I have a hook-up coming over and I have butter Crisco, Mazola or mayonnaise. I heard the gays used Crisco back then so that's the best choice, right? Yes I have butter but its too expensive to use for sex I need it for my pancakes Sunday.
Wessonality.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 13, 2018 10:07 PM |
BILL TAYLOR I see you got your caps lock fixed
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 13, 2018 10:09 PM |
Is the mayonnaise Duke’s? If so, go with that.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 13, 2018 10:09 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 13, 2018 10:13 PM |
Just scrape it off when your done and use it on Sunday.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 13, 2018 10:39 PM |
The grease fire won't be as hot as normal but it will do in a pinch.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 13, 2018 10:41 PM |
Your rectum will absorb all the fat and give you a fat backside.
Women that put crisco in their bean end up getting a pouchy vagina.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 13, 2018 10:42 PM |
An older friend of mine said that back in the day (his "day" being the 1950s) Crisco was often the "go to" lube when having anal sex. I guess KY wasn't as well known then (??). At least it's better than spit and baby oil. which was the lube used when I lost my cherry. In the 70s I used Vaseline but I guess the KY users shamed the Vaseline users into using their lube. Never compared the cost of the two. Anyway, I'm sure Crisco is fine for your "objective".
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2018 12:05 AM |
All the best queens know that Imperial Margarine will make you feel like a king!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2018 12:14 AM |
PS, r8 again--meant to add that I have frequently heard that those into fisting often use Crisco. I don't know why I'm mentioning this, but when Crisco first came out, I think in the 1920s (?), lard was used to make piecrust almost universally among those who made pies from scratch, which then I'm sure many housewives did. Jews could not use lard since it was fat from hogs or pigs. I recall seeing a very old advertisement from maybe the '20s that made a point of saying that Jewish people could finally enjoy eating pie because Crisco was "all vegetable"--what vegetables are used in making Crisco I have no idea, but I'm sure corn is one of them. Is that where the expression "cornhole" may have come from?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2018 12:14 AM |
I do NOT want to know about your Sunday pancakes!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2018 1:02 AM |
I used Crisco in the 70s. Kept a can on the nightstand- so chic!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2018 1:04 AM |
Epic fail.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2018 1:06 AM |
Vaseline has been around for ages. That is what was used, and still is.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2018 1:21 AM |
You know you should be using condoms with hookups, and oils shouldn't be used with condoms. Buy some proper lube.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2018 1:26 AM |
Whatever you do, DO NOT use Crisco, OP. It’s shortening.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2018 1:33 AM |
What, all out of Skippy? lol
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2018 1:57 AM |
R18 better to use smooth or crunchy?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2018 4:11 AM |