Tori Spelling and Dean: Shocking Split!

One less mouth for her to feed.

Tori just needs to send out her boomerang, toomerang, zoomerang to catch Dean and bring him home.

She should be fine, She'll get lots of alimony and child support.

^^ From whom, her mother?

Thoughts and Prayers, for the children

I love you R2

I really thought those two crazy kids would make it.

If they can’t make it what hope is there for the rest of us?

Not a surprise. What a joke.

Dean's a grifter who thought he'd get Tori's father's money. Quelle Surprise, Tori didn't even get much of that Spelling money!

Does anyone ever think Dean was ever honestly attracted to Tori?!

He'll come crawling back. What else is he going to do? No one else will have him at this point.

That should have been, "Does anyone actually think Dean was honestly ever attracted to Tori?"

That Candy Spelling is a sly one; she waited out this marriage, knowing full well Dean was in it for the 'Benjamins' from the start.

Howevah, it won't be Tori who realizes Aaron's money; it'll be the kids, when the reach 30 years of age. Whereas, Dean won't receive a penny for alimony/spousal support. There was nothing material ($) there, in the first place, other than their reality show earnings, which they've already burned through, and more.

[quote] She should be fine, She'll get lots of alimony and child support.

He probably has a beer bottle he found on the ground to piss in. And that's about it

They're just doing this to try and get some tabloid attention. They have nothing else going on in their lives. I'm actually surprised that stupid ass tori isn't pregnant again

God they’re such trainwrecks. I used to like watching their craziness, but now it’s just ridiculous. Why did they have so many damn kids?

At any rate, I hope she gets therapy for her shopping addiction.

Long overdue. I love me some Tori, but she is bat shit crazy these days. Dean needs to have his son take him to one of the gay bars and find himself a good man.....me thinks Dean swings both ways

She’s full of yeast after having all of those kids. He doesn’t want a thing to do with her now.

R16 thank you for such a graphic description and following it up with documentation.

R15, a few years ago there was a guy who claimed to have hooked up with Dean after meeting him on Grindr.

She will eventually get the money. What will he do?

One of them needs to transition.

SO shocking! If they can't make nobody has a chance!

If Dean goes back to Canada he can collect welfare.

Their breakups never last long. She'll be miraculously pregnant with his child next year at age 47 but will have a "miscarriage", then write a book and make the rounds discussing her new issue, high-risk elder-pregnancies.

Then they'll break up again and he'll go to rehab. A show, "Miss Spelling", will follow, where we will watch her argue with her housekeeper and go to her dermatologist's office, ALONE.

Dean vs Candy Spelling = Grifter vs Gold Digger

Who will win? Putting my money on mamma gold digger.

Apparently you can never be too rich or too much of a bitch. Mom in her 47 million dollar 2 story penthouse is suing the developer for not building a restaurant in the base like her realtor led her to believe. Poor candy, she might have to take a limo to Beverly Hills and dine with the common folk.

Soon Dean will be working at a Denny's In WeHo.

Years ago when there was trouble in Paradise and Mamma was promoting her book, she was on The Talk and someone asked Candy if she would take in Tori and , no lie, she said "I don't have room for four kids!". This is her Grandchildren she was talking about and she is living in that "apartment". You wonder why Tori is messed up.

Wonder if Tori ever got rid of that huge warehouse she had stuffed with all the furniture and crap she has collected.

WHET Demi Moore’s dollhouse? A real Victorian house, in Idaho, I believe.

Mary Jo must be cackling her ass off if this is true.

Maybe they're faking a split to help tori get some actual cash from candy instead of her *just* paying ALL their bills?

He can't afford to divorce her. He would never be able to pay support for that gaggle of kids. He'd be better off sticking with her and the next time she loses it having her committed. She definitely needs intensive in-patient mental health care.

J'dore R2!

Oh, please. They are just trying to get another reality show and trying to stir up interest. Or payment from a tab about how she is dealing with the demise of her marriage. These two are grifters.

That's what she gets for being a Red Feather.

Do they have six kids? What was the point of that? I think Candy pays the school bill, so maybe Tory was just trying to punish her mother?

Just what LA needs. More people.

R35, It's Cookie Time!

Here's footage of their last dramatic fight!

They aren’t splitting. Dean hasn’t been home because he’s working in Canada. The most shocking thing about all this is that Dean got a job.

R16 Fuck you!

Working as what, r40? A bartender at the El Mocambo?

Tons of debt and zillions of kids...I think they're stuck with each other. They can't afford to divorce.

[quote]Working as what, [R40]? A bartender at the El Mocambo?

Stripper at a home for the blind.

What’s wrong with his face?!

What’s wrong with her face?!

I’m fine! I send my love!

R44 It’s some cooking show. Idk if it’s new or old or what

Dang now her uterus can rest.

R47 hopefully, not like his other cooking gig. That was a mess!

Maybe she now can find happiness.

[quote]Maybe she now can find happiness.

We sell happiness!!

Apparently she doesn't know the difference between a vagina and a clown car.

She'll never be rid of him. Being divorced from him will be just as bad as being married to him.

Just do some gay porn and get it over with Dean. Take one for the team. The least you can do. She did the twisted sex shit you wanted. Your up.

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Wow, she is looking more and more like her mother every day. # SAD.

The gold jacket on that baby is tragic.

Hello Psychic friend? I mean Psychic Source? Hi, it's Tori. Will Dean ever be back? And if so, how soon?

I am out of the loop. I thought her ugly brother didn’t get an inheritance either? Not like anything is owed to them. But they must’ve fucked up pretty majorly if they got tossed to the curb.

[quote] Poor candy, she might have to take a limo to Beverly Hills and dine with the common folk.

I'll sit here and pray for her...

Can she deport him and his uncut dick back to Canada?

R59 Tori and her brother both received an inheritance. The bulk of the estate however went to Candy.

I can't remember seeing such unattractive children, although Beyoncé's and Kim K's spring to mind.

The only remotely attractive person in that family is Dean's son by the first wife (seen here with his father looking uncomfortable af).

I admire randy spelling for realizing he needed to get a real job and a life far from hollywood. He and candy must be completely over tori's bullshit.

R55 Who did Tori’s make up? She looks stunning.

R66

[quote]I can't remember seeing such unattractive children, although Beyoncé's and Kim K's spring to mind.

Seriously? Are you new here?

Sorry, R68, who is that?

And thank you, R67, for giving me a laugh in the midst of a crap day.

A reference to one of the most hilarious threads DL ever had [R69] Wish I had a link.

[quote] The only remotely attractive person in that family is Dean's son by the first wife (seen here with his father looking uncomfortable af).

Didn't Dean and his first wife adopt him?

Fuck youse guys!

R64 Yeah, too bad for Tori, plastic surgery isn't genetic.

[quote]A reference to one of the most hilarious threads DL ever had [[R69]] Wish I had a link.

Tragically, the original thread was deleted (THANKS FRAUS!) and then I'm not sure what happened to the second thread. The fraus probably flagged that one down as well. Anyone who missed out on those missed out big! I laughed until I cried reading through those two threads. "Ugly in Pink" was my all-time favorite reply!

Ugly + Ugly = Ugly x 5.

r74 yes! that was my favorite pic, titled "deuces, bitches!"

Everybody clear the pool!!!

Dean's first family, which he suddenly abandoned to be with... Tori Spelling.

lol I love how disgusted Dean's son looks.

Why do those kids have such broad faces? Tori does now because of the botox and what not but those kids look like Appalachian hill folks.

It's goiter and cretinism R80. They don't have enough money to buy the sel iodé.

Eat your hearts out, bitches! Dean's back, and he's ALL mine!

Love #weekend family dates with my kiddos and my hubby @imdeanmcdermott #familyfirst #lovewins❤️

Gross

The ironic part is his ex wife and the kids he left behind look a lot better than Tori and her brood.

Dean is really a dog. How come he hasn't been kicked to the curb??

Does Tori star all these threads.? She is such a loser who cares about her life even fro a few seconds?

[Quote] #lovewins❤️

Is she for real? 🙄

"Friend of Tori" dropping by with only a vague mention of "twisted sex" at r54 with zero details truly deserves a grease fire.

Omg Tori’s fake plastic doll hair at r82!

r88 She had anal with Dean a lot, that's what she said.

All those kids look Nordic and nothing like their parents. What’s Deans background?

Leave Tori alone, R89!

I think most of them look like Dean.

I wonder if the McDermott-Spelling kids will ever interbreed with the Giudice offspring.

Dean continually called Tori "Mama" after she had their first kid. It was cringe-inducing. (And even more annoying than the fact that I was actually watching their reality show.)

Does this woman attend therapy?

The kids all look like they suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

I've always liked Tori. And considering that she and her mother always had a difficult r'ship, I think it was rotten of her father to leave nearly all his $800,000,000 fortune to his wife. Allegedly he did that because they were angry that she divorced her husband to hook up with Dean.

[quote]r31 Maybe they're faking a split to help tori get some actual cash from candy instead of her *just* paying ALL their bills?

It's a whole new Lifetime Original Movie...RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!

[italic]Also Starring Joan Van Ark, as "Candy"

she looks like a whore iin the final stages of syphilis....

dean crawls in bed with that????

give him all ur $ girl, he deserve it

[quote]she was on The Talk and someone asked Candy if she would take in Tori and , no lie, she said "I don't have room for four kids!".

Why would you, or that dimwitted talk show host, think a woman who has $800M would have to "live with" her kids and grandkids? She can buy them each a big comfortable house of their own if she wants.

How are those kids ALWAYS available for those corny family photo shoots like R82. Most normal families are going in a million different directions with kids activities. Weekend family dates? WTF? They aren't babies. Don't the the older ones have any friends to hang out with on the weekend? No soccer or gymnastics?

With six children, there should have been a lot more "twisted" anal sex for Tori and Dean.

So do they drive around LA in a mini van?

[Quote] She had anal with Dean a lot, that's what she said.

Now there's a visual!

Oh my god r81, I am dying. Sel iodé, made me lose it.