The Male Wrestlers Appreciation Thread

Only one that I appreciate... John Cena.

Bruno Sammartino

Kerry Von Erich

Tom Magee

Tom Magee looks especially delicious here.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Shawn Michaels

Randy Orton

The "Fabulous" Ones

Just how "fabulous" are they?

My dad is a huge wrestling fan. My dad made me watch wrestling, but I couldn't have cared less. I was around 12 i first realized how hot it was to watch almost naked sweaty guys roll around and wrestle each other was. I was especially smitten with bad boy Randy Orton. Sexy dude.

Not a wrestler, but he does some kind of fighting in a ring. Rory MacDonald, I do appreciate you.

Roman Reigns. Such an amazing face. Body is ok too

Roman Reigns

Ravishing Rick Rude

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Goldberg

R14: I'm not familiar with him but he's very handsome.

R15: Rick Rude was the best. I've never seen this before. He looked very well endowed. No wonder he was always strutting around like a proud peacock.

Muhammad Hassin

Shawn Daivari

Hulk Hogan

Scott Hall

Batista. As a kid, he was my favorite wrestler. And at the time, my father and brothers didn't know why lol

Yeah, OP. When I found that picture, I did a double take. Had to post it.

The wrestlers and those guys from American Gladiators were big, beefy and sexy.

And then, there is Jay Poison who ended up in hardcore gay porn - taking it like a champ.

Kurt Angle before he ate the rest of the steroids

He was in "Predator"with Arnold Schwatzeneggar, big 'tache, kind of porno daddy look, very hot, love to see him getting fucked (as he was then, not now)

Another vote for Ravishing Rick Rude. I loved his lascivious posturing. RIP . When I was a kid I recall a Canadian wrestler of Italian descent with a round firm protruding belly like a beach ball. I wish I could remember his name. He liked to rub his ball belly during interviews - yum!

I only liked twinks when I was a twink. It was all about the face, not muscles.

R16 big show recently lost a lot of weight.

The delightfully gayish Breezango

R1: Really? That's similar to only appreciating one ice cream flavour.

Kevin Nash

A more picture of Kevin Nash and still irresistible!

That was meant to read a more recent picture.

Shawn Michaels demonstrating...

R36: HOT!

Arn Anderson

R38: Yes, he's wonderful.

Rick the Dragon Steamboat

R31 I'm like 95% sure Fandango & Tyler Breeze are Road Married.

Either way they have a very sweet & tender relationship. They're so soft with each other.

Here is the non-photoshopped version of R15.

Still pretty hot!

Shawn Michaels

Was watching a Mister Ed marathon a few years ago and wrestler Ricky Starr was featured in two episodes, one in which he played a wrestler who aspired to be a ballet dancer and the other a diffident hairdresser. Apparently, the effeminate, "gay" persona was his wrestling shtik and it was very amusing.

And FUCK ME his ass in skin tight gaberdine! Perfection!

Kevin Nash is amazing. He's also hilarious! Huge magnificent body, and the hair!

I would have loved to have been gangbanged by the von erich boys. they all had not just big dick face but massive cock face.

R46 I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that in TNA kayfabe (ie. continuity) Kevin Nash was fingering Alex Shelley on the reg. Like, that was a matter-of-fact legit plot-point in the PCS tournament arc. WWE could never.

[quote]Not a wrestler, but he does some kind of fighting in a ring. Rory MacDonald, I do appreciate you.

He seems unstable. He’s Canadian, you know...

I don't watch wrestling but I do follow this MF on Instagram. The HOTTEST thing since sliced bread...

I mean...he looks more like a Hot-ass Bond villian than a wrestler. JESUS

R31 Dango just got injured, he'll be out for at least 6 months. Whatever will poor Breezy do?

Arm Anderson was fine.And when he was part of the 4 Horseman there was some other hot tamata hairy beefy guy that was his partner.I cant remember his name.Anybody remember him? Hairy,beefy,wore glasses?

Different kind of wrestling, but I've always been hypnotized by Aleksandr Karelin. I had to choke back tears when he was defeated by Rulon Gardner in the Olympics.

Bret Hart

The hart family

Ricky "The Dragon" Streamboat

hacksaw jim duggan

Physically, CM Punk does it for me. But I wish he'd start from the bottom like every other UFC fighter instead of taking these main events with no experience. I mean Lesnar is an anomaly because he's like the 8th wonder of the world but CM got to work his way up.

Ah, memories...I hit my early teen years in the early 70s, and our local South Texas TV station played wrestling on Saturday nights at 10:30 AM. Everyone in my house would be in bed or on the town, so I'd wrap a quilt around my shoulders and settle in for uninterrupted wanking.

This was a great time to watch wrestling. The style was less acrobatic then--more rolling on the mat with lots of strained positions. The matches lasted around 10 minutes with wrestlers like Al Lopez, Scott Casey, the Von Erichs, Bruiser Brody, and Rick Rude...beautiful bodies all stretched out and sweating. Sigh...I'd cum at least once, sometimes twice...

Motor City Machine Guns are as adorable as their name is not.

Cody Rhodes!

[quote]Motor City Machine Guns are as adorable as their name is not.

Who's the one on the right? He's adorable.

Rick Martel was like my first celebrity type crush.

Seth Green, the luckiest guy on the planet in a tag team with Triple H and Cena. He's like a different species of human. Triple H is thick and sexy, and John Cena is just perfect.

Lucha Orangina

Sting

R61 - that guy is too pretty to be wrestling

R67 ikr? *dreamy sigh*

R62 do you mean Their right, or Ours?

On the right as you look at it is Alex Shelley, who is probably bisexual and is definitely a sub/into bottoming with women. He's adorable and funny and he has crossed-eyes & a speaking voice like a Jim Henson muppet. He used to have a gimmick that was just a white skunk (spunk?) streak dyed into his hair, it was weird. He had a crush on Kevin Nash. He wrestles like a Tekken character, and even speaks some Japanese so he's obviously got a brain if you're into that. He's flexible to an insane degree. Should any DLr ever meet him I recommend you totally give it a shot, he may well bite and if he doesn't then he's guaranteed to be nice about it.

On the right from their perspective is Chris Sabin, who is probably straight and definitely not a sub (although the Rats say he's a good fuck). He's very flirtatious and polite, and likes dumb stuff like videogames and also has a voice kind of like a Jim Henson muppet (less so than Shelley). He used to straighten his hair to a silly degree (see below) and was one of the first holders of the GFW title (lmao). He is notorious for dating TNA Knockout Velvet Sky for years then getting dumped by her for Bully Ray Dudley (seriously). He's my crush.

Thanks, R69. I'm not the earlier poster, but I find that whole world intriguing and have always had fantasies that they share rooms and each other on the road. It's my hope, anyway. Aside from those very few who've outed themselves, there just don't seem to be very many gay professional wrestlers, right?

R61 Cody Rhodes was on ARROW. We Hollywood nah!

I want to second Randy Orton. So much sex appeal

Kane is Mayor of Knox County now.

I miss those "Wrestlin for Jesus" events they had at my convention center when I was little.

Kane aka Glenn is also a rightwinger.

Scott Garland (Scotty 2 Hotty), former tag-team partner of the late Brian Lawler (Grandmaster Sexay), still looks good. He's a WWE trainer and a Disney/Universal theme park nerd.

Scotty 2 Hotty is Vinnie Mac's all-time favorite babyface. Seriously.

Well, I've always kind of had a thing for Chris Jericho even though I'm married. I won't tell if you gays won't!

Garza Jr.

Del Rio

[R28]: The "Canadian wrestler of Italian descent" that you remember may have been Dino Bravo. IIRC, he was taken out by some sort of Mob hit. Something to do with cigarettes ...

There was a jobber named Red Tyler who had a gorgeous beefy body and always wore trunks that crept up his ass. Curt Hening dragged him around the ring by his trunks during one match and nearly stripped him. Hot Hot Hot

That clip at r79 made me hard.

.....

Randall is more or less a useless lump of roid-rage without sexy uncles holding him accountable for his actions.

That's part of the reason Edge got such a megapush in the late '00s and stuck around during injury; Randy Orton won't listen to anyone not named McMahon (or Cowboy Bob Orton), but for some reason he makes an exception to that rule for Edge. I admire Adam for heroically putting up with Randy's crass bigotry and bullying just to keep the peace in the company and prevent more hazing. To a lesser extent the same goes for Christian (Cage), who by the way looks fantastic for his age compared to most wrestlers and is now & forever an underrated talent.

Tell me this isn't the hottest match you've ever seen. Alex Wright is practically licking his lips when he first sees Matthew McConahey look-alike Kenny Kendall standing across from him in the ring. At one point he grinds his cock into Kenny's butt and both have hard ons.

Pretty good r86. Lots of crotch shot closeups especially of the guy in white.

Cesaro.

ToJoeYamamoto

Sexy, smirky Rick Rude.

Why are so many hot ones dead?

Ivan "The Polish Hammer" Putski

Indeed. Hot sexy little bulldog.

More Ivan.

Eddie Guerrero...

This spicy slab of Latin ringmeat has Momma's mussy doin' the hatdance and crying OLE!

r93 brava, mama, brava!

Not about the hottest, but somewhat interesting and weird.

R95 Wrestler's Court is so egregious and grimy, but the worst incident has to be the story about creepy bullying closet-case John Bradshaw Layfield introducing braggart date-rapist Brian Christopher to a broom handle.

Truly there are no real winners in the world of professional wrestling.

R33 Diesel/Big Sexy/Daddy Cool/Nash is the goddamn Man and always will be.

Maxx Muscle from the gargantua era in wrestling. So hot.

I thought for a while that Shelley could be asexual as he wears a chunky black ring on his third finger, but I was advised by an Asexual person that apparently their ring symbol is typically worn on the right hand (Shelley's is/was left).

Wonder if there are any wrestlers who are asexual?

I was crazy about Paul London as a kid. I still think he's gorgeous.

I forgot that back like 15 years ago he had a really tortured homoromantic feud with former partner Billy Kidman (who was handsome back then, too) which made them seem like a couple. "You walked out on me! *slap*"

R61 Thanks for the id. Dino Bravo is the name. I loved that belly of his.

R95 Brian Gewirtz talked about Wrestler's Court on Talk Is Jericho. It's an archaic practice and completely mad.

Brian walked in blind with a six-pack and a box of pizza, then proceeded to snark because JBL didn't pronounce 'Gewirtz' correctly. Bob Holly had to be restrained from beating Brian up mid-trial, and after finding Brian guilty Taker forced him to write an essay apologising to the locker-room.

No one's mentioned sexy John Morrison?

No one's mentioned sexy Zman?

Agree w R50. Finn Balor is hot af

I dont appreciate them at all. Its a low class tacky sport. The movie foxcatcher got it exactly right. I had a high school best friend that I was in love with that went mostly unfulfilled.nowhere..... and he was heavily into wrestling and most other sports. It turns out later on as an adult I found out that in high school another class mate had the same experience with him....and I think it kind of warped us both somewhat forever in the relationship dept from what I knew of the other guy.

Anyway I attribute huge interest in wrestling as a boy with probable sexuality questioning issues. The guy in question eventually got married and had 2 kids later in life. He pushed both of them into wrestling and all sports and not academics........and the kids are paying the price now that they are out of college. No profession and competing with millions of other kids with a 4 year degree and no real direction and mediocre grades.. Finally, my high school love interest about 5 years ago on line tried to organize a seniors wrestling tournament for fifty something year olds that were former wrestlers, the over the hill tournament I think he called it..............this is just sick in my opinion............I have to wonder what his poor wife must think that her husband wants to wrestle with other mid 50 year old men...........so wrestling is not dear to my heart.

A gay ex-wrestler used to post here as "The Masked Homo" in the early aughts. Some of us thought he might be Tom Zenk (RIP).

I miss gritty subversive gay subtext in wrestling storylines & gimmicks. There's barely any gay content at all anymore, and what there is skews boring/pandering or silly/campy. Peculiarly it was the late '90s/early '00s Attitude!Era wrestling--often slated as homophobic--that got darker gay undercurrents in Kayfabe right:

[quote] In early '98 Bruce Mitchell, then-columnist for wrestling newsletter The Pro Wrestling Torch, held nothing back in his queer-reading ("gay elements") of the WCW stable 'Raven's Flock' --even saying that the group should be more aptly called 'Raven's Rough Trade'. As evidence for his analysis Mitchell referenced what he described as Raven and Stevie Richards' "abusive butch/femme relationship" model; Perry Saturn's "Biker Boyz Magazine" gimmick; Van Hammer's "peep-show" attire including fishnet stockings; Lodi's "College gay-bar" look; Billy Kidman's "bus station runaway" demeanour; and above all Raven's mysterious and compulsive desire to "recruit" young twink Scotty Riggs using a seductive approach.

ZMan had a thing for big blondes and there's a pic out there somewhere of him sitting on Johnny Ace's lap. He later came out as bisexual and there were rumors galore that he and Rick Martel were lovers (even though Martel is dark and beefy).

Any of the REALLY early wrestlers ever have any nude or porn come to light?

I really would like to hear some accurate gay rumors about hot wrestlers, current or past.

Alas, it just doesn't seem like there is anything at all like that--that's credible. Z-Man story above is as close as I've seen or read about.

Well R111, there are plenty of gay prowrestling performers. Think about what the profession is - how could there not be? It's basically Cirque du Soleil, only on a mat with punching instead of dancing ("it ain't ballet"). Talk to a ringrat and you'll discover that one of your favorites is bisexual, or heteroflexible, or has had an 'arrangement' with another male worker ("road wives" is a concept), or was G4P at one point (wrestling-related poverty and junky habits necessitate...). And that's without making mention of inactive wrestlers such as those retired vets who become trainers/coaches (Pat*cough* Patterson) or promoters. The only departments in the pro-wrestling circus NOT predominantly full of closet-cases are the booking committee, color commentary, stage-crew/tech, and the Corporate offices like Titan Towers in the case of WWE.

Most of the many gay/bi wrestlers still working remain perma-closeted, though. And why? Look at the tragic case of now-deceased Chris Kanyon, par example. He was gay., and Out for half his career. He was well-loved by many of his peers even though he claimed he was "released" (fired) by WWE for his sexual orientation going public following brutal bashing & hazing over it by locker-room leaders - there is evidence to suggest that certain among his homophobic opponents worked him stiff (beat him for real, basically) during matches. After hanging up his boots Kanyon OD'd on pills in short order, presumably from depression over it all. He was courageously honest in the most dangerous environment, and regrettably did not live to tell.

He was close friends with Raven (a rumoured bi/pan guy himself) back in the happier days of his career in WCW, and during promos they did together Kanyon could really let his wispiness out comfortably because of their easy bond. In one promo from 1999, Kanyon visits Raven at his beautiful family home and is treated to a shopping spree courtesy of his rich friend. They drive a pink convertible around town and on reaching the mall go to try on outfits Kanyon, wideyed: "oo-OOOH, Verse-sayss? What is that? I've never even heard of it." Raven, deadpan: "It's Ver-SACE. What a maroon."

Kanyon was a real entertaining draw and very good at what he did, and an honest man with a kind heart to boot. That was not enough to stop the hyenas in the wrestling business making his life Hell for being gay. All we can hope for is that enough of the Old Guard of gatekeepers in this demented carnival die off sooner than later so that the next Gen of wrestling talent and workers can be as Out as they wish, and safely.

Thanks for response, R112.

It's just that I would love to hear specifics, and they're very hard to come by, and who knows if they're true.

Yes, I had heard about the sad Kanyon tale.

Anyone remember the olden days? Pepper Gomez? Haystack Calhoun?

I can't tell you how many times I jerked off to Haystacks Callhoun

Brutus Beefcake was my favorite. Those tights with the sheer insets used to drive me crazy.

Didn't Hulk Hogan's ex wife spill the beans about Hulk and Beefcake being lovers then retracted the statement?

You just know all those pretty flippy cruiserweights on McMahon's B-shows like VELOCITY and HEAT were fucking every which way from Sunday.

Brad Maddox was hot. Beautiful face and ass on that one.

Ultimate Warrior. His nipples were always at attention.

Wow, so Maddox is just going around in random public restrooms and jacking off?

R121. Right! Maddox also bangs the lady wrestlers.

Are there any of Maddox with guys or just solo and with women?

R123 well, there's this bizarre clip.

He’s a freak and I love it. There are even pics online of him licking his own spooge off of his chest.

Sadly most are right wing Trumper types, even the gay/bi ones are coerced into voting Republican by Vince and his iron maiden of a wife.

I used to think Vince was hot (as long as he kept his mouth shut) til he started juicing heavily. Too bad daddy wouldn't let him wrestle pro and pushed him into the business side instead. Young Vince in boots and trunks would have been hot.

R126 even Cody Rhodes, he whose mouth itself is a purse, is staunchly right-wing.

R108 That's putting it mildly. Raven treated Stevie so poorly, like his lackey or his dog or his battered wife, and this wasn't just in-kayfabe. Listen to Stevie shoot on Raven sometime, there's some fairly nauseating stories.

This might be why is was satisfying to see them get in the ring at Extreme Rising (about 5 years ago now) and Stevie let it all out, especially as everything he said was a total shoot (just look at the delighted, vindicated smirk on his face!). Whatever went on between them back in the '90s there is an undeniable chemistry there. Raven threatening to spank Stevie for disobedience was...ahem. And doesn't Stevie look and sound so much like HBK these days?

R103 it’s Johnny Impact! now.

Since no one answered R52's question I will. Tully Blanchard

You are correct, R131. And there's a 21st century version of the Anderson & Blanchard tag team right now in WWE: the Revival, Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder.

R100 the Highspots shoots with Paul London x Brian Kendrick have given me years of good chucks, and even a few valuable insights. They don’t hold back on anyone in these interviews.

Too bad Brian went Corporate over at 205 Live and took it all back, but I guess he has kids & a wife and just turned 40 so🤷‍♀️

Jimmy Jacobs should have tried out for Broadway one time. His voice is decent, and he even has a signature song.

^Tbt slutty bisexual sub Alex Shelley (now ‘retired’) inaccurately impersonating Jimmy Jacobs (still working and now a head writer) at the J.Peterson Cup Tourney c.2004, thereby throwing stones. Alex was hot but could be such a mega-bitch sometimes.

“Or I could just throw glitter & be GAAAY about the whole thing.”

A very apt name r8 as he is making me feel very randy indeed!

R8’s photo is so outdated. That’s Evolution Era Randy, from like 2002 (that haircut💀)

Boreton looks more like this now:

R69 Sabin just injured one of his knees again, bumping while taping tv for ROH yesterday ☹️🤕🤕

Hope he’s ok, he worked his tail off simultaneously rehabbing his torn ACLs just so he could get back out and wrestle. Sucks.

R68 I’m still convinced Cody Rhodes was downlow-dating DiBiase Jr. when they were teaming together in Legacy. Their chemistry was very boyfriend-ey and they couldn’t keep their eyes or hands off each other. They shared rooms and drove to shows together pretty much all the time too.

Edge x Randall(-berry) OTP. That is all.

R99 I doubt Shelley is Ace. He is best friends with known pussyhound Sabin plus from ringrat reports we know Alex liked femdom BDSM as a younger man (he gladly had a few girls put him in a humbler).

I still haven’t processed Alex retiring. Good for him to leave before he sustains permanent damage and that he’s doing something great for himself & the field (he runs a wrestling school now), but these days your 35th birthday is still way early to hang it up (he’s still really hot!) I really wanted ‘One More Match’ to clinch the feud between him and Jimmy Jacobs.

However, I understand all too well his frustrations not getting Over or paid, so I hope he at least wins appreciation and makes decent coin with this new venture. He certainly has the talent to make this a huge success and I hope he does.

Fuck it up, Lex hon!

Dean Ambrose just officially handed in his notice, so whoever bitches are fans better drink in the next 8 weeks as they’re the last.

Bill Goldberg

Goldberg was a fucking monster back on the Ruthless!Era WWE roster, but you’ve be forgiven for thinking otherwise then given how abysmally the man was booked.

There, I said it.

Tom Zenk was the hottest wrestler in the history of pro wrestling. His bulges are legendary. I hope the mansex rumors about him and Martel are true.

^^dude I know you mean Model Martel but my mind just jumped straight to Sensational Sherri and now that’s my new awful headcanon. Just imagine that stable.

And why isn’t Sherri an Icon Queen around here, anyway? She wore enough glitter.

Sheri was one tough bitch in the ring. But i hear she was a real sweetheart outside.

Speaking of bitches & sweethearts, a moment of silence for the feud that will never reach a satisfying conclusion; the spooky heartland Ballad of Bray & Dean. Their ill-starred love will shine eternal.

The rumor in WWE is that McMahon Sr makes the new guys sleep with him. He is a major closet case.

R149 it’s less a rumor and more just a kanyeshrugged toothless fact. You only have to examine his choice of champions and ‘faces of the Company’ to see that.

We viewers all warily know it’s true and has been going on for decades, but no-one wants to be the one to go undercover and get the receipts to expose VKM because even though WWE isn’t doing well lately the man still has more money than God and now boasts links to the White House. You only need read Chyna’s wiki to know what happens if you mess with a McMahon.

There’s also the feeling of not wanting to destroy a piece of fabric in the tapestry of our Entertainment lives, though it certainly needs to be put out of its misery at this point. Perhaps if the landscape of the business changes more, with the return of territory wrestling and the resurrection of the indies plus success of a new fed like AEW, WWE will crash hard enough that the darkness seeps out and the vultures can feed on VKM and his cohorts at last. Don’t count on that happening while the old man still lives and the WH is still Repug, though.

HHH will probably give his all to defend the legacy of VKM, too. One pet theory about the McMahon-Helmsley marriage is that VKM arranged for Stephanie to marry Paul because he had an attraction to his top star and a creepy proxy fixation on his daughter. It’s highly likely that Steph’s first choice was somebody else (Jericho, possibly?) that didn’t meet Daddy’s standards of hot ripped hunkiness or that she didn’t want to marry and breed with a man at all (she is rumored to have sexual interest in women...), but VKM wanted particular man-meat as a SIL and for his grandkids’ DNA so that was that.

Perfect 10 TOES Tye Dillinger. Sucks he just announced his departure with the company last week. Even worse was WWE FIRING poor Arn Anderson the week before having all the 70th birthday festivities for his best friend Ric Flair.

Anyway speaking of feet, Ted DiBiase Jr. stared in one of the Marine sequels and there was an awesome close up of his bare soles. I think he was by a pool or near the beach in that particular scene. I lost the pic and can’t find it anywhere. If anyone would be so kind to post it here I would be incredibly thankful:) Thanks so much.

Here’s Flip Gordon who was wearing flip flops and shorts when he came out to confront Bully Ray a few months back. Been looking for that one. It’s on YouTube I think. He lost the flip flops when getting attacked but there’s no close ups that I can find :( Flip In flips was quite the site :)

Cody Rhodes was mocking the boys when feuding with Dalton Castle. He even wore their cute outfit and went barefoot just like them. Been looking for that particular video or a pic on YouTube, google images, Instagram, etc. but nothing :( The boys themselves are pretty adorable.

R108 you just know Raven’s Flock/Nest were into freaky dark kink orgies.

FYI Luke Perry’s son is and up as coming prospect waiting in the wings at Cody,Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks new company AEW where he’s going to be known as Jungle Boy. Poor guy, his father was so still so young,

This guy has one nice butt! Rob James.... Wow-ZA!!

Speaking of great butts, such a shame Ricochet doesn’t wrestle is speedos anymore. Such a waste of the cutest butt is the business, sorry Finn Balor.

*IN the business

Rico’s bodacious booty

I had the biggest crush on Billy Kidman.

He was totally a babe, lucky Torrie Wilson. But as underrated as he was that Hollywood Hogan feud was just downright bizarre and oddly booked...like something you’d see nowadays haha. Speaking of bizarre I nearly wet myself when they said Finn Balor was bringing his demon character to Sunday’s WrestleMania. When he gets on all fours and does that sexy voodoo dance I totally lose it. 😋 Can’t wait. And I thought he couldn’t top last year’s Mania with his pink speedos with the gay rainbow logo on his tiny trunks. 🥵 So hot.

R154 we have started an AEW thread of sorts (on Jon Moxley), at the link. Join in!

Jungle Boy is cute and did well in his Double Or Nothing match, busting out some killer spots and bumps.

R149 Including the Big Show (when he joined the WWE in the late 90s) or was he above it all?

R159 me too.

My bias was Raven's Flock-era truck-stop hustler Kidman, though (no Billy, just 'Kidman'). I dug the gothy strung-out homeless starving gimmick for whatever reason. On anyone else that look is gross and as a character choice it's tired, but Billy made it look sexy and believable. I marked out when he would sell it with the scratching, although he apparently hated doing it and detested the entire gimmick, complaining frequently about it (and all the jobbing he had to do) to Raven who would just shrug and tell him those were the breaks.

Luke Perry's son "Jungle Boy" is worth a look.

R162 I can’t imagine coercing a man of Show’s stature to do anything demeaning.

So many beefy wrestlers with great asses. A favorite of mine was Tommy Angel from the 80’s. He wore small trunks and loved to suffer as a jobber. Loved it when he won occasionally and had his arm raised in victory. He had an ass I could eat out all day

R139 awwww so cute. But I bet Dusty & Ted Snr. had some interesting conversations about THAT.

Teddy Jnr. would have been the toast of the gay world if he hadn't married a woman and turned to Jesus. Sad.

R23 I love hearing Jim Cornette stories about Dave Bautista. Apparently even though he was naturally pretty and jacked he could not be taught to wrestle for shit, at least not by the great minds at OVW. He would always beg off matches and training with minor illnesses like colds and couldn’t cut a promo to save his life (he would just stand there with a mic looking around helplessly like “umm...”). He only got megapushed in WWE because HHH got hold of him and they became juicing buddies/FWB/whatever so Vince felt comfortable giving him chance after chance. He really couldn’t work well at all, though, even as a monster heel in a stable.

I've fantasized about having Chris Masters inside me on more than one occasion.

I haven’t followed wrestling seriously in years, but this guy has garnered my interest. Probably because I caught his show on cable - which while scripted, is cute. I think he’s pretty hot, and funny. He comes across as loyal too. Plus he has some of his hot wrestler buddies on some episodes. There was this one damn handsome one in his birthday party episode - very sexy trimmed beard, but I didn’t catch his name 🙁

Anyway, I give you The Miz!

^Miz is such a fantastic Heel. I just hate his smug jerk face (beautiful as it is) and want to see him in agony constantly. He’s really one of the underrated top draws in the biz when it comes to solid oldschool Heat.

R69 siighh Chris Sabin..😍😍😍

Ravishing Rick Rude

Sad that he died young.

Lmao R173 I used to love how Rick would go off on whatever crowd came to see him that night, brutal insults left and right.

R103 Johnny Nitro/Mondo/Impact is one of the coolest and nicest guys in the Biz.

He used to get bullied by other wrestlers for treating his longterm girlfriend Melinda like a Queen. They called him whipped and tried to beg him into cheating on her or putting her down, advice he did not follow as he isn’t a creep or a misogynist.

Many wrestlers used to be this homophobic and misogynist or worse. Thankfully that prevailing attitude is crumbling at last now that the Boomers are dying off, Gen X are taking over booking of shows and the Millennials & Zoomers are becoming the bulk of main talents on the card.

Anon submissions to Ring Rats Inc. blog tell us that A.J. Styles is over 7in. and likes them young & beautiful - either sex. If you're a pretty twink fresh out of school and want a Daddy you stand a good chance with him.

If you're a T you also have a shot. There was this blog submission which gave me serious pause...:/

[quote] Anonymous asked: Kinda weird but Styles likes shemale stuff too, not just twinks. I found it hilarious that he's tried to cover himself by using homophobic slurs in the past. I think he may have gotten over it. So, if you have a penis and are feminine in any way, he's your guy.

Roman Reigns is even bigger than Styles at close to 8in., but he only likes women on the side (and he piles that sideplate pretty damn high).

^Roman/Joe is a Samoan. They aren’t typically accepting of homosexuality, and even the ones who are prefer not to engage too closely with people who practise.

R165 Who said anything about doing something demeaning?

Short & skinny people don't have a monopoly on doing things for the sake of money.

There have to be some big & tall people who fit into that category as well (heck most of the wrestlers Vince has alleged to have been with fall into that category).

The Big Show did have one of the best salaries (if not the highest) when he joined Vince's wrestling promotion.

Remember the match down below?

It's why I was asking in the first place.

No one wants to envisage VKM screwing anything or anyone, but thanks for the scarring mental images.

Thank TPTB at the WWE R179.

Also if Vince & the Big Show can do that in front of thousands,

what could happen when the two of them are alone together?

There’s rumors about Vince McMahon sexually propositioning every single member of his roster past & present including his own daughter. So there’s that.

Bischoff had a very gay fixation on Hogan when they worked together in WCDUb, that much is for certain.

^^you know Vinnie Ru held up pretty well all things considered, the stress he underwent from every corner etc. Fit Finlay & Booker T aged very well too, they look the same today.

And even Bischoff doesn't look much different now compared to then either, though it's been so long since that his botox has settled down and I totally forgot he ever had black hair.

Who admires the wrestlers that Jim trashes?

R183 Russo...is not a wrestler?

Corny is not to be acknowledged given that he's somewhere between a lunatic and a sociopath; he once threatened a lady by pulling a gun on her in a car, for gods' sakes.

Just saw the recent Ricochet j/o vid. Very nice. They say he fingers himself too so I’ll definitely keep my eyes open for that cause he has sweetest ass in all of wrestling. I was heartbroken when he switched from speedos to tights.

Hopefully the link still works

AUSTIN THEORY.......just check him out. Good God Almighty I don’t even know where to begin with him. Let’s just say he makes Cena and Orton look like Luke and Butch. He’s an Adonis pure and simple. Totally sets the bar as easily the hottest pro wrestler in the history of the business. Can’t even possibly justify how gorgeous he is with just one pic and I couldn’t pick JUST ONE. So just look him up, trust me he is as flawless as it gets.

Rowdy Roddy Piper stayed handsome for a long time

Austin turns out did a sensational nude vid but way too brief.

That Austin has a hot ass!

There’s something that drives me absolutely off the wall about Britain’s Zack Sabre Jr. just not sure what it is. I’m thinking cause his sexy trucks are on the smaller tighter side ala his friend Finn Balor. Of course he doesn’t have Finn’s extraordinary bod or tight ass, it’s a cute bubble butt though. His lanky bod and sexy long legs are quite the site though especially when he uses them in all his acclaimed technical performances. I like to imagine his sexy tiny trunks on Austin Theory’s flawless bod. Yum 😋

There’s something that drives me absolutely off the wall about Britain’s Zack Sabre Jr. just not sure what it is. I’m thinking cause his sexy trucks are on the smaller tighter side ala his friend Finn Balor. Of course he doesn’t have Finn’s extraordinary bod or tight ass, it’s a cute bubble butt though. His lanky bod and sexy long legs are quite the site though especially when he uses them in all his acclaimed technical performances. I like to imagine his sexy tiny trunks on Austin Theory’s flawless bod. Yum 😋

Sorry for the double post and no pic btw but his best pics are on Pinterest anyway.

Jessie godderz looks to be making a comeback - love seeing this guy in the ring.

Thunder's Arena has some of the hottest guys. Have any of them done porn?

William Higgins has some great amateurs on his swnude site.

You're not the only one who goes wild over Zack Sabre Jr, R192.

He's clearly packing in between those long lanky legs.

Wasn’t that a Lars Sullivan scene from Randy Blue just leaked recently with Derrek Diamond? I was friends with Derrek before he got his porn name back in the MySpace days but I forgot his real name. Sean....something? Sadly he’s rumored to have passed so obviously he won’t be able to write about it. He was a great performer too, shame :( Lars is like the last person off almost anyone on the roster I’d have expected or wanted to see doing a Randy Blue scene. But than again Kane was rumored to have been an escort at one point but if he did anything illegal I’m sure it would have come out during the mayoral race. On the opposite end of the spectrum Austin Theory who’s got to be like every gay mans #1 when it comes to wishing who you’d want to see in porn, finally made his debut again Roderick Strong on NXT and Strong is quite the beefcake stunner himself but next to Theory looks like Abdullah the freakin Butcher. Can’t think of anyone in all of entertainment let alone on the roster who even compares to Austin Theory in terms of looks and that epic bod. Maybe Jeff Seid 🤔 but still only on his very best days. Anyway the way the internet wrestling following loathed Cena, Orton and John Morrison I think he’s really gonna have to prove to everyone that he’s not just a pretty face with rockin abs but performance wise he’s looking great so far imo. Still the haters are gonna be out there no matter what so he’ll never be able to win everyone over lookin the incredible way he does.

Nice close up of Sammy Guevara’s cute little bubble buns on tonight’s AEW, definitely made the balls drop just in time for NYE. Nothing beats a nice wedgie while wearing tiny trunks ala Finn Balor and Zack Sabre Jr.

[quote] the way the internet wrestling following loathed Cena, Orton and John Morrison I think he’s really gonna have to prove to everyone that he’s not just a pretty face with rockin abs

Fortunately, we DO serve crow at the Palace of Wisdom.

Wow and that’s Morrison at 40 mind you. Kip Sabians got a stunning face and bod. Also Dominick Dijakovik of ROH and NXT is easily the sexiest tall man since Matt Morgan. And Morgan was jacked, Dominick’s on the lanky side but still has an incredible ass. I know Hector Garza’s getting all the praise for both his performance and amazing looks although cousin Humberto Carrillo is ok if you’re into the young boy band Menudo type. Kind of disappointed that theyre making poor “Shorty G” as they call him now🙄🙄🙄, dress like Kendrick and London back in the day when he’s got that killer bod and in tights he looked delicious, like up their with Balòr. Oddly enough some people say he pulled a “Felicity” when cut his hair. I thought he looked like Paulie Shore with that hair though 😒 MJF who they usually show in a suit and scarf always shocks me when he wrestlers in short tights because he too has an awesome bubble butt.

I used to think Buff Bagwell was hot. Buff is the stuff!

Now I hear he escorts. I wonder if he does men too?

Was watching the Balór/Gargano match yesterday. Orgasmic!!!!!!! Bubble butt bonanza and when they’d turn around; banana bonanza ;) Than Balor covers Gargano with his nuts and ass right in his face. Wow 😲 Epic ending and happy ending indeed for me personally;)

Here's the match R203 described. Orgasmic is the word!

Balór's body is out of this world.

Great couple of weeks for the hunks of wrestling. Flip Gordon shaved (so sick of the beard trend which I guess is now being replaced by the Bane-esque mouth mask or mouth painting {shark teeth ala Venom} trend) and went back to white speedo trunks. If it weren’t for the manbun he’d be up there with Austin Theory, Gable, Gargano and Balòr.

I was upstairs at Backstreet years ago( ATL gay bar, now gone) watching the drag show and trying to find where my boyfriend had wandered off to. When I noticed this hot as fuck, gorgeous, out of place, Italian looking guy in the shadows staring at me ( I recognized him immediately from ATL wrestling promotion WCW) I immediately forgot all about looking for Frank and decided to hangout for a bit upstairs. I moved to the edges of the crowd so it would be easier to connect. He never took his eyes off me. Finally he approached and asked, whats my deal, where could we go? I told him, I was here with some people and a boyfriend but he definitely needed to call me. Gave him my card and went to look for my boyfriend. It was Disco Inferno, Glenn Gilberti) He NEVER called.

Disco still doesn’t look half bad these days and his body was incredible back in the day so good job 👏👍😉 Very nice. Looks like Ricochet busted out those sexy speedo shorts again over in Saudi yesterday ;) speaking of nice 👍 Didn’t get to see much of him unfortunately with Brock manhandling him....lucky Brock! 😝 but damn if you’re a closeted Saudi you’re lucky he wasn’t out long cause those kind of thoughts will get you killed over there. Hell I’m surprised the entire roster keeps making it in tact although I heard they had trouble last time around so they’re keeping more of the superstars, as Vince insists we call them, in the states. But during sweeps I suggest he keep Ricochet in shorts. I know I’ll be watching 😍😋🤤🥵😜

That Christian guy was a perfect example of how a simple hair cut can turn one from NOT to HOT.

Unfortunately, most of them are homophobic misogynist assholes with serious drug and alcohol problems.

Well WWE (NXT I’m presuming) just hired their first openly gay male competitor in Jake Atlas. Don’t really hear about drug and alcohol abuse in WWE at least the way it was in the 80s and 90s. Everyone was coked up in the 80s so if you’re gonna point fingers you gotta go after everyone and not just single out pro wrestlers. Sadly it became about painkillers later on because of all the serious injuries so it’s not like it was done without a purpose like cocaine in the 80s and yeah ECW in the 90s was insanely homophobic and misogynistic. In fact I roll my eyes whenever people bitch about bringing that type product back or how much they hated the watered down reboot. The “show your tits!” And “f*g” chants were deafening like late 90s Springer. They did have SOME great matches and tried to not make it all about only being hardcore but lots of caveman like qualities and I’m glad things have change since than. Becky Lynch and Charlotte back than would have been in some kind of mud bra and patties style fight had they let them wrestle at all.

Got to meet Christian today. Damn, that guy is sexy!

Lex Luger is just sad now.

Ron Simmons was an A-class nice dude.

Was watching that triple thread women’s main event at last years Mania. Good God that referee was a absolutely jacked. I always thought they were gonna do an angle with him where he turns out he was a wrestler in training all along like that cutie that did Paige....🙄🙄🙄🙄well a lot of them did Paige but I forgot this guys name. Think at one point he was the GM and was a small guy so he pretty much jobbed to everyone. Had a great body especially when we got to see his leaked nudes and sex tapes online. Sorry drawing a blank.....unlike him in his sex tape scene with Paige 😝

Speaking of leaked nudes, always loved Alex Riley’s big bubble butt. He’s lost in the shuffle though with that short lived CBS show with Bobby Moinihan John Larroquete where the main character has his name. Than there’s that recent twink porn star named Alex Riley. Would love to see them do a scene together;)

Was watching that triple thread women’s main event at last years Mania. Good God that referee was a absolutely jacked. I always thought they were gonna do an angle with him where he turns out he was a wrestler in training all along like that cutie that did Paige....🙄🙄🙄🙄well a lot of them did Paige but I forgot this guys name. Think at one point he was the GM and was a small guy so he pretty much jobbed to everyone. Had a great body especially when we got to see his leaked nudes and sex tapes online. Sorry drawing a blank.....unlike him in his sex tape scene with Paige 😝

Speaking of leaked nudes, always loved Alex Riley’s big bubble butt. He’s lost in the shuffle though with that short lived CBS show with Bobby Moinihan John Larroquete where the main character has his name. Than there’s that recent twink porn star named Alex Riley. Would love to see them do a scene together;)

Brad Maddox!!!! Sorry for the double post.

Roddy

Oops wrong link

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The fabulous moolah

Wouldn’t mind doing the mandible claw on Alam.....only not in the mouth ;)

There's something about British wrestler Tyler Bate that drives me absolutely crazy.

At the local shows here in LA......used to be called NWA Hollywood but you know how everyone likes to branch off from the NWA, anyway one of the champs is Dan Joseph. He is shredded, but lean shredded so not quite the Vince type, but the way in looks in those speedo trunks is right up there with euro studs like Balor and Bate and Sabre Jr.

Alex Wright

I get a strong gay vibe from Indus Sher the manager of those big Indian guys on NXT who look like they could be related to the Rock, Roman Reigns, Usos etc. To me he’s got more effeminate qualities than Jake Atlas actually. Nice looking guy as well though.

CORRECTION: Malcolm Bivens is the manager that I get the vibe from not his team Indus Sher.

Most pro-wrestlers are Republicans and the really mean white power kind there are a few exceptions but if they're over 30 they probably voted for Trump and for Vince's evil witch cunt of a wife.

Yeah there are a fair share but none compared to KKK card carrying member Dick Murdoch.

What the hell??!!!!. Sorry about that. Wrong forum, disregard

☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿Actually that was correct. Having issues on these threads. Speaking of thread, anyone in quarantine and need an excuse to change your underpants. I just found one cause you’re gonna need the driest pair possible...(in case the pic doesn’t show, it’s Austin Theory and Flip Gordon training together 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍)

Not surprising douchebag supreme Randy Orton is a Trumptard.

Cody Rhodes. I know he's got an odd face, but I love it.

Dexter Lumis who the poor gay kid Jake Atlas had to job to on NXT, total stud. They’re trying to turn him into the next psycho monster with him not blinking an all but those blue eyes are so gorgeous it’s like more intoxicating to look into them than to be intimidated by him. Way too hot to be the monster they’re trying to turn him into. He’s all tatted has a stache and is jacked so you’d think it would work but he’s just to damn fine to be afraid of. Kind of reminds me of how they cast Zack Erfron to play Ted Bundy. No way. Doesn’t work.

👇👇👇

Randy Orton is also a raging sex pest so no wonder the orange trash bag is his here.

Hero

Didn't the guy in Op's pic do gay porn at some point in the 70s?

Loving Cody Rhodes isn't all that unusual, R230. I sometimes reflect on his debut back in 2007, just a couple weeks after he turned 22, with those green trunks and his big bulge prominently displayed.

Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes from the early 2010s were the best. Most wrestlers are republicans. If that bothers you, you probably shouldn’t be watching.

Loved it when the reformed DX feuded with both rated RKO and Cody and Ted Junior where they played homoerotic pranks on both of them. That was a good time to be a wrestling fan.

so who has had one?

Ran in to the Ultimate Warrior back in the day in a sports store in Scottsdale. Good god he was magnificent.

I have heard rumors of Stone Cold putting the stunner on a few guys. Someone has to have had one of these guys,.

Cody Rhodes looking pensive

Hew grew up in my home town and was a few years ahead of me in school. Swoon.

Old timer with the best name ever - Dick the Bruiser!

When I was a kid I was fascinated.

Old timer with the best name ever - Dick the Bruiser!

When I was a kid I was fascinated.

Tatanka in his earliest WWF days before they noticed he was having an undefeated streak and when he was in the indies as I think Chris Chaves.....there was no touching him. No mullet, 🤔 or maybe he had just shaven it and no cheesy mustache. Even the ultimate sex Gods at the time, Brian Pillman, Lex Luger and Scott Steiner were all dealing with their horrifying mullet stages.

I really liked Carlito and Renee Dupree’s bouncing bulge. Shame they got released after failing to live up to their early promise. Don’t know what became of them.

Up until Wardlow the hottest big man would have definitely been Dominick Dijakovik and as hot as Wardlows fine bod is on the other end of the spectrum, hottest bod by a small guy goes for sure to Tony Niese. Not sure about his facial features cause he always has that big beard so if he were to groom himself better he could be on Balór, Flip or Theory’s level.

R248 Wardlow really is incredibly sexy. Him and MJF are a hot pairing.

Tony Neese has an amazing body. Only PAC beats him body-wise, but the face brings him down.

My other new favorite recently has been Buddy Murphy with his insanely hot chest.

Buddy Murphy chest

Almost as good as Jessie Godderz’ chest

What is with wrestlers and the long greasy hair look? Brett Hart, the undertaker this dude above - they all look weird.

MJF btw 🍑👌👍🏻👍🏻. If you’re into feet however last week with the usual Riddle wrestling barefoot on NXT, had some real competition with the Darby Allen/Sammy Guevara match where Sammy’s boot was ripped off. Darby has this twink look almost like Jeremy Jordon, the porn star in his early day(the singer Jeremy Jordon had a nice Marky Mark jacked bod thing going on though) and of course if you’re into skater dudes you’d flip plus also having a hint of goth phychobilly elements which is funny cause Billy Gunn’s usually in the audience and he had that RockaBilly gimmick amongst many others ala Brutus Beefcake or whatever you want to refer to him as. He was even gay Billy along with poor Chuck Pulumbo who they tried to turn into a biker stud later on but no one could look past Chuck and Billy.

With Little Richards recent passing, anyone remember Mark Mero as Johnny B. Bad in WCW.

I want the guys from the '90s in the ring. Huge monster steroid beasts. Now they look like tall hipsters that got into a fight outside a Whole Foods.

Stone Cold Steve Austin wearing his Bama mask (and clapping back at deplorable fans)

Marc Mero/Johnny B. Badd is the ex-husband of Rena Mero, a.k.a. Sable, a.k.a. the most boring WWE diva ever.

Man they really like gnawing on Sammy Guevara’s bare toes on AEW. Well they have good taste ;)

Somebody at AEW definitely has a foot fetish, there's been more bare feet and biting in 8 months than WWE has had in years (except for barefoot Matt Riddle)

MJF was bulging like crazy last night during his match too.

Love how MJF's beefy ass is always eating his trunks.

Friend of mine who isn't really a wrestling fan, swears that he hooked up with MJF a couple of years ago. I kind of believe him, because he was even claiming this before MJF became known nationally when he signed with AEW.

R261 MJF?

Oh my gosh! That's Michael J. Fox !!!

MJF - here is his response

I like this Sammy Guevara fellow.

R264, Indeed!

Sammy pings big time

Sammy is cuban so ...big cock.

Who's this guy and can you see his photos anywhere else?

Ricochet. There is already a thread on this.

Really? OMG is selling it like it's breaking news.

I ate mushrooms and went to Smackdown with my friend. I dressed as El Rayo de Jelisco. When Dolph entered I raised my giant “I ❤️Dolph” sign. He pointed at me and said “I love you!”

Gotta love Cesaro

Man, he's adorable. I would RUIN him.

Perry's kid. Not the "Comic book store" guy interviewing him.

Cute hairy pocket stud David Starr has recently been #metoo'd by a former girlfriend. His response is that he owns up being a liar and a cheater (not uncommon among wrestlers), but he denies being a sexual predator.

Irish hottie Jordan Devlin (who Starr had a storyline bromance feud with in the independent scene, leading to some excellent - and hot - matches between them) is also facing abuse allegations, and like Starr, categorically denies them.

Wrestlers are getting cancelled left and right. Most notably, indie star Joey Ryan, known for utilizing his penis during matches. I swear I'm not making this up.