Katie Holmes Awful Dancing

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dancing like a chicken

testing quotes on a katie holmes thread

[quote]What a retard soulless dancing. Who lied to her and told her she's a good dancer?!

seeing if that works

So are these anti-Katie Holmes and anti-Nicole Kidman threads from a representative of Scientology? Or just Tom Cruise himself posting?

R11 It's just Tom Cruise Troll

Embarrassing

it's gotta be a clam thing. they're suddenly popping up a lot. the word must have gone out.

which is fine. it's been awhile since we've had a thread about the cult. it might be fun to have another.

Can't dance and can't sing

R14 I'm Not a Scientologist

At least Tom tries to be straight. More than I can say for the average dl.

there is just so much wrong in R17 that it's almost a work of art. oh, you sweet summer child of a clam.

Tina Fey's SNL monologue and her comment on KH's tap dancing. Starting at 2:40.

Anne Hathaway mocking Katie Holmes and her dancing starting at 1:39

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She has no charisma.

R23 So true, She's so boring with no charisma and no personality

I remember when she did this "charitable" performance on SYTYCD back in 2009. There was a lot of build up to it, partly because she reportedly spent a year rehearsing the routine.

As you can see, the performance wasn't even live and she was easily outdone by her backup dancers. All she did was strut around the stage, try to vamp at the camera, and lipsync. Pretty much every critic panned it.

She sure can kick up her heels though, OP

R26 Yes

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As much as I hate AnnE her impersonation of Katie Holmes was hilarious.

TCT, Do you not see that Tom's willingness to marry these brittle, unstable women, and to adopt children with them, or have children with them, is proof of his own damaged character?

R32 I know, there's something wrong with TC..But these women are NOT victims as the public think of them.

She looks deranged

Thanks, Tom for foisting this train wreak on the public.

R35 I know, I'm sure Tom was giving her all of these over the top compliments on her awful dancing.