Can you take a dump on a commercial plane?

No dumps allowed, only piss.

yeah, they drop it on flyoverstan

There's an alarm that goes off if you do. The flight attendants won't serve you after you take a dump.

The zucchini is YUUUUGE this month!

Yes, many many times.

blue ice, not for daiquiris

I can take a dump on an astral plane.

You can but you shouldn't. I flew with someone who managed to hold it all the way from the U. S. to Japan.

Messy

Best thing is shit your pants. Wear a diaper just in case .. Bon Voyage !!

What do you think Chem-Trails are made of?

Of course you can. Haven't you heard of Icy BMs?

It's a tight squeeze (in more ways than one) but I have done it and I am a 250 lb. 6 foot male. It's kind of like taking a shit and figuring out a way to wipe in a broom closet. The air suction with a tablespoon of blue water toilet takes even the biggest turds into turd nowhereland.

if only it could take the turd trump to turd nowhereland

I'm about the same height and weight as you are r13, and totally agree with you about the broom closet part. And I heard on the news that they're going to be making the bathrooms on planes even smaller. How in the hell that's even possible I have NO idea.

I don't know about you r15, but the teeny tiny restrooms are the least of the ordeal of flying anymore. If I absolutely must fly then I guess I will have to, but otherwise from now on I'm taking the train, despite Amtrak's abysmal record of being on time. Also, since I am now retired and have the time, I am going to sail across to Europe or wherever if I do any more traveling, I don't care if I have to pay more, it's worth it to me rather than be treated worse than a sardine filet packed tightly into a flat can.