Remember when Lifetime used to make this kind of glorious garbage before they got all uppity?
Fitness model-turned-fundie actor Rusty Joiner is the DAD CRUSH
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 7, 2018 11:29 PM |
WOW Jeez he is hot
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 8, 2018 2:07 AM |
HOT DADDY!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 8, 2018 2:09 AM |
it is not hot, its steroids. fitness cheater.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 8, 2018 3:37 AM |
What is the movie actually about? A murder? Is the teenage girl stalking him? Is he stalking her? That trailer is a mess
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 8, 2018 5:15 AM |
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout "fundie actor?"
What did he do?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 8, 2018 7:09 AM |
Dammit, she's straight.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 8, 2018 7:18 AM |
what a fucking whore. throw a few dollars on the table and he will spread his legs
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 8, 2018 7:24 AM |
Looks like trash. He's a fundie but in the movie he is sleeping with his daughter's friend?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 8, 2018 7:29 AM |
Woah! Rusty's still hot.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 8, 2018 7:46 AM |
he looks like a roided out normie
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 8, 2018 7:49 AM |
Wait, this is an actual movie? Not some TV movie from Lifetime or Hallmark trying to be edgy?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 8, 2018 8:38 AM |
R5 big time fundie, starred in an anti-abortion movie.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 8, 2018 9:58 AM |
Man, he still looks good BUT he has NOT aged well.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 8, 2018 10:08 AM |
It was either the face or the abs/tan and he chose the latter
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 8, 2018 10:10 AM |
What a DILF
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 11, 2018 5:53 PM |
Too bad about him being a fundie.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 11, 2018 5:58 PM |
Ri-dong-u-lous!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 11, 2018 6:01 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 11, 2018 6:03 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 11, 2018 6:04 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 11, 2018 6:04 PM |
It's time to start calling these assholes out for their steroid use. They are pussies and cheaters.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 11, 2018 6:04 PM |
R22 How does it affect you if he uses steroids? Appreciate the view or don't
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 11, 2018 6:09 PM |
Didn't he work at the Abbey or some other LA gay place in the 90s? Or did I imagine that...
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 11, 2018 6:10 PM |
Absolutely beautiful daddy
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 11, 2018 6:12 PM |
Craggy
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 11, 2018 6:30 PM |
How could he be anti abortion? cos his tard face looks like a hairy aborted fetus!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 11, 2018 6:39 PM |
His balls must be the size of BBs.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 11, 2018 6:47 PM |
If he can still get hard, he could fuck the hell out of me
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 11, 2018 6:54 PM |
Zaddy
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 11, 2018 6:59 PM |
He's 45 years old and looks damn fantastic.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 11, 2018 7:06 PM |
The steroid-accuser troll needs to fuck off. Any man with some muscle is not automatically on steroids. We get it, you're a skinny bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 11, 2018 7:09 PM |
Rusty is hot and has a hot body. I remember jacking off to him when he did those Vista videos (the ones with the models in Miami, I think that was the brand).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 11, 2018 7:14 PM |
Woah thanks for the tip R33. Had just his instagram to go off yesterday (which is still pretty great)
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 11, 2018 7:16 PM |
He never did Vista Videos. I would have known and purschased it.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 11, 2018 7:17 PM |
I'm pretty sure he did. This was a long time ago. Vista Video seems to have disappeared and I can't find their stuff online for some reason. I tossed all my gay porn/pornlike DVDs during a move awhile back or I would go through them. Remember they didn't always use the models full names or have single videos featuring just one model.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 11, 2018 7:21 PM |
He never did Vista Video. He won the Structure underwear modeling competition while he was in college and was a pretty ubiquitous underwear model for the next several years.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 11, 2018 7:24 PM |
^ Smell Her, the Rusty Joiner fan club president
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 11, 2018 7:28 PM |
I don't blame anyone for being a fan of Rusty? I thank OP for making me aware of him
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 11, 2018 7:30 PM |
I don't think Rusty did Vista video either. And a search doesn't bring up anything about that.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 11, 2018 7:34 PM |
R41 a search doesn't bring up any of Vista Video stuff. I can only find two bad montages on YouTube. Their site is defunct and I don't think their videos were on anything but DVD.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 11, 2018 7:40 PM |
Can we find anything on eBay?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 11, 2018 7:41 PM |
I dunno. They were softcore porn basically. I wish I hadn't trashed all mine, I could have had some fun uploading some rare porn.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 11, 2018 7:44 PM |
[quote] a search doesn't bring up any of Vista Video stuff.
Because they were lame even for softcore standards.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 11, 2018 7:44 PM |
They had some hot guys though, r45. And they were well produced.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 11, 2018 7:46 PM |
Rusty did a video for Icon Men apparently
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 11, 2018 8:03 PM |
Yes I have the Icon Men video. It's just demonstrated exercises but it got the job done when it was needed.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 11, 2018 8:04 PM |
when does this movie air??? Gotta see it
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 11, 2018 8:28 PM |
Agree, the shirtless shot in the trailer did its job LOL I will see this probably terrible movie
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 11, 2018 8:30 PM |
[quote] Any man with some muscle is not automatically on steroids.
yes, Rusty looks like he's perfectly natural!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 11, 2018 8:33 PM |
Very likable performer. He's done some comic bits for commercials and comes across as very sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 11, 2018 8:44 PM |
Yum.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 11, 2018 8:52 PM |
He's perfect. Did he ever show cock?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 11, 2018 9:14 PM |
He look like his mouf fit funny.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 11, 2018 10:55 PM |
Hot but happened to his face? He looked very good before.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 11, 2018 11:03 PM |
He got old R65
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 11, 2018 11:04 PM |
Good looking, well muscled southern boy. What's not to like.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 11, 2018 11:08 PM |
The small penis?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 11, 2018 11:11 PM |
Sexy slut
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 11, 2018 11:13 PM |
Steroid-abusers are cheaters.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 11, 2018 11:16 PM |
Gross body. Need more fat to look normal. I hope the peen is at least intact. That said, one more for glorious lifetime garbage!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 11, 2018 11:20 PM |
R67 he’s REALLY right wing
I mean he appears comfortable enough with the gays, but doesn’t support a woman’s right and also did a movie about the war on Christmas
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 11, 2018 11:25 PM |
Anybody who wants to make abortion illegal can fuck right off. This piece of shit probably voted for Trump. And now Rusty’s close to getting his wish of having a Supreme Court that throws America into modern-day Dark Ages.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 11, 2018 11:29 PM |
R73 I hope you've been out in the street this morning protesting!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 11, 2018 11:33 PM |
He's got more hair on his head now than he did in that bikini.com video. Must be the same hair replacement technique as Matthew McConaughey.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 12, 2018 12:09 AM |
Let's not forget his tasteful Planet Fitness commercial
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 12, 2018 12:33 AM |
I've done a trillion squats and lunges, my ass will never be this fine.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 12, 2018 12:47 AM |
You’ll get there someday, R77.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 12, 2018 12:48 AM |
I want evidence of this person's so-called fundamentalism.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 12, 2018 12:50 AM |
R21 has all the evidence you need.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 12, 2018 12:52 AM |
R80 So he was paid to appear in a movie.
Is that fundamentalism?
I prostitute myself in an awful office job 9 to 5.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 12, 2018 12:57 AM |
I saw him about ten years ago at the Abbey in weho with a group of guys. He's shorter than he looks. No clue if he was in a gay posse or not as the club was already pretty mixed at that point.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 12, 2018 12:57 AM |
That should read The Abbey in weho
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 12, 2018 12:58 AM |
I give up. Y'all will have to guess where
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 12, 2018 1:00 AM |
[QUOTE]I prostitute myself in an awful office job 9 to 5.
WHORE!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 12, 2018 1:00 AM |
Wit? He rich? It is not fair!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 12, 2018 1:36 AM |
Highly doubt any lifetime actors are rich lol
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 12, 2018 1:41 AM |
AWG so gross
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 12, 2018 2:21 AM |
R85. I'm not a whore. It's my democratic right as a Democrat voter to eat out at restaurants five nights a week and buy a new car every five years.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 12, 2018 3:13 AM |
Just watched the Icon video for the first time. Incredible. He knew who his audience was
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 12, 2018 4:01 AM |
Those of you talking about whether or not he was in the Vista Videos, you may be mixing RJ up with Mark Dalton. MD did Vista and the two of them had a similar look (blond, great bodies, corn-fed farm boy type) before Mark ruined his look with all the tattoos.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 12, 2018 4:51 AM |
It's all a bit too much...his arms and shoulders are so vascular that I get a little icked out.
He looks like he's *this* close to shedding the remnants of his "acting career" hitting the Body Builders of a Certain Age circuit.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 12, 2018 5:02 AM |
^and hitting
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 12, 2018 5:02 AM |
He isn't really THAT old , R66 , but having 0% body fat will age a guy beyond his years. And it really shows on him, unfortunately.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 12, 2018 5:18 AM |
J don't mind his face at all. It's gruff and masculine
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 12, 2018 11:41 AM |
Sex slut
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 12, 2018 6:25 PM |
Did he ever hook?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 12, 2018 6:51 PM |
Well, this should have been made as a comedy.
Does anybody know if it's accidentally funny enough to make it worth watching?
HONEYMOON FROM HELL had enough campy moments and beefcake from Adam Hagenbuch to make it worth a watch.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 12, 2018 10:10 PM |
R98 Adam Hagenbuch is cute but I couldn't bear those three women.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 12, 2018 11:01 PM |
R79 No one has provided any evidence of this jobbing actor's so-called fundamentalism.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 12, 2018 11:18 PM |
I'd need to see who he voted for in the 2016 election
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 12, 2018 11:20 PM |
LOL someone is desperate for reassurance that a man who made a movie about shutting an abortion clinic down isn’t a deploreable.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 12, 2018 11:34 PM |
R102 He took on a job to appear in a movie. He didn't fund or write that movie.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 12, 2018 11:37 PM |
R103 = splitting hairs worse than Paul Ryan on Trump
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 12, 2018 11:41 PM |
R104 Someone who makes wild assertions without any evidence is worse than Paul Ryan on Trump
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 13, 2018 2:00 AM |
😂 You know good and damn well that this piece of shit voted for Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 13, 2018 5:19 AM |
No, R106, I don't 'know good and damn well' how this man voted.
I've never met him. He's a model and I'm a consumer. Has he published books on the subject or given interviews?
Making assumptions and baseless assertions is for teenagers.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 13, 2018 6:43 AM |
Stop arguing with the troll
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 13, 2018 9:34 AM |
Don't argue with Christians!
We hate Christians!!!!!
Christians are worse than Mohammudans!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 13, 2018 9:41 AM |
He's a fundie and yet does photo shoots squarely aimed at a lascivious drooling gay market?
And he keeps his gay porn name?
Well fundies are enormous hypocrites when it comes to making money.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 13, 2018 10:04 AM |
He moved from the south to California years ago and had a kid there. He also has done work on Ru Paul's Drag Race. He seems to be religious but I also see no evidence he's a fundamentalist. He doesn't make IG posts about it and I follow several IG guys that regularly do.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 13, 2018 1:00 PM |
Very masculine and macho
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 13, 2018 5:51 PM |
Actors are paid to ACT. Just because he was in a fundie movie doesn't mean he's automatically a fundie himself. Only someone very young and stupid would think such a thing.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 13, 2018 7:00 PM |
Just block the troll
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 13, 2018 7:04 PM |
LOL! The troll is also the person who posted below
Gay Conservative Republicans are on the same level with black KKK apologists (yes there are some). They're sick. SICK IN THE HEAD I TELL YOU! There, I said it.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 13, 2018 7:06 PM |
From RuPaul’s “Looking Good Feeling Gorgeous” music video (2004)
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 13, 2018 7:28 PM |
Only the hottest men appear in RuPaul videos.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 30, 2018 3:24 PM |
R118 Ru knows her audience
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 30, 2018 3:25 PM |
funny after being arrested for battery, no thanks
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 16, 2018 12:53 PM |
Hottery lottery!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 16, 2018 1:21 PM |
details? r121
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 16, 2018 1:59 PM |
Rusty played torso for hire this week on Lifetime.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 7, 2018 11:25 PM |
Remember when Nazis ravaged Germany and called anyone who dared question them "uppity?"
The nerve!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 7, 2018 11:27 PM |
Does he have a fundamentally BIG HOT COCK?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 7, 2018 11:28 PM |
I’m a rusty joiner too. I used to volunteer all the time but then fell out of the habit.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 7, 2018 11:29 PM |