The Queen and a whole bunch of Royal faves were at The Chelsea Flower Show in London today.

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Are you referring to The Princess Royal, R3?

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[quote]Princess Anne in super-cool shades

Super cool? They look like what someone who has just had cataract surgery would wear.

On a Monday. It's not a bank holiday. Don't any of these Royals have actual jobs?

This, dear Americans, is what we call a Chelsea Pensioner.

[quote]Prime Minister Theresa May was this morning shown a 'genuine Yorkshire cowpat'

Maybe cowpat doesn't mean the same thing in the UK that it does in the US? A cowpat in the US is cow shit.

I think a Yorkshire cowpat is a type of dessert

[quote]On a Monday. It's not a bank holiday. Don't any of these Royals have actual jobs?

This IS our job, you fool!!

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I love how the article TWICE mentions that the Royals attended the Flower Show just TWO days after the Royal Wedding. Like a wedding on Saturday and a flower show on Monday is some heroic accomplishment.

Prince George was overheard saying, "Faaaaaaaaabulous!!!!"

The Queen needs to have a talk with Cousin Michael. He looks like a well dressed fakir. Is he really British or was he born on the wrong side of the sheets?

I like the Queen's outfit there much better than what she wore to the wedding.

As an admittedly queeny gardener, who has been around some big North American flower and garden expos in my day, it is no surprise that Her Majesty would make it to Chelsea today.

And, wedding drama over, no wonder she looks so pleased and relaxed!

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It's probably the press being snide, because the RF is all smiles at the flower show ( (well, as much as Anne can smile) when they were all studiously looking down at their programs during the happy couple's vow exchange.

Like, you need to look at your program to tell when a couple five feet in front of you is saying "I do"?

[quote]I like the Queen's outfit there much better than what she wore to the wedding.

She always looks good in pink and blue. I don't know why her Ladies in Waiting allow her to wear yellow or green.

[quote]I don't know why her Ladies in Waiting allow her to wear yellow or green.

My English (long dead) grandmother always used to say "I love her in yellow!"

Is there an ugly dress shop where the York Sisters shop frequently? Eug, that dress! It's a mish mash of ugly.

Oops, I meant Bea. Your dress is ugly. But I'm sure Eug had on an ugly dress wherever she was.

That's Prince Michael, R15.

Not a good looking man in the bunch. Put them all end to end and I bet you don't even get 6 inches.

[quote]Princess Michael[/quote]

Cunt

You're meant to be admiring the flowers Dottie/R28... not hunting for men.

Isn't this lovely, they built a little house...

r30 that is creepy as fuck

Sue Biggs looks like she just stepped off the plane from MichFest.

The "Yorkshire Dales" garden

Anne, as usual, looking like a prison matron.

Heaven On Earth, England.

This looks like fucking Disney World.

Gorgeous!

Mo Lipman showed up in her pajamas. I guess that's why the put her with the pensioners.

Felicity Kendall - wonderful with old people.

Who's the big heifer in the white pantsuit walking with her? The one with an apparently developing case of whopping cough?

Joanna Lumley looks good. Has she had a face lift?

This photo's called "What The Fuck?"

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Dear Dame Judi.

REAL people.

Felicity Kendall? Joanna Lumley? Please tell me Patricia Routledge, Penelope Keith and Prunella Scales were there too (though I know poor Prunella suffers from dementia).

Bitches some of those potted plants took years to cultivate, let alone bloom on schedule.

Christ!! With all the jewels and gems that the Queen has to offer, can’t Anne find a decent string of pearls to borrow? It looks like she soaks them in tea!

I 💟 the Queen !

Andrew is still handsome, very reminiscent of Ted Kennedy.

R40, Felicity Kendall? I think a body is about to show up in the herbacious border.

Dame Judi is a national treasure.

Most of the garden designers are Hugh Dancy, Eddie Redmayne, Ben Whishaw type.ocassional James Purefoy and even more rarely a Sean Bean type.

All the mobile national treasures like Judi, Joanna Felicity and Mary Berry. Could quite see Matt Bomer here, wearing something linen and a straw hat.

Other than horse racing and military parades I think it's the public event the Queen really enjoys.

Where are all those Chelsea Boys I'm always hearing about?