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Breaking news: BALDNESS CURE FINALLY FOUND

Crying as i type this. This better be true and these scientists need to hurry up

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by Anonymousreply 35May 12, 2018 3:16 AM

This must mean the patent on Minoxidil has expired.

by Anonymousreply 1May 10, 2018 10:44 PM

VERY preliminary, OP. Just get a wig.

by Anonymousreply 2May 10, 2018 10:46 PM

Meh. I love not having to shampoo, condition and style anymore let alone go to a barber.

by Anonymousreply 3May 10, 2018 10:47 PM

No wonder they're testing it in the UK specifically.

The Duke of Cambridge (Prince William) must be bankrolling it.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 10, 2018 10:48 PM

News like this comes out all the time because the research institutions need the funding and hype the shit out of their findings so it gets the media's attention. We'll have to wait years and years before anything comes out of this, if at all.

by Anonymousreply 5May 10, 2018 10:48 PM

Travolta

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by Anonymousreply 6May 10, 2018 10:48 PM

woo fucking hoo

by Anonymousreply 7May 10, 2018 10:50 PM

Praise Jesus, Hallelujah!

by Anonymousreply 8May 10, 2018 10:51 PM

They can sell anything to fat and bald people.

by Anonymousreply 9May 10, 2018 11:15 PM

[quote] has potential to aid hair growth.

Propecia/finasteride has the "potential" to aid hair growth in lots of people. For some people, it may work well, but for most, you get little regrowth and then it may stop further loss, at least for a time. Some people get very disappointed when their front hairline continues to recede (slowly) over time, even with the drug.

So Propecia helps, but not in the way people would characterize as a cure for baldness. This new drug could work in the same half-assed fashion. Be hopeful, but expect something less than an amazing cure.

by Anonymousreply 10May 10, 2018 11:28 PM

Y'all still gonna love Stormy Daniels' lawyer when he starts using it?

by Anonymousreply 11May 10, 2018 11:51 PM

CyclosporineA is used to prevent rejection in organ transplants. Always causes cancer within 10 years of use

by Anonymousreply 12May 11, 2018 12:06 AM

So if i use on scalp I’ll get brain cancer?

by Anonymousreply 13May 11, 2018 12:09 AM

[QUOTE]Y'all still gonna love Stormy Daniels' lawyer when he starts using it?

Believe me, all of that bullshit about “sexy bald men” will go right out the window once it’s cured.

by Anonymousreply 14May 11, 2018 12:10 AM

I guess Yul was the only one to get away with it. But I bet he still would have preferred to have a full head of hair.

Even Astaire and Gershwin with all their talent would have given anything to have their hair back.

Yes 'sexy bald men' is bullshit. My father had hair all his life but started losing it because of chemo. The man was dying of cancer and at the age of 80 he was upset about losing his hair.

by Anonymousreply 15May 11, 2018 12:28 AM

Bald men will quickly become extinct.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 11, 2018 12:59 AM
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by Anonymousreply 17May 11, 2018 1:08 AM

Why doesn't the body ever mutate in some cool way as people age?

by Anonymousreply 18May 11, 2018 1:12 AM

R18 OOOOHH yes! Like growing usable wings, or being able to open your mouth and having a foghorn sound!

by Anonymousreply 19May 11, 2018 1:20 AM

Or a bigger penis. I could use a couple more inches as I get older and my gut expands further.

by Anonymousreply 20May 11, 2018 1:23 AM

Hey now!

by Anonymousreply 21May 11, 2018 2:09 AM
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by Anonymousreply 22May 11, 2018 2:53 AM

Wrong texture of hair on r17.

by Anonymousreply 23May 11, 2018 3:11 AM

"Fix one thing, break another"

- My Nursing School Professor

by Anonymousreply 24May 11, 2018 3:22 AM

[quote]Bald men will quickly become extinct.

So will balding women

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by Anonymousreply 25May 11, 2018 3:33 AM

[quote] So if i use on scalp I’ll get brain cancer?

You should really read the article; it is short. They are not using CyclosporineA. They specifically rejected that drug in favor of another with significantly fewer side effects.

[quote] This drug, Cyclosporine A (CsA), has been commonly used since the 1980s to suppress transplant rejection and autoimmune diseases. The project team discovered that CsA restricts a protein that when otherwise left alone, slows the growth of hair follicles. Hair growth, however, is the least problematic side-effect of CsA,[bold] leading project leader, Nathan Hawkshaw, to look for another solution.[/bold]

[quote][bold] After some research, he discovered that a separate compound developed to tackle osteoporosis also suppressed the bald-causing protein in the same manner. Better yet, scientists believe this drug, titled "WAY-316606," can be administered without dramatic side-effects.[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 26May 11, 2018 3:46 AM

Wait- so is this the same medicine in Restasis or not? Because my dad has that dry eyes shit and unfortunately, has been going to the barber getting the same 8 hairs on his head styled in a comb-over for the past - five years of use.

by Anonymousreply 27May 11, 2018 3:54 AM

R22-- still looks shit.

by Anonymousreply 28May 11, 2018 3:56 AM

Lol at r19

by Anonymousreply 29May 11, 2018 4:37 AM

God is such a shit.

Hair falls out of your scalp but it grows out of your ears and nose as if to compensate.

by Anonymousreply 30May 11, 2018 11:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 31May 12, 2018 1:05 AM

There is no god, stop being stupid.

by Anonymousreply 32May 12, 2018 1:56 AM

And how the hell are you so sure you arrogant prick?

Are you the fucking Pope of atheists?

by Anonymousreply 33May 12, 2018 2:55 AM

Bald guys are hot.

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by Anonymousreply 34May 12, 2018 3:04 AM

Only fat bald guys with round heads are hot.

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by Anonymousreply 35May 12, 2018 3:16 AM
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