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The 80s Hunk

A lot of oil, sweat, tans, no tattoos, great hair, and definitely buff and hunky. Today these guys would all have facial hair, covered in tattoos, hardly any hair, and they'd look very pale and thin.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 5, 2018 3:29 AM

The 80s Hulk:

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by Anonymousreply 1July 5, 2018 12:09 AM

I miss that look. A lot more effort went into looking good and it was worth it.

by Anonymousreply 2July 5, 2018 12:14 AM

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by Anonymousreply 3July 5, 2018 12:21 AM

vanna whites boyfriend who died in plane crash and worked at male hustler club NUMBERS waas the best part of the 1980s

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by Anonymousreply 4July 5, 2018 12:35 AM

I'm embarrassed to admit that I owned the VHS that's shown in the OP.

by Anonymousreply 5July 5, 2018 1:00 AM

I did too, R5!

by Anonymousreply 6July 5, 2018 1:20 AM

What do they do in the video?

by Anonymousreply 7July 5, 2018 1:25 AM

When I think of 80s hunk, I think of the low rent version Reb Brown, then I think of Space Mutiny, then I think of the MST3K episode that featured it, then I think of this brilliant video that just has all of the names the MST3K guys gave the main character.

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by Anonymousreply 8July 5, 2018 1:33 AM

You would never see a photo with 7 white guys nowadays. They would throw in a couple of minorities so it's not racist. There were more blondes in the 80's. I very rarely see a naturally blonde guy anymore. The guys are more beefy today and covered in nasty tatts, people are also less attractive now than back then.

I very rarely see any attractive men in Hollywood movies or porn anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 9July 5, 2018 1:44 AM

guys are not that attractive anymore

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by Anonymousreply 10July 5, 2018 1:48 AM

In OP's pic, bottom left in the coral sweat pants is Colt model Dallas Flynn----a rare man who I think looks better with a mustache, which I usually dislike.

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by Anonymousreply 11July 5, 2018 2:20 AM

In the 80s, brown hair was considered "ethnic" enough.

by Anonymousreply 12July 5, 2018 2:30 AM

The guy in the lower center in the OP photo is Francois Papillon, also known as Chris Ingram, Antoin Dijon, and other aliases, who was in Playgirl, Colt, many other gay-themed skin magazines and lots of stripping videos in the 80s. I thought he was one of the most handsome blond men when I was younger, and he had a full bush, even better in my adolescent mind. Of course, they all had full bushes back then. The good old days...

by Anonymousreply 13July 5, 2018 2:53 AM

Francois Papillon...

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by Anonymousreply 14July 5, 2018 2:55 AM

There's only ONE true hunk of the eighties.

Jon Erik Hexum.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 5, 2018 3:09 AM

You called?

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by Anonymousreply 16July 5, 2018 3:10 AM

Whatever happened to him, R15?

by Anonymousreply 17July 5, 2018 3:10 AM

For such a horrendous decade politically, it had two things we loved: "The Golden Girls" and gorgeous hunks.

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by Anonymousreply 18July 5, 2018 3:11 AM

r17 doesn't know that Jon Erik Hexum died young due to a firearms accident on a TV set?

He was fooling around with a gun using blanks. But blanks kill people, too.

by Anonymousreply 19July 5, 2018 3:14 AM

I have to agree that most of the 1980's "pin up" hunks were exceptionally sexy. They were "pretty" yet incredibly masculine/manly all at the same time. Sun-kissed, well-groomed, pumped muscles and oiled. Quite a seductive look all the way around really. You might not care for their fashion choices, but many were undeniably fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 20July 5, 2018 3:20 AM

[quote] great hair,

Oh, [italic]hon.[/italic]

No, no, no, no, no.

by Anonymousreply 21July 5, 2018 3:26 AM

I'm guessing here, but are all the posters here 60+ years old and white?!? Just a guess...

by Anonymousreply 22July 5, 2018 3:26 AM
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by Anonymousreply 23July 5, 2018 3:29 AM
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