Girl you breading Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra reportedly dating

Who's the lucky guy they are dating?

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It took me way too long to figure out OP's title autocorrected "bearding" to "breading." Ha!

This should be the new "pron."

Piggy Chops is as thirsty as she is stupid. And she's still cancelled. No one cares. Go away.

Nick Jonas is dating Deepak Chopra?! I KNEW he was gay!

The more I look at that photo, the more painfully obvious it becomes that there is a contract somewhere in his PR manager's file with her signature on it.

Although, between the two of them, I'm not sure who gets better publicity out of this?? LOL

Not that I know or care much about what breeders do or think, but just curious: is it not embarrassing for straight women to be seen dating much younger guys? I mean, for straight men it's like a badge of honor to walk around with a much younger hottie because it indicates he's virile and has abundant resources or some shit, but for a woman I can only assume it just makes her look (in the eyes of other heteros, I mean) silly and desperate.

Dats da bread pudding!

Markle opened the door to the darkies.

o mary she one of the biggest dykes in town, if true, Jonas most surely is gay ola...

[quote]they are both interested in each other.

Interesting how the source felt compelled to state something that should be obvious about two people who are dating...?

[quote]Piggy Chops is as thirsty as she is stupid.

Her behavior at the royal wedding was thirst made flesh. Never saw so much mugging for the cameras and making it all about her.

OK Jonas time for a better P.R guy, this setup looks not realistic.

Why is she dating the busboy? That dude looks like a monkey. Not an ape, a monkey.

Is he shorter than everyone?

Nick and Priyanka are breeding?!

R7, it's a badge of honor for the woman. It means she's got the sexual goods to attract a hot young stud. So much so, that he'll forgo younger, firmer flesh.

SLOW ROLLOUT!

Idiots.

How is the breading seasoned?

Those Indians are really coming up in the world!

Does Priya have a Canadian husband or something? Why is she doing an unremarkable US TV show when she's an A-list film star back home?

R14 Nick is 5'8", and she is probably around that, but she's wearing high heels.

But he loves me!

Indians will simply not be super-stars here. Padma Lakshi is known for "Top Chef." Naveen Andrews' glory days of "Lost" were almost a decade ago. Priyanka is obviously now desperate. And as for my career, well....

But WHO is trying to make this woman happen?

Does he have new album coming out that will bomb?

He likes old curry pussy?

There is something very sexy about both of them individually, I can believe they would find each other attractive. Having said that they don't attract me together.

Jesus it’s bearding time again ? That Joe Jonas is togheter with that Sophie Turner who looks like a lesbian . It’s been a while since we saw Nick with a woman . I think they have a contract to appear with a female on their arm every 3 months .

The last woman Nick Jonas was attached to was Kate Hudson, who is even older than Priyanka.

If THAT is not gay-face for DAYS!

It's that repugnant Indian smugness R23. They all act like they're descendants of Maharajas but what's the point of pretending to be "royalty" when your country is the worlds filthiest cesspool?

No way is Jonas 5'8" 😂

Nick Jonas listed at 5'7", not even 5'8", which means 5'6".

And what does Shawn have to say about all this?!

[quote] Why is she doing an unremarkable US TV show

She isn't anymore.

Where’s his face?

SHOULDN’T HE HAVE A FACE?!

Totes believable.

why does this little dude keep trying to make himself happen??

This just screams breading contract. She's 10 years older, 10 inches taller, and their first date was a "Beauty & the Beast" concert?

Shawn Mendes must be laughing his ass off at the brazenness.

How can a 25-year-old American-born man be 5'6"/5'7"? Did his mother smoke throughout her pregnancy?

Short parents, r40.

My dad is 5'9"ish my mom is 4'11"-5'. I ended up 5'11". I low-key resent my mom (jk) because I inherited her short legs that cost me a couple of inches. So close to six feet, but so far away.

Mary, you are 5'11, you aren't short at all.

But yes, some people are short, I don't know why r40 finds it so insane.

r42 Huh ? I am exactly 6 feet tall and these days even I am not considered tall. Any one who is shorter than 6 should feel short I'd say.

Unless you live in the Netherlands or Denmark you are not short. The average height of an American male is 5'9.5". At 5'11" you are slightly taller than average.

Agree r43. R44 is a lie, anyone can change wikipedia. Everyone knows average height in the US for men is 6ft.

I would've at least liked to be avg height. I get there with my tennis shoes, but it's not the same.

Oh dear. I feel as if I am talking to Trumpkins "Fake news! facts don't matter!"

See, wikipedia does these things called citations where you can see where the info comes from. The citation from height is from a CDC report from 2016, the government agency that keeps track of these things. Here is the primary source.

[quote]Everyone knows average height in the US for men is 6ft.

No one knows this, because it isn't true. The average height is 6ft in some countries, such as the Danes and Dutch as I said, but that is not the case in America. Even if you restrict it to only white Americans, the average height is 5'10"

r46 So what ? All those polls, surveys and reports said Hillary was going to crush Trump in the elections by a landslide. But what happened ? Does that not say all those reports and surveys are just bogus ? Get a grip , please

r44 you are spot on.

Wow, gotta love all the jabs about Priyanka's Indian heritage on here.

I know you're bitter about the fact that he's bearding again, but maybe try to keep your racism out of it?

Between this and all the Trump-supporting gays, no wonder minority gays are becoming less and less attracted to white gays.

What kind of breading? Egg batter? Panko? Shake and Bake?

I love to roll Jonas in Panko and spit roast him tempura style

The darkies breading would probably be curry based or a samosa.

R5 Deepak stole his eyeglass frames from Dame Edna.

[quote]All those polls, surveys and reports said Hillary was going to crush Trump in the elections by a landslide. But what happened ? Does that not say all those reports and surveys are just bogus ? Get a grip , please

What the....? You are clearly too dim to be posting here, and I am moving on.

Everyone knows Nick is balls deep into Shawn Mendes....

r51 Please move on but apologize before that. You made a grave mistake.

Shawn Mendes is short. He's only 6'2" and if Trump can win an election, that means that Mendes is short. Less than average. Statistics lie. The CDC lies. It's fake news. A grave mistake.

Is that his mommy?

They’re the D list version of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift.

Looks like true love to me, boys! Another one off BOTH of our lists.

Where has r51 gone ? He owes me an apology. Comeback r51

I saw Nick up close 3 times, each time in sneakers. I put him at 5'8".

he can buy a better beard than her

she known as a hungry pig for pussy

he also is a nag, grouchy thing.

trade her in nick, u better than that

A bunch of hooey. Priyanka will never marry a short, milk-face white boy.

Im just 5'1 😰😰

Don't worry sweetie, I'm little too and suffered for years for it. you'll find your own pot or lid or something and be fine and happy.

The angriest men are his height.

I love short dudes, 5'5 to 5'8". They have the best asses and nice thick thighs and it's fun to spank and bounce and fuck a man all around for a few days. Turn him upside down, rotate him on my reward, bite his neck and keep fucking him fun. Proportion is everything man. I am tall and muscled and pretty fine but a tall dude with stick legs and no ass or with narrow shoulders and skinny chest is tragic. A compact piece of ASS is good for gay always. Those nice handsome features usually are attached. Boyish is good too but I tend to tear that up too fast. Shorter men are bad for bearding and da real competition for other bottoms. Compact boys are best. Every top wants one.

Every ho has to go on the stroll. From Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra to Roseanne, all the way to the White House.

And the news is that Priyanka and Meghan Markle have a “natural friendship “. According to Sun newspaper Priyanka is showing Meghan around London, her new home. Mmmmmm. Bearding, the lot of them.

There seems to be a big push of Indians over the last couple of years.

We're all suppose of gush over them, but their culture sucks - sexist, racist (they love them some light skin and hate Africans), and all about gold and status.

Chopra, stock standard Brahmin Bitch.

Arrogancy knows no bounds.

is chopra a dyke or a tranny, she looks like both.

how in fuk she get anywhere with that garish look?

oh yea..

Why do I get the feeling that R69 , R70 , and R71 are the same person...???

His pointed ears and short stature make me think he is a homosexual elf.

[quote]how in fuk she get anywhere with that garish look?

Now you’re just being a jerk. She may not be your cup of tea, but she is hardly ugly. She was Miss World 2000.

Chopra’s height is listed by different sources as anywhere between 5’ 4 1/2” and 5’ 7”

Blatant bearding. Sometimes I think they’re not even trying with these “pairings.”

It's so funny that I used to think Nick was the straight Jonas brother.

whats going on in that pic? she looks ugly and fat!

Beauty queens are experts at bearding

USA average height for men has shrunk over the last decades with the influx of asians and latinos. White and black guys certainly don't average 5 '9".

Stop breading girl.

Carbs are not your friend.

Are any of the Jonas brothers straight?

The married one is definitely a ‘mo.

Gay and gay. The perfect Hollywood couple.

"Are any of the Jonas brothers straight?"

I used to think of the JoBros as a traffic light.

Nick was RED = Completely hetero.

Joe was YELLOW = Swings both ways and is "in the middle".

Kevin was GREEN = Nothing but guys. Fake marriage.

Now I'm doubting Nick's hetero status. Too many fake relationships and too many Blinds about him being with guys. It's too obvious now.

They are so mismatched but I’m obsessed with the pairing. They would have beautiful kids.

I only today realized that the reason that my eyes dilate when I see a photo of Nick Jonas is because he reminds me so much of a younger co-worker who I've crushed on for many years, despite being old enough to be his father. My younger fellow is very smart and unfailingly polite and I'd make a terrible fool of myself if her weren't straight. And he's told me I'm his favorite co-worker, too, so SQUEE!

Of course he's bearding again. He has a new album coming out this year, and considering how his last one did, he needs all the publicity he can get.

I gotta hand it to Datalounge; I used to be one of the guys who'd get disappointed every time I found out a hot celeb I crushed on was in a new relationship. This site made me realize how many of them are fake and how many gorgeous men in Hollywood are closeted. Which makes my fantasizing about them that much more realistic.

Of course, now I want to work in Hollywood so I can access them. With all those secret homos, there's a lotta hot fucking going on, lol.

She looks like his mother @OP.

Why don’t you just look up his social media R86?

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He peaked in hotness about 2 years ago. I used to think he was straight too until the fast flame out with Kate Hudson. She's not a beard she loves dick.

His jacket is CUTE ! Id wear that in a nano second.

I really don't care, do u?

There's fake, there's unbelievable, and then...there's THIS.

It's love! They're getting married.

i didnt recognize either as gay until they pulled this stunt

At least he will smell nice.

Quantico was cancelled. No more big hair or skin-care commercial contracts. She's never going to be a star in the U.S. Not even a t.v. star. If she takes care of herself she might have a career as the exotic best friend to a chubby spinster in brit movies. They look ridiculous together. He looks like the guy who just fetched her car and got stiffed on the tip.

I'm surprised she hasn't snatched up a multi picture deal with marvel or dc, superhero movies value looks over talent so you'd think it be easier for her.

Why is she wasting a marriage on this loser (and I like Nick Jonas's music and acting)? She needs some (old) billionaire hubby who can finance her future career or at least her future shopping sprees.

Here's Nick ready for the honeymoon.

R100 Her mother had been pressuring her to get married up until about 3 years ago when the mother claims she finally stopped because she thought her daughter Priyanka would never get married rhen Nick suddenly happened, The mother admitted that although she is a modern mother she is actually very conservative at heart.

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[QUOTE]Why is she wasting a marriage on this loser

He’s a white millionaire celebrity. No way does she or her family see him as a loser.

Why is Nick dressed like Bea Arthur in "Maude" in the picture at R103?

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Ugly shoes on him and terrible dress in her.

We missed our shot. Maybe Nick developed some sort of bowel disorder that prohibited him from doing anal without creating a nasty mess, leading him back to the path of heteronormativity.

They're the Hiddleswift we didn't want but wholly deserve.

Vogue cover

i didnt realize they were gay until they hooked up. what waste of time!

wtf would he date such a beast????? she is a yak!

This marriage is an obvious arranged for publicity purposes. I do not see a natural relationship.

That dress in OP’s link is something else. “I want to look like Inspector Gadget ... but SEXY.”

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