Madonna's Unretouched Photo Thread

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Damn, if she were cool, she’d go with the powerful crone look.

This is horrendous.

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She’s tedious

Personally, she’s stopped being relevant 20 years ago. I know many people disagree, but her and antics don’t hold my interest

My first impression was "that's not Madonna." But I guess so. You can really see the pulling in her cheeks from a face lift. Expect these to get more noticeable as she ages and has more lifts.

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r6 - not relevant to you perhaps. She is still very much a player ..

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R10, Ewww. She has the body of a man in those pictures.

Wow - where did these pics come from? They really are unflattering especially the one below. Yeah - Madonna should just come out as a tough cougar. She's obviously plenty strong. She needs to stop doing the girlie thing .. she's pushing 60 ...

I wonder how far her breasts drop if she takes of the bra .... you can see why she always wears gloves. Strong peasant hands. Good for milking cows and weeding the garden.

I actually like Madonna a little more now I've seen these pics. Her public persona is such a hard bitch - but in these pics she looks slightly vulnerable - almost like a regular person.

Ma, put that shit away!

Madonna should come of out the closet and proudly own the person she is. She's GREAT. I love the pics

R10 She looks like a man in drag.

"She is still very much a player."

If she was she wouldn't have to resort to desperate measures like being photographed in her underwear at age 59.

A Cray super computer loaded with Photoshop could only handle that job.

R12, ewww MY EYES!!!!

Nudies! That's what they are! NUDIES!

GET HER, GURLS!!

Actually, if she let herself age a little more *naturally* she wouldn't look so bad. It's the harsh juxtaposition of the crass platinum blonde, with the jagged edges of the sculpted muscles, against the too-pale skin. The eye craves something smooth, curved, and more natural in tone to take in like in a REAL human-being.

R18 she is hardly 'in'. She was openly bi in the early nineties and love letters of hers to the female model she cast in the Justify My Love video have just gone up for auction. She and Ingrid Casares used to fuck. Madonna is a dick preferring bisexual. Who is too much of a bitch for any man to stick around for long, even the trade she used to pay to fuck her.

Finally, R25 brings a little class to the thread.

r20 you're the one that desperate. Haha - Let me guess - you're a Janet fan girl

Wow, the misogyny!

Post some of your untouched pics esp you eldergays!

She still looks better than 90% of this fat, obese country.

Anybody knows that Madonna will fuck anything, male or female. That's certainly not news. She's never tried to hide anything.

Not my cup of tea. If she hasn't had work done on her breasts then they look amazing, the rest not - but that is to be expected for her age! She should embrace ageing.

Many of these body photos were taken right after touring when she is at her lowest BMI. Lately, she has gained weight looks so much smoother. Go Madonna! Still looking good!

[quote]Actually, if she let herself age a little more *naturally* she wouldn't look so bad. It's the harsh juxtaposition of the crass platinum blonde, with the jagged edges of the sculpted muscles, against the too-pale skin. The eye craves something smooth, curved, and more natural in tone to take in like in a REAL human-being.

I agree about the wig - also the bra is ugly and the black panties too severe. But I love her muscles next to her soft skin. If she had soft short-hair, and better bra and panties (or none) she would look 100% better.

R29, calling someone ugly is not "misogyny". It is just an opinion regarding the person's appearance.

[R34] You're gleefully commenting on pics (probably doctored to make her look worse) and it's not misogyny? RIIIIIIIGHT

Many have seen her in concert up close (videos on line) and she looks amazing. So, I don't buy the doctored bad pics except the ones right after she toured. She was underweight and it showed. But, please, all of you show your bodies in underwear at 50 and above. No, didn't think so.

Since her True Blue days, she has always had a hard look about her. That's the time she became obsessed with going to the gym. But betweenBedtime Stories and Evita, she had a much softer look without the muscles. She was actually very attractive at the time.

R29 some women deserve robust critique. Madonna is an adult who sets out to provoke. We indulge her by responding to her provocations. Not because she is a woman. But because she is an obnoxious cunt. You'll notice we use that word in a 'non-gender-specific' way, here at the datalounge.

Relax r35 - she looks amazing for a 60 y/o person: pretty, strong and healthy. I think the pics are very flattering and I think most people would agree ..

r37 - you should be so lucky. I'm sure you're still sleeping on a pee stained sofa in your mother's unfinished basement ..

[R37] Oh you think she is obnoxious and a cunt so go right ahead then if it makes you tingle. At least she hasn't had a mental/drug breakdown. She was a gym rat, and over did it, but that was healthier. I never liked the trashing Mariah got for getting fat either. Besides, it is well known many of these bad pics are doctored.

[R38] Most people without an ax to grind feel that way. LOL

I was witness to her antics in Downtown Manhattan in the early eighties. She was a mean girl , like her friend K. Haring. Vague talents, much determination.

R41, elaborate!

[quote] I'm sure you're still sleeping on a pee stained sofa in your mother's unfinished basement ..

That's one of the most weary, dog-earred 'retorts' online, sweetheart. Try harder. Most of us here are professional, home-owning men in our 40s-60s. Go buy yourself a milkshake or some other sweet treat.

Madonna has not been "bi" since the Early 1990s, plus her faking it for attention in 2003-2004 with Britney.

Where's the "What she needs to do is take small character roles in independent films, throw herself into charity, write children's books" troll?

He's running late, I see.

I was witness to her before fame years. She was a hand full and very guarded but not mean. She has always been very very guarded which gets mistaken for mean. She had her circle and she wasn't the most outwardly friendly but on the dancefloor she would give everyone a smile, a quick dance. She has a lot of natural talent for dancing, songwriting and is a very emotive singer which you can't learn with a more than adequate voice.

r43 - I understand you're a loser and need to lash out at people. But you're trying too hard - DL is anonymous - you can let it all out (and have a good cry too) !!

I like CGI. I want my stars to never get old. And I want the dead ones to be re-animated.

R45, that's interesting to hear. I have read that after she was raped in her early days in NYC, she became much more guarded. Which makes sense.

[R48] That, and some record exec (still working and it was in a biography) accosted her in a bathroom and demanded a BJ for a record job. She refused and he attempted to blackball her. Seymour Stein, gay, came to her rescue not long after.

She comes off as aloof if she doesn't trust you. The ones in her circle say she was very warm, down to earth and funny. I've never seen anyone flirt as much as her with everyone. She had a charisma that was electric which is why Keith Haring, Jean Michael Basquiat, LL Cool J, Beastie Boys, Andy Wharhol, let her in their group. Sade hated her but Sade was jealous as fuck.

They did this about 4-5 years ago I remember and it looks a lot worse now.

Probably 1000 people in the world have had a career like hers circa 1989 and been that famous for pop music so why not just continue to tour, look your age, raise your children and not be so goddamn obsessed with you probably 1000 people in the world have had a career like hers circa 1989 and then that famous for pop music so why not just continue to tour, look your age, raise your children and not be so goddamn obsessed with youth.

Lightning strikes go fast you cannot keep it going forever.

I hated how Joan Rivers always justified her surgeries by saying “in this business you have to look good!” She was right of course but she was using that to justify her own weird need I hated how Joan Rivers always justified her surgeries by saying “in this business you have to look good!“ She was right of course but she was using that to justify her own reasoning for them which was not liking her face or body.

Madonna does not have that problem. She loves herself… A lot.

Love her, hate her, there would be no Gaga, no Britney or circus like epic concerts without M

R49 could just be getting info from biographies

[R50] Who doesn't want to continue to look good????? I've NEVER understood people putting down celebs for trying to stay looking good. Do we all become jiggly, no muscle skin bags or fat, obese porkers after 40?????? WTF is wrong with being into looking good?

It is always fug people who hate when celebs try to stay looking young. Always. I've never met a happy, healthy, good looking person who ragged on celebs for trying to look good well into their elder years.

r52 Yeah and you could be getting fucked by your dog ...

r53 - everyone want to look good but sometimes (often actually) celebrities try to hard to look youthful and wind up looking sort of silly

[R54] That was fucking hysterical!

R53 it is because they don't look good they look weird. Look at people like Kim K and Gaga, they are already having so much plastic surgery before they even turn 40. They worse worse and older than a lot of people who are actually older.

[R55] Not really. How many people dye their gray hair? That is the #1 thing to stay youthful looking. How many people diet, work out past 30? That is to stay youthful/ good looking. Yes, celebs often go too far. I never understand how they don't see it. Madonna's face, during the Rebel Heart promo, looked like a hot 35 year old. Her MET gala pics from 2015 were gorgeous.

R53 Calm down buddy. Everybody wants to look attractive. That’s good. She wants to be 25 for the rest of her life and is not a realistic person. Despite all of her success she can’t stand that she’s not on top of the charts anymore.

Calm down buddy. Everybody wants to look attractive. That’s good. She wants to be 25 for the rest of her life and is not a realistic person. Despite all of her success she can’t stand that she’s not on top of the charts anymore.

Same thing with Mariah Carey.

Mutton dressed as lamb.

OK, so I can’t use voice recognition at all on this thing anymore. Why does it keep doubling paragraphs…

R54 and R56 = same person

Haha - nope - bad guess

Early in her career she was not nice. People like Cher, George Harrison and John Schlesinger reported horror stories of her rude, bratty behavior.

[R59] Then LET HER. You're projecting shit on her and you don't have a fucking clue what she thinks. She is still on top as her tours are blockbuster despite not playing the hits. When she goes a proper GH tour, it will be the biggest tour of all time by far. Industry experts predict it would top a billion dollars.

[R64] While others, like Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks and wife Rita (who raved about how sweet and down to earth she is), David Fincher, Ron Silver, David Mamet, Griffin Dunne, James Foley, Nile Rodgers, said she was very sweet and very professional. Maybe, just maybe, some of those who didn't like her were assholes themselves?

[quote]You're gleefully commenting on pics (probably doctored to make her look worse) and it's not misogyny? RIIIIIIIGHT

So the 'What is wrong with Ray Liotta' thread is what.... misandry?

I don't think she could earn a billion dollars, unless she toured for years, but even then, no. She has no hits anymore, her voice is long gone, she can't really dance anymore . And I actually am a fan! Plus, she charges way too much for tickets If she would lower prices I think more people might go, but there go the huge concert grosses.

R8 she looks like Faye Dunaway.

[R68] Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better but you don't believe it. All experts say this isn't only possible, it's probable. She would play stadiums and tour 2 years. That's all she would need.

R70 She was having a lot of trouble selling out arenas in the US, even in cities she had never visited before, like Tulsa and Nashville. And in Australia, where she had not been in over 20 yrs.

She could do fine if she picks the right cities and countries where she has not toured too much, but no way is she grossing one billion at this point. She could have probably done so around the time of sticky and sweet if she had done more dates, but not now.

[ R71] You're not bright. She was still playing mostly NEW material which the public, and new cities, didn't want to hear. If she played all hits, the experts know she will make over a billion easily. Easily. She has oversaturated markets but with tours playing mostly new material. She does a GH tour and it's over. No one will ever come close to her bank on that. Since 1987, she has been able to play stadiums even in lean times, though she wisely chose arenas in a lot of markets during those lean times. Australia didn't wait all that time to hear mostly Rebel Heart songs at crazy prices. She plays the hits, she is gonna make huge bank like no one has ever seen. Everyone in the industry knows this and is begging her to do this. She refuses-so far.

That fucking "ooooh that's MISOGYNY!!!!!" troll needs to fuck straight off. Nobody here gives a shit about the fact that you think that every single fucking thing equates to hatred of women. Go somewhere else. Bye.

[R73] Are they wrong? It is silly to gnash teeth over a celebrity's looks. The comments are misogynistic. Bye!

UR a man hater R74. Why are u even here?

[R75] Why even reply to him that way? Do you care that much? Gurl, get laid.

I don't care about that skank or u R76 Shoo. Be gone, troll.

Showing up late and drunk on last tour.

R14 high testosterone level in the her body

Griffin Dunne likes her?

He's a well-known jerk, and a huge pain in the ass himself.

Madonna is an ugly version of the Catherine Trammel character from Basic Instinct: blond, bisexual, sociopaths. She may not have literally killed anyone, but she's left a trail of bodies in her professional wake of people she used and disregarded.

I don't think she's bi I know Penn is gay and so is Guy Ritchie so I think she's a lesbian