So, about Jon Hamm...

I think Jon allowed Don Draper to bleed into his brain. I still think he's hot.

If you require your "ultimate daddy" to paddle you to shit, I suppose he's your man.

If there is a heaven then one day Jon will sit on our face!

Always thought he was too hairy and a bit soft around the waist.

Hamm is just making shit up at this point in order to have a Trump story to tell the press. Doesn't even make sense.

He's also aging terribly. He was hot back in the day.

He's hot. I'd have his kids.

Boozing will age you fast

A hopeless drunk.

Fucked up childhood.

Hasn't hit the wall yet R7, I'd do him as hard as he can give it before he hits that wall.

There HAS to be a Jon Hamm sex tape out there somewhere.

R6, eating his sperm will not get you pregnant.

Bad boy hot. I've met him.

So, tell us R13

Is he gay?

Yeah, Hamm is a drunken asshole, but everyone here would do him anyway.

R13 waved from a dirty LA sidewalk at some ugly vehicle which she though Jon Hamm may have been riding in.

r16 = fish

“So”...

He is (or was) objectively attractive, but he never did if for me. He pings my douche-dar too much.

I think he's cute but obviously a dick.

I sucked worse this morning

I would love that - about 8 years ago. Now I wouldn’t pass it up - but the sex appeal is slowly fading. Deserves what he has. Probably screwed up in the head - but had a long term girlfriend so doubt he’s sociopath horrible.

Douchebag. I think we as a species are over him.

We have always believed that Jon is of the homosexual persuasia.

Can't look at him the same after that hazing story. Also wouldn't be surprised if he was a shitty husband to Jennifer.

In the not-so-great movie "Keeping up with the Joneses", he has never looked hotter.

r26: Same here. That hazing story showed he was an evil sociopath.

You know you bitches would still drop to your knees in a heart beat.

Yep r29. Given the chance everyone bitching about him would push their Mother into traffic in order to suck him off.

Don Draper was flawed but sexy. Jon Hamm is flawed...period.

I thought he and his longterm girlfriend broke up a couple years ago? He was off the wagon, and he was very high maintenance and at some point she grew weary of always doing the rescue thing.

What happens in Los Feliz, stays in Los Feliz.

Anyone with good fruit-dar would immediately see that Jon is "of the persuasia"

saw him in new film BEIRUT, highly recommend.

damn fine drama, and he alwys so very hawt

I was surprised, not ur typical undercover man/war movie. heavy,..... quite good. he is a fantastic actor, heads n hearts above mad men, in which he was teriffic

I like him. Why would we hate him?

Also, Trump hates him so that's got to be a good thing right?

The fraternity hazing - which was really grievous bodily harm - really turned me off. His lack of apology and trying to cast himself as the victim is an even bigger turn off. He's also quite limited as an actor, though his performance in Bridesmaids has improved with age.

All that photo at R15 needs is some jewellery and he could be Liberace.

Like you, he has a slit for a mouth. Needs to buy some lips. Unlike you he doesn't have a big shnozz so he doesn't need to sport facial hair to hide the disparity. OK?

We want to perform 'oral love' on Jon before he buries his large sizemeat deep inside our no-no and then shoots a massive load of man-leche deep into our love canal!

damn u kiddin? he handsome as fuk!!!!

Too much boozing is ravaging his devastating good looks. This hottie's "best if used by" date is swiftly approaching. A shame. Missouri boy .. fine as fuck.

A ST. LOUIS, Missouri boy, born and bred, R43. Never forget it.

the man is rugged

and all man

watch ur mouth

he is my hot sex daddi o

You all can have Hamm, I don’t find attractive besides his need to go camando with his pant snake.

My suburban daddy actor crush would be Kyle chandler. Anytime, anyplace, he could get it.

I think he's funny, smart and handsome-for-the-ages (not "handsome for his age"). Who couldn't love a guy like that???

Not so much a dick, more like the hot captain of the football team in high school that everyone wanted to be or sleep with and he knows it...he likes to strut his stuff (the bouncing dick alone!), but he doesn't take himself seriously and seems pretty down to earth. Kimmy Schmidt was soooooooo lucky to have him as a teacher.....can you imagine?

I will love him until the day I die. That's all there is to it. He's gorgeous, Don Draper is one of the all time great characters, Mad Men was fantastic and he is also willingly goofy and funny as shit (30 Rock/Kimmy Schmidt/SNL) which is so freakin' rare for a good looking guy.

I want his load.

He looks good in Tag as if he's gone off the booze because he was beginning to look haggard.

His beauty would fit into any age of Hollywood, from silent screen to now. He is the most clasically handsome actor working today IMO.

The hazing story is disturbing, but I was even more wierded out by his appearance on this stupid ‘90s dating show. It’s not just the “butt cut.” His affect is bizarre. It’s part brain injured, part fey, part sex offender waiting to pounce, but (I think) mostly self loathing for being on a stupid ‘90s dating show. That smile is just demented. You have to go to about 1:15 in the video.

I wouldn’t want to be in a LTR with him, but I’d willingly take his creamy loads.

He's no Josh Holloway from Lost.

Hamm is dark and damaged

I'd only fuck him in the dark with no talking

I'm with r38. There is something very ugly underneath his smug good looks. The hazing story turned me off him for good.

He showed a cruel streak as a college student. So do we tar and feather him forever for that? I think most people would say no.

Frankly there’s more than a little weird, frustrated sexual obsession fueling some of the comments here, similar to the trashing of Henry Cahill.

Speaking of thrashing, my hole is ready Jon.

"He showed a cruel streak as a college student. So do we tar and feather him forever for that?"

Yet, you raging queens continue to cry over high school kids whose "cruel streak" affected you personally and insist that they be tarred and feather.

Forget tarring and feathering, all he needs is a good, sound spanking and I know just the one to administer it.

Why does DL hate him? He’s beautiful and seem charming and funny. I find him BF material.

He's ageing out of hotness, helas.

I don't hate him r61, I just want to spank him and stick my finger in his ass.

he is one of the most desired men in the world

Does anyone think Mr. Hamm is aware of and will read any of this? Perhaps he is r64.

His looks: 20/10

His Midwestern culture: 3/10

His straight-guyness: 7/10

His sense of humour and ability to laugh at himself: 10/10

his cock ass and face alone put him in the top ten of hottest studs in the country...

I AM NOT MR HAMM

His meat wand on my face...now!

Never saw the appeal

Any recent sightings of the Hammaconda?

[quote]He showed a cruel streak as a college student. So do we tar and feather him forever for that?

He should have been indicted and prosecuted for attempted murder. Tar and feathers., indeed

[quote] I think Jon allowed Don Draper to bleed into his brain.

The same thing happened to Julian McMahon. After seven years of playing Christian Troy it was like he had absorbed the character by osmosis. It destroyed his sex appeal; all that was left was sleazy arrogance. It's a hazard of being on a long-running TV series I guess.

He was on The View last week and looked super hot but he did in fact have an air of smug straight white male privilege that seemed like a heavy cloak he wore as a shield. He seemed too practiced and studied- like Ted Bundy. But god is he hot.

I like to lie around and think about his meat.

Just fine

Lest we forget:

He's an old fashioned male, not all hollywood buff. Tall and handsome but the kicker is we all know he has a huge dick and that adds to it. He knows he has a huge dick and has the swagger and cockiness since he was a teen, I guess.

Off topic, but I just remembered an observation I had years ago... I assumed that Mad Men was deliberately lighting Hamm in an unflattering way since he was portraying a hard-drinking smoker who often stayed out late womanizing, picking up hitchhikers, getting beat up, etc. Which I thought was kind of odd since the writers continually wrote dialogue to remind us of how incredibly handsome Don Draper was. But the lighting on him seemed harsh compared to that of the other actors, and when I saw him on the red carpet, he always looked young and very handsome. No one else I knew agreed about the lighting, and they thought he looked just as good on the show as he did in person.

I wonder if Jon will ever show it all off on the big screen like he did for this painting.

How much does Jennifer Westfeldt miss Hamm's ham?

when u have a fat ten inch cock u can be as cocky as u damn well want

lest we forget, he does shave his manhole so lads and lassies can get their tongue way deep into his rosey fukhole.

nice!

He looks very sexy smoking, doesn't he!?

My mouth waters at sight of him.

I like looking at his huge dick but man, I think that may be a bit too much based on those photos.

I would like to have a steamy romance with him, with lots of ambitious and adventurous sex. But only for about six months. If he turns out to be a stand-up guy in his private life and still wants to fuck a lot, he can stay longer.

I would love to bury my face in his crotch and take in the warm musky scent of his hefty cock and big balls.

R86 Don't forget his ripe shithole.

Friend of mine (not in the industry) drinks regularly at MiniBar on Franklin in LA ... couple months ago he found himself unexpectedly sitting right next to Hamm at the bar. My friend said he came in pretty drunk and proceeded to keep drinking. He had a group of much younger women with him, they were European model types and were acting drunk and silly, dancing around the bar and such. One of them kept calling Hamm "Don."

My friend said Hamm seemed mostly bored/annoyed by his lady entourage, but was otherwise friendly and not giving off "don't talk to me" vibes. My friend is quite gregarious, and at one point was able to get Hamm into a few minutes of conversation about "Star Trek" (they agreed the outfits and gear on the original show were superior to later iterations).

Sounds somewhat like life imitating art , R88. At least in that instance, Jon Hamm sounds unconnected to other people, just like Don Draper.

I don't like Hamm at all and don't see the appeal. Too much douchey dude bro vibe.

I remember when he said he didn't like the smiths or Morrissey and then spoke in several sentences using only the titles of Smiths songs.

Total loser trying to be witty and charming.

Sucked balls in The Town. Which was a great movie (Affleck and his abs: woof).

Shitty actor, always plays the same type. And a cunt of a human

We've never been let in other secret of WHY, what circumstances led him to be raised by his grandparents. Anyone know the real deal? He always seemed to me to have a huge hole, a piece missing to him.

I wonder who he was trying to be on that Big Date show. Has anyone seen interviews with Jon Hamm during his years on The Division? Or heard comments from co-stars eg Nancy McKeon Bonnie Bedelia etc Just curious if he became Nick Basso in real life, the same way he became Draper, the faux-humble arrogant root-rat with deep insecurities.

A dark loser.

you are, r94?

no kidding, im all about digging deep into his hairy manly shithole...

Sorry, becky. You'll have to fight me for it. I'm strongly motivated, so prepare to be vanquished.

[quote] Yet, you raging queens continue to cry over high school kids

I never did. i was quite popular in high school.

Some of you consistently make the mistake of thinking everyone else on datalounge is just one person.

There is NO hotter guy out there...and he's ALL man.

I saw him in a movie last night, Beirut. I enjoyed it a lot. I like the genre.

He's one of the few real men left in Hollywood. I mean, my God, look at the rest of them! Whiny, tiny little girls and here's big, strong Jon. mmmm....

[quote] Too much douchey dude bro vibe.

I used to like him, but lately I've been getting that vibe too. It's especially a turn-off coming from a man his age.

[quote] He had a group of much younger women with him, they were European model types and were acting drunk and silly, dancing around the bar and such. One of them kept calling Hamm "Don."

I wonder if they all went home with him afterwards and gathered around his big, stiff cock.

... all the easier to pick him up when he's drunk, then take him home and fuck him up his manly, hairy arse.

[quote]DL hates him, right?

Based on what??

skip to 12:00, Corden asks him how big the Hammaconda is

Too bad Mad Men was not on HBO. If it was they would have show Jon Hamm's COCK AND BALLS!

The only prominent male cast member who went full frontal on "Game of Thrones" was Theon r107.

Just because the network allows it, doesn't mean actors are going to do it.

James Corden's an ass.

Straight guys might have gotten to see Joan Harris's huge tits too if Mad Men was on HBO.

i wish he'd show his erection sometime.

I tend to find the complete absence of lips disturbing and he's no exception.

nicest guy u could ever meet

smart witty and generous

specially with his eleven inch cock.

loves to please the fans' assholes and cunts...

my asshole is quivering for some Hamm. my mouth is watering too!

Jon Hamm should have at least six sons. Maybe more. He's much too hot not to reproduce.

i want him to shove his cock down my throat then he can shove part of his foot up my asshole and pull it out and i'll suck it.

He just reeks of standard country club issue, whether that's your thing or not. I find it hot.

I want his country club in my throat!

The hazing stories ruined him for me. I find him repulsive.

What he did in college kind of ruined him for me.

Like most well known actors he most likely believes his own press and is always putting on the "Jon Hamm act". I can't imagine living that kind of life. Waking up every morning thinking "I hope I get through today without people seeing the real me".

Lipless, so never did it for me.

he can haze my cunt or mouth any dam day

With the claws of a hammer?!!!

Because that's how he does it.

What exactly are you into?

I really would love him to do a full frontal. Please..

Good looking and hung and I loved Mad Men. The fratboy assault thing really turns me off tho...

He's so hot. And that exchange with Corden makes me like him even more. He seems to be dry now, and while I liked the repressed Draper, he's hot all by himself.

Hammaconda, indeed.

The hazing thing killed my lust for him as well.

Talk to the guy he violated and traumatized with s and m sexual abuse while laughing and find out what he feels about Hamm.

Hazing. How vivid.

R130 was one of the middle aged girls who signed the letter supporting Kavanaugh.

'He was so cute in high school and he didn't attempt to rape me though I would have thanked my lucky stars if he did!'

I just watched the Netflix Black Mirror episode with him in it (White Christmas) - I totally missed that it had come out earlier. He is VERY hot in that episode. He's kind of rugged & scruffy in a lodge in the middle of nowhere. Not so manicured as he was as Draper.

I don't get the "no lips" comments.... so he's not a Kardashian. Men aren't supposed to have big plump lips.

HAZE MY JON

I AM THY WHORE AND SLUT

What he did in his college years doesn't turn me off him, as long as he matured mentally and is ashamed of what he did back then. Most people were very different people in our younger immature years. Most people wise up at some point and see how hurtful the actions of their youth were. Those who don't (which includes a not so small percentage of people posting on this very board considering the heinous actions we see every day here) should be shunned and vilified. Unless someone can show that Jon Hamm is still a mean frat boy at heart to this day I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

I've always found thin lips on some men to be very sexy, especially if they have a nice thick mustache. They can look quite virile. Don't get me wrong, I love nice plump kissable lips on some men as well. Thick or thin, it all depends on the man whether they work or not.

Yes, please

Isn’t he a Mormon?

I don’t like him trying to be funny. I don’t like him being constipated on Mad Men, but he’s not much of an actor.

And naturally I’d fuck him given the opportunity but that doesn’t make him any less a cinematic dullard.

What R134 said.

one of the best fucks in town, he is a total gentleman and does not call a car to take u home until he has made pancakes with lots of

mrs butterworth.

Hazing and torturing people for pleasure is not a phase you grow out once you are older you either are a sociopath or you're not. His dismissive response to the accusations in 2015 shows a man with no remorse or understanding of the gravity of the situation. Calling him a sociopath is no hyperbole.

He's an actor, so there's that, of only modest ability. At his advanced age he was lucky to get the Draper gig. He has a hairy belly, is a bit soft to the touch, not a hardbody. Medium intelligence, can remember lines for the moment. A pleasant guy who'd be pleasant as a carpenter, but you'd not look at him as much nor long or him. .

I don’t find him pleasant at all, unless you’re talking about his face.

I'm attracted to his Hammaconda.

[quote]Hazing and torturing people for pleasure is not a phase you grow out once you are older you either are a sociopath or you're not.

So there's no accounting for maturation? That maybe he did those things under pressure to do so from a fraternity or group of classmates, but he has since realized he can think for himself, and changed his opinions on what's right or wrong? I don't know any specifics about Hamm or his beliefs and motivations, but you are misguided on making such an absolute statement.

.... long for him.

So many pearl clutching prisspots on this thread.

Lips? Who gives a fuck about his lips?

Why weren't you all defending Kavanaugh?

All of you talking about 'maturation' must be intrigued by what he did and feel a handsome face and big dick trump all.

He was an adult and sexually attacked someone and is nothing more than a sociopathic actor that uses people for whatever reason and then moves on.

It really amazes me how stupid and naïve some DLers are.

So we all hold the same beliefs and perform the same actions as we did 25 years ago?

Gleefully torturing someone is just a guy thing!

Jesus that shlong down his pant leg is huge!!!!! He must be half-spade, as they say in the south.

Anyway, Hamm is a straight gay bro banger. Just check out how listed twenty five Morrissey and Smiths songs -- a pure signal of homoerotic history and fury -- in the one interview on youtube.

Why doesn't he have any kids. Hmm....

Nice low-hanging balls too!

25 years ago I was not literally trying to rip off somebody's balls with hammer claws and finding it hilarious.

In fact I don't think it has ever occurred to me to do it at all.

The guy is one sick closeted 'mo.

And yes I think he's very handsome. God is a shit.

Here's his Los Feliz dwellin'.

I'd let him bone me.

WTF is with the roofline of his house? I also hate the fireplace. However, IFHH and ILHFMH.

It's huge, but I think I could still take it balls deep.

The rooms in his new house look quite small. I don't care for the outside of the house at all. Very plain and boring.

He's so masculine it hurts. Imagine him and Tom Hardy locked in a room together for a few weeks.

Boo-Ya. It would be ON.

Why do we never hear of him dating anybody?

With a cock like he's got he has no need to date anyone else. He can probably suck the thing himself. He probably never needs to leave the house other than to work.

Jon Hamm was hanging out with Patti LuPone. That tells you all you need to know.

And Andrew Rannells, r165.

R132, yes they are.

I want to know what really happened between him and his gf of almost 20 years. Does anyone have the scoop?

She refused anal.

You just know that in r166's picture that Rannells is squeezing Hamm's buttocks.

There's something about Rannells that just really turns me off.

[quote]There's something about Rannells that just really turns me off.

Could it be that his face looks plastic? Like he was trying to have plastic surgery to look like a Ken doll and it didn't quite turn out right?

There's also something about his personality, r172.

Getting haggard.

Crows' feet around his mouth.

Hamm does not look good there. And standing next to the grossly unappealing Rannells makes it all the worst.

He was only hot in the first few seasons of Mad Men when he was married to Betty

Less Hamm, more Draper (Whitman)!

I think he is legitimately very handsome, unlike George Clooney who seems to be the one that everyone (fraus?) drools over. Clooney was cute in the Roseanne days maybe, but Hamm was the reverse. In his video on the dating show, he looked bad - then super hot after that.

Like Ben Affleck, Hamm is a sad frat boy. His extremely violent crime committed in college should have landed him in prison for years.

I don’t know what it is but I laugh my ass off every time I see this commercial (Skip The Dishes is a delivery service similar to Uber Eats).

[quote] So many pearl clutching prisspots on this thread.

still true

are u nuts? he is divine and one of the most popular and active actor around, picky bout parts.....he has a bright future and present.