Pam Anderson

I'm *shocked* that Pamela Anderson isn't one of the great thinkers of our era.

Also Pam says the Clintons control the media.

Pam Anderson, Kanye and Roseanne - the Alt-Right has the worst celebrities.

Did FLOTUS teach her the language of love?

I still keep hoping she's a double agent, but I admit it's more likely that she's just not that bright. She married Kid Rock.

Her boyfriend:

Reformed whores are the worst. I used to like Pam. She was capable of irony and didn't take herself seriously. She also had the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen on a woman and trust me I've never seen one!

R5 And she married Tommy Lee for the second time after he slapped her up while she was holding their baby.

She likes trouble.

Well she didn't become famous for her brain capacity.

Does she know French?

She looks like a hooker/witch in this photo. Suits her.

I'm not sure what kind of man would take her seriously.

R10, she's taking classes and according to her lots of prominent directors in France are dying to have her star in their French films.

I thought she looked ok but VERY old at her last Cannes appearance. I didnt love the greasy hair but the face was painted age appropriate and "nude". Completely deluded if she thinks she can suddenly become Charlotte Rampling or Kristen Scott Thomas. Or even Kristen Stewart.

[quote] She likes trouble.

Heroes and heroines run forward to grasp the fire!

She's the new Jerry Lewis. Only the French know how to appreciate her talent and craft.

Is that what she calls each of her fake tits, r15?

The boyfriend's kind of cute.

What a joke this woman is.

R12

Thank you. I was genuinely curious.

Pammy readjusting her breasts. She going to be 51 this July and her face is starting to look like a mask.

France can have her.

R20 She took lessons from ME!

So this ho is only famous for some lame tv show back in the 90's and her sex tape?

I really want to like her but she's just too flakey. However, I don't doubt that she's very bright.

Gawd, what a fucking retard she is.

Didn't see this coming.

Pamela Anderson Marries Movie Mogul Jon Peters in Secret Malibu Ceremony

“Pamela has never seen her full potential as an artist. She has yet to shine in a real way. There is much more to her than meets the eye, or I wouldn’t love her so much,” Peters tells THR. “There are beautiful girls everywhere. I could have my pick, but -- for 35 years -- I’ve only wanted Pamela. She makes me wild -- in a good way. She inspires me. I protect her and treat her the way she deserves to be treated.”

[quote]“There are beautiful girls everywhere. I could have my pick,

And I bet he really believes they wouldn't want him for his money.

She's a mess and has too many childlike impulsive tendencies (like this marriage, or the move to France). But I do find her inherently likeable for some reason. She seems like a caring person, a protective mother, and a would-be deep thinker if only she had the actual intellect.

I'm sure she's seen some wild things in Hollywood, and knows where some of the bodies are buried lol.

Nobody cares

I think she's a typical animal rights-type where their compassion towards animals is over-the-top and their compassion towards humans (incl. children, particularly brown ones stuck in wars) is non-existent or tepid at best.

Her two sex tapes with two famous rockers are legendary! No one can take that away from her, not even Kim or Paris.

Two? I know about Tommy and that video? Who's the other one? Please don't tell me Kid Rock. Yuck.

And no matter what she does, her greatest achievement will be stripping down and showing her twat.

R31 No, Brett Michaels.

She should probably stop clinging to the outdated, razor-thin, drawn- on eyebrows.

I can’t believe that she’s around the same age as Jennifer Aniston and JLo. Pam just seems a lot older. I thought she was about 60. Still has a great figure but that hard partying rocker life added some years on her I guess.

She's done a good job of staying in the public eye even after her looks have faded. Too bad she's as dumb as a box of rocks. But then again so were all the "rockers" she picked.

A series acting coach once referred to Pamela as a traveling road show.

She got it right.

Serious

Oh, Brett Michaels.

Most of the dick she has taken have been outspoken Trump supporters. Baio, Kid Rock, Michaels.

Thankfully, Tommy isn't one of them.

She's mind numbingly stupid. Every time she does an interview, there should be a disclaimer warning the reader or viewer that this woman is dangerously emotionally damaged, undereducated, and extremely easily manipulated by men. Her whole life revolves around men and being naked and nobody should listen to her opinion on anything other than how to avoid ingrown hairs after a bikini wax.

This disclaimer should also be used every time Goop flaps her airy-fairy vocal twats.

Speaking of morons, isn't Jon Peters a notorious one.

Pam must lie about her real age, because if Jon Peters has been lusting after her for 35 years it makes for very problematic math concerning his tastes as a then almost 40 year-old man.

Well, it's not unheard of for a creepy 40yo lusting for an 18yo - regardless of gender.

He just seems so fucking gross, so it's no surprise.

She had so many options for hot men for so long that it had to take her hitting 50 before she was attainable for him.