Tom Cruise Loves Women

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Bitch, please. I've seen Richard Simmons have more sexual chemistry with a woman.

Smell those cookies, gurl!

Diane Cox : the A-lister's first girlfriend has come forward to reveal a previously unseen side to the film star - a vulnerable and loving yet intensely ambitious teen dreaming of the bright lights of Hollywood,

We both blew off our dates and hooked up at the after-party,' she said of their first meeting back in 1979. 'I already had a feeling we both liked each other.

'I came out of the bathroom and he was waiting there with a bottle of booze and a huge grin, and we kissed right there outside the bathroom. We didn't have sex that night, though, but started dating.'

She confessed: 'We'd have sex whenever we could. He was a horny guy, like Austin Powers. If my parents weren't around we'd use my dad's car. We used his parent's garage once.'

Diane, now happily married with three children, joked of their sex life: 'Tom told me an ex-girlfriend had left scars on his back from scratching him. I'm a nail biter so he never had that problem with me.'

Despite her beauty, Cox admits it wasn't her electric blue eyes or long legs that turned Cruise on the most: 'He always said how much he liked my back, and that isn't something most 18-year-olds are interested in.

'Tom was old beyond his years and could see things maturely long before the rest of us. I think he grew up too fast but he was very close with his three sisters. One time he said he's so close with them they taught him how to kiss.'

Asked what Cruise - who also worked as a waiter at Glen Ridge Country Club - was like before becoming a world-wide movie icon, Diane recalled: 'When he moved to Glen Ridge he was a Playboy. He was new and good-looking with a Southern drawl.

'He's not a tall guy but he had this big butt and was super charming. People are drawn to him immediately. We had portraits taken in a shopping mall which his mum kept but even the photographer was drawn to him.'

The two dated for more than two years until Cruise was told by a friend that Diane had been unfaithful as the young couple - without the benefits of modern media to communicate - struggled in a long-distance relationship.

And Diane, who would watch Cruise's earlier performances, which propelled him into stardom, blames Tom's intense attitude for the split.

'I wanted to see other people at one point and he got very jealous, very over-protective, and I wasn't used to that. I even said to his sister I wanted to see other people, hoping she might help.

'The intensity of Tom's whole demeanor really put me off,' she said.

'He was very vulnerable and I accidentally thanked him for flowers somebody else had sent me and he went crazy.

'Of course I would get jealous, too, because I'd be trying to call him in California or he'd be in Vegas and I wasn't able to get hold of him. That's when I knew our lives were going different ways.

'I was losing my boyfriend, and as soon as I started to lose Tom I realized how much I cared. We had so many fights, it was never aggressive just really intense about how in love we were, it's strange.

'I broke his heart. I had a thing with another guy and Tom's friend found out and told him what I'd done. This was the time when he was filming Taps. I barely had any money at the point but I took a cab from New Jersey to see him at his hotel.

'We spoke for a while and he was very direct, he told me, "I love you, but I'm not in love with you anymore." It was so abrupt. We spent the night together and when I woke up he was already gone to film.'

Do we now have a Tom cruise troll?

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Give it a rest, Tom!

Hmmm her back was what turned him on? How very unisex...

How long has Tom and David Miscavige been together ? Got to be a least 20 yrs don't ya think?

He sure does, OP! Especially Dorothy.

I can admit it now -- I was the other guy Diane was seeing when she was cheating on Tom. She's the love of my life!

What a movie cliche that he leaves before she wakes up.

From "What's the deal with Tom Cruise" thread:

"Everyone who has known cruise in the cult, who audited him, who have supervised the audits and so on and who have investigated this cult, all say that cruise is straight and there is nothing "gay" in his audits"

"Supposedly everyone "in the know" from the cult who are the biggest critics and most outspoken against it, says cruise is straight, but yet at the same time, there ARE "embarrassing" stuff about his sex life in those audits, enough to where i read miscavige when reading the transcripts and/or watching the secretly hidden video taken of cruise among his inner circle (according to vanity fair magazine article and former cultie tom devocht) would "roll his eyes" and say outloud "geez, can you believe it?!" and before she went missing banished wife shelly would "blush" and say outloud "that's gross!"...

Yeah, but he has to have his befriend close together aroused or has to concentrate real hard to have sex.

Why are you acting as if you're sure Tom Cruise is gay?! you weren't so sure in that other thread

My friend Kristy was Rebecca DeMorney's personal assistant. She said Rebecca had nude pics of Tom in the bathtub. Tom was for sure fucking DeMorney.

I still think he had sex with David Geffen to get the role in Risky Business, though.

I fucked Tom Cruise.......he is not straight.

Meh, I usually take Family Guy's word on these things. They always seem to get it right:

Is one of his exes about to come out with a book or something?

I was thinking Tom Sizemore while I was reading this. It would make more sense than Tom Cruise.

Of course he loves women...the man has married THREE TIMES! There is no other accounting for this UNDENIABLE FACT ! !