I just bought an entire bag of Nestle Crunch minis.

I gave them out at Halloween last year but this year I’m keeping them for myself.

Kids like Butterfinger, don’t they?

You fat whore!

Are you fuckin' kiddin' me, man? I mean if you're going to pig out on something, then by all means make it something GOOD! Nestle Crunch fuckin' Minis?!! That shit is whack! American made chocolate is bull shit! It's half WAX! If you were going to buy grocery store chocolate, then you'd have at least gone the Cadbury route. Throw that shit in the trash and go back out to grab a piece of chocolate or raspberry cheese cake - some fuckin' eclairs or a 1000 calorie Blizzard or some shit! OY!!!! You know what I'm about to pig out on, man? I'm about to make a garden salad to top off with some shreaded cheese, ribeye steak, and a handful of fries. Yes, I've had a few rum n cokes, prior. Carry one, OP, carry on.

I worship grocery store chocolate.

Splurge on good quality chocolate.

I have good quality chocolate in the pantry, but it’s the cheap stuff I crave.

I hope you have a gym membership.

Go big or go home...you need to get the 9.25lb Crunch bar

^Uncle Peter! My smelling salts!

Jealous, bitches?

Of course you bought a bag. It's not like you can buy them by the handful, at least the minis. Nestles' chocolate is like eating plastic. It was good like a million years ago, when I was a kid.

"Quiet, Quiet, Quiet, Nestle's Crunch is so Crunchy!"

Why is Crunch so much better than Krackle?

Because Krackle is made by Hershey, the world's shittiest chocolate.

R14, but there’s a theme park!