Are You "Hot For Holes"?

As soon as I saw this hashtag I figured it would be ALL over the DL.

I prefer Avenatti.

Certainly not bad-looking. I could be a "Ho For Holes."

But I'll bet he's pretty full of himself.

He looks like an random 50 - 60 yr old man. There is nothing remotely special about him, other than this 15 minutes of fame. But of course for the 70 yr old near sighted homebound Dataloungers he’s a hot muscle jock.

Oh come on, r4. He’s 60ish, handsome, and in good shape. That’s not easy to come by at his age.

[quote]But I'll bet he's pretty full of himself.

I would like to be full of him myself.

Holes needs to present hole!

I like him!

Fuck yeah, Daddy!

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He looks like he has a pierced left ear in that tv interview. Not wearing an earring, but it does look like it’s pierced.

I JUST came across Paul Holes in HBO's I'LL BE GONE IN THE DARK, the docuseries about the Golden State Killer and the late Michelle McNamara's quest to find him. I literally had to pause and rewind episode 3 when Holes, as a consultant and talking head, came on so that I could Google him. He's one of those infuriating men who only seems to get hotter as he ages. He was already attractive as a young detective, but, man, in his 50s, with that gym taught body, that handsome face and that stentorian baritone speaking voice he's the definition of a hot daddy. That wife is lucky. Bet he's great in the sack, too.

Again, cute when he was young, but he really matured into his hotness.