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 25, 2018 5:29 AM |
Shorter guys do tend to have the best asses. Taller tops tend to have the biggest cocks. It makes sense for them to get together. I think one of the true reasons gay men aren't usually monogamous is because the tall tops don't want to be seen next to the short bottoms, because they think it looks weird.
I'm 5'8 and I've never cared much for height. I remember a little 5'3 or 5'4 thing being the best kisser I've ever had in my life. Literally got me hard and dripping precum from kissing. Never happened before or since.
I had a raging, passionate 9 month affair with a guy who was 6'3 or 6'4 and he's still the best fuck of my life. Unbelievable. I wish I had a picture with him, but I think subconsciously, the height difference freaked him out.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 25, 2018 5:38 AM |
I'm 5'10" and my ex is 5'8". He's the sexiest man I know. He's a pocket Adonis. Short guys, please know that you have many admirers. I really only like shorties.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 25, 2018 5:59 AM |
Hotties
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 25, 2018 2:15 PM |
I don't get why a tall man would be insecure about standing next to a short one.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 25, 2018 3:15 PM |
Me neither
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 25, 2018 3:23 PM |
There' s nothing hotter than a 5'6 guy with a huge dick. The best is when they have small hands. I can't stand huge caveman hands with sausage fingers.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 25, 2018 4:36 PM |
[quote]One of my friends is about 6’2” and his husband is 5’6” and built like ALF. They look so odd together. Their pictures are always tilted with weird camera angles and the short one always puts his arms across the backs of everyone’s shoulders so they have to crouch down, I guess to minimize the difference,
Point proven! Take that, bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 25, 2018 4:54 PM |
I'm 6'7 and my last partner was 5'2, I'm a bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 25, 2018 4:56 PM |
AWKWARD!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 25, 2018 4:59 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 25, 2018 5:08 PM |
Shockingly, she has a hairy hole! ^
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 25, 2018 5:10 PM |
He’s yummy R92 and R93! Who is he?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 25, 2018 5:10 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 25, 2018 5:13 PM |
There's a shortish guy in my office building who is unbelievably handsome. I'm pretty sure he's gay.
I hyperventilate a bit whenever he's close.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 25, 2018 5:32 PM |
"Little men make me laugh." -- Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 25, 2018 5:37 PM |
What does “built like ALF” mean?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 25, 2018 5:48 PM |
R100, built like a little fuck?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 25, 2018 6:06 PM |
Anyone under 5 feet is called a "pocket watch pocket gay."
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 25, 2018 6:11 PM |
Oh, I thought he meant like Alf the alien guy from the TV show
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 25, 2018 6:11 PM |
I'm short (5'8) but adore even shorter guys. There's a gay guy at the gym who's a short hottie with a stunning body. Unfortunately, he's also a mega-slut, spending way too much time in the steam room.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 25, 2018 6:13 PM |
I did too R100.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 25, 2018 6:25 PM |
R104, but, but, but only old trolls go to the steamroom, especially for cruising. Only fat people go to the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 25, 2018 6:26 PM |
This thread is actually refreshing. As someone who's 5'8, I've never understood the obsession with height. It never even really enters my mind, as I've been with men shorter than me and taller than me and it's all been the same when you really get down to it. I've seen so many threads on how anything under 6' or 5'10 is considered super short and undesirable, yet, when you look at most major movie stars, they're not all that tall and it doesn't stop everyone from lusting after them. For me, give a beautiful face and smile, sparkling personality, and a hot ass or big dick and we're in business.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 25, 2018 7:02 PM |
5'7, gay fat, thick ass, kinda long legs. Hate it cuz it makes me look heavy.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 26, 2018 12:18 AM |
Gymnasts are all tiny teeny, all built like gods
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 26, 2018 3:52 AM |
R100 Actually I did mean his boyfriend was built like ALF, the alien puppet from the TV show. Picture ALF running across their living room...short, stout, and big ass....that’s him standing with his 6’2” boyfriend in pix..,pretty awkward and we all laugh at them....
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 26, 2018 4:00 AM |
Cute when young
After 40, Beverly Leslie
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 26, 2018 4:02 AM |
Yeah in terms of hot short guys, you can’t find a better concentration than gymnasts. They’re mostly all short and their bodies are all insane.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 26, 2018 4:04 AM |
I've always loved Raj Bhavsar. I was so happy when he was able to be on the Olympic team and get a bronze medal.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 26, 2018 4:08 AM |
I knew a guy who was 5'4" and a domineering top! He was cute, too, he looked a little bit like a young Michael J. Fox
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 26, 2018 4:14 AM |
r90, that sounds hot. I am fantasizing how he fucked your ass off and smacked your ass every now and again for good measure.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 26, 2018 4:42 AM |
R115, totally my type
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 26, 2018 4:43 AM |
Have any of you seen the show ‘the good witch’ ? The guy that plays Nick is about 5 ‘6 and he is so fucking hot I drool every time I watch the show.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 26, 2018 4:47 AM |
5'6 isn't that short, only three inches below average.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 26, 2018 4:51 AM |
r98 and look how she ended up.
womp womp.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 26, 2018 5:02 AM |
R118 According to google/his agent apparently he’s 1.78 or 5’10” but I think someone might be exaggerating slightly...
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 26, 2018 11:32 AM |
R63 You sound hot
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 26, 2018 11:42 AM |
I've always liked short guys. I met a guy on Grindr almost two yrs ago who is five feet tall and have been smitten with him ever since. Long story but he lives with me now. I'm six feet tall and could spoon w him all day if I had the time. He's not little and boyish, he's little and manly, and that's what attracts me to hm. And to top it off he has a deeper/sexier voice than I'll ever have. And he smells great.
OP there are short guy tumblrs for gays just do a search.
Just curious. With all of the praise for short guys here, how many short guys are reading this who'll say they struggle meeting a good guy due to their height and are generally shunned because of it?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 26, 2018 11:53 AM |
^Yes! I'm 5'3 and "gay fat" with long legs and a bubble butt. 99.8% of the guys who I am attracted to are not at all interested (I don't care about height, for what it's worth). The 0.2% who are interested are almost all significantly taller and ALL OVER me.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 26, 2018 3:17 PM |
What is gay fat? 😂
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 26, 2018 3:24 PM |
"Gay fat" means not technically overweight by health/BMI/etc standards and even considered "skinny" by straight people, but fairly flabby/soft/pudgy and thus considered "fat" by gays.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 26, 2018 3:39 PM |
R125, I’m short (5’6”) and it’s never been a problem. Like most gay guys, I’ve always prioritized a guy’s build over height, and it’s a lot easier for guys around my size to have great bodies than really tall ones.
None of the most chiseled guys at my gym are over 5’10”. They’re all Efrons, not Hemsworths.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 26, 2018 3:46 PM |
If he’s built, I like it
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 26, 2018 3:49 PM |
Shortest guy I fucked was 5'2". Made him my bitch boy.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 26, 2018 4:14 PM |
Shortest guy I fucked was 5 foot, little gymnast. Bottom extraordinary
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 26, 2018 5:55 PM |
If you build it (you're body) they will cum
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 26, 2018 6:23 PM |
R122 Oh that’s interesting I thought he was shorter I would still fuck the crap out of him
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 26, 2018 6:28 PM |
Thanks R123 / R32! No complaints (at least to my face) yet!
Bet you don’t any either ;-) Tho it was your signature in your first post that piqued my interest :-)
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 26, 2018 6:48 PM |
Do any of you think that certain cities have taller guys generally? I live in Minneapolis and I feel small compared to most men here, all the guys here are like 6 -6'2, even a lot of the women are my height or even taller. I wonder if I wouldn't seem as short in other areas??
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 27, 2018 12:06 AM |
I like to turn short guys into my fuck hole.
Carry on.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 27, 2018 12:17 AM |
I love making short studs proud when they fuck me
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 27, 2018 3:59 AM |
R136 move to a city full of gaysians and you will feel tall.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 27, 2018 8:54 AM |
R140 - GOD, I love Oscar Isaac so damn much!!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 27, 2018 9:07 AM |
I'll have Tom Hardy, cos he's my height.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 27, 2018 9:10 AM |
If I have a physical “type,” it’s short guys. Their bodies are usually perfectly proportioned. But many shorter people, men and women, do have the classic Napoleon complex that makes them unlikable.
I will say, though (threw that in for the fellow Meghan McCain haters), that I went to the Netherlands last year, knowing that they have the tallest average height in the world. They do. Gorgeous blond giants with great hair abound, seemingly oblivious to how exceptional they are. But I felt like an alienated little person (I’m 5’11”) among them and it wasn’t a good feeling.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 27, 2018 10:49 AM |
I’m 6’2” and lived in the Netherlands for a decade and my height was nothing but ordinary
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 27, 2018 3:05 PM |
I'm 6'8" and was in a train station in Copenhagen. In an hour I must have seen five guys my height or TALLER. I get gawked at in North America but in Denmark I was invisible.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 27, 2018 3:20 PM |
I always thought the guy who played the pocket gay on Will & Grace was incredibly fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 27, 2018 5:23 PM |
[quote]I always thought the guy who played the pocket gay on Will & Grace was incredibly fuckable.
Jesus! For a minute I thought you meant this guy.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 27, 2018 5:26 PM |
Delight
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 27, 2018 5:28 PM |
Im a bottom. My first bf was 6’2”. Ripped but not hung. My new bf is 5’4”. Hung and thickkkkkkk. I win.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 27, 2018 6:13 PM |
[quote]I always thought the guy who played the pocket gay on Will & Grace was incredibly fuckable.
That was Jason Marsden. If you really want to see him at his hottest, check him out in "White Squall".
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 27, 2018 6:48 PM |
^^^Will do!^^^
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 27, 2018 7:04 PM |
i know both of these hotties and the taller one can't be more than 5'4" the shorter one is so built, and super short
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 1, 2018 3:25 PM |
"I'm 6'8"."
R15, forget the 6'. Tell us about the 8".
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 1, 2018 3:36 PM |
Jesus, the man on the right in R153's photo is hot! The guy on the left? B_L_E_E_E_C_C_H.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 1, 2018 3:39 PM |
My 5 ft 8 inch dream boat. Oh the things I'd do and have done to me!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 1, 2018 3:40 PM |
Well there's no accounting for taste.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 1, 2018 3:46 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 1, 2018 3:58 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 1, 2018 3:59 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 1, 2018 4:00 PM |
He’s super cute
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 1, 2018 4:12 PM |
My boyfriend is 5'6 (I'm 5'11) and he has the most amazing bubble butt (one of the first things I noticed when we first met). We joke that he ass grew out horizontally rather than his legs growing vertically.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 1, 2018 8:25 PM |
May I fuck him?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 2, 2018 12:09 AM |
R137 let's be friends.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 2, 2018 12:12 AM |
"I like to turn them..."
R137, once you turn them into your fuck hole, what do they do to it?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | August 2, 2018 12:17 AM |
Indeed, but the tats....
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 2, 2018 12:25 AM |
I have a 9" cock and when i visit the Congo everyone think's i'm average sized.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 2, 2018 12:28 AM |
Im really only attracted to shorter guys.........Im 6 3..........but under 5 5 is a turnoff. My ideal is shorter........vshape........ almost no body hair. wearing a baseball cap on backwards, short hair on top. perfection
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 2, 2018 2:31 AM |
I love built, Short, cocky tops
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 2, 2018 2:19 PM |
I hooked up once when I was young (20ish) with a guy who turned out to be VERY short. I would guess he was about 5’2 or 5’3, and I’m 5’11. It took me aback, but he was gorgeous. Then he sat down and whipped it out. It was one of the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen. I’m not a size queen, and I knew all I would do with it is suck it, and I was excited to do that. He kept telling me to deep throat him and I did my best. He was very aggressive with the thrusting. And then, oops, off went the gag reflect and I vomited in his lap. (Surprise! He asked me to leave!)
So that was a memorable encounter. One of a kind. Although in my experience, every short guy and every redhead I’ve ever been with had unusually large, fat dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 3, 2018 10:30 AM |
Big-cocked aggressive thrusters deserve to be vomited on.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 3, 2018 10:40 AM |
[quote] Short guys are hotter and more eco-friendly ( they consume less resources and leave a smaller carbon footprint)
Methane-laced manure, R6 By way of compensation, short guys tend to partake in activities and run around in conveyances that are far from eco-friendly. Ex. My shortie cousin with the big RAM pickup who is a big game hunter, vs. myself, the 75"-tall audio/computer hobbyist who drives a Forester.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 3, 2018 10:56 AM |
True R174, the Napoleon complex is very real. Short men and women I’ve known have bolder personalities, often are combative, and I really have known a strange number who drive muscle cars or gas-guzzling trucks. So weird.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 3, 2018 10:59 AM |
Confession, R175. I love trad. 'merkin trucks, especially 3/4 ton or greater Fords, and drove the last one for twenty years until I sold it to a rancher in Montana. She'll be like an old horse in retirement, which pleases me enormously (like most tinkerers, I tend to anthropomorphize machinery :-)
The 'Ru suits my life as it is now, and I love the eccentricities of the marque. No wonder my friends are birds and rabbits. Hehe.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | August 3, 2018 11:28 AM |
Are you a lesbian r176?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 3, 2018 12:38 PM |
As a short guy I also prefer short men, sorry tallies.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 3, 2018 12:51 PM |
No short guys prefer short men.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 3, 2018 1:28 PM |
R179 so not true
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 3, 2018 2:06 PM |
I’d love to steal r178’s short stud muffin from him
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 3, 2018 3:01 PM |
Yes I’m a whore and I’m always impressed by how hung short guys can be
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 3, 2018 4:06 PM |
they screw like it's no tomorrow
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 3, 2018 4:15 PM |
[Quote]they screw like it's no tomorrow
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 3, 2018 5:22 PM |
But, R174, he's also a hunter. They're all shits, short or tall.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 3, 2018 5:56 PM |
I like shorties built like a fireplug.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 3, 2018 9:42 PM |
Short guys are ideal. They don't take up too much room, you don't have to feed them as much and if they're bad then put them in their crate.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 3, 2018 10:14 PM |
R186, fire plugs are the best
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 3, 2018 11:32 PM |
Tall gays love the shorties
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 4, 2018 4:43 AM |
Pics in R191 / R192 look like photoshop “fantasy morphs” to me... (like ridiculously large peen pics, crazy huge biceps etc). Dunno.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | August 4, 2018 5:26 AM |
they get all the fun
by Anonymous | reply 195 | August 4, 2018 4:33 PM |
R192, if Lefty there hadn't smoked, he wouldn't have stunted his growth.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 5, 2018 7:02 AM |
R15, I'd love to see what's in your underwear at 6'8 ;)
by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 5, 2018 7:17 AM |
Bozeman MT has a surprising number of hot to death short guys
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 7, 2018 11:58 PM |
I’ll book my ticket now
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 8, 2018 12:56 AM |