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Remember "Chet Haze"?

Tom Hanks' son who wanted to become Eminem?

I had NO idea he's now appearing on Empire!

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by Anonymousreply 34May 1, 2018 9:18 PM

His nose is twisted like that Streep woman.

by Anonymousreply 1May 1, 2018 12:11 AM

He's hot!

by Anonymousreply 2May 1, 2018 12:15 AM

He is the Rachel Dolezal of rappers.

by Anonymousreply 3May 1, 2018 12:20 AM

I'd suck it.

by Anonymousreply 4May 1, 2018 12:22 AM

Does Chet Haze know Chris Gaines?

by Anonymousreply 5May 1, 2018 12:24 AM

He's cute, but that's a face that won't age well.

by Anonymousreply 6May 1, 2018 12:31 AM

Daddy’s name got him a job. How cute.

by Anonymousreply 7May 1, 2018 12:32 AM

I bet his parents are fucking embarrassed by him. His music video was cringeworthy.

by Anonymousreply 8May 1, 2018 12:34 AM

............

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by Anonymousreply 9May 1, 2018 12:37 AM

Bless his heart

by Anonymousreply 10May 1, 2018 12:41 AM

Does he kiss his (anorexic, aging) mother with that filthy mouth of his?

by Anonymousreply 11May 1, 2018 12:44 AM

I think he looks like Prince William.

by Anonymousreply 12May 1, 2018 12:46 AM

... except for the perpetual bong haze around la Chet

by Anonymousreply 13May 1, 2018 12:48 AM

Malibu's Most Wanted

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by Anonymousreply 14May 1, 2018 12:57 AM

Straight Outta Brentwood

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by Anonymousreply 15May 1, 2018 12:57 AM

Who's dick did he suck to get on Empire?

by Anonymousreply 16May 1, 2018 12:58 AM

He's got a great body.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 1, 2018 12:59 AM

Thug Life

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by Anonymousreply 18May 1, 2018 1:00 AM

Hot dumb privileged fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 1, 2018 1:01 AM

He was on two episodes of " Curb Your Enthusiasm ".

by Anonymousreply 20May 1, 2018 1:38 AM

Yeah, I think "The Chet Haze Story" will be the remake title of "Malibu's Most Wanted."

by Anonymousreply 21May 1, 2018 1:50 AM

Did Chet take the job so he can pay his baby mama?

by Anonymousreply 22May 1, 2018 2:00 AM

He was on Shameless

by Anonymousreply 23May 1, 2018 2:06 AM

Good lord he's fugly.

Does he drink like a fish too?

by Anonymousreply 24May 1, 2018 2:14 AM

not as fugly as the two other hanks spawn

by Anonymousreply 25May 1, 2018 2:17 AM

R9 what a tool! He does know we are all aware who his daddy is, right?

by Anonymousreply 26May 1, 2018 2:24 AM

Maybe he's buds with Qusay and Uday Trump, seems to fit the mould

by Anonymousreply 27May 1, 2018 2:27 AM

Yeah, but they have pleasant personalities, r25, which covers a multitude of ugly sins.

by Anonymousreply 28May 1, 2018 2:27 AM

The youngest Hanks son, Truman, isn’t bad looking at all.

by Anonymousreply 29May 1, 2018 2:30 AM

I much prefer Colin.

by Anonymousreply 30May 1, 2018 3:16 AM

Hopefully he'll do a jackoff clip, then shoot himself, or that in reverse order.

by Anonymousreply 31May 1, 2018 3:42 AM

I've only ever seen him in the Bratz movie. Fuck him. I like Colin best.

by Anonymousreply 32May 1, 2018 3:51 AM

His parents must be so embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 33May 1, 2018 3:51 AM

But is he hung?

by Anonymousreply 34May 1, 2018 9:18 PM
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