Sarah Huckabee Sanders leaving Trump administration

Make sure it's a car you get into Sarah, and not a truck headed for the glue farm!

And the Raj guy too

BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Sanders and Raj Shah are preparing to leave the White House, sources tell CBS News

I wonder why. It's not like she doesn't love her job of lying to the American people in tRump's name.

Supposedly they won't leave until the end of the year.

Fucking wall-eyed cow cunt.

She probably got tired of having to lie for that idiot she works for Every Damn Day!

Word is she got a job setting up one of the new Handmaid centers. Looks to be a bit of a lateral move.

Who from Fox News will take her place?

Just an awful, awful woman. I won’t miss her dead eyes and monotoned delivery of lie after lie after lie. And her condescending treatment of the press pool. She can fuck right off.

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Trump doesn't like looking at ugly women!

Guess that rules out Greta Man Susteren for the job.

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Mooch will be returning.

She wants to concentrate on her new movie career. She's slated to play Harvey Weinstein in the upcoming biopic.

The girls pay tribute to Sarah

I knew this would happen. I was just waiting for the day she would pack it in. Fuck her like all the rest of them.

Must be exhausting, not to mention, soul sucking, to stand up and bold facedly lie anytime you are in public.

I knew she wouldn’t last when she cried when that child told her he’s afraid of getting shot at school.

R17, I wish the Honeybees had made more records.

[quote] I knew she wouldn’t last when she cried when that child told her he’s afraid of getting shot at school.

I am surprised. I guess the bitch has a soul afterall... Still glad to see her go.

Was she forced out? I hope she is shunned after all her lying for the idiot Cheeto.

I doubt she'll last till the end of the year. First of all, her quitting will probably make Trump turn on her (at least in private). He hates people who quit on him. I hope the fat puke rides that ugly bitch like a Shetland pony until she bolts.

Truth is, they both probably will get much bigger government pensions if they stay till the end of the year.

She's a 2.

R12 - you mean that’s not a MAN?!?

I guess the offer from Hustler came through.

Making way for Donald Jr's girlfriend to take over.

She's going to play Roseanne in the Darlene spinoff.

Ugh R26, now I can't unsee what my mind pictured--her posing seductively, one finger on her lower lip, wearing an open negligee showing 70s bush and a peek of vag.

[quote] and a peek of vag.

You sure about that?

Who's that gay guy? Name sounds like Giblets or something. Bad weave, horrible speaking style. He'd be perfect.

Interesting that she had lasted the longest.

Why? She’s good at her job.

She's got cancer.

Cut & run now! Are you crazy ? Get your big ass out , while the gettin's good! NEED BOXES?

So what job will daddy line up for her next? Because no one in their right mind would hire her based on job performance.

Maryanne has better moves than Ginger. Was Dawn Wells a dancer?

R23 - she will have been a government employee for less than 18 months is she stays until the end of the year. Her pension benefit will be minuscule.

A better explanation is she stays through the midterms then she is a free agent for the 2020 election. Better job, better money. Probably she can do more for Trump as a former rather than current government employee in the 2020 election.

[QUOTE]I am surprised. I guess the bitch has a soul afterall... Still glad to see her go.

😂 Gtfoh. She doesn’t have a soul. She’ll leave the White House and continue shilling for Trump and the conservative agenda, including the NRA, on cable news while more dead babies pile up at schools across the country. Just like Sean Spicer. She’s not fleeing to write some tell-all book exposing the corruption of this administration. She’ll still be Trump’s mouthpiece, just from the outside now.

That's certainly going to leave a hole in our lives. A big one.

Lol....

Who else will be my cheap shots target? Huckabeasts don't grow on trees you know... they swing from them!

I went to school with Raj Shah.

I hope Sarah's children grow up ashamed and angry at their lying mess of a mother.

They deserved better.

What will Michelle Wolf have to say about this?

R42, don't you worry, Trump hires will always make great targets. It's not as though he's spoilt for choice with the pool of people willing to work for him at this point.

I'm so going to miss when she used to read those letters written from children to trump at the start of each press briefing

or when she never answered any questions

or when she deferred to counsel

I hope she and her morbidly obese family take another Christmas card together wearing matching checkered shirts

see ya later you lazy lying lard ass - ask Ivanka for some tips on how to do nothing while pretending to do something

Hurrah!

Perhaps SmellyAnne will fill in for her.

I wonder how long her "scent" will linger in the briefing room after her final departure.

Good. Now we can devote the full budget to making Kellyanne look almost human.

Where have all the flowers gone?

R8 wins.

Now she's denying it.

A sad day for Aidy Bryant!

"I knew she wouldn’t last when she cried when that child told her he’s afraid of getting shot at school. I am surprised. I guess the bitch has a soul afterall..."

A soul? Please. She had hay fever.

[quote]Sarah Huckabee Sanders leaving Trump administration

Ok, settle down everyone....

Sarah makes this announcement just about every week, trying to get someone in the office to buy her cake and donuts

I read this thread because I needed a laugh. Was not disappointed.

Bye, cunt!

A sad day for Lane Bryant!

If she's denying it, it may mean either it's real or someone else is trying to push her out, i.e., she pissed someone off under her. I can't imagine someone giving eight months' notice, though.

I hope she ends up getting bullied by Trump after doing his bidding all this time.

So who's the little bit o' bearded hotness who's (wisely) half-hiding behind the blue edge of the wall in OP's pic ?

What R39 said. I wish I could get excited about these people leaving as if it meant anything. But like Spicy and the Mooch, she will continue supporting Trump and spewing right wing filth.

I'd love if one of these fuckers would turn on him. Won't hold my breath, though.

They're eloping! How romantic. Will they tape their wedding night?

Did she get a new job as the Michelin tire mascot?

This story is really tenuous. CBS didn't even get a second source.

It's always a good time to post this one:

Any ideas who will be Trump’s new Goebbels?

The press crew should really lay in on her now and make her life as miserable as possible so she'll leave early.

Being a paid liar must be a shitty job. I can't think of any place that would even consider hiring her other than Fox News.

Where is that last piece of shit Sean Spicer working now? If he is employed it's been a well kept secret. Wasn't he supposed to be writing a book for release mid 2018?

Looks like Sandra has had a change of heart. She stated she loves her job and isn’t going anywhere. Lying comes wY to easy for her.

Every once in awhile I will come across a tweet from her father. She is almost likable and fun in comparison.

She read the Sarah Huckabee's pussy thread and didn't want it to catch up to Kellyanne's.

True or otherwise, somebody leaked this story prematurely.

No one has even brought it up this morning.

[quote]Why? She’s good at her job.

[quote]She probably got tired of having to lie for that idiot she works for Every Damn Day!

If true...I think it’s more she realizes that if she wants some semblance of a political career, it’s time to start to start looking at the lifeboats.

hit you in the FAT ASS

Today's the Dotard's birthday. Same as Boy George. Wonder if Sarah is denying her departure to appease him?

She's not leaving.

Thread closed.

Continue to speculate on something you know, like pron stars or Sean Mendez, or the little twerp from flyoverland who has everyone here a atwitter.

A dream is a wish your heart makes r78.

She's running out of bald-faced LIES to spew from that stupid podium. Good riddance, POS!

Will the going away party be at KFC , Mc D's or Golden Corral ?

[quote] Truth is, they both probably will get much bigger government pensions if they stay till the end of the year.

Ummm, no. She is not entitled to any government pension whether she leaves tomorrow or in six months. She's been a federal employee for about a year and a half. You need many years of service before you are eligible for a retirement pension from the government.

R79 = Stuart Smalley wannabe.

[quote]Will the going away party be at KFC , Mc D's or Golden Corral ?

It sure as hell won't be Golden Corral. They have her picture posted in all their locations as a reminder not to serve her. She'd bankrupt them in a week.

[quote]Looks like Sandra has had a change of heart.

Sandra?

Her reply is worded very carefully. It doesn't actually *deny* she is leaving.

But staying until the end of the year, i.e. After midterm elections, is of no use to us.

Her father will get her another job. Sean Spicer doesn't have that advantage.

It appears a White House minion is here at r78.

I'm not going to pick on her weight or looks, because her lack on integrity and willingness to comport with Trump and his administration scum is whats truly ugly.

She should be rightly vilified for her enabling actions.

She’s a lying liar

CBS had multiple sources (...according to friendS...””).

She’s [bold] not [/bold]denied it. (She says she loves her job. She claims she and CBS never “spoke” about departing. CBS says they made multiple inquiries of her and she refused to respond to any of them. So yeah, she didn’t confirm or deny what she told her friends)

In short, she’s still spewing half-truths and lies.

It won't happen, but I'd like this to be her replacement for laughs:

Trump's propagandists are moving on...

R88, but she's fat and ugly.

She looks like a forensic skull reconstruction come to life, and let loose in a Dress Barn.

I don't hater her because she's fat, she's fat because I hate her.

LOL R95 on your description...omg

I hope to God that one day her precious offspring are dismissive of her as she was to the American press.

R95 how...vivid!

Yeah, don't worry about her: She's got a bright future at either Dress Barn, Precious Moments, or some kind of fried chicken franchise. Who else in their right mind would hire this lying, horrifying Jabba the Hutt lookalike???

She says it's not true and CBS made it up.

[quote] Who else in their right mind would hire this lying, horrifying Jabba the Hutt lookalike???

Maybe she could open a dress shop for gals like her. She could call it "The Stout Girl's Shop".

R100, since Sarah always lies, we know that CBS was telling the truth.

[quote]Maybe she could open a dress shop for gals like her. She could call it "The Stout Girl's Shop".

Sorry. Taken.

Do you think Sarah was a Chubette?

Sorry ... better link.

OP, that's mean. How can that poor door avoid hitting her ass?

[quote] Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

We're going to need a bigger door.

Sarah, how will rationalize and defend your Dear Leader's immigration policy of utterly cruel separation of children from their parents in order to demand the funding of his wall?

She should leave before the stink of the child separation policy is permanently attached to her. That stench will take years to get rid of.

She and KN will be personally haunted by their tenure in this administration for a loooong time, and I hope Corey Lewandowski is serenaded with “womp womp” where ever he goes for the rest of his angry, miserable life...

R109 HER stench will take years to get rid of.

R107 it will have to be a set of double doors.

Everyone who has worked for Trump has ended up with diminished job prospects and their career in shambles. She will have to have her father get her next job.

If she takes off those pearls, will her head fall off?

It screws off, making it easier to fill her full of crap...

She doesn't know that she's ruined her career doing this White House gig. No one will want themselves or their business associated with Huckasanders.

Where is Sean Spicer? Who/what is he flacking for? Right, he's nowhere doing nothing.

Maybe she can become a restaurant greeter

So, apparently this is not really happening, right?

I mean she’s there right now. Never left. Not going anywhere.

I detest her, but isn’t she actually good at her job? I mean, she has to stand there and deflect direct questions without flinching. She’s like Wonder Woman with those wrist cuffs, used to deflect the press. It’s really skillful to instantly know whether to lie, obfuscate, misdirect, conflate, ridicule, minimize, or refer to a previous answer or person, all while giving the appearance of answering the question. There will always be a place in the world for someone like her.

So now we know the secret. JUST DON'T FEED THEM AND THEY WILL LEAVE

All the reporting on this said Sanders was leaving at the end of the year r118, it is June.

No one reads past the headline.

DON’T FEED THE TROLLS

[quote]She’s like Wonder Woman with those wrist cuffs...

The one digging into her over-plump wrists?

Yes, R123, that’s the one!

She needs to speed up her exit and leave at the end of June.

Have to give her credit, I thought she was going to be slow-witted hick on the stand but she's actually pretty competent at deflection, obfuscation and out-right lying. Much better than Sean Spicer, she can pull it off with conviction. You always felt Spicer was performing for an audience of one--Trump. SHS is also undoubtedly, but it's just not as obvious.

I think Spicer let his guilty conscience get in the way. SHS doesn't seem burdened by that.

After December she will never work again.

Agree with r119. As a PR shill, she's great. She'll do anything to avoid telling the dirty truth. But from here on out, only other sleaze bags will want to hire her.

If she can sell Trump's shit, she'd be a natural on HSN or QVC.

The rumor in DC is that this was leaked by someone on the White House staff - hoping she'd get the hint.

Of course she’s leaving. I found it mystifying that Trump would allow an ugly fat slob to serve as his press secretary. He’ll replace her with an icy, tall, thin, stacked Nordic blonde. She’ll bark out orders like a Dachau Prison Guard.

R130, what of Trump's shit has she actually sold?

I mean, have you ever heard anyone say "I had my doubts when Trump said that, but Sarah really convinced me."

[quote] Today she said that [italic] ... Democrats want open borders and rampant crime..[/italic]

That’s a lazy lie. The Dems do not want either. What bothers me is that there are plenty of real differences between parties that a candidate could install.