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Her real age is probably 85, russians age like hell.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 17, 2018 3:25 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 17, 2018 3:26 AM |
She not Rich Russian Lady?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 17, 2018 3:28 AM |
I'm 129 but everyone tells me I look 35.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 17, 2018 3:29 AM |
I can totally relate to this lady, and I'm not even 1/3 her age.
Poor thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 17, 2018 3:33 AM |
Right, R5?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 17, 2018 3:38 AM |
[quote]I have not had a single happy day in my life.
Damn, gurl! In your whole life, there was not one day where you just laid in bed and ate chocolate? What does it take to make you happy?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 17, 2018 3:43 AM |
In my day we pee on Teddy Roosevelt.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 17, 2018 3:48 AM |
[quote] there was not one day where you just laid in bed and ate chocolate
Bed? Chocolate? Are those Russian words? I don't recognize them.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 17, 2018 3:49 AM |
Maybe she should have gone to Holland and listened to some of Anne Frank's dirty jokes.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 17, 2018 3:50 AM |
I wonder if she has ever had sex before?
That might have something to do with it.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 17, 2018 3:52 AM |
A nice ash blonde rinse, a little mascara and foundation, and colorful caftan would lift her spirits!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 17, 2018 3:54 AM |
Well, we can make your life much more happy. We'll invite you to stand on the lawn of Windsor Castle and watch me and my prince getting married. You have to be there at 4:00 am, rain or shine, no food carted in, no bathroom facilities and you absolutely can not leave until 7 pm.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 17, 2018 3:56 AM |
Ah took an 85-year-old woman and turned her into a 65-year-old drag queen!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 17, 2018 3:58 AM |
Me too @R5
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 17, 2018 4:00 AM |
I read this article earlier today and I thought, "she's right"
Incidentally, this bitch is my Mother
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 17, 2018 4:06 AM |
The hardest thing I ever had to do was peeing on that hotel bed, with a giggling American President in the corner. But a "girl" has to make a living. I was curvier in 2013, bitches!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 17, 2018 4:09 AM |
Whatever she does, she better not trust her health care to Rasputin
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 17, 2018 4:11 AM |
Her birthday is still coming up, so she can still sign posts
128and2hot2Bbelieved
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 17, 2018 4:14 AM |
She's hot and she voted for me. Good Russian lady.
I send her to Amerika for food stamps.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 17, 2018 4:20 AM |
Ah Russians - the most depressing unhappy people on earth. Though I totally get her -127 is a punishment. After 95: it’s all pain.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 17, 2018 4:42 AM |
Hardcore bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 17, 2018 4:46 AM |
I used to babysit her.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 17, 2018 4:50 AM |
[quote]Koku Istambulova, from Chechnya, says she has not had a single happy day in her entire life, and has no idea how she has managed to live this long.
Only the good die young, Koku, only the good die young.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 17, 2018 12:12 PM |
We should all chip in and buy her an Hermès babushka.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 17, 2018 12:36 PM |