DL catnip: Michael Rapoport, the Thai cave boys and Kevin Spacey

Too soon!

It's a sloppily-worded joke...that's the main problem I have with it.

He was almost there.

He’s trying too hard. Why would a Thai boy and Kevin Spacey be at a Chuck E. Cheese?

It doesn’t make sense. He should’ve used Beni Hana or something related.

He looks and types like a douche.

funny, but not from him, he is a major doosh bag....creepy, icky, fugly and gak.

I agree: its lameness is more annoying than its tastelessness.

The guy screwed up a joke about Kevin Spacey. Even the slowest intern for Jimmy Fallon could still come up with a Spacey joke that could get a laugh.

Is he in a lame joke race with Dennis Miller?

DL pedophiles don't appreciate the humor

He looks mostly retarded

handsome fella

OMG, he's BESTIES with Andy Cohen!! He's a housewife SUPER FAN!!!!

It's funny.

It's Chuck E., not Chuckie

Ugly

[quote]He’s trying too hard. Why would a Thai boy and Kevin Spacey be at a Chuck E. Cheese?

He’s trying to emphasize how young the boy is.

all this crap because Spacey in his early twenties allegedly pursued a teenager.

I'll go out on a limb and guess the alleged joke wasn't meant to be taken literally.

He is NOT a Hot Jew!

Hate the guy. He’s a shit-stirring tool.

Joke doesn't travel well what's chuckie cheese ? sounds too cheap a venue for Spacey. Read more funny Spacey jokes on here than that.

R21, Chuck E Cheese is a chain of restaurants that all feature a huge playroom full of arcade and carnival games and climbing structures. It's for parents to take their kids, it's not a place that a single adult male has any business being.

Celebrities should maintain a dignified a silence at other people's misfortunes in public. you never know who you might antagonise.

He used to beat Lili Taylor. He can fuck off.

Michael Rappaport is generally typecast as the guy who gets murdered.

He always seemed unpleasant, but didn't he and Glen "Big Baby" Davis at least stop a guy from opening a door on an airplane recently?

Rapoport is, once again, trying to hard. His best days were over years ago.

It's a hacky joke. Better luck next time.

Alright, DLers, have at it:

F I X !

T H A T !

J O K E !

There Will Be Prizes—*

The boys are alive, Spacey's a predator. Not funny, but not inappropriate. It would have been funnier if he had said he hasn't seen a more frantic pullout since he walked in on the Republican Congressional page interviews

Drunk tweeting from one of the most annoying guys on the planet.

... or walking in on the Trump-Putin summit.

He's a moron

Wasn’t he the kid molested in the bedroom by Spacey years ago starting this whole fiasco? Why is he now joking about it?

It's just a shit joke.

'Why would a Thai boy and Kevin Spacey be at a Chuck E. Cheese? '

R3 is too dumb to be throwing shade. Up your game, kid, or go home.

It's fine. His jokes are fine. The outrage is silly. A lot of fraus LOVE the "and it's not even funny!" comment, so DL can do better than this!

I had no idea he posted here!

Simply not funny. He's such a closet case

^ case in point

Maybe he's merching for Chuck E. Cheese, did you ever think of that?

He's a loud moron. A jughead.

Also, wouldn't the joke have to have Spacey pulling out of a Thai boy's hole? That would seem to be the assumption about Spacey's predatory practices--Spacey would never bottom for a Thai boy--or at least he wouldn't admit it.

Joke went down like a lead Trump baby balloon, as Spacey's known to have a predilection for legal (early/mid-twenties) men, no?

He’s hideous. And not funny in general.

My favorite is still Why does Michael Jackson love Walmart? Boys underwear- half off.

The joke itself is fine, I just hate Michael Rappaport with a passion.

It's going to be really difficult for any comedian to make a joke out of Spacey situation. For one it's tragic but for two spaceys own alleged off beat remarks to strangers and weirdness has the comedians beat before they begin. Spacey telling a straight bloke he propositions 'you don't know if you might like hanglideing until you try it' The stalking of Andy Murray, the Twitter feed of Andy Murray when he lists all the tournament's spacey has turned up at to support him. you couldn't make it up. Even robin wright saying I don't know the man ? after she made Hurley burly with him 20 years before. nope don't know him....

Idiot.

What doesn't make sense about the joke is it implies the Thai boy was fucking Spacey, but wouldn't Spacey be fucking the Thai boy?

Sexual assault is always funny when the victim is male

Probably a better joke could be made riffing off the "dead girl or live boy" motif, but Kevin Spacy and pedophilia are both very unfunny topics.

Micheal Rappaport is what happens when Chunk from the 'Goonies' grows up.