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Short Guys

Holy crap I can barely be in room with a hot short guy. Im so fucking attracted to them. There has got to be an app out there for gay guys that are into short men. I don’t mean changing the preferences on Scruff. Like a legit app. Ok and by short I mean 5’8 and under. 5’6 is ideal.

by Anonymousreply 200August 8, 2018 2:53 AM

I see this short little hottie everyday. He rides a motorcycle to work, so he's got this nice, tight leather jacket that he wears. He's also got the perfect little ass. I just want to put him in a leg lock.

by Anonymousreply 1July 24, 2018 4:56 AM

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by Anonymousreply 2July 24, 2018 4:57 AM

I went to high school with this cute Italian guy who was maybe 5’7”. Gorgeous bubble bum.

by Anonymousreply 3July 24, 2018 5:00 AM

Same here, OP. Fucking LOVE guys who are shorter than me. Anywhere between 5'7 and 5'10 is ideal. I don't care how hot a guy is, if he's over 5'11 (my height), I'm just not interested.

by Anonymousreply 4July 24, 2018 5:06 AM

OP I am 5'6". And I have a big penis. And a big ass. Will you date me ;-) ?

by Anonymousreply 5July 24, 2018 5:08 AM

Short guys are hotter and more eco-friendly ( they consume less resources and leave a smaller carbon footprint)

by Anonymousreply 6July 24, 2018 5:10 AM

I’ve always hated being short. I’m 5’8” and would give anything to be 6’.

by Anonymousreply 7July 24, 2018 5:13 AM

Your calling is in Scotland, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8July 24, 2018 5:13 AM

Would you mind being audited?

by Anonymousreply 9July 24, 2018 5:13 AM

R7, I bet you're hotter than most guys who are 6'3".

by Anonymousreply 10July 24, 2018 5:48 AM

Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet

by Anonymousreply 11July 24, 2018 5:56 AM

OP, how tall are you?

by Anonymousreply 12July 24, 2018 5:58 AM

Saw a short, muscular guy on the bus yesterday, sporting a T-shirt that said: "It is better to have loved a short than never to have loved a tall."

I wonder if he was advertising, or perhaps he'd lost a bet?

by Anonymousreply 13July 24, 2018 6:10 AM

I'm 6’1” and my husband is 5’6” ,

by Anonymousreply 14July 24, 2018 6:33 AM

As a 6'8" gay man this confirms my suspicion that gay guys prefer short men. Women hit on me all the time, I can barely find any gays into guys as tall as me. Height has diminishing returns every inch above 6’3‘

by Anonymousreply 15July 24, 2018 6:38 AM

Mmm, I like the little ones too. I think I developed a fetish for them because of Bud Bundy. I was going through puberty when that show was in its prime and I used to think he was so f'ing cute.

by Anonymousreply 16July 24, 2018 6:44 AM

5'8" is the perfect height, but it's no good if they make up for it with extra width.

by Anonymousreply 17July 24, 2018 6:45 AM

r15 i’m 6’1” – can i be your short guy?

by Anonymousreply 18July 24, 2018 7:47 AM

R18 - yes please! 6'1" is the ideal height I think

by Anonymousreply 19July 24, 2018 7:55 AM

I need to know from the 6'8" guy if his penis is proportional to the rest of his body?

by Anonymousreply 20July 24, 2018 7:58 AM

Shorter bottoms are prettier and have nicer butts except the gaysians..

by Anonymousreply 21July 24, 2018 8:05 AM

I'm 6'1" and have always had a thing for guys 5'6", 5'5", 5'4", 5'3", 5'2".. LOL - you get the point. Some of the sexiest men that I have ever fucked around with were barely over 5' tall. I am a top and that might change the percentiles when it comes to preferential attraction, but I have always wanted a handsome short man over a handsome tall one. I am not stupid - equal opportunity of course. But I do prefer the shorty any day..

by Anonymousreply 22July 24, 2018 8:07 AM

I prefer shorter men for sex but could never date one (I'm 6'3" so I'd look ridiculous next to a shorty). That's my conundrum.

by Anonymousreply 23July 24, 2018 8:16 AM

Don't care about how the couple looks to others. Priotise how it feels when you have that little toy-man in your arms.

I'm short, but am delighted when I find someone shorter than me.

by Anonymousreply 24July 24, 2018 8:50 AM

[quote]There has got to be an app out there for gay guys that are into short men. I don’t mean changing the preferences on Scruff. Like a legit app.

Wow! From public bathrooms and parks to this. Progress!

by Anonymousreply 25July 24, 2018 8:58 AM

r20 i dated a guy from Texas who was 6’4” or 6’5” yet had an extremely small peen. i found the combination extremely hot because i knew the bruiser’s secret.

by Anonymousreply 26July 24, 2018 11:53 AM

I found myself arguing with God when that happened to me, R26. It's not like I'm a whore, but when I scored a tall guy I had certain expectations. Oh, and I still believe the guy's ex-wife decorated the house during the divorce.

by Anonymousreply 27July 24, 2018 12:00 PM

R23 Dumbest thing I've heard on DL this week.

by Anonymousreply 28July 24, 2018 12:12 PM

[QUOTE]Mmm, I like the little ones too. I think I developed a fetish for them because of Bud Bundy. I was going through puberty when that show was in its prime and I used to think he was so f'ing cute.

😂 Hilarious. I’m watching Married With Children on TBS as I read this and it’s one of those episodes after Bud started lifting weights and got hot.

by Anonymousreply 29July 24, 2018 12:15 PM

[quote] I can barely find any gays into guys as tall as me

You're supposed to be a top.

by Anonymousreply 30July 24, 2018 12:21 PM

Short guys feel the best. This is why they are so well liked.

by Anonymousreply 31July 24, 2018 12:22 PM

What about short guys who are tops? Grindr seems to be full of bottoms who refuse to bend over for anyone an inch shorter than them.

by Anonymousreply 32July 24, 2018 12:25 PM

I like taller guys around 5’10” to 6’2” with lean builds.

by Anonymousreply 33July 24, 2018 12:28 PM

It must suck being a tall bottom.

by Anonymousreply 34July 24, 2018 12:40 PM

pretty much, r34

by Anonymousreply 35July 24, 2018 12:58 PM

Short guys have nice asses a lot of the time. Tall guys, rarely. Very rarely.

by Anonymousreply 36July 24, 2018 1:19 PM

I always wished I was taller. I'm barely 5'5 and was always the smallest kid in school and literally looked like a little kid till I was about 16.

Being short would be better if I had a nice ass like R36 says, but I don't. Mine's totally skinny and I don't even have a big penis either, so opposite of R5.

by Anonymousreply 37July 24, 2018 1:44 PM

I've always liked shorter guys as well. My husband is just over 6' which is highly unusual for me. All his other features check all the boxes though, so it more than evens out. Still, what is it about shorter guys? They can be so hot.

by Anonymousreply 38July 24, 2018 2:12 PM

Op here.. fuck ya I knew I wasn’t the only one. Yesterday I saw one sitting in chipotle. He was about 5 ‘6. Absolutely fucking gorgeous and the cutest title ass I’ve ever seen. There’s absolutely no reason for short guys to feel inferior.

by Anonymousreply 39July 24, 2018 2:18 PM

R5 In a fucking second I would date you.

by Anonymousreply 40July 24, 2018 2:20 PM

Do you like dwarves as well OP?

5'8" to 5' is not short height, it is average for adult men.

by Anonymousreply 41July 24, 2018 2:23 PM

I've always been very into short muscle guys

by Anonymousreply 42July 24, 2018 2:26 PM
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by Anonymousreply 43July 24, 2018 2:29 PM

I like wrestling with guys smaller then me. As they fight harder.

by Anonymousreply 44July 24, 2018 2:31 PM

One of my friends is about 6’2” and his husband is 5’6” and built like ALF. They look so odd together. Their pictures are always tilted with weird camera angles and the short one always puts his arms across the backs of everyone’s shoulders so they have to crouch down, I guess to minimize the difference,

by Anonymousreply 45July 24, 2018 2:33 PM

Me too, soft spot for cocky well built short guys.

by Anonymousreply 46July 24, 2018 2:39 PM

5’8-5’11 and well proportioned is perfect for a bottom. Anything below 5’6 is pretty much midget territory especially those who have long torsos and short legs, I feel sorry for those suckers.

by Anonymousreply 47July 24, 2018 3:07 PM

[quote]I like wrestling with guys smaller then me.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 48July 24, 2018 3:20 PM

I'm 5'8" and have noticed that really tall guys just love me. I assume it's because everyone is shorter than them so they don't differentiate as much.

by Anonymousreply 49July 24, 2018 3:47 PM

I love short men. Especially those who still have great leg/torso ratio (I love long legs). 5'6" - 5'8" is perfection.

by Anonymousreply 50July 24, 2018 3:54 PM

As a tall guy, I’ve always been envious of shorties because their proportions make them look so much better. That’s why most actors and porn stars are short - their proportions just make them look much better. At 6’4”, I tried to get a Chelsea queen body for years and failed. I just didn’t have the underlying body structure. So y ah - shorties are hot. But all in all, I’m glad to be tall.

by Anonymousreply 51July 24, 2018 4:11 PM

[quote]As a tall guy, I’ve always been envious of shorties

Wow. Irony. I guess the grass is always greener. I’m “average” height (5’10”), but would love to be 6’1-6’3”

by Anonymousreply 52July 24, 2018 5:30 PM

Has anyone here ever been with a little person? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 53July 24, 2018 5:30 PM

I love short guys who are confident without being cocky.

by Anonymousreply 54July 24, 2018 5:38 PM

Short guys fuck like they've got something to prove.

by Anonymousreply 55July 24, 2018 6:16 PM

R54 and R55 read like advertisements for the short gay men app that OP requested.

by Anonymousreply 56July 24, 2018 6:27 PM

What would you name that app, Pocket? Shrimp?

by Anonymousreply 57July 24, 2018 6:37 PM

You practically nailed it on the first try.

I would call it: Pocketbook.

by Anonymousreply 58July 24, 2018 6:46 PM

My 2 longterm bfs were 5’6” and 5’4” .....and hung! Surprise!!!

by Anonymousreply 59July 24, 2018 6:52 PM

I love shorter dudes.

And in almost every case where I dated or fucked around with a guy between 5'4 and 5'8', the dude was PACKING.

Whereas with a lot of taller men it was 50/50. At least fifty percent of the time it was like......oh, that's it?

by Anonymousreply 60July 24, 2018 6:54 PM

Asians are short, op. Love topping a small guy.

by Anonymousreply 61July 24, 2018 6:55 PM

Short guys can be hot if they're well-built and as long as they have no hangups about their height. With someone like Nicolas Sarkozy, you can tell he resents not having been born taller, and that makes him a lot less attractive (to me, anyway).

by Anonymousreply 62July 24, 2018 7:05 PM

I’m 6’2” and have a buddy who is 6’4”, and while we’re both equal opportunity whores, we both love us some hot shorties! A handsome, athletic to myscular short guy (say 5’0” to 5’9”) will always make my knees weak; my buddy is much the same.

R5 - I echo what’s been said above, I’d date you.

R32 - 6’2” and a bottom here!

R34 - you’ve no idea! When you’re tall, hairy, with what I’ve been told is a nice beefy/jockish build, everyone expects you to top. My 6’4” buddy above, who is also a bottom, and I often bitch to each other about it lol

by Anonymousreply 63July 24, 2018 7:19 PM

I just about blew my load today. This guy about 5’5 blonde crewcut and built walked in to fix the air conditioner in Starbucks. He had a little wigga swag going on. Who in their right fucking mind would make these guys feel inferior.

by Anonymousreply 64July 24, 2018 8:05 PM

He probably needs it rough. A guy like that, you’ve got to brutalize his hole.

by Anonymousreply 65July 24, 2018 8:09 PM

I'm 5'11 and like the contrast with both shorter and taller guys.

But one of the best fuck sessions I ever had with with a gorgeous guy who was 5'5". He had a whole Ryan Phillippe/Jude Law thing going on facially, wavy scruffy blond hair, and just hot as fuck in everything, in attitude, in sweetness......then he spoke and he had a deep, deep voice. Which egged me on when he was whispering in my ear as he was pounding me from behind.

He had me right there, but yes, he had a big dong too. Gave me one (actually, a few) of the best fucks I ever had, hands down.

by Anonymousreply 66July 24, 2018 8:22 PM

Why didn’t you marry him, R66?

by Anonymousreply 67July 24, 2018 8:25 PM

As a short-ish bottom, I love how I just fit perfectly inside the embrace of a taller top. So many guys I've met have made the same comment when I'm lying against them.

by Anonymousreply 68July 24, 2018 8:25 PM

If one is short and the other tall proportional 69’ing cannot be performed correctly.

by Anonymousreply 69July 24, 2018 8:45 PM

R67 I would have, in a second.

But you know the good ones are in demand......

by Anonymousreply 70July 24, 2018 8:46 PM

I love little Mexican busboys. Adorable.

by Anonymousreply 71July 24, 2018 8:46 PM

[quote]Who in their right fucking mind would make these guys feel inferior.

In my experience, themselves.

by Anonymousreply 72July 24, 2018 8:57 PM

Short guys bring out a predatory instinct in me.

I know that I can take them. I can manhandle them and have my way with them and there's nothing they can do about it. I like to think of them as my toys.

by Anonymousreply 73July 24, 2018 9:08 PM

There are some real short guys at my gym and they are sexy as fuck! There is this one guy that is so handsome and built it defies belief. He's 5'5". I LOVE me some short guys. I'm 6'2". Then there are the super giants. There are many of those at my gym too. 6'6" 300. They are always chatting up the smaller dudes.

by Anonymousreply 74July 24, 2018 9:32 PM

R73: Seek help.

by Anonymousreply 75July 24, 2018 9:35 PM

Creepy, R73.

by Anonymousreply 76July 25, 2018 3:03 AM

Short beefy studs are my type

by Anonymousreply 77July 25, 2018 3:27 AM

Jason Marsden in "White Squall" really pushed my buttons.

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by Anonymousreply 78July 25, 2018 5:14 AM

My favorite shorty of all time: 80's Michael J. Fox

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by Anonymousreply 79July 25, 2018 5:29 AM

And the incomparable Mr. Billy Warlock

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by Anonymousreply 80July 25, 2018 5:32 AM

Shorter guys do tend to have the best asses. Taller tops tend to have the biggest cocks. It makes sense for them to get together. I think one of the true reasons gay men aren't usually monogamous is because the tall tops don't want to be seen next to the short bottoms, because they think it looks weird.

I'm 5'8 and I've never cared much for height. I remember a little 5'3 or 5'4 thing being the best kisser I've ever had in my life. Literally got me hard and dripping precum from kissing. Never happened before or since.

I had a raging, passionate 9 month affair with a guy who was 6'3 or 6'4 and he's still the best fuck of my life. Unbelievable. I wish I had a picture with him, but I think subconsciously, the height difference freaked him out.

by Anonymousreply 81July 25, 2018 5:38 AM

I'm 5'10" and my ex is 5'8". He's the sexiest man I know. He's a pocket Adonis. Short guys, please know that you have many admirers. I really only like shorties.

by Anonymousreply 82July 25, 2018 5:59 AM

You rang?

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by Anonymousreply 83July 25, 2018 6:27 AM

Op’s dream man

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by Anonymousreply 84July 25, 2018 6:56 AM

Hotties

by Anonymousreply 85July 25, 2018 2:15 PM

I don't get why a tall man would be insecure about standing next to a short one.

by Anonymousreply 86July 25, 2018 3:15 PM

Me neither

by Anonymousreply 87July 25, 2018 3:23 PM

There' s nothing hotter than a 5'6 guy with a huge dick. The best is when they have small hands. I can't stand huge caveman hands with sausage fingers.

by Anonymousreply 88July 25, 2018 4:36 PM

[quote]One of my friends is about 6’2” and his husband is 5’6” and built like ALF. They look so odd together. Their pictures are always tilted with weird camera angles and the short one always puts his arms across the backs of everyone’s shoulders so they have to crouch down, I guess to minimize the difference,

Point proven! Take that, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 89July 25, 2018 4:54 PM

I'm 6'7 and my last partner was 5'2, I'm a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 90July 25, 2018 4:56 PM

AWKWARD!

by Anonymousreply 91July 25, 2018 4:59 PM

Look at this cute little munchkin.

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by Anonymousreply 92July 25, 2018 5:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 93July 25, 2018 5:08 PM

Shockingly, she has a hairy hole! ^

by Anonymousreply 94July 25, 2018 5:10 PM

He’s yummy R92 and R93! Who is he?

by Anonymousreply 95July 25, 2018 5:10 PM
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by Anonymousreply 96July 25, 2018 5:13 PM

There's a shortish guy in my office building who is unbelievably handsome. I'm pretty sure he's gay.

I hyperventilate a bit whenever he's close.

by Anonymousreply 97July 25, 2018 5:32 PM

"Little men make me laugh." -- Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

by Anonymousreply 98July 25, 2018 5:37 PM

Yang Hak Seon, 5’3

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by Anonymousreply 99July 25, 2018 5:40 PM

What does “built like ALF” mean?

by Anonymousreply 100July 25, 2018 5:48 PM

R100, built like a little fuck?

by Anonymousreply 101July 25, 2018 6:06 PM

Anyone under 5 feet is called a "pocket watch pocket gay."

by Anonymousreply 102July 25, 2018 6:11 PM

Oh, I thought he meant like Alf the alien guy from the TV show

by Anonymousreply 103July 25, 2018 6:11 PM

I'm short (5'8) but adore even shorter guys. There's a gay guy at the gym who's a short hottie with a stunning body. Unfortunately, he's also a mega-slut, spending way too much time in the steam room.

by Anonymousreply 104July 25, 2018 6:13 PM

I did too R100.

by Anonymousreply 105July 25, 2018 6:25 PM

R104, but, but, but only old trolls go to the steamroom, especially for cruising. Only fat people go to the gym.

by Anonymousreply 106July 25, 2018 6:26 PM

This thread is actually refreshing. As someone who's 5'8, I've never understood the obsession with height. It never even really enters my mind, as I've been with men shorter than me and taller than me and it's all been the same when you really get down to it. I've seen so many threads on how anything under 6' or 5'10 is considered super short and undesirable, yet, when you look at most major movie stars, they're not all that tall and it doesn't stop everyone from lusting after them. For me, give a beautiful face and smile, sparkling personality, and a hot ass or big dick and we're in business.

by Anonymousreply 107July 25, 2018 7:02 PM

5'7, gay fat, thick ass, kinda long legs. Hate it cuz it makes me look heavy.

by Anonymousreply 108July 26, 2018 12:18 AM

Gymnasts are all tiny teeny, all built like gods

by Anonymousreply 109July 26, 2018 3:52 AM

R100 Actually I did mean his boyfriend was built like ALF, the alien puppet from the TV show. Picture ALF running across their living room...short, stout, and big ass....that’s him standing with his 6’2” boyfriend in pix..,pretty awkward and we all laugh at them....

by Anonymousreply 110July 26, 2018 4:00 AM

Cute when young

After 40, Beverly Leslie

by Anonymousreply 111July 26, 2018 4:02 AM

Yeah in terms of hot short guys, you can’t find a better concentration than gymnasts. They’re mostly all short and their bodies are all insane.

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by Anonymousreply 112July 26, 2018 4:04 AM

I've always loved Raj Bhavsar. I was so happy when he was able to be on the Olympic team and get a bronze medal.

by Anonymousreply 113July 26, 2018 4:08 AM

I knew a guy who was 5'4" and a domineering top! He was cute, too, he looked a little bit like a young Michael J. Fox

by Anonymousreply 114July 26, 2018 4:14 AM

he's 5'6"

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by Anonymousreply 115July 26, 2018 4:31 AM

r90, that sounds hot. I am fantasizing how he fucked your ass off and smacked your ass every now and again for good measure.

by Anonymousreply 116July 26, 2018 4:42 AM

R115, totally my type

by Anonymousreply 117July 26, 2018 4:43 AM

Have any of you seen the show ‘the good witch’ ? The guy that plays Nick is about 5 ‘6 and he is so fucking hot I drool every time I watch the show.

by Anonymousreply 118July 26, 2018 4:47 AM

5'6 isn't that short, only three inches below average.

by Anonymousreply 119July 26, 2018 4:51 AM

r98 and look how she ended up.

womp womp.

by Anonymousreply 120July 26, 2018 5:02 AM

David

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by Anonymousreply 121July 26, 2018 11:16 AM

R118 According to google/his agent apparently he’s 1.78 or 5’10” but I think someone might be exaggerating slightly...

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by Anonymousreply 122July 26, 2018 11:32 AM

R63 You sound hot

by Anonymousreply 123July 26, 2018 11:42 AM

Hot🔥

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by Anonymousreply 124July 26, 2018 11:53 AM

I've always liked short guys. I met a guy on Grindr almost two yrs ago who is five feet tall and have been smitten with him ever since. Long story but he lives with me now. I'm six feet tall and could spoon w him all day if I had the time. He's not little and boyish, he's little and manly, and that's what attracts me to hm. And to top it off he has a deeper/sexier voice than I'll ever have. And he smells great.

OP there are short guy tumblrs for gays just do a search.

Just curious. With all of the praise for short guys here, how many short guys are reading this who'll say they struggle meeting a good guy due to their height and are generally shunned because of it?

by Anonymousreply 125July 26, 2018 11:53 AM

^Yes! I'm 5'3 and "gay fat" with long legs and a bubble butt. 99.8% of the guys who I am attracted to are not at all interested (I don't care about height, for what it's worth). The 0.2% who are interested are almost all significantly taller and ALL OVER me.

by Anonymousreply 126July 26, 2018 3:17 PM

What is gay fat? 😂

by Anonymousreply 127July 26, 2018 3:24 PM

"Gay fat" means not technically overweight by health/BMI/etc standards and even considered "skinny" by straight people, but fairly flabby/soft/pudgy and thus considered "fat" by gays.

by Anonymousreply 128July 26, 2018 3:39 PM

R125, I’m short (5’6”) and it’s never been a problem. Like most gay guys, I’ve always prioritized a guy’s build over height, and it’s a lot easier for guys around my size to have great bodies than really tall ones.

None of the most chiseled guys at my gym are over 5’10”. They’re all Efrons, not Hemsworths.

by Anonymousreply 129July 26, 2018 3:46 PM

If he’s built, I like it

by Anonymousreply 130July 26, 2018 3:49 PM

Shortest guy I fucked was 5'2". Made him my bitch boy.

by Anonymousreply 131July 26, 2018 4:14 PM

Shortest guy I fucked was 5 foot, little gymnast. Bottom extraordinary

by Anonymousreply 132July 26, 2018 5:55 PM

If you build it (you're body) they will cum

by Anonymousreply 133July 26, 2018 6:23 PM

R122 Oh that’s interesting I thought he was shorter I would still fuck the crap out of him

by Anonymousreply 134July 26, 2018 6:28 PM

Thanks R123 / R32! No complaints (at least to my face) yet!

Bet you don’t any either ;-) Tho it was your signature in your first post that piqued my interest :-)

by Anonymousreply 135July 26, 2018 6:48 PM

Do any of you think that certain cities have taller guys generally? I live in Minneapolis and I feel small compared to most men here, all the guys here are like 6 -6'2, even a lot of the women are my height or even taller. I wonder if I wouldn't seem as short in other areas??

by Anonymousreply 136July 27, 2018 12:06 AM

I like to turn short guys into my fuck hole.

Carry on.

by Anonymousreply 137July 27, 2018 12:17 AM

I love making short studs proud when they fuck me

by Anonymousreply 138July 27, 2018 3:59 AM

5'5"

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by Anonymousreply 139July 27, 2018 8:45 AM

interesting.

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by Anonymousreply 140July 27, 2018 8:48 AM

R136 move to a city full of gaysians and you will feel tall.

by Anonymousreply 141July 27, 2018 8:54 AM

R140 - GOD, I love Oscar Isaac so damn much!!

by Anonymousreply 142July 27, 2018 9:07 AM

I'll have Tom Hardy, cos he's my height.

by Anonymousreply 143July 27, 2018 9:10 AM

If I have a physical “type,” it’s short guys. Their bodies are usually perfectly proportioned. But many shorter people, men and women, do have the classic Napoleon complex that makes them unlikable.

I will say, though (threw that in for the fellow Meghan McCain haters), that I went to the Netherlands last year, knowing that they have the tallest average height in the world. They do. Gorgeous blond giants with great hair abound, seemingly oblivious to how exceptional they are. But I felt like an alienated little person (I’m 5’11”) among them and it wasn’t a good feeling.

by Anonymousreply 144July 27, 2018 10:49 AM

I’m 6’2” and lived in the Netherlands for a decade and my height was nothing but ordinary

by Anonymousreply 145July 27, 2018 3:05 PM

I'm 6'8" and was in a train station in Copenhagen. In an hour I must have seen five guys my height or TALLER. I get gawked at in North America but in Denmark I was invisible.

by Anonymousreply 146July 27, 2018 3:20 PM

I always thought the guy who played the pocket gay on Will & Grace was incredibly fuckable.

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by Anonymousreply 147July 27, 2018 5:23 PM

[quote]I always thought the guy who played the pocket gay on Will & Grace was incredibly fuckable.

Jesus! For a minute I thought you meant this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 148July 27, 2018 5:26 PM

Delight

by Anonymousreply 149July 27, 2018 5:28 PM

Im a bottom. My first bf was 6’2”. Ripped but not hung. My new bf is 5’4”. Hung and thickkkkkkk. I win.

by Anonymousreply 150July 27, 2018 6:13 PM

[quote]I always thought the guy who played the pocket gay on Will & Grace was incredibly fuckable.

That was Jason Marsden. If you really want to see him at his hottest, check him out in "White Squall".

by Anonymousreply 151July 27, 2018 6:48 PM

^^^Will do!^^^

by Anonymousreply 152July 27, 2018 7:04 PM

i know both of these hotties and the taller one can't be more than 5'4" the shorter one is so built, and super short

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by Anonymousreply 153August 1, 2018 3:25 PM

"I'm 6'8"."

R15, forget the 6'. Tell us about the 8".

by Anonymousreply 154August 1, 2018 3:36 PM

Jesus, the man on the right in R153's photo is hot! The guy on the left? B_L_E_E_E_C_C_H.

by Anonymousreply 155August 1, 2018 3:39 PM

My 5 ft 8 inch dream boat. Oh the things I'd do and have done to me!

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by Anonymousreply 156August 1, 2018 3:40 PM

Well there's no accounting for taste.

by Anonymousreply 157August 1, 2018 3:46 PM
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by Anonymousreply 158August 1, 2018 3:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 159August 1, 2018 3:59 PM
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by Anonymousreply 160August 1, 2018 4:00 PM

He’s super cute

by Anonymousreply 161August 1, 2018 4:12 PM

My boyfriend is 5'6 (I'm 5'11) and he has the most amazing bubble butt (one of the first things I noticed when we first met). We joke that he ass grew out horizontally rather than his legs growing vertically.

by Anonymousreply 162August 1, 2018 8:25 PM

May I fuck him?

by Anonymousreply 163August 2, 2018 12:09 AM

R137 let's be friends.

by Anonymousreply 164August 2, 2018 12:12 AM

"I like to turn them..."

R137, once you turn them into your fuck hole, what do they do to it?

by Anonymousreply 165August 2, 2018 12:17 AM

One of my very favorite shorties.

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by Anonymousreply 166August 2, 2018 12:23 AM

Indeed, but the tats....

by Anonymousreply 167August 2, 2018 12:25 AM

I have a 9" cock and when i visit the Congo everyone think's i'm average sized.

by Anonymousreply 168August 2, 2018 12:28 AM

Im really only attracted to shorter guys.........Im 6 3..........but under 5 5 is a turnoff. My ideal is shorter........vshape........ almost no body hair. wearing a baseball cap on backwards, short hair on top. perfection

by Anonymousreply 169August 2, 2018 2:31 AM

I love built, Short, cocky tops

by Anonymousreply 170August 2, 2018 2:19 PM

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by Anonymousreply 171August 3, 2018 10:22 AM

I hooked up once when I was young (20ish) with a guy who turned out to be VERY short. I would guess he was about 5’2 or 5’3, and I’m 5’11. It took me aback, but he was gorgeous. Then he sat down and whipped it out. It was one of the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen. I’m not a size queen, and I knew all I would do with it is suck it, and I was excited to do that. He kept telling me to deep throat him and I did my best. He was very aggressive with the thrusting. And then, oops, off went the gag reflect and I vomited in his lap. (Surprise! He asked me to leave!)

So that was a memorable encounter. One of a kind. Although in my experience, every short guy and every redhead I’ve ever been with had unusually large, fat dicks.

by Anonymousreply 172August 3, 2018 10:30 AM

Big-cocked aggressive thrusters deserve to be vomited on.

by Anonymousreply 173August 3, 2018 10:40 AM

[quote] Short guys are hotter and more eco-friendly ( they consume less resources and leave a smaller carbon footprint)

Methane-laced manure, R6 By way of compensation, short guys tend to partake in activities and run around in conveyances that are far from eco-friendly. Ex. My shortie cousin with the big RAM pickup who is a big game hunter, vs. myself, the 75"-tall audio/computer hobbyist who drives a Forester.

by Anonymousreply 174August 3, 2018 10:56 AM

True R174, the Napoleon complex is very real. Short men and women I’ve known have bolder personalities, often are combative, and I really have known a strange number who drive muscle cars or gas-guzzling trucks. So weird.

by Anonymousreply 175August 3, 2018 10:59 AM

Confession, R175. I love trad. 'merkin trucks, especially 3/4 ton or greater Fords, and drove the last one for twenty years until I sold it to a rancher in Montana. She'll be like an old horse in retirement, which pleases me enormously (like most tinkerers, I tend to anthropomorphize machinery :-)

The 'Ru suits my life as it is now, and I love the eccentricities of the marque. No wonder my friends are birds and rabbits. Hehe.

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by Anonymousreply 176August 3, 2018 11:28 AM

Are you a lesbian r176?

by Anonymousreply 177August 3, 2018 12:38 PM

As a short guy I also prefer short men, sorry tallies.

by Anonymousreply 178August 3, 2018 12:51 PM

No short guys prefer short men.

by Anonymousreply 179August 3, 2018 1:28 PM

R179 so not true

by Anonymousreply 180August 3, 2018 2:06 PM

I’d love to steal r178’s short stud muffin from him

by Anonymousreply 181August 3, 2018 3:01 PM

Yes I’m a whore and I’m always impressed by how hung short guys can be

by Anonymousreply 182August 3, 2018 4:06 PM

they screw like it's no tomorrow

by Anonymousreply 183August 3, 2018 4:15 PM

[Quote]they screw like it's no tomorrow

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 184August 3, 2018 5:22 PM

But, R174, he's also a hunter. They're all shits, short or tall.

by Anonymousreply 185August 3, 2018 5:56 PM

I like shorties built like a fireplug.

by Anonymousreply 186August 3, 2018 9:42 PM

Short guys are ideal. They don't take up too much room, you don't have to feed them as much and if they're bad then put them in their crate.

by Anonymousreply 187August 3, 2018 10:14 PM

R186, fire plugs are the best

by Anonymousreply 188August 3, 2018 11:32 PM

Dylan Sprayberry.

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by Anonymousreply 189August 3, 2018 11:49 PM

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by Anonymousreply 190August 3, 2018 11:53 PM

So many diseases in such a small body.

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by Anonymousreply 191August 3, 2018 11:55 PM

Awww

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by Anonymousreply 192August 4, 2018 4:26 AM

Tall gays love the shorties

by Anonymousreply 193August 4, 2018 4:43 AM

Pics in R191 / R192 look like photoshop “fantasy morphs” to me... (like ridiculously large peen pics, crazy huge biceps etc). Dunno.

by Anonymousreply 194August 4, 2018 5:26 AM

they get all the fun

by Anonymousreply 195August 4, 2018 4:33 PM

R192, if Lefty there hadn't smoked, he wouldn't have stunted his growth.

by Anonymousreply 196August 5, 2018 7:02 AM

R15, I'd love to see what's in your underwear at 6'8 ;)

by Anonymousreply 197August 5, 2018 7:17 AM

Bozeman MT has a surprising number of hot to death short guys

by Anonymousreply 198August 7, 2018 11:58 PM

I’ll book my ticket now

by Anonymousreply 199August 8, 2018 12:56 AM

Short people!

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