I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

Oh is that what they called hooking back in the early 80s?

Best best best song. Summer in Malibu. Memories.

Until The Donald grabbed your pussy.

We don't want you, OP

I think it's time you live your life on your own, OP

And now you're the Duchess of Sussex!

The theme of #metoo

Sussex has been so easy for her, R6? She always knew she'd find a much better place.

Great song, great summer, and back then I was hungry like the wolf.

You were too shy, shy, hush, hush, eye to eye.

Take your seaside arms and write the next line, oh I want the truth to be known.

Same old line you used to use before.

Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet.

Success has been so easy for you.

Meanwhile I was fired from my waitress job, that much is true.

I recall a soldier sleeping next to me, riding on the Metro.

Yes, the soldier turned, then looked away.

And then years later you admitted you were ‘human too’ you whore. Is that what you were doing on The Lebanon?

I’m a waitress in a donut shop.

Does anyone remember an episode of the Love Boat where a couple (I cant remember the woman, but I think the guy was Grant Goodeve, maybe Tom Wopat). They had been together and then separated (maybe he was drafted to Vietnam) and I guess they were reunited on the Love Boat and she confessed to him, using the words "while we were apart I was human too" ?

Please tell me I did not make this up in a drug fueled dream.

I'm your Private Dancer, a dancer for money, any old music will do!

R19, do you take PayPal?

Don't chew on me, baby. Don't chew on me, AHHHHH.

...when Trump grabbed my pussy....

Whooosh, R22.

Oh, you were working as a waitress? How sad for you. I just spent six months in a leaky boat, whiner.

When your world is full of strange arrangements, and gravity won't pull you through. You know you're missing out on something, well that something depends on you . . .

Do you take EBT?

R20, R26 - only deutsche marks or dollars

I love you R25, shoot that poison arrow through my heart - shoot that poison arrow.

I'm looking at you R28.

Looking from a window above, it's like a story of love...

[quote] an episode of the Love Boat where a couple (I cant remember the woman, but I think the guy was Grant Goodeve, maybe Tom Wopat).

Two men I would not have confused during the Love Boat era.

When you're lost in the rain in Juarez and it's Easter time too

And your gravity fails and negativity won't pull you through

Don't put on any airs when you're down of Rue Morgue Avenue.

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola?

The Lebanon? Whassat?

And Flo, she don't know...

We are thirsty!

I was a singer in a smoky room that smelled of wine and cheap perfume. Then I took the midnight train going anywhere.

And look where that got you, Cory.

Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away I've got to

A week without you, thought I'd forget

Two weeks without you and I still haven't gotten over you yet

You mention the time we were together, so long ago. Well, I don't remember. All I know is it makes me feel good now.

While you were working as a waitress, you said you knew you’d find a much better place. But have you ever been to me?

You should've been gone knowing how I made you feel, and I should've been gone after all your words of steel.

Don't you want me Baby?

...and then you realized... love IS a battlefield!

...soon turned out, had a heart of glass.

R28, I'm a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother -

Summer, it turns me upside down. Summer, summer, summer. It's like a merry go round.

I'll give you fish / I'll give you candy / I'll give you everything / I've I've ever had!