Turnoffs and Turnons when visiting a date/trick's home for the first time

Datalounge Turnoff - exhausting OPs

Turnoff: his dad in the living room with a shotgun.

Lots of books suggests the guy has a brain. Doesn't necessarily mean he can't fuck like crazy.

You're a bottom aren't you?

[quote]Turn on: fluffy clean towels in the bathroom

Seriously? "Fluffy"?

To snoop in the bathroom----

Turn ons:

Opened bottle of Truvada and the absence of a box of valaciclovir

Unopened dusty box of xxl condoms

3 classy and relatively rare colognes, and 1 old standby

cleanliness but no OCD tidiness

After you meet he uses the word trick and you realize the pic he sent you is 20 years old.

I'm going over for some quick sex, not for an AirBnB. Just don't have it be gross, and I'll be okay.

turnon: earrings

turnoff: caftans!

R4, Did you mean fussy bottom?

Fluffy bottom.

OP, a bottom of your age isn't really in a position to be listing turn offs. This is why you've been single for so long.

Turn on: a huge cock.

Turn off: Datalounge is up on their monitor.

Turn-on: a well equipped kitchen and real food in fridge

Turn-off: uses the oven as a shoe rack

Anonymous sex in a dirty hovel with a troll. Yuck. Make better choices, guys. You’re worth it.

Turn on - A well stocked bar Turn off- A jar of old Vaseline with a stray pubic hairs on the lid

Turn on: clean and no dirty dishes in the sink.

Turn off: His mother says hi to us as we walk in.

Turn on: he has his own place!

R13 = a bitter cunt who has five roommates and is a poor.

Turn off: men's makeup in the bathroom

Turn on: a few action figures show a sense of mirth and fun.

Turn off: an entire shelf of action figures shows immature nerd overload.

Turn on: A white board where you can spell out your safe-word.

Turn-on: unopened mail on the kitchen table from Berkeley or Yale or some such

Turn-off: framed diplomas on the wall from Berkeley or Yale or some such

Turnoff: multiple strings of worn clutch pearls in a box labeled 2018.

R23 = Stephen Sondheim

Turnoff: A Betamax collection of Nicolas Cage movies.

Turn on: A nice collection of dildos , whips And chains.

Turn off : A severed head in the fridge

Turn-on: pictures on friends and family on the wall

Turn-off: pictures of his ex-boyfriend by the bed

Smell in the bathroom

Corpse in the fridge

True experience:

Turn on: Tall young man with largest white cock I'd ever seen before, or since

Turn off: white enamel rococo furnishings and dozens of lighted glass etageres with the world's largest collection of Mylene Farmer memorabilia

R30,R31 are those your turn ons?

OP - so in your world date and trick are the same?

Turn on: Looks the goods or cuter than expected and gently demands to be given a massage in his clean bed. Or offers a massage is even better. Turn offs: Surprise he is partnered and doesn't kiss, won't use the main bedroom, supercilious etcetera.

Turn on: is a man

Turn off: Identifies as non-binary

TRUE STORY:

Turn off: "I live my invalid dad. So I need a couple of minutes to go up to his room and spike his drink with a sleeping pill so that he doesn't bother us while we're having sex.

Turn on: I left ASAP

R37, Did you have sex before you left ASAP?

R32 made me look up who Mylene Farmer is, so this thread is broadening my horizons.

But then I saw the music video with Sting, and I was disappointed.

[quote]Turn off: "I live my invalid dad. So I need a couple of minutes to go up to his room and spike his drink with a sleeping pill so that he doesn't bother us while we're having sex.

Was that Niles Crane, R37?

Well its been downhill from the 80s when she was the glamour queen of Parisien pedés. Here's the old gal in 2009 singing a hit from 1988

Turn offs: turkey meatballs and seltzer water in the fridge and nothing else, one fucking bath towel.

Turn ons: "I'm not running a bed and breakfast here." I love it when shop bottoms get all sassy.

Turnon: shyly shows off his vintage camera collection.

Turnoff: shyly admits guilt when caught placing his cell phone near the bed on Video Record mode.

on: Tom of Finland kink prints.

off: Thomas Kinkade prints.

turnon: his man hole

turnoff: his man cave

I once went back with a guy who said he was a psychiatric nurse. The sex was good, but half way through I noticed all his videos (yes, it was a while ago) were schlock horror, driller-killer ones, which rather threw me off my stride.

a guy had a closet full of grey suits and white shirts, like Patrick Bateman in psycho.

His T-shirts were all obsessively folded and ordered by color.

ON: Quotes Walt Whitman.

OFF: Quotes Datalounge.

Turnoffs= American cheese with no other choices in the fridge

Turnons= Vermont Cheese along with a catalog for comfy caftans

Turnoffs: Use of sports equipment as "decor", especially basketballs (yes I know a man who does this). Also use of patio or outdoors furniture as something for the inside. Lack of an actual bed and using a futon.

Turnons: Good taste in art exemplified by what he has on the walls, for example, even if it is just a print. Again, family pictures, pictures of sports things or your animals do not count. If you must have them they belong in the bedroom or some other out of the way room. That said, I would immediately like a guy who had something like a small copy of the Mona Lisa on the bathroom wall, preferably staring down at the toilet.

Pictures of naked men everywhere

Off: picture of mom by the bed

Off: Picture of Bea Arthur by the bed

Biggest turn off ever is when they show you to the bathroom and there's a filthy litter box in there.

Hideous decor meant to be trendy.

Turn off: Any dolls, baby dolls, etc Rainbow 🌈 flag home decor

r51, I'm assuming your post means that it is both a turn off and turn on, when I thought about it for a second I got a chuckle out of it. I agree r56, and I would include stuffed toy animals.

Turn on: A smart guy who has a modern clean place with no clutter or "camp" collectables. Turn off: A guy who thinks having a lot of books will fool people into believing he is smart when in fact he is just insecure and pretentious. It's 2018 not 1918.

Turn off: Any guy who has an obsession with the Real Housewives of ______. Turn on: Guys who are smart and creative.

Turnoff: cat hoarder

Turn off: PITBULL owners. Any pets in the same room as you while you're having your rendezvous. What R54 said.

Turn on: Classical music playing while I rim your hole, before I wreck it.

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