Do gay men typically go around sniffing pussies?!

OP = Cheryl!

Pussy sniffer

Is sniffing pussies a different look than smelling cookies? I am so confused now

My mother walked out of the women’s change room at the fancy gym of the hotel we were staying in and said it smelled like vaginas (she’s a former nurse).

Poor OP dear must be very sheltered. One does not need direct exposure to "know," the truth will present itself when a woman inevitably has a heavy flow day and the "not so fresh" air will permeate around her vicinity. Moreover, as homosexuals, we are blessed with sensitive olfactory sensors to sniff out unpleasant BO. If you do not OP, then regrettably you must be de-registered as a homosexual, then live the rest of your days as a hermit in the North Pole

Another gay pussy sniffer.

OP, you must be another newbie. DL has a longtime, inside running joke about Cheryl's pussy and the scent of other particularly foul women, and by longterm, I mean around 20 years. Do keep up and try not to be so thin skinned.

[quote] how would they know so much about whether a pussy stinks

Because we can smell you from a mile away, Cheryl.

Now, go DOUCHE. And use extra vinegar!!

OP types female and doesn't belong here. Gay guys don't have to ask questions like that .

No. They go around BEING pussies.

Some gay men cannot accept they entered this world through a vagina.

^Yep. You'd think all men would show real respect for women based on this alone.

I used to work for public aid to the indigent and when dirty, unwashed women came in from the summer heat, you damn well bet that the redolent scent of pussy stank crawled up every nostril in the building.

A stinking pussy doesn’t just disgust those who might be otherwise interested in pussy anymore than a raccoon rotting under the porch only disgusts those who see a waste of good eats.

Yet the fact remains that straight men like that shit apparently, part of which is their never ending battle to prove they are not queer. I will never, ever understand the attraction men have for women and no straight male or female has ever been able to explain why in anything approaching an adequate measure. As a gay guy it is so great to be blessedly free of having women as some sort of sexual point of reference. I think straight males are actually jealous and envious of gay men because of this freedom and have persecuted gay men because of it.

^^Poor dear.

OP = Dee Plorable

Don't get offended, Dee. Just get off your lazy ass, and fumigate that snatch.

OP = homophobic frau.

For a self-proclaimed writer, you were very careless with your opening post.

Oh god, you don't need to be a hetero guy to know bad vag stink. I remember, when I used to work in a shoe store, I had an enormous black woman come in and her skrud stank so bad I actually had to get up several times and go in the back to get fresh air. She had no idea either. Both she and her friend were just completely unaware of the situation. The worst part of it was because I worked in shoes, I had to basically be down on the floor at her feet, about 2 feet from that cesspool. The odor permeated the area too, like lingered for a good hour after she left. She was a nice gal though, I hope she figured that shit out.

Ladies douche with this! It’ll get all the fishy guck out!

For the same reason they talk about sniffing uncut penises when they've never moved out of their mother's basement.

^^

Huh? What?

What does one of those things in your sentence have to do with the other ?

Here R21, spray this on your pussy.

R3 got it right.

Gay male facial expressions only come in one of 2 varieties, OP: either smelling cookies or sniffing pussies. Nothing else.

Haha, I love creeping out my boyfriends by reminding them of days spent in the pussy mansion, 9 months exactly. And then rolling about pussy lips to get out of there. And drinking and pooping amniotic fluid. And can they imagine being so close to their moms’ pussy lips?? Hehheh....

And we’re all doctors but I still get angry death stares. And wait till I get to the breast feeding part....”think of squeezing mummys’ boobies and chewing and sucking on nipples”.

I know, I know, heheeh, I’m a bad girl. Once you get sensitive in med school, my nose now picks up all kinds of weird things. Your smelly organs, breath, rotting anything, pot smoked two weeks ago. All organs stink but private organs are special, especially if it’s a fat person with candidiasis in the folds. Of course, feet. Ugh, I could go on if you like.....

Wait.. why are we talking about this?

^^Because the best woman's pussy on the best day still has a stank about it. And because some stupid woman dared to ask why gay men think they know so much about it.

Oh yes, those are pheromones. Some people find it very attractive and others don’t. Since you’re gay, pussy will never smell good to you, so you must not smell it anymore. Obviously, gay men will not find those pheromones arousing and will all find all pussy smell gross

Straight men have a completely different reaction though. That’s all straight women care about.

To the broad in R27 : gay men must not smell pussy any more ?

Gladly. Fucking goddamn GLADLY.

Of course, that door swings both directions, so if we are to stop smelling your cooches, all women might want to get down there with a can of Scrubbing Bubbles and scour that thing so it doesn't stink up the elevator when I'm riding with you.

Still perplexed as to why straight women are posting on DL.......

I ate pussy a couple of times when I was younger. Not unpleasant nor a turn on. That's why gay men love sucking uncut. That's why I do I know, the pheromones.

Bravo, r28.

I also don't understand why so many straight women are posting here. They are stinking up the place.

Don't have to. A woman passes you in the supermarket. There's a whiff of rotten eggs in her wake. Enough said.

It's threads like this that make me certain gay men are our enemies.

Thanks for nothing, guys.

Women who wear excessive amount of perfume do it to mask their smelly pussies.

We love our Sapphic sisters. Our vitriol is aimed at the homophobic straight women (like OP) who have been infesting DL.

A lot of fat women don't wash their pussies.

[Quote]A lot of fat women don't wash their pussies.

A lot of fat men don't wash their nutsack.

I had a three way with a woman once. Her pushy didn't stink. I actually found the smell erotic.

r19 = Al Bundy

yeah, sadly there are a lotta reasons for pussy stank.

pussy that gets regularly plundered by penis can get bacterially invaded, and that shit is near impossible to kill.

I'm so gay I would not even come OUT of my mother's pussy...

Well that explains that old whore Kellyanne Conway, r39.

R39 penises really aren’t good for vaginas, hygenically speaking.

As a lesbian I try to engage with pussy that only deals with pussy...

Yes. The ones who obsess over Pussy smell obviously do.

Way to go, OP. You [italic] finally [/italic] figured it out. Sniffing pussies is actually gay men's #1 favorite pastime, right before Broadway shows and giving blowjobs. But they only do it once a year, right around the summer equinox. Beware of men bending over, sniffing your cooter in public, and then walking away with a bitchy look on their face.

As a former shy kid, who constantly clung to his mother's leg, I know how bad a pussy stench can get.

Should I link this thread to /r/badwomensanatomy/

Kellyanne is wondering the same thing, Op

[quote] how would they know so much

This is your first mistake, OP. The gays of Datalounge know everything and have opinions on everything, no matter if it is about fast food french fries, politics, Danish royals of the 17th century, or pussy odor.

Every poster here KNOWS what the smell of a woman on her period smells like. The "menses" smell on an elevator or in an enclosed area. The fishy stench of it. Perhaps its a vaginal infection or some woman who just didn't clean herself properly or whatever. When women wore panty hose back in the day, it could smell ungodly. It never fails, to this day, to unnerve me that some woman does not know (or care?) that she reeks and that everyone around her can smell her. Do women become immune to their own vag smell? Do they seriously not know they are gagging everyone around them and peeling the wallpaper with that nasty godawful odor?

This thread will end in vaginal tears!

Pee-Uterus!!!

There is no doubt that a vagina can smell unpleasant when it is sick. But word of honor, if it is well and free from yeast, bacteria and menstrual blood, it truly doesn't smell like anything.

Sometimes there is just a hint of a lemony scent, but that might be if it is a bit too acidic. Fishy always means bacteria, Always.

R38 It's funny, because it actually was really similar to one of those situations in Married w/ Children where a big fat woman would come in and say "I need shoes!" I am happy I don't work in retail any longer.

Lmao at this thread title and scenario. I crack up thinking about the newbie posters who arrive at Datalounge because of some serious political discussion thread, and then see threads like this on the sidebar.

[quote] This is your first mistake, OP. The gays of Datalounge know everything and have opinions on everything

Correction r48. We know nothing and have opinions about everything.

You don’t want straight women here, complain to Muriel. Stay away from threads started by straight women.

A healthy woman who takes care of herself has no smelly pussy problems. It's supposed to smell faintly like the ocean. A few women I dated took Zinc tabs for extra olfactory pleasantness.

#AllPussiesStink

The nasty comments made here towards women are by gay men who were a huge disappointment to their parents and especially by those whose mothers hated them. They especially hate straight women because that’s the first woman who cried because her son was gay and hated him and herself for giving birth to such an abomination.

That’s psychoanalytic theory, not something I invented btw. Now watch all the straight woman haters go crazy.

Remember, I mentioned vitriol filled gay men who hate straight women, who are happily not a majority on dL.

I'm around pussies all the time, I also refer to them as straight guys. Some of the biggest whining babies, totally spineless motherfuckers you'll ever meet.

And yes they stink. They stink like the putrid odor of insecurity and anger marinated in entitlement and arrogance.

Get the picture?

And they have the nerve to look down on us.

Ladies, go take your crusade to 4chan where they really do hate women in a Ted Bundy kinda way. Yes, gay men of DL make pussy jokes - big whoop. We also have a thread dedicated to the scents of young men down there. If you don’t get that these jokes are all just harmless in jest, you won’t last very long here.

The thread I am referring to about young guys’ crotch scents:

What crusade to 4chan???

No thanks, I like the nice men I’ve met here. I’m staying.

Who is Cheryl?

The Patron Saint of Datalounge Fraus, R65.

R28 and R30 are making me laugh my lungs out!!

Ok R62 When you make jokes calling black people the “n” word, because you are haha big whoop and we should be able to take your “jokes”, then we can all see how popular your slimy straight women cunt jokes are. I’m sure you’ll tell everyone that those jokes are harmless and in jest too.

I can’t wait. We will last but you might not.

R62- what reason would we have to take ourselves to people who resemble Ted Bundy? Do you have any idea what you’re suggesting? Probably not.

Lesbian here. Some women's pussies DO stink. I've been with girls who didn't and some who did. The one's who did always had pubic hair. The opposite is true for the girls who shave. For me, I worry sometimes that I might have an odor so I use a soap from Amazon called, "Defense." It's pretty good but expensive. It can tend to irritate the nether regions a tad, so you have to rinse it pretty quickly. And I will sometimes douche even though it's supposed to not be good for you. I notice when I douche, it helps. I'm sorry but it is a fact of life that some women have odors in their pussies. Girls need to shave that hair and pay some attention to their hygiene. To be fair, I've come across far more smelly men than women. Men emit a rancid odor that is a complete turn off to me and several don't seem to know how to wipe properly. I'm sorry but boys ya'll need to wipe that hole better and use a wet wipe to do it.

Oh god yes! I remember that "didn't quite finish the job wiping smell from long ago. Talk about P.U.

Vaginal odor makes me gag. As for straight women on here, fuck all of you I hope your husband or boyfriend is taking it up the pooper behind your back.

r59: Did we hit a nerve, Stinky?

Thanks for the warning, r64.

r59: you need to work on your grammar and punctuation, dear.

All the man-hating cunt fraus need to leave DL. Go post on a mommy blog or something.

R162 the nasty ass comments about gays are just a joke also. Do lighten up.

Who is R162?

R77 = Miss Cleo

[quote] the nasty ass comments about gays are just a joke also. Do lighten up.

I agree that some people need to lighten up. I take most of DL like one big, fat, bitchy joke. I’m amused that some people take a gossip site so seriously. 😂

The joking frau at r77 is clairvoyant!

r80, I agree that some people need to lighten up. But comments like r59 are extremely homophobic and just plain hateful. This fool needs to understand that she's on a GAY website. People like r59 have no business posting here.

A force is a push or a pull that acts upon an object as a results of its interaction with another object. ... These two forces are called action and reaction forces and are the subject of Newton's third law of motion. Formally stated, Newton's third law is: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

r83, a word of advice: Tread very lightly. Homophobes tend to get banned here.

I have no nose and even I can smell the rancid pussy stink of R59!

r68 why don't you just blow it out your ass?

r59 is a nasty piece of work. And she wonders why her husband prefers fucking US behind her back.

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[quote] Do gay men typically go around sniffing pussies?!

Yuck! No.

Compulsory heterosexuality.

You can smell the vile things over the net.

r12 It still can stink . If you want to actually elevate and revere them, you might want to start a Michest thread.

r12 What an asinine comment (not to say homophobic -- 'real men like vaginas!').

You'd die if it were not for your butthole. And dying from an excess of feeces in your guts is way worse than not being born. Do you revere buttholes, now?

OP You can smell them a mile away. In my opinion all nasty cunt smells the same. Like I said before, a LOT of fat women don't wash their pussies.

R94 is a moron with smelly balls, like many men who can't wash themselves.

R95 Get some steel wool and some Clorox mixed with Lysol and wash your pussy!

We all know the menstrual odor. But what I found out, after my cat hurt his paw badly, when the cast and bandage came off, they smelled just the same - it's the smell of decomposing blood. Not unique to vaginas at all.

It's just male misogyny OP. It makes no difference gay or straight.

Pussy has a stink radius. It’s arithmetically calcuable: Pi R Squared, baby. Pi is your pussy. R is the circumference of y our waist, meaning the bigger your meatbucket, the wider the dispersal area, squared.

Your stinkoptomus does not require nosegrinding to detect. Dogs can smell that shit from a block. All men can, but straight men don’t say shit because they’re hoping to hop on for a ride once you’ve massengilled that zombie pie. Gay men honeybadget it because ... WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT. NASTY.

Lmao love this thread.

Pointless bitchery at its finest.

I love lesbians AND straight women, but not when they lie about body functions for feminist pride.

Everybody's body stinks sometimes and denying it won't get you anywhere.

Everyone can just F&F the homophobe @ r59 who thinks things ARE because SHE DECLARES THEM SO.

How did you find out every gay man was a huge disappointment to his mother? Did you go around sniffing EVERY gay mother?

Nobody's vagina stinks just like all gays are disappointments. No proof needed, folks. r59 says so!

And who do you think you're cutting with the Ol' "Abomination" insult? Nobody's cut by falsehood, myths and slander that never held any water.

You cut yourself by revealing you were weak and gullible enough to buy into religious scams, that's all.

So why don't you go jump into the Red Sea with Moses? It'll help with the pussy smell.

Wow, congratulations, r68!

You changed the smell from vaginal odor to genocide in just 68 posts!

F&F

I love the fraus on this thread desperately trying to convince gay men that pussies don't stink!

Here is your complete guide to the six types of pussy odor: musky, fishy, bleachy, yeasty, tinny, and sweet.