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Mindy Kaling, Whining About Reviews of Oceans 8

Of course, its all about white men being unfair to this untalented, cavewoman-looking creature. Unfair, I tell you! BJ Novak, why dont you love me?

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by Anonymousreply 50June 19, 2018 6:48 AM

It is not the place of a privileged white male critic to tell a person dealing with systemic oppression whether her movie is any good! He must be SILENT and ACCEPT and APPLAUD the aesthetic vision of the marginalized person!

by Anonymousreply 1June 17, 2018 7:45 PM

She's mundane.

by Anonymousreply 2June 17, 2018 7:46 PM

She’s so full of shit. If there is anyone who cares about the opinions of white men, it’s Mindy Kaling.

by Anonymousreply 3June 17, 2018 7:47 PM

That's not what she said at all, but leave it to the Post to post a fake deplorablebait headline.

"America's oldest continuously published daily piece of bullshit."--Chuck D

by Anonymousreply 4June 17, 2018 7:50 PM

Very racist of her.

by Anonymousreply 5June 17, 2018 7:50 PM

Cost $70m to make. It’s made $79m + the $300m-$500m marketing budget on it. Might be a fail.

by Anonymousreply 6June 17, 2018 7:53 PM

It does not have a $300-$500 million marketing budget. And it's made about $113 million so far and its international release isn't complete yet.

by Anonymousreply 7June 17, 2018 7:57 PM

It could have had a stronger written story.

Trying to be spoiler free Problem 1 the villain did something in the past to main character, in Oceans 11, it was current (Dating his wife). Problem 2 the reveal of the 8th, was all tell no show, I didn't really buy they would be involved. Felt like lazy writing.

Aside from that I had fun, enjoyable, likable actresses and characters. Look forward to 9 and 10 but I could see where critics were left lukewarm or they got mixed reviews.

by Anonymousreply 8June 17, 2018 7:59 PM

Let me see: when the movie starred men, they planned to rob a casino vault; but when they remade it to have women do it, the women have to steal a necklace off another woman's neck.

How feminist.

by Anonymousreply 9June 17, 2018 8:02 PM

R7 Black Panther movie had about a $700m marketing budget. The Minions had a $600m marketing budget. Marketing budgets are huge these days, they’re between $300-$500m average & this was pushed.

by Anonymousreply 10June 17, 2018 8:05 PM

Who is she? And why are the Jews who run Hollywood so desperate to make her happen?

by Anonymousreply 11June 17, 2018 8:07 PM

Mindy Kaling has become very tiresome.

Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchette should have starred in an original, smart heist movie. But Hollywood is out if ideas so it’s trying to pump life into the dead Oceans 11 franchise. Sad. Oh well, just another forgettable movie dud.

by Anonymousreply 12June 17, 2018 8:09 PM

White men: I HATE them, but also need their cocks inside me!

by Anonymousreply 13June 17, 2018 8:12 PM

Shut up, Kelly!

by Anonymousreply 14June 17, 2018 8:16 PM

[quote]Black Panther movie had about a $700m marketing budget. The Minions had a $600m marketing budget. Marketing budgets are huge these days, they’re between $300-$500m average & this was pushed.

Oh God. You're pulling your "alternative facts" out of your asshole again.

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by Anonymousreply 15June 17, 2018 8:37 PM

I loved that movie!

by Anonymousreply 16June 17, 2018 8:37 PM

the best of all is to "have children rate children's movie" because....diversity.

by Anonymousreply 17June 17, 2018 8:38 PM

She’s ugly and I bet her Pissy smells like wet brown paper bags.

by Anonymousreply 18June 17, 2018 9:05 PM

Considering what has come out about the entertainment industry through #metoo and the fact we elected a president who is a misogynist her point seems reasonable. It's not like the women who are making this claim are outsiders or new to the industry.

by Anonymousreply 19June 17, 2018 11:06 PM

I am a minority and a woman and therefore must be shielded from all criticism. Thank you and good night.

by Anonymousreply 20June 17, 2018 11:12 PM

Mindy Kaling = Box Office Poision

by Anonymousreply 21June 17, 2018 11:27 PM

Mindy Kaling would be more successful with her real nose and a funny 7-11 accent. People love that,

by Anonymousreply 22June 17, 2018 11:35 PM

She might be funny or talented or whatever, she just doesn't interest me.

by Anonymousreply 23June 17, 2018 11:39 PM

She fug!

by Anonymousreply 24June 17, 2018 11:42 PM

Mindy's at about "minute 12" right now. Sorry the skin bleach didn't help.

by Anonymousreply 25June 17, 2018 11:43 PM

Mindy whines a lot. She whined when her show got canned, she whined about not getting the shrimp at the buffet and she whined about not getting a white cock. Whine, whine, whine.

As if anyone is going to pay attention to her, she's the third banana in a hokey feminist shitfest.

by Anonymousreply 26June 17, 2018 11:58 PM

It's directed by the untalented Gary Ross. I don't need a film critic of any age, race or gender to tell me that this is a piece of shit - it's all there in the trailer.

by Anonymousreply 27June 18, 2018 7:33 AM

Who is the idiot saying the marketing budgets for ~100m big films are five times the cost of the film? That's ridiculous.

Didn't The Wrinkle in Time flop too, her last blockbuster attempt? (Which according to the poster above, had a billion dollar marketing budget)

by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2018 8:18 AM

There are so many great Indian actresses in Hollywood, they don’t need to cast Kaling for diversity’s sake.

by Anonymousreply 29June 18, 2018 8:32 AM

DL is an interesting place.

On one hand there are threads and posts about how main stream media is ignoring Trump's atrocities.

Then we have this thread about bias in main stream media critics.

See where I'm going?

by Anonymousreply 30June 18, 2018 6:59 PM

Reviews don't mean shit these days. Plenty of movies open to mixed to negative reviews but still make money because PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THEM. Maybe no one wants to see a feminist version of Oceans 12, 10, whatever? The real question isn't why are white male critics panning the film but why aren't women turning out to support a movie with a predominantly female cast?

by Anonymousreply 31June 18, 2018 8:02 PM

I've never seen her in anything. I know she gets a lot of shit, perhaps deserved, for using callout culture to get ahead. She's one of those puzzling people in my life I know something about even though I don't know her personally and have never seen her perform.

Britney Spears was the same way in the late 1990s. I heard about her and heard about her but never heard one of her songs -- to this day I'm not sure I have.

by Anonymousreply 32June 18, 2018 8:14 PM

^^ Mariah Carey

by Anonymousreply 33June 18, 2018 8:16 PM

Who's her baby daddy?

by Anonymousreply 34June 18, 2018 8:16 PM

R34 I'm thinking donor. There was no news about daddy at all.

by Anonymousreply 35June 18, 2018 9:45 PM

cant look at her face …..GROSSSSS

by Anonymousreply 36June 18, 2018 9:58 PM

I like her, she's funny

by Anonymousreply 37June 18, 2018 9:59 PM

I just briefly pulled up rotten tomatoes . Of the first five reviews the three white men like it and the two women don't.

by Anonymousreply 38June 18, 2018 10:06 PM

She started out as quirky and anti-establishment but when she started to get a bit of attention, she aggressively sought mainstream success. But the audience decided that she isn’t America’s Secret and this upsets Mindy. She needs someone to blame for not being beloved as the new Julia Roberts.

Mindy is the victim. Always. By not supporting her chosen career, you are the Oppressor. Always.

by Anonymousreply 39June 18, 2018 10:06 PM

Sweetheart, not Secret

by Anonymousreply 40June 18, 2018 10:07 PM

R31, here is my deal, as a woman and movie snob. I’ll watch the comedies with heavily female casts. Bad Teacher, Bridesmaids, Bad Mom’s, The Other Woman. Gave me some good laughs. Couldn’t give a shit about Ghostbusters or the Oceans movie.

I won’t ever pay to see one in a movie theater, though.

by Anonymousreply 41June 18, 2018 10:28 PM

Fuck you op, you bitter, jealous, lowlife asshole. The movie is good and you are simply jealous. The best you can do is attack a woman's looks. You are probably the most ridiculous looking asshole on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 42June 18, 2018 10:33 PM

Hi Mindy!

by Anonymousreply 43June 18, 2018 10:36 PM

She was funny in “The Office”. That’s all I got.

by Anonymousreply 44June 18, 2018 10:37 PM

I liked her in the Office, not as much in her own show. She was OK, but nothing to write home about.

I've not had the slightest urge to see any of her movies. Just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 45June 18, 2018 10:47 PM

But r38 they don’t like it ENOUGH

by Anonymousreply 46June 18, 2018 10:51 PM

Her brother tried to pass as a black man for medical school admissions.

by Anonymousreply 47June 18, 2018 10:54 PM

Did she play the whale in 🐋 Ocean's 8 ?

by Anonymousreply 48June 18, 2018 11:17 PM

I'm with r45. I liked her in The Office, then was stoked to hear she was a writer there. I still think Kelly is one of the best creations we've had lately.

I had high hopes for her show, but it was abysmal, never even made it thru an entire episode.

Kaling seems to think because she wrote one thing great that she can write anything great...and a thousand white dudes have been laboring under the same delusion for the past 20 years, and they got dressed down, too.

She's just not that funny

by Anonymousreply 49June 19, 2018 6:14 AM

Why, yes, thank you, I DID steal the show!

by Anonymousreply 50June 19, 2018 6:48 AM
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