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Fitness model-turned-fundie actor Rusty Joiner is the DAD CRUSH

Remember when Lifetime used to make this kind of glorious garbage before they got all uppity?

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by Anonymousreply 127November 7, 2018 11:29 PM

WOW Jeez he is hot

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2018 2:07 AM

HOT DADDY!

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2018 2:09 AM

it is not hot, its steroids. fitness cheater.

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2018 3:37 AM

What is the movie actually about? A murder? Is the teenage girl stalking him? Is he stalking her? That trailer is a mess

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2018 5:15 AM

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout "fundie actor?"

What did he do?

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2018 7:09 AM

Dammit, she's straight.

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2018 7:18 AM

what a fucking whore. throw a few dollars on the table and he will spread his legs

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2018 7:24 AM

Looks like trash. He's a fundie but in the movie he is sleeping with his daughter's friend?

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2018 7:29 AM

Woah! Rusty's still hot.

by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2018 7:46 AM

he looks like a roided out normie

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2018 7:49 AM

Wait, this is an actual movie? Not some TV movie from Lifetime or Hallmark trying to be edgy?

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2018 8:38 AM

R5 big time fundie, starred in an anti-abortion movie.

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2018 9:58 AM

Man, he still looks good BUT he has NOT aged well.

by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2018 10:08 AM

It was either the face or the abs/tan and he chose the latter

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by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2018 10:10 AM

Rusty's body is pretty damn perfect

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by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2018 8:50 PM

What a DILF

by Anonymousreply 16July 11, 2018 5:53 PM

Too bad about him being a fundie.

by Anonymousreply 17July 11, 2018 5:58 PM

Ri-dong-u-lous!

by Anonymousreply 18July 11, 2018 6:01 PM
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by Anonymousreply 19July 11, 2018 6:03 PM
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by Anonymousreply 20July 11, 2018 6:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 21July 11, 2018 6:04 PM

It's time to start calling these assholes out for their steroid use. They are pussies and cheaters.

by Anonymousreply 22July 11, 2018 6:04 PM

R22 How does it affect you if he uses steroids? Appreciate the view or don't

by Anonymousreply 23July 11, 2018 6:09 PM

Didn't he work at the Abbey or some other LA gay place in the 90s? Or did I imagine that...

by Anonymousreply 24July 11, 2018 6:10 PM

Absolutely beautiful daddy

by Anonymousreply 25July 11, 2018 6:12 PM

Craggy

by Anonymousreply 26July 11, 2018 6:30 PM

How could he be anti abortion? cos his tard face looks like a hairy aborted fetus!

by Anonymousreply 27July 11, 2018 6:39 PM

His balls must be the size of BBs.

by Anonymousreply 28July 11, 2018 6:47 PM

If he can still get hard, he could fuck the hell out of me

by Anonymousreply 29July 11, 2018 6:54 PM

Zaddy

by Anonymousreply 30July 11, 2018 6:59 PM

He's 45 years old and looks damn fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 31July 11, 2018 7:06 PM

The steroid-accuser troll needs to fuck off. Any man with some muscle is not automatically on steroids. We get it, you're a skinny bitch.

by Anonymousreply 32July 11, 2018 7:09 PM

Rusty is hot and has a hot body. I remember jacking off to him when he did those Vista videos (the ones with the models in Miami, I think that was the brand).

by Anonymousreply 33July 11, 2018 7:14 PM

Woah thanks for the tip R33. Had just his instagram to go off yesterday (which is still pretty great)

by Anonymousreply 34July 11, 2018 7:16 PM

He never did Vista Videos. I would have known and purschased it.

by Anonymousreply 35July 11, 2018 7:17 PM

I'm pretty sure he did. This was a long time ago. Vista Video seems to have disappeared and I can't find their stuff online for some reason. I tossed all my gay porn/pornlike DVDs during a move awhile back or I would go through them. Remember they didn't always use the models full names or have single videos featuring just one model.

by Anonymousreply 36July 11, 2018 7:21 PM

Classic Rusty

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by Anonymousreply 37July 11, 2018 7:21 PM

He never did Vista Video. He won the Structure underwear modeling competition while he was in college and was a pretty ubiquitous underwear model for the next several years.

by Anonymousreply 38July 11, 2018 7:24 PM

^ Smell Her, the Rusty Joiner fan club president

by Anonymousreply 39July 11, 2018 7:28 PM

I don't blame anyone for being a fan of Rusty? I thank OP for making me aware of him

by Anonymousreply 40July 11, 2018 7:30 PM

I don't think Rusty did Vista video either. And a search doesn't bring up anything about that.

by Anonymousreply 41July 11, 2018 7:34 PM

R41 a search doesn't bring up any of Vista Video stuff. I can only find two bad montages on YouTube. Their site is defunct and I don't think their videos were on anything but DVD.

by Anonymousreply 42July 11, 2018 7:40 PM

Can we find anything on eBay?

by Anonymousreply 43July 11, 2018 7:41 PM

I dunno. They were softcore porn basically. I wish I hadn't trashed all mine, I could have had some fun uploading some rare porn.

by Anonymousreply 44July 11, 2018 7:44 PM

[quote] a search doesn't bring up any of Vista Video stuff.

Because they were lame even for softcore standards.

by Anonymousreply 45July 11, 2018 7:44 PM

They had some hot guys though, r45. And they were well produced.

by Anonymousreply 46July 11, 2018 7:46 PM

Rusty did a video for Icon Men apparently

by Anonymousreply 47July 11, 2018 8:03 PM

Yes I have the Icon Men video. It's just demonstrated exercises but it got the job done when it was needed.

by Anonymousreply 48July 11, 2018 8:04 PM

when does this movie air??? Gotta see it

by Anonymousreply 49July 11, 2018 8:28 PM

Agree, the shirtless shot in the trailer did its job LOL I will see this probably terrible movie

by Anonymousreply 50July 11, 2018 8:30 PM

It's out now R49

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by Anonymousreply 51July 11, 2018 8:31 PM

[quote] Any man with some muscle is not automatically on steroids.

yes, Rusty looks like he's perfectly natural!

by Anonymousreply 52July 11, 2018 8:33 PM

Back in the day:

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by Anonymousreply 53July 11, 2018 8:41 PM

Front and back

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by Anonymousreply 54July 11, 2018 8:43 PM

Cut:

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by Anonymousreply 55July 11, 2018 8:43 PM

Very likable performer. He's done some comic bits for commercials and comes across as very sweet.

by Anonymousreply 56July 11, 2018 8:44 PM

More ass

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by Anonymousreply 57July 11, 2018 8:44 PM

tease

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by Anonymousreply 58July 11, 2018 8:44 PM

More tease

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by Anonymousreply 59July 11, 2018 8:44 PM

Smile and ass

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by Anonymousreply 60July 11, 2018 8:45 PM

Yum.

by Anonymousreply 61July 11, 2018 8:52 PM

He's perfect. Did he ever show cock?

by Anonymousreply 62July 11, 2018 9:14 PM

This is the closest he came.

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by Anonymousreply 63July 11, 2018 10:46 PM

He look like his mouf fit funny.

by Anonymousreply 64July 11, 2018 10:55 PM

Hot but happened to his face? He looked very good before.

by Anonymousreply 65July 11, 2018 11:03 PM

He got old R65

by Anonymousreply 66July 11, 2018 11:04 PM

Good looking, well muscled southern boy. What's not to like.

by Anonymousreply 67July 11, 2018 11:08 PM

The small penis?

by Anonymousreply 68July 11, 2018 11:11 PM

Sexy slut

by Anonymousreply 69July 11, 2018 11:13 PM

Steroid-abusers are cheaters.

by Anonymousreply 70July 11, 2018 11:16 PM

Gross body. Need more fat to look normal. I hope the peen is at least intact. That said, one more for glorious lifetime garbage!

by Anonymousreply 71July 11, 2018 11:20 PM

R67 he’s REALLY right wing

I mean he appears comfortable enough with the gays, but doesn’t support a woman’s right and also did a movie about the war on Christmas

by Anonymousreply 72July 11, 2018 11:25 PM

Anybody who wants to make abortion illegal can fuck right off. This piece of shit probably voted for Trump. And now Rusty’s close to getting his wish of having a Supreme Court that throws America into modern-day Dark Ages.

by Anonymousreply 73July 11, 2018 11:29 PM

R73 I hope you've been out in the street this morning protesting!

by Anonymousreply 74July 11, 2018 11:33 PM

He's got more hair on his head now than he did in that bikini.com video. Must be the same hair replacement technique as Matthew McConaughey.

by Anonymousreply 75July 12, 2018 12:09 AM

Let's not forget his tasteful Planet Fitness commercial

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by Anonymousreply 76July 12, 2018 12:33 AM

I've done a trillion squats and lunges, my ass will never be this fine.

by Anonymousreply 77July 12, 2018 12:47 AM

You’ll get there someday, R77.

by Anonymousreply 78July 12, 2018 12:48 AM

I want evidence of this person's so-called fundamentalism.

by Anonymousreply 79July 12, 2018 12:50 AM

R21 has all the evidence you need.

by Anonymousreply 80July 12, 2018 12:52 AM

R80 So he was paid to appear in a movie.

Is that fundamentalism?

I prostitute myself in an awful office job 9 to 5.

by Anonymousreply 81July 12, 2018 12:57 AM

I saw him about ten years ago at the Abbey in weho with a group of guys. He's shorter than he looks. No clue if he was in a gay posse or not as the club was already pretty mixed at that point.

by Anonymousreply 82July 12, 2018 12:57 AM

That should read The Abbey in weho

by Anonymousreply 83July 12, 2018 12:58 AM

I give up. Y'all will have to guess where

by Anonymousreply 84July 12, 2018 1:00 AM

[QUOTE]I prostitute myself in an awful office job 9 to 5.

WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 85July 12, 2018 1:00 AM

Wit? He rich? It is not fair!

by Anonymousreply 86July 12, 2018 1:36 AM

Highly doubt any lifetime actors are rich lol

by Anonymousreply 87July 12, 2018 1:41 AM

AWG so gross

by Anonymousreply 88July 12, 2018 2:21 AM

R85. I'm not a whore. It's my democratic right as a Democrat voter to eat out at restaurants five nights a week and buy a new car every five years.

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by Anonymousreply 89July 12, 2018 3:13 AM

Just watched the Icon video for the first time. Incredible. He knew who his audience was

by Anonymousreply 90July 12, 2018 4:01 AM

Those of you talking about whether or not he was in the Vista Videos, you may be mixing RJ up with Mark Dalton. MD did Vista and the two of them had a similar look (blond, great bodies, corn-fed farm boy type) before Mark ruined his look with all the tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 91July 12, 2018 4:51 AM

It's all a bit too much...his arms and shoulders are so vascular that I get a little icked out.

He looks like he's *this* close to shedding the remnants of his "acting career" hitting the Body Builders of a Certain Age circuit.

by Anonymousreply 92July 12, 2018 5:02 AM

^and hitting

by Anonymousreply 93July 12, 2018 5:02 AM

He isn't really THAT old , R66 , but having 0% body fat will age a guy beyond his years. And it really shows on him, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 94July 12, 2018 5:18 AM

J don't mind his face at all. It's gruff and masculine

by Anonymousreply 95July 12, 2018 11:41 AM

Sex slut

by Anonymousreply 96July 12, 2018 6:25 PM

Did he ever hook?

by Anonymousreply 97July 12, 2018 6:51 PM

Well, this should have been made as a comedy.

Does anybody know if it's accidentally funny enough to make it worth watching?

HONEYMOON FROM HELL had enough campy moments and beefcake from Adam Hagenbuch to make it worth a watch.

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by Anonymousreply 98July 12, 2018 10:10 PM

R98 Adam Hagenbuch is cute but I couldn't bear those three women.

by Anonymousreply 99July 12, 2018 11:01 PM

R79 No one has provided any evidence of this jobbing actor's so-called fundamentalism.

by Anonymousreply 100July 12, 2018 11:18 PM

I'd need to see who he voted for in the 2016 election

by Anonymousreply 101July 12, 2018 11:20 PM

LOL someone is desperate for reassurance that a man who made a movie about shutting an abortion clinic down isn’t a deploreable.

by Anonymousreply 102July 12, 2018 11:34 PM

R102 He took on a job to appear in a movie. He didn't fund or write that movie.

by Anonymousreply 103July 12, 2018 11:37 PM

R103 = splitting hairs worse than Paul Ryan on Trump

by Anonymousreply 104July 12, 2018 11:41 PM

R104 Someone who makes wild assertions without any evidence is worse than Paul Ryan on Trump

by Anonymousreply 105July 13, 2018 2:00 AM

😂 You know good and damn well that this piece of shit voted for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 106July 13, 2018 5:19 AM

No, R106, I don't 'know good and damn well' how this man voted.

I've never met him. He's a model and I'm a consumer. Has he published books on the subject or given interviews?

Making assumptions and baseless assertions is for teenagers.

by Anonymousreply 107July 13, 2018 6:43 AM

Stop arguing with the troll

by Anonymousreply 108July 13, 2018 9:34 AM

Don't argue with Christians!

We hate Christians!!!!!

Christians are worse than Mohammudans!

by Anonymousreply 109July 13, 2018 9:41 AM

He's a fundie and yet does photo shoots squarely aimed at a lascivious drooling gay market?

And he keeps his gay porn name?

Well fundies are enormous hypocrites when it comes to making money.

by Anonymousreply 110July 13, 2018 10:04 AM

He moved from the south to California years ago and had a kid there. He also has done work on Ru Paul's Drag Race. He seems to be religious but I also see no evidence he's a fundamentalist. He doesn't make IG posts about it and I follow several IG guys that regularly do.

by Anonymousreply 111July 13, 2018 1:00 PM

Very masculine and macho

by Anonymousreply 112July 13, 2018 5:51 PM

Actors are paid to ACT. Just because he was in a fundie movie doesn't mean he's automatically a fundie himself. Only someone very young and stupid would think such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 113July 13, 2018 7:00 PM

Just block the troll

by Anonymousreply 114July 13, 2018 7:04 PM

LOL! The troll is also the person who posted below

Gay Conservative Republicans are on the same level with black KKK apologists (yes there are some). They're sick. SICK IN THE HEAD I TELL YOU! There, I said it.

by Anonymousreply 115July 13, 2018 7:06 PM

From RuPaul’s “Looking Good Feeling Gorgeous” music video (2004)

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by Anonymousreply 116July 13, 2018 7:28 PM

Rusty being sexy

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by Anonymousreply 117July 30, 2018 2:49 PM

Only the hottest men appear in RuPaul videos.

by Anonymousreply 118July 30, 2018 3:24 PM

R118 Ru knows her audience

by Anonymousreply 119July 30, 2018 3:25 PM

An unbelievably sexy guy

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by Anonymousreply 120October 16, 2018 12:47 PM

funny after being arrested for battery, no thanks

by Anonymousreply 121October 16, 2018 12:53 PM

Hottery lottery!

by Anonymousreply 122October 16, 2018 1:21 PM

details? r121

by Anonymousreply 123October 16, 2018 1:59 PM

Rusty played torso for hire this week on Lifetime.

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by Anonymousreply 124November 7, 2018 11:25 PM

Remember when Nazis ravaged Germany and called anyone who dared question them "uppity?"

The nerve!

by Anonymousreply 125November 7, 2018 11:27 PM

Does he have a fundamentally BIG HOT COCK?

by Anonymousreply 126November 7, 2018 11:28 PM

I’m a rusty joiner too. I used to volunteer all the time but then fell out of the habit.

by Anonymousreply 127November 7, 2018 11:29 PM
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