Janet Jackson looking Ugly and Gross at at BBMAs

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No more chaste harem pants? Much better this way, even if that look is a bit silly.

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Tom Cruise Troll should die.

I’m not a fan of the outfit, but I wouldn’t call her ugly and gross.

Now THIS is ugly and gross:

The plastic surgery is so noticeable. Her face was pulled so tight her eyes looked closed, and her cheeks puffed up. She looked horrible.

Her face was so distracting that I didn't even bother see what she was wearing.

R8 should die

R11 I hate your fucking guts!

What tired 30 year old hit was she 'singing'? Rhythm Nation?

R12 This feeling is mutual.

I'll give her credit for being able to dance in the wind tunnel that was obviously blowing her face back tight.

Her face looks like it's about to break into pieces. That severe hair is doing her no favors either.

She could have aged beautifully, like Rebbie. Instead she went the Michael/LaToya route.

She looks ok.

She looks like she went through a wind tunnel. Very space alien like.

I've never thought that Vegas showgirl style topknot hair that entertainers like looks good an anybody

She looks decent for 52 years old.

She's turning into the black Divine!

Is Janet presenting pussy at OP?

Eww

That's the end?

EDIT!

yawn

She'll never be a hot as me.

Vulgar...

R28 Vadge looks like a fucking zombie there! Show that to kids and they will never sleep again. Jesus fuck.

She as disgustingly perverted as brother Michael. She secretly loathed him for being a bigger star than she'll ever be.

Janet needs to stop with the snatch showing. Nobody wants to see an over 50 year old snatch.

Janet is a modest Muslim woman. She had on multiple layers of hosiery. She won't be abused or controlled by men anymore because we live in such fabulous times! Her brow lift was snatched though. That's not just a ponytail facelift. You can still see the wires under her skin. OUCH.

The progressive feminist movement is really slutting up these women... Gross

JESUS! That first picture looks like a photo of a hundred year old Black Grinch furiously fingering itself to a couple of Whos.

The awards shows are getting more shock value and unimaginable exploitation of women.. And some speculate it's based in the occult ...

She's so gross, and that creepy-assed smile looks too much like her pedo brother. Nasty, indeed.

I feel empathy for Janet... What a family she was raised in.

you're a sick fuck

Good one, r9!!!

I have mentioned it before but Janet has looked like this scary plastic troll from Maximum Overdrive for years.

I think wearing a darker color would have been more complimentary. Or she could have dressed like this.

It's time for Janet to call Christian Siriano. He designs for the mature thicker woman.

Compare this to R41. Jesus, what a fucking plastic troll she is.

How incredibly vulgar. Shouldn't an icon, or whatever, have more gravitas than that? She's still behaving like some sort of 21-year-old breakthrough desperate to be edgy.

This belongs in a thread about the worst of 1990s fashion.

Michael spent a fortune on plastic surgery to look like Diana Ross and now Janet is having surgery to look like Ariana Grande. She's even doing the same move in the photo with Tyra that Ariana did during her performance.

How can an older woman dress to look more hip and yet age-appropriate in a dance number?

Or she could dress like Tina Turner --classy and elegant-- but Janet's popularity is in her dance numbers.

Janet's popularity is in the 🚽 toiléttte !

Miss Janet has turned Asian like Lil Kim.

I think she looks great. HOWEVER, she looked ridiculous grinding and spreading her legs like she was, and her over exaggerated eybrows and winged eyeliner are equally a bad look for her.

She looks like Charo with a tan. No bueno.

She’s a slut. An old, face lifted slut.

Oh please R47, Janet has been pulling and flipping her ponytail for years. Who do you think that little girl Ariana got it from?

The makeup, combined with the facelift, reminds me of this character from The Twilight Zone.

She can barely dance anymore. Like Britney now.

Janet looks so bad she frightened the viewers away.

Janet is a joke, plain and simple. She's always been a joke, but it just took some people longer to get the punchline.

She looked great and her performance was amazing. Truly an icon. She however sounds stupid every time she opens her mouth. Old hag Madonna is prob the only one in the music industry who is considered wise and intelligent

She's looking a lot like Waylan's puppet, Madam.

She better be careful when she brushes her teeth, those cheekbones look like they're about to push through.

They start so young with the botox and fillers these pop sluts. Kudos to Kelly Clarkson, Kesha, Pink, Lorde, Sara Bareilles, Jessie J, Fantasia, Alicia Keys, Janelle Monae, Emeli Sande and all the other women who rely on their talent and self respect.

In Good Times/Different Strokes she had dark skin. So she uses the bleaching cream like brother Michael?

Did she have her breast implants taken out? They look smaller.

r63 They're in her cheeks.

Most of the weird look is due to the harsh, drag makeup her makeup "artist" Preston is so fond of, and apparently her as well. This extreme level of contouring & high eyebrows without an arch, make her face look like it's pulled so damn tight, as though she had more work done.

Compare it to this video she posted last month, with minimal makeup, looking like Penny from Good Times.

[quote]In Good Times/Different Strokes she had dark skin

Are you insane? Since when was Janet Jackson ever dark? GTFO with that bullshit.

Janbot, I love you. Never change.

Tragic.

Here’s a 52 year old woman fingering herself onstage.

In gold lame, no less.

... I'm confused-didn't she convert and become a muslim?

Also, I will say this -Miss Jackson has a radiant smile. She always has. Her whole face lights up when she looks happy.

Exactly, R65. You can tell it’s just bad makeup at the awards show.

She's a fabulous role model for her baby boy ...... NOT.

I doubt her son will grow up to hate her like Madonna’s.

Those cheekbones are horrific. I'm not sure if they're stuffed with KFC chicken wings or drumsticks.

Janet has always had very strong cheekbones.

She had fat, chipmunk cheeks, not strong cheekbones like Dietrich. Those are not cheekbones in that pic R75. What she got later were implants.

Jesus Christ, how fucking retarded do you have to be to look at the photo at R75 and think those are cheekbones? Jabba, sit the fuck down already. You're embarrassing yourself more than usual.

She's looking like a tired whore.

"Ugly and gross"? Have you people ever been outside your homes?

R79, that would require them to have something other to do with their time than be hateful on the internet. DL is a cesspool of vapid, superficial, bigoted subhumans who hate absolutely everyone and everything, even other gay men and especially black women. They are bitter and angry at the world because they are not as young, attractive, rich, or as important as they want to be. They come on here to feel better about themselves and express that hatred under the guise of what they think is witty commentary and "spilling truths". They don't know how to relate to real human beings in a way that is not purely aesthetic or superficial so you get pointless, hateful threads like this. I'll probably get called out for being sensitive and get told that I should just get over it because no one on DL is supposed to care about the feelings of other people. Which is rich because this is a site where someone will start a thread about how millennial women are all worthless garbage rude cunt whores just because someone wasn't nice to them at Whole Foods. This place is literally a dumping ground for all of their insecure feelings.

R80 I was indifferent to Janet Jackson before I encountered the Janet Jackson troll, who’s is referred to as “Jabba” on DL.

His incessant hijacking of other musical stars threads, like the George Michael In Memorium thread, led me to start hating him, and her, by extension.

If the Jabba troll stops posting, Janet Jackson’s standing on DL will improve mightily.

Next to Pepa from Salt N Pepa, Janet looks plastic surgery free.

Who or what is a “Jabba?” Janbot is known as Janbot around these here parts. That other name sounds like something some silly troll made up once when Janbot got too far under his or her skin.

Bravo R80 👏

[quote]I was indifferent to Janet Jackson

The lies you tell.

This blind is about her. The clue is control

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Froggy Singer

[Blind Gossip] This Billboard Music Awards singer was so awful in rehearsals that the venue staff couldn’t stop laughing at her!

During rehearsal, her voice was HORRIBLE! Her speaking voice sounded normal but her singing voice was all froggy. She couldn’t hold a note. Any time she tried to hit even a modestly high note, she cracked. She didn’t say anything about having a cold or anything, so it seems like that’s her real singing voice!

It was so bad that me and the [staff person] next to me couldn’t help but laugh. One of [the singer’s] staff was nearby and shot us a look and said “You’d better control yourselves!” Her team finally decided that she would be better off she was lip synching to a back up track for the actual performance. People at home probably didn’t even notice. Girl can’t sing for sh*t!

Wonder if the decline in her voice quality has to do with her age? Or maybe with her focusing more on her personal life than her career for the past couple of years?

^Fake.

^ Delusional....Janbot

When did she become Vulcan?

Is JJ a coke/meth/speed/hop head like whenever she isn't fat? She was so tubby during her 14 month pregnancy and now she's looks thin a year later. She's always calm and laid back but never chatty or anxious but I'm still suspicious.

Janet looks great.

That's not a recent pic, her eyebrows are arched down.

Oh yeah, it’s from 2016. A whole year and a half, heaven forbid. 😂

This one is from the end of last year. Is that close enough?

No r93....your pic doesn’t have the recent monstrosity done her face.

There’s no recent monstrosity. She just looks different depending on lighting and makeup.

^ monstrous

Open your eyes

My eyes are open.. to the fact that there’s no evidence of major cosmetic surgery procedures from R93 to R95. Just bad makeup and harsher lighting.

Her nose looks about to fall off

Bad cheek implants

Her face is stretched to tight by her recent facelift that her jaw can’t move

She was a lovely women 25 years ago....but she’s gone down the Michael Jackson road....monstrous and freakish

Nonsense. The faces in R7, R91 and R93 are all the same. Her cheeks aren’t any different, her nose isn’t any different.

And what kind of moron expects a woman to look the same in her 20’s as she does at 52? 😂

She could have better work than this butchery

A monster at 52....a shame really

R82 All 3 of them look better than Janet. Pepa had too much surgery and looks like a different person. Although she doesn't look bad.

[QUOTE]All 3 of them look better than Janet.

😂 Lies.

Her skin tone--like her record sales-- faded with age.

r86, are you sure this isn't about Taylor Swift? She can't sing with a shit either.

Or maybe Britney?

Geez.......I have nightmares when I think about that bitch trying snatch me and my brother from the orphanage.

She always showed up at the orphanage with a KFC van filled with buckets and buckets of Extra Crispy. But all we ever got was the leftover chicken bones.

If you compare the pics at R17 & R44 to this one of her last year, you can see by those weird deep lines that have now developed around her eyes and mouth and the bunny lines on her nose that she's way overdoing it with botox and possibly skin tightening. If you paralyze your forehead, other muscles in your face will overcompensate. And no, it's not makeup (how stupid an excuse). Makeup can't hide, or create, those kind of lines. And they don't all suddenly develop that fast.

It's also probably why she only wears her hair high and tight now and paints on those ridiculous fake upward eyebrows, to compensate for the forehead and eyebrow droop that can result from too much botox.

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I like Janet..

[quote]😂 Lies

Every one else thinks that you are wrong. Tell me, is it likely that you’re the only one whose opinion is correct r102?

You are embarrassing yourself. Quit posting and have a good long think about your mental state.

Harlotry.

In all fairness she looks good. And I loath Janbot and adore Madonna.

[QUOTE]Every one else thinks that you are wrong.

Everyone else like who?

R98. Agreed. She is one freak no one will miss when she goes plastic tits up. And be buried in a KFC bucket.

r109, that's just Janbot, she's a crazy janet fan. Just ignore her, everybody else does.

Janbot IS Jabba. And it hates that the nickname is stuck to it forever.

BBMA? What is that? A new drug?

That face is too tight.

And her thighs are thick.

I'm so embarrassed for Janet...and I feel for the boxes of Entenmanns that she'll mouth rape when this tour bombs.

She will r28 when she too, will experience hot flashes.

The shiny, baggy top looked like something from the Golden Girls.

WHERE OUR BAJA FRESH MEAL CARDS?!?!?!?!

R80: It's more than apparent that you didn't read the original post from that discussion correctly. Nowhere did it mention anything specifically about all Millennial women.

I can't stand her or Madonna...their time in the sun is done! Move on...both of them are desperate has-beens.

Let it go. Sean Connery did the right thing by retiring from the screen and public life. Madge and Janet should call him.

Janet is clearly attempting to look and act younger to appeal to young people. It's similar to how some mothers of baby boomers dressed like scantily clad hippies in the 1960's or a middle aged man wearing leisure suits to resemble John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever...even in 1989!

Janet of all people shouldn't feel the need to conform. Trying to look like a grungy hipster Millennial is even more ridiculous than previous attempts of conformity.

[quote] Let it go. Sean Connery did the right thing by retiring from the screen and public life. Madge and Janet should call him.

Ummm, Madonna earns hundreds of millions of dollars per tour. Still. Why the fuck should she retire when A- She's making money hand over fist and B- There's clearly still a rabid desire to see her live.

Now Janet, on the other hand, cannot claim either of those things. Her tours are huge flops. So yes, perhaps she should retire.

Janet to chauffeur after recent near empty venue:. PAPA JOHN'S!!! TAKE ME TO PAPA JOHN'S!!!!! MEAT LOVER'S!!!

3... 2... 1...

EDIT!

It was Baja Fresh R126. Contracts are a bitch.

[quote][R82] All 3 of them look better than Janet. Pepa had too much surgery and looks like a different person. Although she doesn't look bad

Lol bitch, are you mad? None of those chicks look better than Queen Janet.

Madonna is in need to retire because she simply doesn’t get that she’s over. Her social media is an embarrassing testament to this. She has always been desperate for fame, and since she’s now headed toward senior citizen age and no longer relevant, that desperation is even more apparent. Janet, on the other hand, is a beloved and highly underrated icon who has had more influence on the artists currently ruling the Hot 100 than Madonna ever had. She never coveted the spotlight in the same way that Madonna did because she grew up with it has always been a pro at handling fame.

TIME magazine:

[italic]Most Iconic Moves: Bruno Mars laid out the case for Janet Jackson to become the first black woman to win the Billboard Icon Award, tracking her humble beginnings on The Carol Burnett Show to her global chart-topping success and many, many hit songs. From the moment she yelled, “Gimme a beat!” Janet (Miss Jackson, if you’re nasty) proved she not only deserves the prize, but she deserves all the prizes. In a gold sweater and over-the-knee gold high tops she led fans through ”Nasty,” “Throb.” and “If” and had the crowd dancing and singing the whole way through. By the time she took her prize, she couldn’t even speak because the crowd was chanting her name. An icon, indeed.

Best Quote: “Women have made it clear we will not longer be controlled, manipulated, or abused,” said Miss Jackson, who wrote a song called “Control” and knows a thing or two about it.[/italic]

The pressed desperation is real when you have people saying that this

...looks better than this...

[quote]There's clearly still a rabid desire to see her live.

A bunch of middle aged Madonna-loving queens gathering to see the woman herself warble songs nobody knows about or cares about does not a rabid desire make.

Rabid desire...

Tired and bloated is how I would describe her.

So over her... although I was never into her.

Janet is well deserving of her icon award. She’s one of the only ones we have left.

I dont think those eyebrows are very flattering to her. Made her look face so much more plastic and pulled. And , yeah her nose is always distracting. Always wish she just kept real nose. Its not really bad.

Otherwise, she looks ok. Not yet as sorry-looking as Madge. But then she's a lot younger. I could only imagine what she'd look like at that age .

Let’s high jack this Janbot / Jabba thread the way he does about any musical act!

Let’s discuss Cyndi Lauper, and artist much more respected than Janet, or we can talk endlessly about Madonna, who’s in a whole other league of talentless Janet Jackson.

Cyndi Lauper is highly talented and respected musician.

She can sing anything and play many instruments, unlike Janet who lip syncs live, because her voice is made in a studio.

Whitney Houston had the best voice in the 1980s - 1990s. Period. Janet Jackson was laughing stock compared to her.

Listen to this Whitney singing in this video. Absolutely beautiful. Who can compare? Not Janet Jackson. The thought is laughable.

Janet’s songs are sooo lame. Nobody has found her interesting in the last 20 years.

Dolly Parton is a genius. She’s won the highest honors for her songwriting, plays 10 + instruments, and she’s the most universally beloved figure in popular music.

Compare her stature to Janet Jackson, who does not write her songs, plays no musical instruments, has no voice and is beloved only be a Datalounge Aspie Troll.

Did any of Janet's discarded children show up?

Is she no longer Muslim.

I know she got divorced and that was all that was about but can you un convert yourself.

Not that Jehovah approves of that but I don't care, just asking for a friend.

Just catching on to how repugnant she is are you ?

Weally, just now ?

Has she accepted Jesus again and renounced Mohammad?

I really care about this.

She’s such a blank, clueless whore.

Close those legs, Janet. Get your coochie out my face.

Her concert tix must go for about $5.

Her pussy goes for $5.

Where’s that kid she had?

Has she sold it?

I think she gave it to poor Rebbie along with some Baja Fresh gift cards.

[quote] A bunch of middle aged Madonna-loving queens gathering to see the woman herself warble songs nobody knows about or cares about does not a rabid desire make.

Ohhh, sweetheart. You're sweating now, aren't you. The facts are trickling in and Jabba DO NOT LIKE FACTS!

The fact is Madonna has grossed over a billion dollars, that's right, a BILLION, in live dates over her career. Janet bankrupted a state fair.

[quote]Janet bankrupted a state fair.

Holy shit that’s embarrassing!

And when Janet played NYC Pride several years back, it was the lowest turnout ever. Even the gays think she's bullshit.

Janet recently in formed Colonel Sanders that she's pregnant with his baby. As she has no interest in raising a third child, let alone a first or a second, she informed the Colonel that she will relinquish custody of said child within 72 hours of birth in exchange for thirty pieces of Extra Crispy. The Colonel has agreed to the terms, but is also insisting on a paternity test, as Foghorn Leghorn and Chicken Little are also claiming paternity of the Poultry Whore's baby.

Janet loves her some Kentucky Fried.

Is she still bisexual?

[quote]or we can talk endlessly about Madonna, who’s in a whole other league of talentless

Truer words were never spoken.

It’s a shame how R157 went to so much trouble for something so embarrassingly unfunny.

No Jabba...you cut my remark off

[quote]talentless Janet Jackson

That’s the only way the sentence could have made...because reality r160, your sad cunt

[quote]Compare her stature to Janet Jackson, who does not write her songs, plays no musical instruments,

Janet has been writing her own songs professionally since CONTROL, my dear. She also plays keyboard...

English is obviously not R162’s strong suit.

"tracking her humble beginnings on The Carol Burnett Show"

Is this a fucking joke? Sarcasm?

Does Time Magazine and Bruno Mars think because Michael Jackson is dead we don't know where Janet came from?

There is nothing remotely humble about how her career began.

FUN FACT:

Janet was offered How Will I Know, which was written by ‘80s pop duo Boy Meets Girl, before it went to Whitney Houston. Her good friend Whitney would go on to sing Janet’s own CONTROL in concert in the late ‘80s...

R165, Hollywood is filled with nepotism. It is what you make of your lucky break if you happen to be related to someone powerful in the business that counts. If Janet Jackson was not destined for the superstardom that she was to eventually achieve, then she would’ve been a one-off like so many of her other siblings.

Now take that, soak it in and marinate in it.

Who are you making these posts for Jabba?

Every other DL poster thinks you’re an intrusive troll. Janet Jackson is of interest to NO ONE.

Do you have literally no one else who will “listen” to you?

^Ooh look, someone’s a bit miffed. Lol.

Answer the question Jabba

R167, and yet Madonna achieved far more success without nepotism. So much more success that flashing her titties didn't derail her whole career.

R166 who cares about those two old, dead women.

I care about what Janbot has to say, stop harassing him!

Answer the question Janbot

Is anyone willing to talk to you in real life?

Janet plays the Fisher Price piano and xylophone.

And she's not very good at either one.

Of all the things you could be obsessed with in life, why this has-been?

^^^ 🙉 🙉 🙉 🙉 🙉

I think Jabba has answered my question: you are all alone, aren't you, Janbot?

Holy fuck you two are so tired and boring. Yawn. On to a new thread.

[quote]and yet Madonna achieved far more success without nepotism

Madonna didn’t achieve a damn thing except getting over by ripping off far more superior artists, having a bunch of flaming queens buy into her schtick and then getting away with a lot because she’s a white woman. As for her influence, hers pales next to Janet’s. You know it and I know it too. Hell, I even knew that when Janet popularized the headset mic in the ‘80s and you-know-who went on tour sporting one soon thereafter. Now calm your ass down and have several.

Legend

Janet Jackson paved the way, bit-chaz! Without her, we'd have had no Paula Abdul! No Kim Wozniak! No Erika Jayne!

R166: Very interesting!

Here's another award that she's so proud of

R181 She's the legendary Guinness Book of World Records holder consuming 1,248 Extra Crispy wings in a National KFC Thirty Minute Wing Off Challenge.

More, please! ...... afterwards, she complained that thirty minutes wasn't nearly enough, and demanded a doggy bucket of leftovers.

Yeah, ETI (whatever the fuck that is) DON'T call it a comeback because the bitch is STILL flopping.

Jenna Dewan Tatum on Kimmel talking about dancing for Janet, how great a boss Janet was and how she gifted her dancers with boxes of vibrators.

[quote]Yeah, ETI (whatever the fuck that is)

It's Entertainment Tonight Insider, dear. Welcome to planet Earth.

[quote]Janet bankrupted a state fair.

Hell, make the state pay for it like you did with your brother's funeral.

Is she in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the first to bankrupt a state fair?

She’s in Guinness for being in two of the most expensive music videos of all time and several other things posted here...

^^^ Another old photo of an 18 year old Janet.

[quote] It's Entertainment Tonight Insider, dear. Welcome to planet Earth.

No, you stupid cunt, it has ZERO to do with Entertainment Tonight. It's just another one of the many no name blogs you post trying (and failing) to prove that actual news sites are still interested in Janet.

You fail again.

Janet Jackson is trash, Michael the pedophile was trash, and the Jackson family is trash. There may be a few good ones in there, but Dear God there are better artists and human beings on this planet on which to base your value other than the Jacksons.

Look at that cow mouth at R191. No matter how many times Janet butchers her face, she can't get rid of Michael's mouth. I feel sorry for those poor, young men who had that mouthful of teeth coming at them in the darkness right before they were molested and abused. That's what I find the most disgusting about Janet (other than her mostly-shitty music)--that cow mouth full of teeth, and how much it reminds me of that grotesque pedophile Michael. It may not be fair to Janet, but knowing what we know of Michael and that family it is repulsive and off-putting every time I see it. Gross.

In the 50 incredible things Janet achieved before she turned 50 list, how high up does bankrupting a state fair rank?

R180, your deluded inexpert opinion means nothing. Madonna's influence is studied in academic circles. Janet's influence is studied in Baja Fresh's marketing office.

[quote]Madonna's influence is studied in academic circles

What they teach about Grandmadonna at Bumfuck Community College in the backwoods of Michigan is of no interest to anyone. Janet has been influencing damn near every pop and R&B artist since the late ‘80s, thank you very much.

R194 is grotesquely ugly.

PEOPLE mag reports in Janet. Y’know, a major publication.

No, dear. People is covering #MeToo, not Janet.

VOGUE

NBC News

WASHINGTON POST

USA TODAY

PEOPLE (again)

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT (for the troll at R193)

Poor, disappointed R200.

Janet giving it all to you bitches

Ugly and gross? I did not know tRump could issue a pardon for something like that.

What happened to her face? Why is it like that? I don't understand why you would post so many horrible photos of Janet like that. Do you hate her?

What's your problem, R198? The truth is that Janet Jackson has the same cow mouth as did her pedophile brother, Michael. Even though the rest of her face is hacked, stretched and botoxed, she can't hide that mouth full of teeth and the fact that it reminds people of her brother, Michael Jackson the pedophile. He was gross, his mouth, hair and that hideous plastic surgery was gross, and Janet Jackson has that same cow mouth full of clown teeth. Terrifying and gross.

You know what else is gross about Miss Nasty? She helped hide her brother's abuse for years. She and her family have earned every bit of shame and repudiation they get, and no amount of purchased publicity at this stage of her miserable life will change the fact that she rode whatever cock she could to buy success, dumped her kid when it wasn't convenient and helped shelter her pedophile brother from justice. For years, and to pursue fame. There is no honorific or award she can buy that will erase her failure as a decent human being. She is gross and ugly inside and now the package is reflecting the contents.

Boy o boy. When it comes time to tear them down, you all just relish it - don't you?

Not really, R212. I had put JJ, MJ and family to rest, content with hearing the occasional song and reading every few years about Janet shooting for relevance or trying to launch another tour. So be it.

But Jabba keeps raking up these vile people and pushing them on us, posting old pics and creating this phony narrative about how great JJ is. Having lived through this family's sick story coming out over the decades, the first time around was enough. They are repulsive, and their sugary pop songs can't erase the evil they inflicted out of the spotlight, when the world wasn't watching.

Janet Jackson? Is that old broad still around?

She looks incredible.

Some Propofol would do her good.

[quote]Janet Jackson? Is that old broad still around. —A. Grande

Oh, Ari! You kid, you kid!

Lol at all the silenced assholes who are witnessing Janet being covered by major media outlets.

[quote] Lol at all the silenced assholes who are witnessing Janet being covered up by major media outlets.

Fixed that for you, Jabba

Lol at JanBot furiously trying to deflect from Janet sinking the BBMA ratings, just like she sank the Iowa State Fair.

Oh, thanks for that tid-bit of information R220. At least she didn't bankrupt it like she's done to state fairs.

I was really hoping she'd sing "Back-Fat" or "Feedbag".

Queen Janet, beloved and iconic.

....

[quote]Lol at JanBot furiously trying to deflect yadda yadda yadda

FAIL. You went on about how Janet wasn’t covered by major outlets and were proven wrong. AGAIN. Deal with it.

Bruno has said in press interviews how he grew up loving Baja Fresh. Google it.

I heard Bruno really loved it when The Roots played Janet’s song “The Skin Game” when Madonna walked from backstage on Jimmy Kimmel.

And Madonna really loves it when she sells out a world tour, fulfills the entire obligation to her fans and business partners, makes a few hundred million for everyone, and no one goes bankrupt, R227 MAARRYY

R225, JanBot, that wasn't me, idiot. Lots of major outlets covered the piss poor BBMA ratings. And plenty of people around here are telling the truth about Janet's has-been status.

If she's so talented, why is she resorting to crotch massaging, just like brother Michael?

It gives one the impression that she's grossly perverted, just like brother Michael.

They're both NSAYC*

*[italic] Not Safe Around Young Children

Madonna REALLY loved it when she was repeatedly denied a #1 album in the US throughout the entirety of the ‘90s when Janet scored several in the decade. And she really really REALLY loved it when her dancer compared her to Janet’s Rhythm Nation era.

Like A Hasbeen 😂

A Fascinating Failure

The only one who ever copied MJ’s crotch grab was you-know-who. Once a rip off, always a rip off.

Poor Madonna, she'll have to settle for being the most successful female solo artist of all time, the 4th best selling artist (group or solo) of all time and repeatedly breaking her own record of highest grossing concert tour by a female artist.

One thing she doesn't have: Baja Fresh coupons.

^Pressed and falsified.

That the NY Post said her tour should’ve been called Like A Hasbeen is just all kinds of hilarious. 😂

One thing Madonna will NEVER HAVE that Janet has accomplished!

What's funny is JanBot citing the NYP calling Madonna a has-been for a tour that completely sold out when Janet couldn't manage to sell out smaller shows.

[quote]Several things Madonna will NEVER HAVE that Janet has accomplished!

#1 albums in four consecutive decades

An academy Award nomination

A #1 film in which she’s the lead or co-lead

Class, dignity and beauty

A child who loves her

Grammy nominations spanning five different genres

Talent

Two record setting album deals in one decade

A 29 year old album that is more relevant today than when it was released

Swag

Can someone explain to me what Madonna has to do with Jane getting a Billboard Award?

Speaking of the New York Post:

Jackson’s camp didn’t give an explanation for the cancellation, but an industry insider told us she hadn’t sold enough tickets.

“She was about to flop, badly. When an artist cancels an entire leg or postpones pieces of the tour, the real reason is because they’re not selling,” the source said, adding, “It’s better to cancel than play a room that’s half-filled, especially if you’re Janet Jackson.”

LOL Rebel Heart had soft sales in some markets but it was still a huge success while Unsellable was a disaster.

LOL someone’s PISSED about that NY Post Madonna dig. Here’s another...

And another

Also, what does a 16 year old Madonna movie have to do with Jane getting an award this week.

None of this is making any sense. How do you expect Madonna to go away when you are always talking about her?

UNBREAKABLE is ten times a masterpiece when compared to the shittastic REBEL FART. Janet’s #1 album is thought-provoking, mature and has some certifiable grooves, one of which at least made the Hot 100. REBEL FART contains a song called Bitch, I’m Madonna, had Mary a Hot 100 single and came in #2 behind a tv show soundtrack. Janet wins.

Remember when Madonna gave a child to her older sister to raise? Oh wait...

Nary a Hot 100 single.

[quote]Remember when Madonna gave a child to her older sister to raise

Is it the one who hates her and would rather live with his dad on the other side of the world? Or is it the dark haired child from the sperm donor who was an extra on OZ?

LOL, nobody's pissed JanBot. We're all laughing at you. Madonna has had at least 2 films go #1 at the box office and several go top 5. Meanwhile, Janet doesn't even have an entry on boxofficemojo.com because she's a big nothing.

One of Madonna's many entries in the GBOWR:

Janet's entry: Largest fine ever imposed on a broadcaster for her titty flop.

Incidentally, Madonna is in the same edition for highest annual earnings for a female singer.

[quote]LOL, nobody's pissed JanBot.

Right, and Madonna is an Academy Award nominee.

Now you go have your little tantrum JanBot while Madonna enjoys her almost $1 billion net worth.

Janet’s Guinness entries

Absolutely pitiful compared to Madonna (see R235). And they conveniently left off her embarrassing titty flop fine.

Also pitiful: Wikipedia can squeeze all of Janet's awards and accomplishments on one page. Madonna's being so much more substantial, they need a whole separate entry for her awards.

Ahem...

Madonna is a billionaire just like she’s beautiful.

^ Yes, stupid. Like I said, all on one page. Madonna has 2: achievements (R235) and awards (R257).

[quote] Several things Madonna will NEVER HAVE that Janet has accomplished!

Bankrupting a state fair

Groupon 2 for 1 concert tickets

Giving away copies of her new CD with every Uber ride. Whether you want one or not.

Having an album fall out of the Top 200 after four weeks

A brother who made her whole career possible, not only through nepotism but as a placeholder in between his albums

Losing tens of millions of dollars for not one, but TWO record labels

How embarrassing that Madonna’s next #1 album after Like A Prayer was Music. That’s more than a decade later. 😂🤣😂 She couldn’t even outsell Snoop Dogg in those days. No wonder she begged for that Elvira role, and via a handwritten letter. Trashy is...

Janet's career has collapsed like her nose.

[quote]Madonna has 2 achievements

Yes, one is getting an old man to sign her on his sickbed and the other is...wait...

...this may take a minute.

Elvira, Evita, potato potatta...

Lol at poor R261. Child is lost, honey!

R262, how embarrassing that Janet's best selling album (janet.) still sold less than Madonna's #2 Ray of Light.

How even more embarrassing that Madonna's first compilation album sold 10x Janet's first compilation.

Janet's fans love her, just not enough to pay.

How embarrassing, Jabba. You just admitted Janet lost her record label $80m.

That picture of Madonna at R259 makes me physically ill.

How embrrassing

How embarrassing

“Soft sales” is another way of saying FFFLLLLOOOOPPP

Why did R255 post a gif of MANdonna’s publicity adoptee?

What was that about soft sales?

Confessions on a Dance Floor: 10 million Hard Candy: 4 million MDNA: 2 million Rebel Heart: 1 million

Damita Jo: 3 million 20 Y.O.: 1.2 million Discipline: 500,000 Unbreakable: 250,000

JanBot, you played yourself.

Soft sales equals Madonna’s linoleum plaque for the record-plummeting bomb FLOPdna and the fascinating failure that was REBEL SHART. That Janet was still able to land #1 and #2 albums during her blacklisting while Madonna wasn’t able to get a number 1 album throughout the entire decade of the 1990s, a time when she was sort of blacklisted, is a testament to her epic lackluster quality.

The BBC has banned Madonna.

They regularly play Janet.

And yet Madonna repeatedly sells out London's Hyde Park and the O2 Arena.

Meanwhile, Janet could barely fill the tiny Royal Albert Hall one time in the last 20 years. She never even bothered to "reschedule" her "postponed" European dates for the Unbreakable tour because she would have flopped all over again.

🐓 Janet is the Kween of KFC.

I heard Janet was signing unsold CDs at the Encino KFC. The Janet freak can meet his idol.

Janet seems like a genuinely sweet person and Madonna is a nasty old cow but there is not chance of her ever coming close to dethroning Madonna as the Queen of Pop. It's just never gonna happen. Ever. Janet needs to reassess her position, maybe look at playing some fun club dates and forget about trying to hang on in the top ten of high-grossing females of all time. I fear it's all going to end in major disappointment and tears for her if she doesn't.

[quote]I was really hoping she'd sing "Back-Fat" or "Feedbag".

I’d totally forgotten about that “Feedback” song. That was a true piece of shit.

[quote]Janet seems like a genuinely sweet person and Madonna is a nasty old cow

I agree that Janet doesn't give off the stuck-up, cunty vibe that Madonna does, but does anyone remember that disturbing BI about Janet and her then-husband horribly abusing (physically and sexually) their female help? It was posted on DL and although I don't care enough to find it, someone else probably could. Of course it might've been bullshit... but remember, this is the Middle East we're talking about, and the Gulf states are notorious for this kind of thing. The domestic workers there are pretty much literal slaves. Assuming it was true, I wouldn't be surprised if the ex-husband was the mastermind behind the abuse, and Janet just went along with it and participated for his pleasure. She gives off this passive vibe that probably stems from having spent her entire childhood watching her mother stand by as her father abused Janet and her siblings. And let's not forget what a sexual train-wreck Michael was.

R280 trying her best to feign indifference, but her Hagdonna stan-dom is showing through like the skid marks in her panties.

Now, as for who the real Queen of Pop is, you know it...

I know it...

Everybody knows it...

Every. Body.

Michael Jackson coined the term “King of Pop”. There is no queen of anything, but if you were to give Janet a title, it would be Royal Queen of Music, Dance and Setting Records Bitches Have Yet To Break”.

[quote]I’d totally forgotten about that “Feedback” song.

Madonna didn’t. She once included it on her top five workout songs list, saying it’s a great record.

....

Janet consistently inspires the children

All this talk about feedbags and KFC is really, really, making be hungry.

🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day Weekend, America !

I'm available to attend BBQs this weekend, as long as they're not at the Neverland Ranch. Is that place still around ?

Imagine the collection of tour photos she'll have to show to her son when he grows up, provided she doesn't give him away first.

Imagine the pictures he's classmates can show him of his slutty momma.

She must have eaten that fake kid.

[quote] forget about trying to hang on in the top ten of high-grossing females of all time.

Hang on in? She's never even come close to being there in the first place.

Janet never had the mass output that her contemporaries had, which is part in parcel to why her sales tallies aren’t as high. She’s also hasn’t had her biggest sellers re-certified in years. Suffice it to say, she is clearly one of the most successful female artists of all time. Her stats, which are many, varied and readily available to read online for anyone with half a brain and at least a teaspoon-sized amount of competency, attest to that. To question this is clearly sour grapes on the part of lousy, AIDS-infected Madonna fans.

[quote] Janet never had the mass output that her contemporaries had, which is part in parcel to why her sales tallies aren’t as high. She’s also hasn’t had her biggest sellers re-certified in years. Suffice it to say, she is clearly one of the most successful female artists of all time. Her stats, which are many, varied and readily available to read online for anyone with half a brain and at least a teaspoon-sized amount of competency, attest to that. To question this is clearly sour grapes on the part of lousy, AIDS-infected Madonna fans.

Bullshit. Janet has had 11 studio albums, Madonna 13. Hardly a huge difference.

Bullshit. Janet doesn't have the authority to hold back recertification. A- It has nothing to do with her, it's the label and the RIAA. Janet isn't going to go to the RIAA and say- please don't count any new sales for my catalog titles. I don't want that. What fucking fantasy universe do you live in?

B- There's no upside to doing so. An attention hog like Janet would be trumpeting from the heavens if any of her OLD albums had gone diamond. The fact of the matter is no one is buying her catalog titles. Sorry, but it's true.

It's time for you to retire this patently untrue crap you've been peddling. No one is buying it and no one ever will.

Oh please. Janet will show up for any budget award anyone's willing to give her, but she can't get her shit together long enough to re-certify her sales?

Nothing is getting re-certified because it's not worth the effort. Janet left Virgin Records because she wasn't worth her bloated contract and they were done with her. She's not a legacy artist like real top sellers (Beatles, Stones, Elvis, Madonna) so her back catalog is not still bringing in money. If it were, she wouldn't be making up her own "indie" label.

I can tell from the look on her face. Her pussy stinks.

[quote]Her pussy stinks.

Get a whiff up close.

I’ve been trolling Madonna on her various social medi platforms. 😁. I went in hard the other night when Janet got her Icon Award. I asked her if she was “going to watch Janet perform tonight?”

And Madonna said no, why should SHE be the only one?

An attention hog? Janet? Honey, clearly you know not what you speak of. If anybody’s an attention hog, it’s Grandmadonna with her stupid IG posts, general classless, LOOK AT ME behavior and dressing too young for her age. And, Janet left Virgin because her LANDMARK deal had been fulfilled. It doesn’t matter how hard you try to spin it, it is what it is.

As for output, Madonna released several soundtrack and remix albums in the ‘80s alone, whereas Janet released a remix album in the ‘80s and one in the ‘90s, so yes, Madonna’s output WAS more frequent. Your tally above is solely for studio albums. Fool.

[quote] As for output, Madonna released several soundtrack and remix albums in the ‘80s alone, whereas Janet released a remix album in the ‘80s and one in the ‘90s, so yes, Madonna’s output WAS more frequent. Your tally above is solely for studio albums. Fool.

Cunt, please. I matched studio albums only. If you want to count remix albums, Madonna outsold Janet there. If you want to compare soundtracks (Poetic Justice, The Klumps, Mo Money vs. Who's That Girl, Dick Tracy, With Honors) Madonna also beats Janet in terms of sales and chart rankings. Sorry, you lose again. And if you want to compare Greatest Hits albums, Janet's bankrupt labels have tried to repackage her singles several times to shit sales. Madonna has had two GH compilations, and they were Vol 1 and 2, not a repeat, then a larger collection combining the two and also adding seven more years of hits. You never learn when to quit, do you? You will always lose because you're backing a loser.

Janet’s music is constantly covered and sampled by today’s artists, let alone the fact that part of her second landmark Virgin deal was that she would get to own her masters, so yes honey, she is in the money. Always has been.

Please. the only samples Janet gets are the ones she eats in the supermarket.

And her Virgin masters? yeah, those are really selling.

You lose again. You lose always.

But keep going, Jabba. It's so easy to show everyone what a liar you are.

Madonna released whole entire soundtrack albums where she was the main artist, fool. Janet was not on the PJ soundtrack album, she had one song on TNP soundtrack, and she had one song on the MM soundtrack. Madonna also released many more remix albums than Janet did, you brainless twit. What part of her output was more frequent than Janet’s do you not understand? More output equals more sales. A rocket scientist it does not take.

Janet sampled

Janet sampled

Janet sampled

Janet sampled

[quote] Madonna released whole entire soundtrack albums where she was the main artist, fool.

Desperately Seeking Susan- One song

Who's That Girl- Four songs

A League of Their Own- One song

With Honors- One song

Austin Powers SWSM- One song

The Next Best Thing- One song

Die Another Day- One song

Should I keep going or should I just let you keep digging, you dumb fuck?

Janet sampled

WHO’S THAT GIRL - billed as primarly a Madonna album with her face on the cover and her songs the only singles released

EVITA soundtrack

MANY remix albums

You cannot be this obtuse.

R312, that’s still more songs and more soundtrack albums. That. Equals. More. Output. Do you understand the words coming from my keyboard?

The Jehovah’s Witnesses didn’t want her back.

[quote] that’s still more songs and more soundtrack albums.

Dear, we're talking albums. AL-BUMS. You know, the things you've been braying on about for the past two days that you swear Janet has actually sold?

We all know soundtrack albums don't sell, and the ones where Madonna had one song also didn't sell. The singles did well, but not the albums. We're talking album sales, which Madonna is so far ahead of Janet, even though they're nearly evenly matched in studio, remix and Greatest Hits, that it's incredibly embarrassing for Janet and you. You're the one who started talking about soundtracks as album sales though you knew what you were talking about I brought them up to negate yet another one of your lies, and I was successful. So of course, you had to try and deflect, which is what you do.

You fail again. And again. And again. And.....again.

Isn't Got Til It's Gone a sample of a Joni Mitchell song? You know, a real artist.

And, considering Janet's albums are almost comprised entirely of samples, it's only fair.

Hey, I changed a word to one of the songs! I'm a songwriter.

JanBot types loud but says nothing. For example, crowing about how Madonna has more non-studio album output. If anything, that would depress her album sales (for example, she cut short promo and releases from Like a Prayer to start promoting I'm Breathless). Madonna has had several greatest hits and remix albums that have sold really well, and yet her studio album sales are still strong.

Janet by contrast has had only 3 greatest hits packages which mostly fell flat and 2 remix albums that were complete duds. Design of a Decade sold LESS than Celebration, even though almost all the songs on Celebration were already on Immaculate Collection and GHV2.

Madonna has more output because she can sell more output. She's in more demand. Her worldwide sales are astronomical compared to Janet.

And then once pwned on one subject, JanBot moves on to another irrelevancy. Now we're supposed to be impressed because Janet has been sampled by a handful of artists? Honey, Madonna is sampled and covered all the time. Her own then-husband even paid to use "Lucky Star" in his movie.

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#2 behind a tv show soundtrack is goals, y’all!

[quote]Madonna has more output because she can sell more output. She's in more demand.

Madonna: banned on the BBC, absent from the Hot 100 for years, last album came in at #2 desperate the massive promo statewide

Janet: constantly played on the BBC, first single from last album made the Hot 100, last album landed at #1, putting her in the history books once again.

[quote] #2 behind a tv show soundtrack is goals, y’all!

Yet Rebel Heart managed to outsell Unmoveable both domestically and worldwide, even with Rebel Heart being leaked on the internet months before release and Janet giving away CDs with Uber rides and trying to count them as sales.

You fail again, Jabba.

REBEL SHART sold 238,000 copies domestically as of Dec 2016. UNBREAKABLE sold 253,000 copies domestically as of April 2016. And those sales for Madonna are WITH concert ticket bundling and a week full of major promo on every media outlet imaginable, whereas Janet only dropped a 60 second YouTube video and did no promo. To land a historic #1 album. She doesn’t have to. She’s Janet Jackson.

Madonna has been over in the US for quite some time, and her inability to land a Hot 100 single and a number 1 album stateside is sad proof.

Bundling, you say? Yes, Janet DOES bundle.

The fact that Janet’s seminal, record-breaking Rhythm Nation album is thematically more relevant now than anything Madonna has ever done is enough. The rest is just semantics. Mic dropped.

Janet the Bundler

[quote]Design of a Decade sold LESS than Celebration

DESIGN OF A DECADE: 10,000,000 sales worldwide

CELEBRATION: 4,000,000 sales worldwide

And Design sold half of Celebration’s sales within 4 months of its release.

Janet’s single “Runaway” from Design... made her the first female artist to land a Top 10-debuting Hot 100 single.

Janet the Wig Snatcher

[quote] DESIGN OF A DECADE: 10,000,000 sales worldwide

OMG, this fucking moron can't count. Jabba, gold and platinum in other countries doesn't equal to what it does in the US simply by virtue of the population. The numbers for certification range anywhere from 500,000 all the way down to 100,000 for platinum status, usually on the lower end. So no, Design of a Decade did NOT outsell Celebration, you fucking retard.

You just keep failing and failing and failing.

Isn't her husband's name AL-BUMM AL-WASABI ?

Design of a Decade: 10,000,000 worldwide.

Celebration: 4,000,000 worldwide.

I realize these facts are difficult for noobs like you people to comprehend, but here’s what...just soak it in, marinate in it and then learn to deal.

Learn To Deal. I think I just came up with MANdonna’s new album title. The first single will be “Why Does the Hot 100 Allude Me So?”

[quote]Now we're supposed to be impressed because Janet has been sampled by a handful of artists.

A handful of artists? Pfft, 😂 My poor, clueless dear, we’d be here all day if I listed every artist who has ever sampled and covered Janet’s music. And I could give two shits about what impresses you.

😆 the nerve.

Janet loves to sample. She has every Costco and Trader Joe's programmed into her GPS within a 50 mile radius of her house.

[quote] Design of a Decade: 10,000,000 worldwide.

Jabba, you can type it as many times as you like. Here, I'll even do it for you.

Design of a Decade: 10,000,000 worldwide.

Still doesn't make it true. You're wrong.

RIAA: 2× Platinum- 2,000,000

ARIA: 4× Platinum- 280,000

BPI: 2× Platinum- 600,000

BVMI: Gold- 100,000

IFPI SWI: Gold- 12,000

MC: Platinum- 80,000

RIAJ: Platinum- 250,000

RMNZ: Platinum- 15,000

Total: 3,337,000

You fail AGAIN.

Easy on Janbot, maybe her brain was rattled in her skull from the baristas at Starbucks trying to throw her out.

JanBot's posts are full of smelly hot air, just like the gassy bubbles fat Janet blows all day long.

This Janbot person must actually be Janet herself posting here.

There can’t possibly be a person on Earth that cares that much about this sad irrelevant 90s “artist”.

We need a Jody Watleybot. A Karen Whitebot. A Paula Abdulbot. All just as relevant and timely as a Janet Jackson bot.

Well....

[quote]I cant tell you the last time I heard Janet mentioned outside DL

Try taking your head out of your ass and using Google. Every outlet from Vogue to TIME covered her Billboard Icon Award from the other night. Or turn on your radio and tune in to ‘80s/‘90s/Today and Quiet Storm/R&B. You can even visit your local bookstore. She’s on the cover of this month’s BILLBOARD magazine.

[quote]We need a Jody Watleybot. A Karen Whitebot. A Paula Abdulbot.

We’ve had them, and they’ve plead their cases about the two women whose solo careers were given birth by Janet’s CONTROL album. Needless to say, they are no more.

Three women

[quote]This Janbot person must actually be Janet herself posting here.

You should be so lucky.

[quote]There can’t possibly be a person on Earth that cares that much about this sad irrelevant 90s “artist”.

What does CeCe Peniston have to do with this?

Why is R341 posting such an old pic of Janet? Granted, it’s obvious that he wanted to make a joke about Janet’s weight (yawn), but all know that she is slim and trim these days. Here’s a tip, sweetie—for your joke to work, it needs to make sense.

I still listen to Karyn White's music. Vanessa Williams', too. I wasn't a big fan of Watley's solo stuff, but LOVED her stuff with Shalamar. See, those artists and their songs stood the test of time. You can put those songs on 30+ years later and still groove. Even Patrice Rushen. Holy shit, I heard Haven't You Heard last week and it was just as fresh as it was almost 40 years ago. Nothing Janet ever did has had that lasting power. That's why her catalog albums aren't selling. No one cares. Some of Madonna's stuff doesn't hold up, but I can think of at least a half dozen of her records that still thrill. Janet's all have that awful, immediately dated Jam/Lewis 80s sound. (And frankly, after Jam/Lewis dumped her, she never did anything memorable.)

[quote] Why is [R341] posting such an old pic of Janet? Granted, it’s obvious that he wanted to make a joke about Janet’s weight (yawn), but all know that she is slim and trim these days. Here’s a tip, sweetie—for your joke to work, it needs to make sense.

If only you would take your own advice.

She’s going to be dead soon anyway from all the yo-yo dieting and drastic weight fluctuations.

[quote]Nothing Janet ever did has had that lasting power.

Poor baby. You wrong, boo.

Why do you think it is that today’s artists constantly site her as an influence and cover her work? Hell, her song “Throb”—a timeless House classic from the janet. album—was performed the other night, and already there are tons of kids reproducing dance routines to it on social media.

[quote]I can think of at least a half dozen of [Madonna’s] records that still thrill.

Lol, poor R350. He tried.

Jabba gettin' desperate.

FAIL

She will actually expire as a result of a combination of Extra Crispy chicken skin and a fractured wishbone lodged in her airway, cutting off the oxygen supply.

"Try taking your head out of your ass and using Google."

To look up a has-been? No, thank you, Idiot.

^^It took you a whole entire day to come up with that? Gurl, sit your ass down somewhere.

[quote] Gurl, sit your ass down somewhere.

Where, bitch? You take up so much space.

"Sit your ass down."

Janbotulism is quoting Madonna. Because Janet ain't got nothing worth repeating.

Janet's a hack, and Janbot is whack.

Is she starting another concert tour and hoping fingering herself on stage will bring them in by the dozens?

The only relevant Miss Jackson...

Lol, Paris? Michael’s adopted child? She’s lucky to have such an iconic woman as her aunt.

[quote]quoting Madonna

“Dis nigga” isn’t all that quotable.

You know who else is lucky to have an aunt? Janet's first kid who she shoved onto Aunt Rebbie to raise.

^Hopping like a well trained lapdog.

^^ Says the tragic pig who posts 15 gifs of Janet the minute someone snaps their fingers.

Jabba, when are you going to learn you're not smart enough or funny enough or witty enough to ever win? Everyone on here pities you at best. You should just give up. You've lost so many times, you look unhinged when you bother to keep trying. Well, you look unhinged no matter what.

^^Woof!! (In record time).

R370 is bothered and pressed.

OMG, the comments on this article. For the person commenting why they never hear about Janet other than on the DL. Just read the comments on here and you'll know why. The public hates her. They think she's a boring has been who ripped her brother off, and a liar and a thief. It's all right there.

Poor, clueless cretin at R373. I previously called out the liar upthread who said he never hears about Janet outside of DL in my post at R345. I suggest you read it as well.

Honey, sweetie, used-up butthole, the reason YOU think Janet's still on everyone's tongue and all over the media is YOU are looking for her. No one talks about her. Do you think her being on the cover of Billboard makes a difference? That's a trade paper. GLORIA ESTEFAN has been on the cover of Billboard. Is she cool and trendy? Do you think people have Billboard on coffee tables across America? No one knows. No one cares. And no one talks about her. Get some outside interests a d stop polluting this site with your stupidity. You're a shithead.

R375 is mad, and it shows.

No, honey. Publicists are earning the money Janet's ex-husband is overpaying them. No one is reading this bullshit.

A real singer. Not a whispercooer. And, look! The cover of Billbiard. And guess what? Makes no difference. Sade has talent. Janet has none.

The Summer's Hottest Ticket.

Now THAT's a headline you'll never see with Janet's photo underneath it.

It must gall Jabba that Sade can still sell out huge venues without needing her husband to figure out how to fake sales of an album no one wants. Sade does it the easy way- she has talent and people like her.

And Sade doesn't cancel!

Or bankrupt state fairs!

Speaking of Sade...even Miss Diamond Life herself knows her place...

[italic]“It’s because I don’t give a damn if Janet Jackson’s at number one and I’m at number 10.”[/italic]

[quote]Now THAT's a headline you'll never see with Janet's photo underneath it.

No?

R383 that's a plant by her publicists... they're paid to hype her show...even if it isn't really good.

^No, darlin’. You said, verbatim, “That’s a headline you’ll never see with Janet’s photo underneath it.” You were proven wrong. Again.

A-GAIN.

But...her shows.... aren't... selling out...tsk tsk 😂

[quote] ^No, darlin’. You said, verbatim, “That’s a headline you’ll never see with Janet’s photo underneath it.” You were proven wrong. Again.

That actually wasn't me. So you're the one who's wrong. Again. And snapping to attention like the little bitch you are. Christ, having to find some bullshit blogsite called GoUpstate.com about a local show that Janet couldn't even sell out. And anyway, this was one of the ones that was canceled because of poor ticket sales. Hottest. Yeah. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA You failure.

Janet Jackson’s Unbreakable World Tour will make a stop at the PNC Music Pavilion, 707 Pavilion Boulevard, in Charlotte, N.C.

Show time is 8 p.m. Sept. 18.

Tickets, which go on sale Monday, range between $29-$115.

Go to livenation.com or call 704-549-5555 for more information.

No one under 25 has ever even heard of Janet Jackson.

Janet Jackson: As Relevant as Radio Shack

Janet is the greatest. Keep up the good fight, Janbot!

Sooner or later she's gonna look just like her brother............

Skinnier that me, and her nose will fall off. And her cheekbones will slip, and lodge in her throat. Bitch won't ever be able to eat KFC again, unless it's pureed.

I have a lot in common with Michael Jackson.

We both need propofol to listen to Janet.

Even Madge could learn a thing or two from Sade.

What Sade does that allows her to disappear for like a decade and come back and smash on the album charts and touring is she retains mystery. She's not on social media. She keeps a low profile and when she comes back, she has created enough mystique and anticipation that people are curious to hear her new music.

Her last tour was fantastic. The production values were as good as Madonna's.

Madonna could learn a thing or six from just about anybody.

[quote] Madonna could learn a thing or six from just about anybody.

How to bankrupt a state fair?

How to force your new CD on people for free during Uber rides and try to count them as sales?

How to sell tickets to your show for $9.98?

How to use Groupon to get move those bargain basement tickets when people STILL aren't buying them?

How to rip your remaining fans off by canceling your tour for not selling and then refusing refunds to the few people who did buy tickets?

How to use your more famous and talented brother to get a career?

My, yes, Madonna certainly could learn a thing or two, but she's the most successful female artist of all time and always will be, so I'd say she's doing just fine.

R395 Oh shut up, Vadge-stan.

^^ Someone's PRESSED!!

Yes, she Grandmadonna learn a thing or two:

How to score an Oscar nom

How to have #1 albums in four consecutive decades

How to score a recent #1 album

How to get a song nowadays on the Hot 100

How to stay off the BBC’s banned list

How to have kids who actually love her

How to not be an embarrassment

How to be the first female or artist to score such things as the first top 10 debuting Hot 100, the first female with five consecutive chart topping albums and the first artist with a #1 single in the 80s, the 90s and the 2000s

How to create an album that is even more relevant some thrity years after its initial release than when it was first released

How to dance

How to show grace and humility and act her own age

How to have Drake show her respect and not wipe away a kiss from her and not look like he wants to puke

How to, how to, how to

You tried it, Jabba. But Janet still can't sell a ticket or a record.

Now go back to your dog bed and wait for us to snap for you later.

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Jabba is PRESSED. PRESSED, PRESSED, PRESSED!

Hop to, Jabba. Post those meaningless memes. Then go off and rub your little nub thinking about your goddess. You worthless piece of shit.

This B list celebrity offspring who wanders around the world a lot knows what this permanent A list singer tried to do to her and wants no part of her forever. She also remembers how the A lister did nothing when the offspring told her about a relative and what the relative was doing to the offspring.

Paris Jackson/Janet Jackson

Who was the relative, Michael Jackson?

I thought he only liked little boys.

This just in: Janet is still a flop.

This just in: R408 is still a nobody.

Breaking now: Janet will always be a flop.

**BREAKING** New music...

Looking gorgeous as usual, fuck off OP

^Stop posting cartoonized photos of your mother!

Did Janet give away the latest kid, or did she keep it?

I'm laughing at those twitter responses. like those people are gonna buy anything Janet puts out. They didn't buy her last six albums. Or see her tours.

I saw her last tour. They paid me $50 to go, and a Baja Fresh gift card.

That's what I've been saying too, R415.

[quote]I'm laughing at those twitter responses. like those people are gonna buy anything Janet puts out. They didn't buy her last six albums. Or see her tours.

Oh you poor, deluded thing.

Last tour

Her last six albums would be The Velvet Rope thru Unbreakable, four of which debuted at #1, two of which debuted at #2, one of which gave her her highest first-week sales ever, and several of which are platinum and multi-platinum.

[quote] and several of which are platinum and multi-platinum.

Two are platinum, one is gold and the others didn't even make gold.

Ooops.

I hope she doesn't strain her voice belting out those high notes.

Thank God she's finally in the padded room where she belongs. Now, if we could just find one for Janbot.

[quote]Ooops

Yeah, ooops on you.

Four are multi platinum and one is platinum. I would add in how she won Grammys for a couple of them and how one of them put her in a rare record book, but why add insult to injury?

[quote] Four are multi platinum and one is platinum. I

We've already proved you can't count, you stupid cunt. We added it to your other deficiencies such as you can't read, you can't spell, you can't think, you can't make a funny joke to save your life, you can't convince anyone you aren't talking to yourself on two separate browsers, and you can't let anyone else use the library computer once you sit your fat ass down.

^Somebody’s mad. Poor thing. Facts are facts, my dear. Face them, head on. As for your anger, this is how many fucks I give...

Wait for it...

And yet, here you are replying to a nearly day old post.

It keeps amusing methat, each time Janbot replies, posters scrolling through yet again read the headlee, "Janet Jackson Looking Ugly. . ."

Janet Jackson Looking Ugly and Gross.

Bump.

[quote] As for your anger, this is how many fucks I give...

However few they are, they're still more than the copies sold of Janet's last disastrous album.

[quote]methat

FAIL

[quote]However few they are, they're still more than the copies sold of Janet's last disastrous album.

Say huh?

Imagine debuting at #1 and not even being able to sell a quarter million copies of your shitty album, even with bundling and Uber giveaways. The album could have gone to 0.01 and it still doesn't change the fact that it was a flop.

FAIL

Even giving it away didn't help. What a loser.

UNBREAKABLE

Best critical reviews she’d gotten in 18 years

Debuted at #1 with nary a blip of promo while all of her contemporaries struggled (and still struggle) to even land top 5 albums

Charting landed her in an important record book as one of only three artists in history to have #1 US albums in each of the last four decades, and the only black artist to achieve this feat

[quote]Imagine debuting at #1 and not even being able to sell a quarter million copies of your shitty album

Imagine being a moronic troll on a gay Internet forum who embarrassingly refuses to do his homework before posting, exposing his stupidity for all to see. UNBREAKABLE has sold over 250,000 copies domestically, and has sold more than Madonna’s super crappy last album has sold in the US to date.

I love Janet but compared her to Madonna is an insult to madonna.

1. Madonna is the best selling female artist of all time recognized by Guinness world record and had sold 3 TIMES more than Janet in their entire career. Only Celine is close to Madonna’s sale. Janet has even sold less than Britney, Rihanna.., see it here the most reliable source out there: //chartmasters.org/2017/10/cspc-most-successful-artists-ever-data-collector/24/

2. Madonna is the TOP solo touring artist, man or woman, OF ALL TIME declared by billboard. Please do yourself a favour and googl it yourself. She has multiple entries on the top grossing tours of alll time and once again Janet is NO WHERE on the list. Only Celine Beyoncé are.

3. She was nominated and got in Rock and Roll hall of fame in her first year eligibility. WHERE IS JANET? Not even nominated. How irrelevant and embarrassing

4. She has more hits than Janet has ever dreamed of. Once again, you can always google it.

5. She’s the most popular female singer of all time and always considered queen of pop. Janet is nobody compared to madonna’s popularity.

Madonna, the Queen of Pop, the most influential female recording artist of all time.

1. Madonna is recognized as the best-selling female recording artist of all time by Guinness World Records. guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/best-selling-female-recording-artist

According to Chartmaster, Madonna is the best-selling female recording artist of all time.

chartmasters.org/2017/10/cspc-most-successful-artists-ever-data-collector/26/

1. The Beatles – 405,737,000 (as of Mar 2017) 2. Michael Jackson – 323,741,000 (as of Sep 2017) 3. Madonna – 241,134,000 (as of Aug 2017) 10. Céline Dion – 193,422,000 (as of Sep 2016) 13. Mariah Carey – 167,149,000 (as of Apr 2017) 18. Barbra Streisand – 152,498,000 (as of Mar 2018) 19. Whitney Houston – 151,693,000 (as of May 2017) 32. Britney Spears – 100,827,000 (as of Feb 2018)

2) According to Billboard, Madonna is the most successful solo act on its Hot 100 singles chart and second overall behind the Beatles.

billboard.com/charts/greatest-hot-100-women-artists

3) She is also the highest-grossing solo touring artist of all time, earning U.S. $1.4 billion from her concert tickets.

billboard.com/articles/columns/chart-beat/7271843/madonna-extends-record-highest-grossing-solo-touring-artist

List of highest-grossing concert tours: Celine is the only female artist comes close to Madonna. Her Sticky & Sweet Tour made over $400M.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_concert_tours

As of 2016, Billboard Boxscore ranked Madonna as the third highest-grossing touring act of all time, with over $1.31 billion in concert gross since 1990, behind only The Rolling Stones ($1.84 billion) and U2 ($1.67 billion).

4) She was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in her first year of eligibility.

5) Madonna topped VH1's countdown of 100 Greatest Women in Music.

vh1.com/news/1238/the-100-greatest-women-in-music/

6) Rolling Stone listed her among the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and the 100 Greatest Songwriters of All Time

rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-artists-of-all-time-19691231/talking-heads-20110426 rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-songwriters

7) CNN listed her as the wealthiest musician in the music business

8) Madonna also remains the only woman in history with two solo concerts attended by 100,000 people; her Who's That Girl World Tour's concert in Parc de Sceaux, Paris, drew over 130,000 audience, while her Girlie Show World Tour's concert in Maracanã Stadium, Rio de Janeiro, drew over 120,000 audience

But, but, Janet got a Billboard award and some album of hers hit #1 even though it fell off the chart four weeks later, and she has an Oscar nomination for changing a word in a song and Ariana Grande loves her.

THAT HAS TO BE ENOUGH!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, Janet is bankrupting state fairs and can't get enough asses in the seats to fill a grade school auditorium.

Janet is NOWHERE to madonna level fame sucess popularity. Janet is known as a Michael’s sister. I didn’t expect she has sold less than Britney Spears 😂🤣

Please STOP referring to "The Guiness Book of World Records"!!!! According to Janbot, the only book that matter is "an important record book"!

^^You know trolls are bothered when...

[quote]WHERE IS JANET? Not even nominated.

Wrong again, buttercup.

[quote]Please STOP referring to "The Guiness Book of World Records"!!!

No, let’s not...

[quote]Meanwhile, Janet is bankrupting state fairs and can't get enough asses in the seats to fill a grade school auditorium.

Bankrupting state fairs...school auditoriums...blah, blah, blah... Listen, darling, I know how much you love pulling these hackneyed tropes out of your ass whenever you’re backed into a corner, but it’s just not true. You know it, I know it, and so do the millions of people who attended her latest tour...

Honey, she couldn't fill her venues with $9.99 tickets. They had to top off entire sections.

OMG, these "World Records" are so fucking embarrassing, especially when you put them up against Madonna's very real and very successful accomplishments.

Most successful siblings??? So basically Jabba is admitting the cunt rode her brother's coattails.

Most searched person in 2007? That's something to aspire to? That's something Paris Hilton can claim.

Largest recording contract would be an accomplishment if we didn't all know that she pretty much ruined Virgin when her albums didn't even come close to selling enough to cover even part of that advance. That's not an accomplishment, that's just bad business on the part of Richard Branson. Janet accomplished nothing but getting lucky. And her luck ran out a long time ago.

I know none of this is going to make a dent in Jabba's pointed head. But it certainly is fun to point out just what a flop Janet is and how Jabba can't point to anything concrete to make its point.

She’s NOBODY compared to Madonna from sales to touring to popularity. She’s basic a major has been.

If the music industry was " Dynasty", Madonna's career and influence would be represented by Joan Collins while Janet's would be best represented by Catherine Oxenberg.

Madonna is over, girls. She doesn’t chart on the Hot 100 anymore, she hasn’t had a #1 album in God knows when, she’s been banned by the BBC, and her insane social media posts have failed to make her a hit with the young crowd, despite the desperation permeating them. Add to that such abysmal recent TV fails as her dud of a Prince tribute and that embarrassing fall at the BMAs, and even describing her career as a cooked goose these days is too kind. That a bunch of queeny queens forgo their lube and porn every few years in order to scrimp and save to see her “perform” live is no admirable achievement. Madonna has become a nostalgia act despite her reluctance to perform old songs. She has also always been threatened by Janet, from her Truth or Dare “Bite your tongue” comment all the way through to recent years, when her lackluster last album came in at #2 despite massive promo, all while Janet scored yet ANOTHER #1 with hardly any promo.

So, my advice to you ALL would be to recognize the truth, breathe it in and then learn to deal with it. Janet is Queen. And she is all you will never be in your poor, pathetic Datalounge-addled lives.

“The ‘janet.’ album bought [my] Necker Island.”

-Richard Branson

[quote]Madonna's career and influence would be represented by Joan Collins

From one slut-bag has been to another.

And Oxenberg is, like Janet, royalty.

"And Oxenberg is, like Janet, royalty." And both are comically talent-free!

Not only madonna is much much much more successful than Janet in every single aspect (read all the posts above), she can write music and sings better than Janet. Janet can’t sing or doesn’t write her own song. Janet is a better dancer tho.

Everything madonna touched became art. Janet in the hand things became 💩

[quote] “The ‘janet.’ album bought [my] Necker Island.”

And her next four albums put it into foreclosure.

Is Janbot and Janet Jackson in touch with each other? Does Janet Jackson even know that Janbot exists?

I'm fans of many artists, but I know that if I dropped dead tomorrow, they wouldn't give a rat's ass, because they don't even know that I exist, and I'm totally okay with that.

No. I suspect even a has been like Janet would be mortified by Jabba. And certainly would never acknowledge its existence. (We're still not sure if Jabba is M, F or in between.)

[quote]And her next four albums put it into foreclosure.

Nope.

THE VELVET ROPE - Multiplatinum

ALL FOR YOU - Multiplatinum

DAMITA JO - Multiplatinum

20 Y.O. - Platinum

[quote]Janet in the hand things became

This makes absolutely no sense.

[quote]Everything madonna touched became art.

Uh-huh.

Janet writes her songs (Black Cat, If, That’s the Way Love Goes, Whoops Now, Ask For More, Escapade...) and her music has far superior background harmonies than Madonna’s music. Madonna changes a word and desecrates the melody by screeching it out. She always paled as a singer next to Cyndi Lauper, a woman who can actually sing.

[quote]Janet is a better dancer tho.

It’s “though,” but you are correct.

Elegance

It was so nice when Janet stopped having hits back in the early 90's. It was as if it became safe to turn on the radio again.

^Except she didn’t. In fact, when her song “Doesn’t Really Matter” from The Nutty Professor II soundtrack hit #1 in 2000, it made her the first artist to have a #1 in the ‘80s, the ‘90s and the 2000s. The following year, her single “All For You” hit #1 and stayed there for 7 weeks, becoming the longest running #1 of the year.

When asked if she knew Janet, Madonna responded “I DONT KNOW HER”

[quote] THE VELVET ROPE - Multiplatinum- 3 million copies

ALL FOR YOU - Multiplatinum- 3 million copies

DAMITA JO - Multiplatinum- nope, 1 million

20 Y.O. - Platinum- nope, only gold.

7.5 million copies sold OVER FOUR ALBUMS is not going to get anyone rich after the advance they shelled out. They backed a loser and it killed the company. I know logic is hard for you, dear. All the voices in your head screaming- BUT JANET IS MY QUEEN... IF SHE'S A FLOP, THEN I CEASE TO EXIST. Well, guess what.... you're gone.

[quote] When asked if we knew Janet, the world responded “WE DONT KNOW HER”

Fixed that for you

R468, first thing’s first—you fucked up your little attempt at quoting my words. Anyhoo...

THE VELVET ROPE has sold over 10 million copies worldwide. Your little tally was domestic.

ALL FOR YOU had sold over 7 million copies worldwide. Again with your domestic tally.

DAMITA JO has sold over 3 million copies worldwide

20 Y.O. has sold over a million copies worldwide

I know logic is hard for you, dear. All the voices in your head screaming- BUT JANET IS A FLOP... IF SHE'S NOT, THEN I CEASE TO EXIST. Well, guess what.... you're gone.

According to the reliable link above, she has sold only 77m album equivalent in her entire career, which is less than Britney whose sales are approx 100m. Madonna was at 241m more than fucking 3 times Janet’s. Don’t even let me mention touring numbers. Janet is nobody even compared to Britney. She’s nobody.

[quote]When asked if she knew Janet, Madonna responded “BITE YOUR TONGUE.”

Fixed that for you.

[quote]Janet is nobody even compared to Britney.

The comedy ensues.

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[quote]20 Y.O. has sold over a million copies worldwide

"Companies that dropped out of the bidding said they would have had to sell more than 50 million Jackson albums over the course of the contract to break even. But several entertainment attorneys disagreed, saying Virgin could break even after selling about 25 million. Jackson's last Virgin album, "janet.," has sold nearly 10 million copies since its 1992 release."

25 or 50 million, it doesn't matter. Janet nearly bankrupted that label because she didn't even come close to 10 million for all of her albums put together after janet.

I love the shade nme threw at Janet a few years back when compiling this list of biggest record deals ever (of which Janet ranks a paltry 11th)

"Hard to imagine now, but back in the mid-90s Janet Jackson was hot property."

How embarrassing that she has even sold less than Britney Spears. Madonna has sold 3 times more than her entire career combined. Speaking of touring, it’s even more embarrassing. Her tours have always flopped. She is no where near madonna Celine or Beyoncé or even Britney Jlo when it comes to touring.

Everything from her is fake. She can’t write songs, she has zero creativity & artistic values. No wonder she is a joe has been

SHYUT UP, R479!!! Janet's in the Guiness book for having the most famous siblings!!!!!

[quote]Her tours have always flopped

😂 you’re either retarded, willfully stupid or simply trolling (my guess would be a little of all three).

Janet Jackson still holds the record for having the biggest debut world tour of all time. She still holds the record for fastest sellout of the Tokyo Dome. Her RN tour was the biggest earning tour by a female in the US in 1990. Her janet. tour sold out arenas and stadiums all over the world, from Africa to Europe to Asia, Australia and North and South America, as did her Velvet Rope tour. The Aloha Stadium had to be extended with extra seats just to meet demand during her VR tour. Her All For You tour packed the stadium as well, and both tours were filmed for HBO and brought in monster ratings (unlike Madonna’s last shitty televised tour). Her 2011 UCAP tour had to be extended for months to meet demand. Every young female pop star touring today, from Beyonce to Rihanna to Katy to Britney to Gaga, has elements from various Janet tours in their own shows.

So bitch, please--have several seats and respect the musical and legendary touring legacy of the woman who created your faves.

To say that J Fucking Lo has a bigger or better touring legacy than Janet Jackson shows that you truly ain’t playing with a full deck. Miss Lopez (a former Janet employee) could only dream.

For R477

The answer is YES

Rihanna learned from the best

The janet. Tour was a major spectacle that traveled all over the globe. MTV was there covering opening night.

[quote]Everything from her is fake.

Including her butt implants

Janet coming in at #11 on some shitty list complied by an even shittier no-name website means zilch. She broke ground by being the first highest paid entertainer in music twice in one decade. Twice. She did that. In one decade.

Lol at Madonna wearing a RN-esque jacket and being called out for it.

The ratings bonanza that was Janet’s Emmy-winning Velvet Rope HBO special was taped at a sold-out Madison Square Garden.

[quote] Janet coming in at #11 on some shitty list complied by an even shittier no-name website means zilch.

You just continue to embarrass yourself. NME is basically the Rolling Stone of the UK, and has been around just as long. And for someone who actually DOES throw around bullshit websites all the time that mean nothing, you should cram more cake in your mouth and keep your fingers busy.

[quote] She broke ground by being the first highest paid entertainer in music twice in one decade. Twice. She did that. In one decade.

Yup, and she didn't have the sales to back either one of them up. As we have established. Again, the only accomplishment you're trumpeting is someone else's stupidity at throwing money at someone who's literally a copy of her more famous, more talented sibling. Everyone wanted Janet for a very brief period of time because they couldn't get Michael.

Didn't she bankrupt a State Fair?

Once again she’s nobody. Her sales and touring numbers SUCK.

She sucks.

Believe us.

LOL at how the trolls rehash the same bullshit as if that somehow makes it true. Wash, rinse, repeat.

[quote]Yup, and she didn't have the sales to back either one of them up.

I really don’t think Virgin would have resigned her for another record breaking deal if she didn’t have sales to back it up. You cannot be this slow. Oh, wait...

[quote]As we have established.

You’ve established nothing, except that you’re a complete dipshit.

someone who's literally a copy of her more famous, more talented sibling.

Who worked with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis first? Janet.

Who was the first of the two to collaborate with Herb Ritts? Janet.

Who was the first to take the direction of their music to New Jack Swing? Janet.

By the time 1995 rolled around it was Michael who not only needed her more, but who was also doing most of the copying.

As you were.

[quote]Her sales and touring numbers SUCK

You missed some important posts upthread, honey.

R496 thinks THOSE are accomplishments. No, dear. Being the best selling female artist of all time, THAT's an accomplishment. Being the most successful SOLO tour, male OR female, of all time, THAT's an accomplishment. Working with Herb Ritts? Not an accomplishment. Working with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis? Not an accomplishment. You have nothing solid to back up any of your arguments.

And no, Janet's first contract did NOT turn a profit, and it didn't need to. Virgin Records was a lark by a crazy billionaire who threw money at things to get his name in the press. As I showed you (and you blithely ignored), the only reason Janet resigned with Virgin was because NO ONE ELSE WANTED HER. None of the other labels could make any financial sense of her demands. They knew even 20 years ago she was on the way out and they would never see a dime back in profit, so her only recourse was to stick with the crazy billionaire.

Jabba, don't you get tired of ALWAYS being proven wrong? ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.

[quote]LOL at how Jabba rehashes the same bullshit as though performances from 25 years ago mean anything today.

R498 Janet fans are generally stupid with room temperature iqs. Not only madonna has outsold her in every single aspect from album sales to touring to recognitions to popularity. Did hey even dare to mention her contract? Her albums have been huge flop..

Have a look at the $120M contract between madonna n live nation. Janet is nothing m, again, nothing compared to madonna.

billboard.com/articles/news/1048045/update-madonna-confirms-deal-with-live-nation

/chartmasters.org/2017/04/cspc-janet-jackson-popularity-analysis/32/

The total number of equivalent album sales managed by Janet Jackson is 77,1 million. This result puts her ahead of all post-2000 divas like Adele, Rihanna, Beyoncé or Taylor Swift. However, this is barely half the total managed by Whitney Houston who had a career that spanned the same era, less than half of Celine Dion too and less than a third of Madonna’s superb 241 million total. I started this study with a reference to politics – I’ll conclude it by saying that Janet Jackson is the perfect candidate of the centrism movement in the Diva’ scale.

Madonna is nowhere near 241 million unless you are talking about worldwide sales.

Those are ww sales

For the completely insane and masochistic dunderhead at R498...

[italic]Report: Janet Jackson Signs Record $80-Million Deal with Virgin

Jan. 12, 1996

LOS ANGELES (AP) _ Pop singer Janet Jackson has struck a deal with Virgin Records that is worth an estimated $80 million, the Los Angeles Times reported today.

She was expected to sign off on it today, the Times said, citing unnamed industry sources.

The unprecedented contract, which calls for Jackson to make four albums, would set the stage for a new level of high-priced music deals.

It would surpass the music industry's record of $60 million, which has been claimed by superstars such as her brother Michael and by Madonna.

Janet Jackson, 29, has been at the center of a bidding war since her contract with Virgin expired last year. She shocked the pop world in 1991 with her announcement of a $40-million, three-album pact with the company. It was considered to be the shrewdest deal ever negotiated.

She is Virgin's best-selling artist. Jackson's last Virgin album, 'janet.,' has sold nearly 10 million copies since its 1992 release.

Representatives for Jackson and Virgin refused to discuss the deal.

According to the Times, the deal calls for Jackson to receive a $35 million signing advance and a guaranteed advance of about $5 million for each album, plus a 24 percent royalty on the retail price of each copy sold, the Times said.

The masters to the new albums would belong to Jackson seven years after the contract ends.

The agreement also requires Virgin to allocate about $25 million in video production, marketing and promotion costs - a much larger amount than in most deals.[/italic]

Read it. Read it again. Let it sink in. Because at this point, you’re just being obtuse, and it’s embarrassing.

Madonna’s ww sales

Janet’s ww sales

Other artists’ ww sales

Looks like Janet didn't give away her latest baby. She called the police on her ex at a motel in Malibu over the weekend. How trashy. I'm not providing a link- she's not worth the extra effort.

R508 A MOTEL???

Janet will now be the new spokeswoman for Motel 6.

Dark room if motel. Interior.

LIGHTS UP!

Janet: "EDIT! 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1... Ooooooh, my pussy is so wet. Cum stain at Motel 6 and get a free gift card to Baja Fresh. Uber on over and get my new CD. *whispercoos* (unintelligible) *more whispercoos*

Is she living in a motel now? Is that what $9 tickets gets her now?

So tacky.

I don't know why Jabba keeps posting Janet's contract deals. We all know them, we're not arguing them. (Jesus Christ, she's such a fucking moron.) We know, Jabba. We also know Janet didn't sell anywhere near enough albums to justify either contract. We've also posted proof that no one else wanted to touch Janet at the price she was asking, because they knew she would never sell enough to make money (and she didn't) which is why she went back to Virgin. We also know Madonna and Live Nation signed a deal many years later that dwarfed Janet's deals, which is what the poster above said. So what part of all that does your tiny mind not understand? You fucking idiot.

OMG, Robin Quivers was on Howard Stern this morning reading Janet to filth about the whole calling the cops thing she did on her husband this weekend. She said- if you marry someone and have a baby with them at age 50, you're old enough to be able to figure out how to pick a partner. And you're old enough to know how to settle petty family shit without bothering the cops. Even the cops basically told her- we investigated, we found nothing wrong (gosh, Janet lying? Who would have thought?) and your kid isn't in any danger and never was, and in the future, maybe you should try and settle these things between you and your husband instead of calling the police in over frivolous things.

And they're right. She probably tried to bribe them with Baja Fresh cards.

Well, this is what happens when she actually KEEPS a baby. Should have passed this one on to Rebbie too.

How did her burned out powdered eggs even produce a baby? Calling the police to a motel, typical Jackson trash.

Wissam was at the Malibu Nobu Hotel. Anyone with half a brain can do a google search—of course, except for you petty faggots.

[quote]We've also posted proof that no one else wanted to touch Janet at the price she was asking

No you didn’t. You gave a quote from some non-existent website that you made up because of some weirdo hate/envy thing you’ve got going for Janet Jackson. Or, what’s even weirder, the hate you have for her is because of Janbot, which is actually quite hilarious. Either way, it’s bullshit. You know it, I know it and everyone knows it.

On the flip side, I gave an actual link to an article about how Janet was Virgin’s biggest seller, about how her deal ensured that she would own her masters, about how at the time it was the biggest deal in history, about how she TWICE IN ONE DECADE outdid her brother AND Hagdonna with yet another landmark record Deal, about how she was the first artist to land such deals, etc, etc, etc.

How you can go on with life being such a miserable, diseased cuntwad is quite a mystery.

Do you often refer to yourself in the third person, Jabba? Or is it just that you want people to believe someone is defending you.

The fact that the ex-husband was staying at the Malibu Nobu Hotel is even worse. Imagine paying all that money for the privacy and tranquility and the police show up? I'll bet that hotel wants nothing further to do with the Jacksons, not that any of them can afford to stay there.

Janet to hotel staff: "What do you mean you don't accept Baja Fresh gift cards as legal tender? Fuck you! You get a free medium Pepsi with your meal! Fuckers... "

As she walks away, Janet thinks to herself, "I'll get yo asses. I'm going to perform here at the Malibu Nobu and bankrupt this fucker more than the Iowa State Fair. Hahaha..."

She actually might fill the hotel. It's awfully small.

Janet (mumbling as she exits Nobu): "Where's my mutha fuckin' Uber? Oh good, he's here."

Driver: "Here you go ma'am...compliments of our promo department."

Janet: "Mutha fucka! What makes you think I want my own damn CD?!? FUCK!"

R521 and R523 HILARIOUS!!!! w&w

^Hilarious? What kind of sense of humor do YOU have? It’s not hilarious, just sad, hackneyed and redundant. It also proves that when Janbot hands your ass to you, the only things left to do are to deflect to things that only happened in DL land because DL losers purport it to be so.

Uber pulls up to drive-thru...

"WELCOME TO BOJANGLES...CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"

JANET: "Yeah, I'll have a picnic dirty rice, 12-piece all white meat, picnic mashed potatoes WITH extra gravy and an extremely large iced tea."

"THAT'LL BE $17.43. PLEASE PULL TO THE SECOND WINDOW."

EMPLOYEE: "Uhm, I'm sorry miss but we don't accept Baja Fresh gift cards as payment."

JANET: "MUTHA FUCK?!?!?! Okay, lemme see how much change I got here. What can I get for $0.36?"

EMPLOYEE: "Ma'am, ou can't even get a small drink for that price."

JANET: "EDIT! How about I give you the $0.36 and you let me take a few sips out the palm of your hand?"

Hehehehe 5-4-3-2-1!

The only relevant Jackson, in 2018.

R514 I also heard Robin ripping apart Janet on Stern. She's totally right. How tacky of Janet. And R527 she's not a bad looking kid, not a beauty, but those tattoos look disgusting, she may as well have TRASH inscribed on her body. Dreadful. I can't wait for this trend to be over, and when it is we'll have a generation or two of very dump looking people. I'm thinking this latest generation that's still too young will think tattoos are disgusting. All trends come to and end at some point, like when the young see the old with it and it looks ridiculous.

r528, we can only hope.

I just hope the kid doesn't start fiddling with her face like her father and Aunt Janet have done. They both had/have no nose, R527.

[quote] ^Hilarious? What kind of sense of humor do YOU have? It’s not hilarious, just sad, hackneyed and redundant. It also proves that when Janbot hands your ass to you, the only things left to do are to deflect to things that only happened in DL land because DL losers purport it to be so.

You lose again, Jabba. We all know it's you, pretending to be someone else. And you're the King/Queen deflector. Poor Jabba. Fail Fail Fail.

Janet lost a little weight recently.

[quote]And you're the King/Queen deflect

Pot meet kettle.

[quote]The only relevant Jackson, in 2018...

...is the one who recently got the 2018 Billboard Icon Award. Her adopted white niece only gets attention when she does something stupid.

Janet keep winning

^Yes indeed.

why does she wear that shit bun on the top of her head? Is it to make it look like the excessive plastic surgery is just her weave pulled tight?

Oh look, another gif from 30 years ago. When she was semi-relevant

[quote]why does she wear that shit bun on the top of her head?

Because it’s her hair and she can wear it however the fuck she wants to would be my guess.

[quote]Oh look, another gif from 30 years ago.

Actually, it was 23 years ago, and her relevancy is perennial.

Jump, Jabba. Jump! Snap to, Jabba!

I love that JanBot is stupid enough to keep bumping this thread.

I love that JanBot is stupid, period. It makes winning arguments really easy.

[quote]I love JanBot

Awww! Too bad the love’s not reciprocated!

[quote]It makes winning arguments really easy.

Well that’s odd, because you haven’t won one yet.

I love when it starts talking to itself.

Hey, Janet just had an anniversary. 10 years of consecutive flops.

^Aww, you’re butthurt because of Janet’s infiltration of that new HAGdonna thread. Poor thing.

Janet’s latest album opened at #1. You know who’s didn’t.

*BREAKING* Bruno working with his idol Janet on her next album...

There is so much bullshit and lies in that Metro article, I'd swear janet's PR person wrote it. Quick, which publicists take Baja Fresh cards as payment?

Bruno has long admired Janet, as has every young, hot pop artist around today.

But he's never going to work with her. She's a fucking albatross. No one wants to be associated with that has been.

Maybe Bruno will be nice and treat Janet to Bojangles as a consilation.

[quote]But he's never going to work with her. She's a fucking albatross. No one wants to be associated with that has been.

He bows to his Queen, and so do you.

Seeing the long threads/interest relating to JJ makes me think what a huge star she must still be in the American psyche. To my outsider's eyes, it seems like she barely had any hits and her heyday was decades ago. Tres interesting.

Jabba found a new browser.

Why would Bruno worked with a washed-up hag?

He wouldn't. It's fine to present an award to her. You're in, you're out, you might get your face in some magazines (or in Janet's case, some no name blogs), but Bruno is never going to risk his brand by actually working with Janet because he knows she can't sell his music.

It's different when you have someone like The Pet Shop Boys working with Dusty Springfield or Jack White producing Loretta Lynn's album. Those women are respected singers who are legends and came up the hard they and they still commanded respect when those collaborations were released. And PSB and Jack White were also both respected musicians first, pop stars second. They could give fuck all about a brand. But Bruno is just as manufactured a pop star as Janet was. The only difference is he didn't have famous siblings whose coattails he rode. Bruno is all about staying on top for as long as he can and not rocking the boat. Wasting time collaborating with a woman who can't even sell out a state fair and who has zero credibility would only harm him. He's not stupid. This collaboration will never happen.

[quote]Why would Bruno worked with a washed-up hag?

He’s not working with Madonna, he’s working with Janet.

[quote]You're in, you're out, you might get your face in some magazines (or in Janet's case, some no name blogs)

Vogue, Time and Billboard are no name blogs now? 😄 you’re clearly mad. But really, who gives a shit?

[italic]Most Iconic Moves: Bruno Mars laid out the case for Janet Jackson to become the first black woman to win the Billboard Icon Award, tracking her humble beginnings on The Carol Burnett Show to her global chart-topping success and many, many hit songs. From the moment she yelled, “Gimme a beat!” Janet (Miss Jackson, if you’re nasty) proved she not only deserves the prize, but she deserves all the prizes. In a gold sweater and over-the-knee gold high tops she led fans through ”Nasty,” “Throb.” and “If” and had the crowd dancing and singing the whole way through. By the time she took her prize, she couldn’t even speak because the crowd was chanting her name. An icon, indeed.

TIME[/italic]

Bruno had stanned for Janet for years. Here he is covering That’s The Way Love Goes...

[quote]can't even sell out a state fair

Why bother with a state fair when she’s still selling out arenas?

Arenas with entire sections roped-off and most of the rest $9.99 tickets is not selling out.

[quote]Arenas with entire sections roped-off and most of the rest $9.99 tickets is not selling out.

Try as you might, bitch, but you’re wrong every time.

Roped off? Surely you jest.

[quote]Seeing the long threads/interest relating to JJ makes me think what a huge star she must still be in the American psyche. To my outsider's eyes, it seems like she barely had any hits and her heyday was decades ago. Tres interesting.

Welcome to planet Earth!

Is she the one that performed at State Fairs?

Slaying!

September 10, 2017t Austin Frank Erwin Centert 4,973 / 10,560 (47%)t $438,010

Yes, Hunty!!! Janet SOLD OUT Hollywood Bowl!!! Slaaaay!

[quote]She’s in Guinness for being in two of the most expensive music videos of all time and several other things posted here...

Preach, Gurl!!!!!

So if someone else has 3 out of the top 5 most expensive videos, that makes them even better right?

We all know that is the marker for talent and relevancy!!!

I hope the Jan-stan is being paid per post. And not in Baja Fresh gift cards. She be rich!

Most expensive video ever and the song was a whole #56 for the year.

(Madonna's "Take A Bow" was #8.)

[quote]Most expensive video ever and the song was a whole #56 for the year.

ugh. Because of MIchael. He was always holding Janet's career down. She would have been much bigger if he hadn't been around.

I heard that Janet is writing a cookbook. I wonder what she'll call it....

[quote]Because of MIchael. He was always holding Janet's career down

No, darling. When they did Scream, Janet was THE Jackson. He called her up to do the duet because HE needed HER. And, of course, she suggested the director for the video and provided her choreographers and producers for the project. And Scream wasn’t the first time he’d asked her to collaborate with him either. With her constant #1 albums, hit singles, iconic videos, and bevy of awards won, she was doing just fine, and MJ had nothing to do with it. But, of course, you already knew that.

[quote]I heard that Janet is writing a cookbook. I wonder what she'll call it....

She’s already written a book. A semi-autobiographical look at her life called TRUE YOU, which was a #1 NY Times Bestseller.

haha, R576 you are retarded. That's what the post at R575 was saying you dumb cunt.

Jabba doesn't understand that the post literally said that Michael held that single down. Jabba too busy trying to jump that it can't comprehend.

Goddamn, Jabba is so stupid

R580 what did you expect? Jabba is obviously as dumb as they come.

[quote]I heard that Janet is writing a cookbook. I wonder what she'll call it....

[quote]I heard that Janet is writing a cookbook. I wonder what she'll call it....

[quote]I heard that Janet is writing a cookbook. I wonder what she'll call it....

Conversations in a Cafeteria. Edit!

lol at Janet's tour sales. Only filling up 4,000 seats out of 12,000? Sad.

I love how Jabba spins back and forth. Numbers don't mean anything when it comes to a certain person he's actually obsessed with and yet when trying to prop up Janet (which face it, it needs everything its got) it uses numbers and "records," to prove she's relevant. Gurl.

But Janet did have a #1 Album. Sure it sold way less than albums that only hit #2 but still!!!!

#uber

#bajafresh

How much money did Janet's tour make?

#9.99

#fourpackfor$17

How much did she make pretending to be pregnant?

Does she have to pay her ex back for financing her tour?

Why did she kidnap her mother?

[quote] But Janet did have a #1 Album. Sure it sold way less than albums that only hit #42 but still!!!!

Fixed that for you. The cunt didn't even go plastic, that's how badly it sold. And when you consider that more than half those "sales" were Uber giveaway and t-shirt bundles, well, we're talking sales in the low five figures.

Remember when Jabba would try to shade someone else for being old and desperate and having to thrust her pussy around?

Also love how the dumb Jabba would try to say another person was irrelevant and pathetic having to work with other more popular artists to try to get any decent music out there.

And now it's creaming its panties over a possible collab, lol.

How many albums did Janet actually sell? Not counting uber giveaways and forcing fans to take albums they didn't want?

#bundle