Why are all former Spanish colonies kind of shitty places?
Is it the Catholic influence? Mediterranean enervation? The bullfighting (kidding)?
There's not one developed former Spanish colony - Chile is close but if you've been there, you'll know it's a kind of sclerotic, overly regulated economy with lots of rent-seeking (e.g., you need a prescription for Tylenol, etc.). Like it's "developed" by the skin of its teeth (Turkey is in the OECD too, for fuck's sake).
The Philippines, all of Latin America - even Spain itself is kind of mediocre: but for real estate bubbles and Indetex (Zara), there wouldn't be much wealth production there, and that's only made possible by inclusion in the EU (a large market - e.g., German investors and tourists). It's all former glory in Spain...
What's with Spanish culture that lends itself to chaos, corruption, and a slapdash attitude towards development?
At least Spain is gay-friendly and has good drug-saturated circuit parties or whatever, but seriously, WTF?
British colonies... I think they've done better. Even French colonies, I think.