Tom Brady Bodyshamed on Social Media

He is very fit by real world standards but compared to most elite athletes he looks pretty blah. I find it funny that he's always been considered "football's hottest hunk" (or whatever) when he's not even the hottest guy on his own team.

Why are his tits so pointy?

He's got a well built dad's body, and I would lick every single inch of it.

Yep, he looks like a normal fit guy. I'd hate fuck him and his deflated balls for sure.

Compare his flabby body to Colin Kaepernick.

Colin is sex

what happened to colins' weird hair?

Pass

[QUOTE]what happened to colins' weird hair?

What’s weird about it?

^^ everything

He is gorgeous. Some of you watch too much porn with all the steroids and HGH.

Thank God you cover all your own mirrors like a yenta in mourning.

Gorgeous?

Eli Manning is quite flabby too.

Does this thread need a little Jimmy?

Yeah he's never had a tight or toned body

Aaron Rodgers

THAT's the Aaron Rodgers DL insists is a down-low homosexual?

Hard pass.

what PEDs is he on? There is no way he's gonna be playing top level at his advanced age.

Love all the criticism from obese, beer-swilling couch potatoes.

Like who the fuck cares what they think.

Quarterbacks only need a developed arm and a developed brain. Washboard abs are not a requisite...

Tom doesn't have a gym body but I'd hook up with him in a heartbeat. I still find him incredibly hot

Tom's tits will eventually look like slightly deflated footballs. As in, within a year or two.

Does he even lift, bro? Seriously

Not one person criticizing him would kick him out of bed

What's up with all the fanboys who suddenly appeared? Brady has never been a dl fave.

He's always been doughy. I don't care though. He'd look a lot better though if he let his body hair grow out.

Brady has a much more normal looking body than some other players. Much more attractive if you ask me. I don't know why so many people like the steroid freak type muscle dudes. It's not natural looking and you know they are damaging their bodies trying to get that big. Ick. I'll pass on them.

My son loves me just the way I am, and that's all that matters!

R29 I've always seen Brady fans around here. He has his critics too of course

He's 40 years old??? Boys, you have a world of hurt coming.

R28, I would. He’s not my type. I like buff men of color.

It's not about steroids. He doesn't have the kind of bone structure that can afford the flab. Case in point: Armie Hammer. The guy can put on weight and look mighty fine because he has the height, the shoulders, the long legs. Guys built like Tom need to stay slim.

I'm going to send him my hospital gown catalog.

It’s gotten so guys won’t take their shirts off in public unless they are buff because of fear of being body shamed.

I don't like him, remember how he demanded a kiss from his son w/ the actress? ON THE LIPS? the kid wiped it away afterwards.

He doesn’t do anything for me. I’d take Aaron Rogers over him any day (who also doesn’t have a worked out bod)....

That's not even a dad bod. It's kind of misshapen and awkward-looking.

Is the photo with the green shorts photoshopped? There is a weird green shadow on his stomach, just above the waistband, and also at the bottom hem.

[QUOTE]That's not even a dad bod. It's kind of misshapen and awkward-looking.

Exactly. It’s not the fact that he has a few extra pounds, it’s the complete absence of a masculine form. He’s awkward looking. He has the shoulders of a woman. I don’t know where he gets the power to fling a football the way he does.

Apparently he’s doing that vegan diet crap with no meat. He’s gonna end up saggy and skeletal like Bill Clinton.

Does this look like a world-class athlete? Somebody who trains in the gym frequently as required by his job? It’s weird. You know he must be lifting weights but you just can’t see any evidence of it.

It might be wrong, but if a man posts a picture of himself shirtless, he should be expected to be judged against the current ripped male fitness model aesthetic. Women have had to deal with harsh beauty standards for millennia.

He’s 40. Obviously it is not likely he’ll have the same body as 25 y/o Jimmy Garoppolo

R45, this was Brady shirtless at the BFL combine. At that rime he was younger than Jimmy is now.

I'd still eat his ass until I got to his small intestines.

[QUOTE]this was Brady shirtless at the BFL combine. At that rime he was younger than Jimmy is now.

Tom just doesn’t see the value in having a nice physique, even though he has the money and access to dieticians, nutritionists, cooks, and the best exercise equipment and facilities and trainers mankind has ever known. His talents are natural and he doesn’t need to lift weights to improve, therefore why do it? He’s like the guy with a big dick who’s lame in bed—what do I have to learn how to work my hips for when they’ll be excited enough just to take my hog for a ride.

Plus if he started body building or doing extra strength training his arm might not have worked the same. It sort of like why Barbra never got a nose job.

Quarterbacks are generally long and lanky in there upper body. And their abilities are natural. Being all muscled up doesn’t help the range of motion for their throwing arm. Look at Tom Brady, Eli Manning and Aaron Rodgers... their body types and frames are similar for a reason. Colin Kapernick has a great body but he doesn’t have the range or the accuracy that any of the other 3 have. And let’s face it...Tom, Eli and Aaron might have what we call the dad bod. But we’d all fuck any of them in a heartbeat!

I have the body of a smoking hot 12 yr old or so my sons tell me.

R50 I wouldn't assume everyone here can't get ever any sex with good looking guys.

[QUOTE]Colin Kapernick has a great body but he doesn’t have the range or the accuracy that any of the other 3 have.

Kaepernick has a rocket for an arm. He may not have their level of accuracy but losing his muscle mass wouldn’t improve it.

Stop making excuses for these guys. They just don’t want to do what it takes to develop a nice body. Being leaner and more muscular wouldn’t hurt Tom Brady’s game one bit.

[quote]It sort of like why Barbra never got a nose job.

Thank you for translating it into gay, R49.

Despite not having bulging abdominal muscles and veins popping on their arms, guys can still be quite athletic and strong. Also, for most of these dudes, these pics were taken in the off-season when they weren't following as strict a diet or workout. Plus, hate to break it to you, but after 30, having a cut bod is extremely difficult, even for the most dedicated.

He’s 40. As in 4-0. He should tour for a year in “Aged in Wood” and then hang it up.

Like all senior football players, he's too old to care. It's all about the money, honey.

R57 doesn’t know what he is talking about. Reggie Bush, Adrian Peterson, Larry Fitzgerald, Terance Newman, Quincy Black, Derek Carr, Connor Barwin, and Cameron Wake are current or former football players whose physiques are jacked and Instagram-friendly. Moreover, Shannon Sharpe has one of the most impressive physiques many years after he retired from the NFL, and still is a thirst trap For all his shirtless pics.

I can tell that most of you all don't know anything about Tom and his TB12 regimen. If you are interested, and I doubt that you are, watch the Tom vs Time documentary on Facebook.

Tom's full time trainer(he actually has an office and workout room at the Pats' facility in Gillette Stadium) dictates every bite of food which goes into hi mouth as well as the workouts and daily body work and massages given to TB.

They strongly believe in flexibility and long muscles. The believe in "bend not break." And you know what? It's working pretty well for him.

At least he isn't covered in terrible tats

For some athletes, depending on their sport/position, flexibility is the name of the game.

Roger Federer, for instance, is another world class athlete who looks average in terms of his body. Lifting weights to increase bulk does nothing for your flexibility. Indeed it can be a detriment, putting additional pressure on joints and ligaments.

Some have a theory that another all-time-great, Tiger Woods, had a body that started to break down earlier in his career because he was more focused on building muscle mass than on flexibility and longevity.

Brady never had a toned body, why would anybody expect him to look it when he's now 40.

[quote] Tom's full time trainer(he actually has an office and workout room at the Pats' facility in Gillette Stadium) dictates every bite of food which goes into hi mouth as well as the workouts and daily body work and massages given to TB.

I was just about to post about him. The team's doctors and trainers think that guy's a quack and last year Belichick banned him from the sidelines, the stadium, the team plane, etc. There was a lot of publicity about it at the time but it was overshadowed by all the drama about whether Tom would retire, whether Garappolo should be re-signed, whether Belichick would leave if he wasn't, etc.

Just google Alex Guerrero , there's lots of dirt out there about the guy.

[quote] complete absence of a masculine form

The masculine form is right there; Gisele has it.

Does he even lift? Almost all football players do intense training that includes lots of weightlifting, but he doesn’t look like he does

This proves that Tom is a 100% str8 tunatasting fish-fucking heterosexual real man.

Only homosexuals have perfect bodies after 40.

No one thought he was not 💯 % straight

This is Dan Carter - All Black rugby player, retired to Europe, now 37. Similar position to Brady.

[QUOTE]They strongly believe in flexibility and long muscles. The believe in "bend not break." And you know what? It's working pretty well for him.

It’s working pretty well for him because he’s Tom friggin Brady. I doubt he’d be any worse if he built his body up a little more. But he just doesn’t prioritize those things and that’s fine. If he was Tom Brady the hedge fund manager, he’d have the same body. Has nothing to do with that trainer. The trainer works around what Tom wants.

Yeah see, the guy in R68 is easily achievable for Tom. He’s not some big jacked guy. He just works on his shoulder, upper chest and arm development more, which uplifts the entire frame.

Shoulders make the man.

It's strange to me, r70 because Dan Carter's role is not a basher. He's a kicker. Tom Brady just doesn't seem to have any muscle tone at all.

Here's another older rugby guy - Jerome Kaino, 37.

Tall and lanky, but in shape.

See...this is what’s hilarious to me about boards like DL and others. The idea that Tom Brady--essentially the Captain America of American football--is being body shamed by a bunch of incels with long, dirty fingernails and potato chip crumbs stuck between the keys of their keyboards.

[R50] I wouldn't assume everyone here can't get ever any sex with good looking guys.

Everyone? Of course not. Most? Pretty safe assumption.

R70 and R71 see post @ R72.

I dunno r72.

I play rugby (posted examples above) and although I am bigger than Tom, I at least have muscle tone. For an athlete he is really narrow in the shoulders. Shockingly so considering it's his job.

I don't know much about gridiron though, so maybe that's ok?

Yeah we saw your shitty post, R73. It’s still right there where you left it.

r73, I'm not sure your point?

My husband may not be Dan Carter hot, but I assure you I get laid often enough.

Where I am from no-one knows Brady, so he may be Captain America to you - but to me it just seems a pity he hasn't looked after himself more.

But as I said above - I don't enough about the sport to know if it is unusual. I guess if it works for him?

He's still playing at 40, so...

Tom is one of those guys who have opted out of the modern Instagram male aesthetics culture, despite being an elite athlete.

Only homosexuals have perfect bodies after 40. Why? because fish could not care less about a man's perfect body.

Tom was always our favorite of the Bunch! The others really had no potential.

[QUOTE]Only homosexuals have perfect bodies after 40. Why? because fish could not care less about a man's perfect body.

Yeah they just want stability. You can be gross as fuck so long as you’re straight cause she’s not going anywhere. In that sense, I guess Gisele looks at Tom and thinks about how much worse it can be.

Eww nasty r78 calls females fish.

He looks like Frankenstein.

Isn't his wife worth more than he is?

Uh no dude

his fukin wife caint keep her mouth off toms teats, she suks on em a lot and claims his teat milk keeps her purdy and vital.

Yep, R83. According to this article, Gisele is worth about twice what Tom is...

R49, that is the most magnificently Mary! sports analogy ever to grace a football fatty debate.

DL has been making fun of him for years. He looks the same as he ever has. It's the same physique he had in his combine photo from a couple of decades ago. People are catching on now?

What really surprises me is how boyish Bundchen's figure is. She's straight up and down, no hips with a barely discernible waistline. Somehow I missed this detail over the years. Wasn't she nicknamed "The Body" when she first broke through? I guess it was about the boobs after the heroin chic look.

We don't believe the stinker is worth anywhere near as much as Tom.

She, like all stinkfish, married to get the husband's money.

Those net worth sites are worthless.

True

I don't doubt that she is worth far more than he is. She is a global brand, Brady's popularity and marketability are limited to North America. Her money doesn't come only from modeling, but through numerous business ventures. Her sister, who is pretty shrewd, manages her contracts and business affairs.

both are fug. next!

Gisele’s body is godawful. If I was to marry a woman, she’d better have a hourglass shape with a nice bubble booty that I can sink my fingers into.

It seems men are getting body-shamed more Than women today

some people just look better in clothes. the haters don't like him because he didn't support old cankles.

R96 is deplorable

R97 proves my point.

I'm DYING to see pictures of the men who are commenting on this multi-millionaire athlete's body. Betting not a single one of them could do what he does. To me, someone who is successful and has Brady's body is much more attractive than any of those fucking gym rats who probably are enhanced by steroids. Plus he seems like a nice guy.

Most people look better with clothes, not just Tom.

so true R100 LOL

R89 ERna, you are correct. Giselle is not worth twice as much as her husband Tome.

She is worth close to THREE times as much. It is Giselle who bought the G650 with her own funds for her thrice per month trips to Brazil for business purposes. She is very similar in Brazil to what Oprah is here. She has a license to print money.

That is why TB12 has had the luxury of being okay with his extremely low QB salary...he has given the Pats the latitude to pick up good complementary players who will help his game while remaining under the cap.

Elle McPherson was called "the body", not Giselle the manly

Who gives a shit about him???!!! Trump is his buddy! FUCK THIS CUNT! He voted for him too!

[quote] Than

Guess what R104? A lot of pro athletes who would deny it to the death voted for Trump too. And I'm talking about allegedly "woke" black players.

The hard truth is: when you are making 10-30 million per year, and your agent and Uncle Sam are taking their quite substantial cuts, you do what you have to do to keep as much as possible.

The only thing different about Tom Brady is that he owns his support for Trump.

r106 Dave Chapelle would agree with you

yes so sad when you take home 50 million and you could have taken 55 million!!!

How much benefit do multimillionaires really get out of voting for someone who just might be able decrease taxes slightly? There are more important things at stake than 39% vs 36%. Fuck anyone with that kind of income who votes conservative for financial reasons alone.

Who is this Giselle stinker? We had never even heard of her before she was spoken of in relatia to Tom.

Stinkfish

[quote] Yeah we saw your shitty post, [R73]. It’s still right there where you left it.

Good.

[quote][R73], I'm not sure your point?

You’re not? Well, it’s pretty simple….

The man has won 5 Super Bowl rings--entire goddamn hand worth of them--and literally a gazillion MVPs awards etc. Not mention he’s been on every stupid “Hottest man on Earth” blahblabha list since forever. My points is...a bunch of Cheetos eating keyboard jockeys who have done NOTHING of note--and could stand to get into a gym themselves--are actually body shaming an insanely successful athlete because he hasn’t made obtaining a six-pack so that he can dance around hopped on MDMA at his local gay club a priority.

[quote] My husband may not be Dan Carter hot, but I assure you I get laid often enough.

Most people with husbands can get laid often. That’s kinda one of the benefits.

[quote] Where I am from no-one knows Brady, so he may be Captain America to you - but to me it just seems a pity he hasn't looked after himself more.

I’m assuming that you’re not from the US because Brady is pretty much the Captain America of AMERICAN football. Hence the “America” part, so your dismissal of that title isn’t nearly as impressive as you want it to be. Also, your pity for him not having “Looked after himself” is simply a vapid and superficial delusion that gay men continue to perpetuate because only a gay man would body shame Tom Brady. He’s height and weight propionate but for the LOVE OF GOD, he’s not sculpted like some steroided out asshole.

[quote] But as I said above - I don't enough about the sport to know if it is unusual. I guess if it works for him?

Yeah...I would say it works for him.

R112, you’re really out of touch if you think only gay men body Shame men. It’s like you’re typing From 1970.

R96, a lot of people don’t like him because he leads a team that cheats...

R112 is TRIG-GERED!!

Calm down, Gisele. He may be good at playing a kid’s game, but he’s not all that.

[quote]Quarterbacks are generally long and lanky in there upper body.

Oh, dear!

I totally agree with you, r109, but my sense is that most multimillionaire athletes in the U.S. are Republicans. They somehow feel they've "earned" their great wealth through all their hard work (forget that they're playing a sport and not curing cancer), and thus everyone else should be able to do the same. This is why I rarely watch pro sports anymore, although I just can't quite give up watching tennis.

R88 It's because she was lithe and slim and long-legged. The ghetto chic body type made popular by Kim K (short, thick butt, small waist, thick legs, big boobs, fake everything) was not always in fashion. Google young Kate Moss, she used to be considered extremely sexy back in her day.

"Google young Kate Moss, she used to be considered extremely sexy back in her day."

Not to most straight guys, they preferred Pamela Anderson types. And Kim K. isn't "in fashion" - no one sees her as fashionable.

[quote][R112], you’re really out of touch if you think only gay men body Shame men. It’s like you’re typing From 1970.

I’d agree with you. IF that was what I actually posted…

[quote][R112] is TRIG-GERED!!

Oh, Christ...nobody’s TRIG-GRED!!, you silly drama queen.

Not unlike whores, professional athletes and models make their living with their bodies. Their bodies are their "product". It is fair game to evaluate the product. Call it body shaming if you want to, but if someone is making $20.5 million per year (Brady's salary) to play 17 regular season games. boo hoo of widdle Tom's feelings are hurt that people think he's out of shape. I bet he's crying all the way to the bank. I just hope he's keeping some of that money IN the bank, cuz his playing days are numbered.

[quote]Google young Kate Moss, she used to be considered extremely sexy back in her day.

Of course, I know who Kate Moss is. I did make a reference to the "heroin chic"look she was almost solely responsible for popularizing in the '90s before Giselle with the boobs burst onto the scene and other models with larger tits followed. I don't even know what you are thinking bringing ghetto Kardashian into a discussion about high end fashion models and the female form. Kim's freakish, unaesthetic figure would never be glorified in Paris or Milan.

And, no, just no. It what universe was Kate Moss considered "extremely sexy" by straight men? Google Baywatch. The early to mid Nineties were all about Baywatch-type girls with curves, boobs and hips. Kate Moss was considered sexy by Johnny Depp and gay fashionistas, FFS.

To those saying quarterbacks are not normally buff, you need to keep up with modern football. Cam Newton, Russell Wilson, Alex Smith, Josh Allen, Andrew Luck, Jimmy G, Dak Prescott, Blaine Gabbert, EJ Manuel, Josh Freeman, Christian Ponder, Jake Locker, Robert Griffin III, Derek Carr, Ryan Tannehill, and hellahot Mark Sanchez. The newer generation of qbs is even more into weightlifting and the me aesthetics physique craze. These dudes intentionally double as hot male fitness models in magazines and shirtless thirst traps on social media. Even Aaron Rodgers has a nice fit Gym Aesthetics physique.

Aaron Rodgers body is no better than Tom's. Yeah, Marc Sanchez is hot but can't play. I've seen Russell Wilson shirtless and dumpy looking.

r123, many of the quarterbacks you listed are terrible. You don;t have to be buff to be a GOOD qb.

Aaron has an okay bod. More developed than Tom

Follow the link to see Aaron

I think Aaron genetically had more of a mesomorphic build than Tom. Aaron also lifts more

Not as ripped or built as today’s male aesthetics, but not horrible

No one is claiming quarterbacks functionally have to be jacked or ripped to be great at their position. The point is their is a marked, observable trend of today’s quarterbacks being much more muscular than those of previous generations. The same can be said of all athletes. Even golfers

[quote]The same can be said of all athletes.

Some, not all.

many know that Giselle uses strap on on toms fukhole and she and her g friends luv sukin on toms man tittys.

THE BRADYS ARE KINKY FUKS . HOW BOUT THE NEW/PIX OF TOM FRENCH KISSIN HIS SON

Cookie cutter-looking refugee from some Charlton Heston biography TV-movie casting call appointment line.

Hmm let's see. Brady is arguably the best QB in NFL history, married to an extremely wealthy super model and can do whatever he pleases for the rest of his life. I highly doubt he gives a flying fuck about what anyone thinks about him or his body.

The Patriots cheat. Brady knows it.

r130 Not the NHL--here's an elite level sniper with 2 Stanley cup rings. Seriously.

r136 Everyone cheats. It's like stealing signs and PEDs in baseball. It doesn't die when someone is caught, it just gets more sophisticated.

To paraphrase Bill Burr, the Pats cheaters were better than the other cheaters.

DL fav Aaron has a shitty body. SHITTY.

They don't have the Jimmy Garoppolo body.

I'm sure his trainers want him to have this body. This guy is so disciplined that if he wanted an 8 pack, he'd have an 8 pack.

Doesn't matter what his trainers want- no one would look at him twice, at least around here. Fug face and body. He has a house near San Diego, so I've seen him multiple times and I wouldn't fuck him with your dick.

I guess he can cover himself in padding, whereas rugby players have to put in the work.

r141 there's something to the flexibility theory, especially for older athletes. It's helped goalies in the NHL increase their longevity and reduce injuries. That said, they don't have the definition, but they also don't have the flab. That rookie pic was horrendous.

R123 You might want to rethink that list. Several of them have had serious injuries in the past 2 seasons.

Tom has not.

#bend don't break TB12

Did anyone else watch Tom vs Time? He seems like a great husband and father and his discipline is impressive.

I’d punch him, and make his balls deflate permanently. Fucking cheater.

[quote] No one is claiming quarterbacks functionally have to be jacked or ripped to be great at their position. The point is their is a marked, observable trend of today’s quarterbacks being much more muscular than those of previous generations. The same can be said of all athletes. Even golfers

YES

Isn’t Tom Brady a hard core Trumpster? Why does anyone care about him?

R149, I think he may have once been friendly with Trump, but I don't think he's a hardcore Trumpster.

Plenty of people were friendly with him. Hell, Rosie and Billary went to his wedding.

From the comments on this thread, it's pretty apparent that few know anything about creating and maintaining a natural healthy physique (admittedly, some do and congrats to you), especially for men 30+. The simple fact is that after a certain age, maintaining the typical male Instagram-worthy body to which the public has become accustomed (well-beyond any point considered healthy) is not only difficult to achieve, but also an investment of diminishing returns. For athletes under the age of 30 (more likely 25 though), maintaining a diet and cut physique is relatively easy. Once that metabolism slows down, it's a different matter. Tom Brady could definitely achieve a more cut physique, and I don't think anyone doubts that. He could cut calories, train very hard, like anyone over 30 can. But the fact that he's in his 40s has to be take into account. Of course his body isn't in the same echelon as some 20-something body builder or athlete. But to compare him to that is crappy. For an athlete as competitive (and successful) as he is, lifting weights simply for the sake of looking hot is probably not the best use of his physical resources. The truth is, strength training, specifically geared at building muscle (as opposed to what old ladies do), is very hard on the body generally. It can mess up joints, diminish range of motion, create tension and aching. Anyone who has ever lifted weights seriously knows this. And it has nothing to do with proper form, having a trainer, etc. There is a point where the body, especially after a certain age, just isn't going to respond well. As someone in his 30s who does actively maintain a (generally) enviable physique, I can personally attest to how hard it is. I am strong, but my limbs, joints are worked so hard that I would be surprised if I could throw a ball 10 yards. Getting to that physique takes its toll, and realistically, for him, the cost (possible injury, loss of range, etc) is simply not worth the benefits (guys on DL praising hi for being hot). Like someone said above, six packs have nothing to do with how strong a person is, and to be using 20-something athletes and IG bro-hos as the standard is bad form.

Excellent post, R153. Very informative.

Clearly, too many of you spend too much time on Instagram.

Paulo Maldini, former soccer player, retired for many years. he's 50 and looks wayyyy better than Tom.

R156 he's got a decent stomach but the dude is knackered.

R153 Loved your posts, but I have a feeling that there will still be some here who just refuse to get it.

In a nutshell, looking hot is not in TB's top 10 goals at this point in his football career.

I had the pleasure of seeing his big ole fat tittys at the baths once.

they had been sucked on so long, they were like merv griffins jugs....after a 3 day orgy binge of titty suckin.

YEA BABY

R153, take a look at his pic upthread when he was young. His body was pudgy then too. And r138, not everyone cheats. Your post was typical whataboutism so prevalent in politics today. The league took the cheating seriously. (Even though they destroyed the tapes that the Patriots made so no one could examine the extent of their cheating). And they continued to cheat after the Spygate. They won their first group of SBs prior to Spygate. After they were exposed, they didn’t win another until Deflategate, and haven’t won one since.

He was never buff

in the locker room when he thought ev body was gone, he let a certain line backer suk on them hot big old tittys. it was a sight to behold, tom was moanin ike a pig in heat. boy loves them knockers to be chewed on..

r160 no it's not "whatabout" bullshit, it's pointing out the context that was widely discussed when it happened. Teams try to gain competitive advantages in sport all the time, including the NFL. And implying they only win when they cheat has nothing to do with whether or not it happens throughout the league.

You're a fucking idiot if you don't think he doesn't take shit to make his career last longer. PED is real. Doesn't matter what his body looks like. He could be getting stem cells or who knows what the fuck they do these days. Big money is involved. you can be sure they all fucking cheat. if they don't then they will be left far, far behind.

R163, yeah, right, whatever...

He needs to retire already.

Uh he just was in a Super Bowl, dude.

it's OK. he will probably get CTE and off himself soon.

AAAAAAhhHH he's going bald too!!!!!

Giselle's body is not good either.

Fatties. All of them!

So that fucking pig Tess Holliday can wear an "eff your beauty standards" shirt with a tent around her bottom and nobody better point out the obvious, that's she's fucking repulsive, or they will be called "bullies" and "fat phobic" but this guy is fair game? Yeah, okay.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOM!!

Bump

r172, plenty of people like you have no problem calling her a pig......you sound dumb.

I sound dumb because I call out a repulsive, 400 pound woman as a pig? No dear, I just sound like I have eyes. And if anyone said any of this shit to her they would be lambasted.

r176, you're dumb because you claim no one is insulting her but plenty of people are - including you. And people are getting "lambasted" for criticizing Brady

Brady personally cheats. It’s one thing for the team to cheat via Spygate, but Deflategate is all on Brady. IMO, all their super bowls should have asterisks...

All the cheating in the world couldn’t help him on February 4, 2018.

Who is that Ginch-looking creature at R179?

Uh that’s Nick Foles dude

Brady still made it to the Superbowl. That's still an accomplishment.

Precisely

[QUOTE]Uh that’s Nick Foles dude

That’s Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles of the World Champion Philadelphia Eagles, aka Big Dick Nick.

I'm better than Tom....

[Quote]I'm better looking than Tom....

Fixed it.

Eric Decker is coming to the Pats. I wonder if Tom will have him kicked off the team for being hotter than him.

r187 it wasn't just JG's hotness, it was his ceiling. Brady couldn't handle being eclipsed. Brady also strikes me as a bit needy, and Belichick took to JG for some reason. I think that hurt Brady's ego because he wanted the status of Belichick's notoriously parsimonious personal attention.

Sounds a lot like Farve...

Both he and Aaron Rodgers are surprisingly unbuilt for star athletes.

Julian Edelman has a body I'd like to eat for days.

Boom

[QUOTE]Both he and Aaron Rodgers are surprisingly unbuilt for star athletes.

Rodgers looks a hell of a lot better than Brady.

...and he’s a superior quarterback. He’s never had the consistent supporting cast that Brady has...

Yeah Rodgers is much better built than Brady

Neither would get a second glance body-wise

I’d body shame him for being pussy whipped by his equine faced frau.

He has no balls.