George Clooney in car accident in Sardinia, Italy

When he arrived at the hospital did he have a severed cock in his mouth or was his severed cock in a male passenger's mouth?

A scooter? How European.

He's in critical condition, doesn't look good.

Good news!

And notice her giving that satnist NWO 'wave' with her hand in photo.

Critical condition? The article says:

"It’s understood the superstar was taken to the emergency room at John Paul II hospital, but was found to have no serious injuries.

Reports suggest Clooney has now been discharged."

Picture it...Sardinia

One article says it's a bike, another a scooter, another a motorcycle, and yet another, motorbike

RIP so sad

Hot daddy

I really hope he’s OK. I’ve lost several friends to motorcycle accidents involving SUVs. Others have been seriously injured.

Everyone who knows how the local Sardinian boys look like will understand why Clooney is vacationing there:

Does he share his boys with Amal ?

Clooney is currently filming TV drama Catch-22 on the Italian island.

He was readmitted with a sub dermal hematoma, he's gone...so sad.

Yum, Sardinia

No he wasn't R14. Stop making shit up. I see you also posted at R3. Tiresome gore troll.

The Hollywood star is on the island of Sardinia filming a new TV series, "Catch 22," based on the classic 1961 novel by Joseph Heller.

The 57-year-old actor was taken to a hospital in the city of Olbia, but his injuries were not serious and he was quickly discharged, a health official told NBC News.

So she has sadly recovered?

Since his marriage, he has aged rapidly. He was probably riding one of those scooters for the handicapped.

Twitter says he is nearly dead

Has anyone seen a photo of his kids? Do they exist?

"Twitter says he is nearly dead"

He is a twink by Sardinia standards. The people there on average live to 90 years or older, many are over 100 years old. Scientist are actually studying that population because of their extremely long lifespan who a whole population. And good news, the men seem to live as long as the woman. They don't die out 4 to 1. And most are still very independent and can read without glasses. It turns out to be more than just good genes. Socializing seems to be as import as their diet. Band new for you bitter basement queens on the DL.

R23 Socializing leads to a longer life? Ugh, kill me.

R21, Yes there are pictures of the twins online. The boy looks exactly like Nico,, the husband of Amal's sister Tala. Don't know if Ella looks exactly like Tala or not. Nico is Tala's 2nd husband.

The local press is slightly more accurate. Includes a pic of Clooney's scooter/motorcycle/motorbike

George Clooney, incidente in moto in Sardegna: ricoverato in ospedale

Il divo era a bordo di uno scooter quando è stato travolto da una macchina. Ricoverato in ospedale a Olbia, è stato dimesso dopo poche ore: ha riportato una contusione al ginocchio

Does Clooney look butch in his motorbike leather jacket?

[quote]Does he share anal with his boys ?

Fixed that for you.

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A picture suggests George, 57, hit the windscreen of the car He was found injured on the road, having hurt his pelvis, legs and arms

Between his age, these injuries and his preexisting back problems, I hope he does not end up abusing painkillers. Hopefully he makes a full recovery but since he has already been looking quite worn down, I wonder if that is even possible.

Amateur.

Nothing is more fun than riding around Italy on a vespa without a helmet.

That's why people risk there lives doing it. I've done it and was so exhilarated I didn't even realize I wasn't wearing one.

But then I grew up at a time in the states when everyone rode bikes without helmets and drove in cars without putting on safety belts and dad with one hand on the wheel would turn around to slap you if you were misbehaving while driving on a major highway.

[quote]"It’s understood the superstar was taken to the emergency room at John Paul II hospital, but was found to have no serious injuries.

[quote]Reports suggest Clooney has now been discharged."

Amal must be a mess — I hope someone is helping her with funeral arrangements.

'their'

Thoughts and prayers

Amateur..

Would any of you still do Clooney ?

Based on R38's image, uhhhhhhh . . . nope.

producers of the show he's filming must be shitting bricks right now: he was already on pain killers for the back mess of years ago. After this the show will be a real trip!

Are Sardinians more French or more Italian, ethnically?

neither, they are sardinians.

I'm assuming neither vehicle was traveling fast since injuries are not severe.

[quote] George Clooney in car accident in Sardinia, Italy

Is there any other Sardinia except the one in Italy?

He totaled the windshield with his body so these health reports have to be bogus. He's probably on his private jet to a London hospital.

no, but most of the population is too stupid to know that

[quote] HOLLYWOOD actor George Clooney has reportedly been injured in a car accident where his scooter collided with a pick-up truck.

So it wasn't a "scooter" (but a motorcycle) and it wasn't a "pick-up truck" (but a Mercedes car).

Good reporting by Australia's News.com.au, as always.

He's fine. He sends his love.

What's bogus is Amal rushing to the Sardnian hospital. Isn't she back in England?

If you read the article you wouldn't ask.

Sent him some balloons at the hospital.

I figured flowers were just a little too feminine, even for ole Georgie Boy.

Amal will make a fab widow. The Widow Cloony.

According to CNN, George lost his penis in the accident. He'll never be able to act again.

R50, What makes you think the author of the article is honest & truthful?

R31, Dark chocolate would be more useful, or maybe a stripper.

R63, We all know how very accurate CNN always claims to be.

was he wearing a helmet? if not, then serves him right.

R56, Don't be so mean. Of course he was wearing a helmet. That's what crashed the windshield.

r42 that's not an answer.

Is that him at R38? He looks better there than he normally does.

I predict pill addiction in his future. He had back problems from one of the roles years ago. Now being thrown and hit by another car...at his old age...

That's him at r38 - looks more like george michael or something.

Opioid crisis coming for George.

Tragically he has recovered.

R61. He's trim. Good skin for his age. Camera filters / post processing?

Here's another picture.

r55, do fuck off, troll.

As for all you queens leeringly predicting he'll become an opioid addict, don't you understand he has all the money in the world and with that comes the knowledge of such dangers. He lives in the lap of luxury and has attendants, physicians, all kinds of people. Plus he's not stupid. And he's not Michael Jackson or Prince. As much as you hope he sinks to your level of sad nobodyness, he won't. He'll be just fine.

r66 people with all the money in the world frequently turn into drug addicts. In fact, having that much money and great connections is actually beneficial in drug abuse.

Yes, r67, but as I pointed out, he won't. He's too smart for that. Sorry to disappoint you.

Hilarious, all you bitches. Clooney is mildly injured in a minor mishap, is discharged almost immediately from the hospital, and you already have him pegged as an opioid addict. Must make your sad little lives happier.

R66 Your comment only exposes your own ignorance. One I don't see anyone hoping he becomes addicted to painkillers. We are simply referring to the fact that he has spoken about the pain he endures on a daily basis because of his old back injury. Is it really that crazy to think that someone that just got injured again, which will very likely compound what ever pain he was already dealing with from his older injury, could likely end up in a situation were they'd be vulnerable to becoming overly dependent of opiods? Second, what does intelligence has to do with addiction? Plenty of smart, rich people become addicts. Addiction isn't just for the poor, ugly, and/or stupid.

He ended up a lot better than his aunt who was a great talent. As opposed to her handsome, charismatic no talent nephew.

r70, have you read all the posts licking their lips that he's about to become some opioid junky? There are many of them on this thread. Second, awareness is key. Any other injury he has makes him hyperaware of the dangers of opioid addiction, especially in this day and age, with all the attention put on that crisis. Sure, plenty or rich, smart people become addicts--also alcoholics, gamblers, etc. At this point I highly doubt he'll be one of them.

R72 I must have skipped over the comments (ex. 62) calling for him to become an addict while I was posting. Seeing it now I take it more as DLs classic bitchy sense of humor and not that poster being serious about wanting him to be come an addict. But I can see why you made your original comment.

He didn’t experience the same amount of pain as he inflicted on those teenage boys at his vill....oh, sorry.

I'm R62. Do people really take the posts on DL seriously? The second sentence in R73's post is correct.

"Seeing it now I take it more as DLs classic bitchy sense of humor..."--r73

r75, if you removed "classic" and inserted "cunty" you'd be more at the truth.

His face!!???!!!! Did anything happen to his face!????!?!?!

If a scooter and a truck collide, how is it a “car accident?”

What truck, r78? It was a Mercedes car and he was on a scooter: "George Clooney has been released from an Italian hospital after being involved in a motor accident on Tuesday, July 10. The Oscar winner was thrown over the top of his scooter after being hit by a Mercedes while in Olbia on the island of Sardinia."

Yeah, somehow from that I don't see opioids in his future.

I got hit by a car. I didn't end up on opioids.

Fucking DL drama queens.

Yeah, I'm more inclined he's a dick addict than a future opioid addict.

[quote]HOLLYWOOD actor George Clooney has reportedly been injured in a car accident where his scooter collided with a pick-up truck.

For r79.

This story is really sad. I hope that he's able to overcome his opioid addiction.

For r82, from the BBC: it was a car, not a pick-up truck.

Seems like Dataloungers here have brain damage not linked to any external injuries.

So, it's official, after 85 posts: Clooney was on his scooter when he was it by a Mercedes CAR. He was taken to the hospital and then DISCHARGED.

yes, i saw the picture, it was a mercedes car.

Rande Gerber is racing to be by his side.

It was a hit! That new wife is trying to get her hands on his half a billion dollar estate!

Was the pickup truck damaged in the crash?

Yes, r90, it your head.

*hit your head

Clooney's back in Italy?

I wonder if he's still dating Marco Borriello.

^wait, WHAT???

Ssshh, r94. Don't interrupt r93's dream.

Glad you clarified that it wasn't in Sardinia, Ohio!

based on the photos she has to pay full price for any Italian sizemeat she chooses to enjoy!

Opioid addiction is such a problem in the world today. His aunt was a food addict. Addiction runs in families.

Because Aunt Rosemary ate too much George is destined to be an opioid addict? Reach much, r98?

Fuck outta here.

This recording by Aunt Rosemary is one of the most beautiful we have ever heard.

Any word on when the funeral will be?

R89, I’m waiting for the CDAN blind item that proclaims the accident was NO ACCIDENT—it was an international pedo ring sending Mr. Clooney a WARNING!

In about 35 years, r101.

Were the paparazzi chasing him?

I mean, who’s he going to rail about?

For those of you with a sense of humour, thanks for the laughs.

R87, According to "Kneepads" Amal rushed to his side in the hospital. Amazingly Amal somehow avoided getting her picture taken in the process. Or the photos will be released once the news of her husband's accident has quieted down.

Clooney hater at r104.

Was Amyl actually pregnant or was it like Michael Obama's no-pregnancy and adoptiion of children?

[quote]In about 35 years, R101.

35 years?! Who the hell is making the arrangements? The family of James Brown?

r108=reaching for being provocative and failing.

R99 takes everything very very literally.

[quote]Clooney hater at R104.

No, just sanctimonious assholes.

Oh, dear. Clooney once ruffled r104's alt-right feathers and he has since never forgiven him.

[quote]Oh, dear. Clooney once ruffled R104's feathers and he has since never forgiven him.

Fixed that.

And that’s the truth.

[quote]Between his age, these injuries and his preexisting back problems, I hope he does not end up abusing painkillers. Hopefully he makes a full recovery but since he has already been looking quite worn down, I wonder if that is even possible.

He IS from Kentucky, after all.

Is the driver of the pick-up truck being charged with leaving the scene of an accident?

I feel sorry for the children. It must be hard on the little ones knowing their daddy was injured.

Worse knowing that Daddy is a homosexual!

How so ruffled your feathers, r114?

Honestly, R119, when the Princess died, I didn’t care for his soapbox rant on the paparazzi before we even knew what happened. And, as it turned out, her driver was drunk and was going far too fast for the circumstances.

It could be just because, in all the coverage here in the States, they kept showing his clip, but I just didn’t care for the whole thing. Seemed like he was overshadowing her death for his own self-righteous goals. That’s the honest (something you don’t see on DL) truth.

Now let’s not drag this thread down, back to the fun.

A lot of people thought that at the time, r120, not just Clooney. It was much easier to scapegoat the tabloid photographers than for people to admit Diana was a narcissist and an idiot who made a terrible choice of boyfriend and it ended up killing her.

I don’t know if this is going to post twice or not.

R119, to answer your question honestly, when the Princess died, I didn’t like his soap box rant on the paparazzi before we even knew the details. Turns out her driver was drunk and going way too fast for the circumstances.

Maybe it’s because they played it ad nauseum in the States, but it just seemed as though he was overshadowing her death for his own personal aggrandizement.

Now let’s not drag this thread down, back to the fun.

Sorry for the double post.

I the first 24 or so hours after Princess Diana's death, many people believed the paps on their motorbikes caused the crash. Then it came out that Di's driver was stinking drunk and going 100mph.

I agree, R121, a lot of people thought it. Indeed, at first I did too, but he was the only one who spoke out, and, at what to me was an inappropriate time.

Tom Cruise was being audio-interviewed on the air while the fucking crashed Mercedes was still in the tunnel talking about how he had been chased in that very same place by the paps. Clooney was far from the first to be sanctimonious about it.

[quote]neither, they are sardinians.

They are Sardines

I love it when DL covers the news, especially this kind of timely and poignant story. Get well George!

R99, GC himself repeatedly admitted in print that addiction runs in his family. It's also one of the reasons why he has continually said why he does not want to have biological kids. Amal wore a fake "moon bump" and you could very clearly see the straps under her see through white dress of the misplaced fake addition. Ask any pregnant woman about wearing white when very pregnant.

The twins are biologically Amal's brother-in-law Nico's and probably also her sister's. Amal periodically borrows them for photo ops and more pap attention. You can tell by the way GC and Amal carry the twins off the plane that they are not their regular caretakers nor real parents.

Sure, r129, sure. Have another drink.

i don't think I ever saw her very pregnant. I don't care really. kid is gonna be ugly.

R129, I don't drink. Everything I've said can be easily proven except for those who believe "Kneepads."

R131, Kids are not going to be ugly because their bio parents Tala and Nico are very attractive. Nico is a personal trainer with his own gym and has huge deep brown eyes like his son Alexander and his daughter Ella.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

People shouldn’t ride those things in the street. Roads are for cars and trucks. Not scooters, bicycles, skateboards, motorcycles, or any other ridiculous thing that serves no real purpose other than to show off and annoy people who are actually trying to go places.

Aunt Rosemary is all broken up over this.

His sudden death has saddened me, but I am cheered up knowing he would have become an Oxycotin addict if he had lived.

The article at OP's link calls him a

[quote] legendary thespian.

Now, THAT, is hilarious.

Why is that hilarious, R137?

Wasn’t Danny Thomas one?

R134 See the movie Come September.

Thespian, Blanche! Thespian!

The Video

The video shows that this is worse than his PR team is letting on but you can't blame them. The fact that he is recovering at home means nothing. With his money, he can move the hospital to him.

The world would be better off without George, truly.

Yet another asshole driver making a left turn in front of motorcycles.

SMDH

I can't watch it. Italian drivers have such a reckless sense of entitlement it is very dangerous and they don't care.

Le stragi di sabato sera.

She is a member of the satanist Council on Foreign Relations.

Therefore she needs to be called back to her master, Satan. Hopefully it will be soon.

It must look worse than it actually was

R102 see today's blind item #1

I'm not R102, but do you really expect them to search for today's blind item R148? When didn't you give them a link?

R149 I tried but it didn't take. Trying again...

This was an illuminati warning to both George and Matt Damon to get their act together. Sacrifices are needed.

How is Anal? Is she hurt?

Who was on the first motorcycle?

The car was stopped with its left front tire slightly over the lane line, presumably in preparation for turning.

The first motorcycle went right past the car with no problem.

Clooney appeared to be in the far left side of his lane and ran right into the stopped car.

R150 Clooney and 15yo boy ? I don’t believe it.

Will he be buried at sea?

r150 was the boy on the other scooter?

Buried at sea? I thought the body was going to be donated to first year medical students who have no idea who he is.

Papi's reflexes aren't what they used to be. He's clearly at fault here as the videos show, and, yeah, he's hurt far more than he's letting on.

[quote]He's clearly at fault here as the videos show

Uh, the video shows the exact opposite. The vehicle making a left has to be sure the road is clear before making the left.

The car was stopped.

Clooney was moving. He hit the car.

The poor car.

Cloony ran right into a stopped car. Where he impacted the windshield is more proof that this is the case.

What kind if driver stops right in front of a megastar?

I love that his former "girlfriend", sardinian Elisabetta Canalis, didn't say a word about this on her social profiles. No wishing well, no auguri, no nothing.

Did any of you fans send flowers or get well cards ?

His bodyguard was on the scooter in front of him.

I rescind my earlier statement that Cloony was at fault. The driver of the car has stated he was blinded by the sun in his eyes.

I don't believe for a minute that he was not seriously injured.

the video is pretty brutal, i bet he broke at least a couple of bones

R93, Boriello has convinced me that I MUST move to Italy, STAT.

R132, if Amal wasn’t pregnant with her own biological children, or otherwise, and it can be EASILY proven, then prove it, right now.

You are one of the most insane persons whom I’ve ever come across online. The shit you spew constantly is absurd, and vile.

You’re mentally ill.

He's become kinda sleazy looking but still very hot.

I don’t see the resemblance. Maybe very slight.

Is Boriello severely brain damaged? Who does that to their body? What a waste of a face.

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I'm amazed he was able to walk at all, R174. Don't forget he has some long-standing back injury that he said made him want to commit suicide at one point. This could really be bad for him.

Anyone else feel sorry for him ? I pray for his full recovery.

Yes, R176, I send my full prayers!

Why doesn’t he dye his greys ? It would make him younger and more desirable. He looks old especially beside Amal

Most handsome Irish people don't give a crap about going grey. Its very well regarded.

Are his pubes grey too ?

He looks his age. So what. This might age him further and faster however.

He can’t afford to age too fast or he’ll get grandpa roles

Ir responsible t to ride motorcycles while on a shoot. Has his accident shut down production?

It looks like it wasn’t his fault. The car turned in front of him.

He's a jerk. He hurt his ankle so bad while filming his Batman film that production had to be shut down for over a week. What a typical jock marooon.

Interesting thread...

Well he is the age of a grandpa who could have a grandchild the age of a young adult so what's wrong with him playing one?

Get out of the way...I volunteer to administer a catheter!

You only live once, but it’s still about risk vs. reward.

I get the motorcycle thing. I love motorcycles, and I’ve seriously considered purchasing one, and I still might. However, (and maybe I think this way because I’m a frau), I’m not sure that I’d get on one as regular transportation if I had kids, or if I had a serious, previous back injury, or while filming.

If I get killed on a motorcycle, as it stands, no one would be adversely affected by my death, because I don’t have children. But if I did, I’d reconsider it strongly. I’d also reconsider it strongly with a nasty, previous back injury.

It sucks, because riding motorcycles rocks, especially in crowed places, like LA. But I’ve also lost two friends to motorcycle accidents. Neither were at fault, either. I saw photos of the accident when one friend died, and it was unbelievable. His shoes were at least 50 feet awar from him, his helmet, too. He looked like a mangled doll. Those pictures really fucked me up for years, and I wish I’d never seen them.

Yes, R186, because nothing proves that Clooney is married to a beard, more than a thread on DL, compiled from random blind items, written by losers who claim to be entertainment lawyers, while living in some shithole in Virginia, doing drugs, and hoarding a variety of shit from Amazon and E-Bay, while playing his electric guitar, quite badly, I might add.

R190 ? Elaborate???

R192, I think I’ve elaborated plenty.

The original Enty is a lucky loser, who wrote tons of BS, and sold his site, or perhaps didn’t. Not sure about the current state of affairs w/ CDAN, but as far as Enty goes, that’s what I’ve been told.

I’ve considered posting pictures of the original Enty, but I’m not a cunt, so I’m not going to do that.

People, wake up! CDAN is now nothing but right wing, Russian driven propaganda. It’s all bullshit. Why have people become such gullible drones? Honestly, I just don’t get it.

Thank goodness we have CDAN to tell us the news the corrupt and perverse ( and their toadies ) try to suppress.

No r190/92 I meant elaborate about this new suspect you mention. Virginia? Electric guitars? Not at all sure how this relates to past/present Enty, unless you're saying he's not at all who he presents to be, other than the usual explanation from past threads