Ari Melber, Esq.

i don't eve know who the fuck he is.......

I like him, but he loses me when he starts with all the rapper/hip-hop to look cool and relevant.

What Fred Savage sees when he looks in his mirror.

What a fucked up poll, OP.

Start over.

If you love Ari, you have to watch this. In third grade for a talent show, he wrote and performed a play about the Exxon Valdez oil spill while other kids were playing musical instruments.

He is handsome, but his personality is too bland. I'm more into the Avenatti/Jake Tapper type.

Before nose job:

I love Ari, he is perfect, handsome, smart, successful, liberal

Ari is ideal marriage material

He was a late add to MSNBC's four-way show The Cycle, after Kornacki left for his own show.

From the start, it was clear Ari was going to be a star. When the show was cancelled, he survived and thrived.

Whatever happened to Toure, anyway?

If it's 6 o'clock, it must be Ari.

One thing weird I noticed: A lot of the anchors have friendly hand-offs to the anchors that follow. Rachel and Larry O'Donnell are very chummy, and Nicole Wallace has fun handing off to Chuck Todd. But when giggly Katy Tur hands off to Ari, he treats her like a fat girl with glasses that just asked to sit next to him at lunchtime. Don't know why he acts so cold to her.

He's still got a big nose. What did he have done? Make it thinner?

Ari is likable enough.

I would eat his ass for hours.

Ari Melber bear hugs Ari Berman.

He reeks of douchebag

I think he's hot I'd do him, often.

Melber? He's toast.

I wish there were some "casual" photos of Ari out there.

I would fuck him six ways to Sunday, but he does get on my last nerve with his "wit." And sometimes he's a little strident when trying to make a point.

He’s hot, handsome and smart. I’d pound his ass...

Bump removed, R13.

You're soooo sensitive, R12. Just like a DLer that just found out Liza Minnelli is senile.

R12

Regarding his handoffs, most of his small talk with guests seems pretty awkward, so I imagine his handoffs can be too. Why doesn't Chris Matthews ever hand off to anyone? I sometimes wonder if maybe he pre-tapes his show and that's why?

I'd give Ari a BJ or have sex with him. Love the days he's got a stubble beard---bet he's got a great hairy chest.

R1 Because your grammar and punctuation are unforgivably atrocious, you will not get any insight from us about Mr. Melber.

his attempt to seem cool by quoting rap is rather off-putting. Really, you are in the middle of some discussion about politics and you quote Dr. Dre or Kanye West and you expect me to take you seriously.

[quote] Why doesn't Chris Matthews ever hand off to anyone?

Because the people he is either receiving or handing off to aren't really there, Hard Ball is taped in the late afternoon.

[quote] Ari is ideal marriage material

His ex wife would disagree.

I like him, OP! He's very cute and affable.

Big nose, big hose.

It's always funny to me when I google to see if a guy is gay and his spouse has one of those names like Alex, James, or Jo. I think "O, he is." only to see it's his wife.

His former Mrs. Drew Grant

I don't get the choices.

He’s hot but he is becoming annoying with all the rap crap.

I would suck his cock but I might rethink that soon.

He’s gorgeous, intelligent, and a liberal. I love him and would gladly pound his ass. Is he gay or straight?

He looks at least 45.

I think is rap schtick is hilarious. He knows he sounds incredibly white and Jewish, that is what’s so funny about it, he’s totally self-aware and just owns it. That’s super nerdy and adorable.

But when I first watched him and heard him quote rappers, I thought it was all a gag. But in his final segment (anyone remember what he calls that?) he very consistently has on AA hip-hoppers and activists who speak to injustice and cultural awareness, he’s had on some AMAZING black intellectuals, I’ve really enjoyed that he really has used his platform to give this part of our society an opportunity to speak to current events. It’s quite refreshing and I would argue singular/unique on all of cable news.

I am horrified that he was married to that broad though.

What do you think of about his stubble some days?

Smug pretentious asshole with his Monday's scruff look -- and his hip-hop references are obnoxious. I wonder whom he fcked to get the job?

R36: ITA

He fucked your noxious cunt of a mother, R38. It was an easy gig to get a cushy job because she's so easy.

He’s straight.

He's so cute! If my husband dies, I will marry him.

Love him and we could be brothers - older jewish attorney.

Do you think he is circumcised? Some west coast Jewish parents forgo cutting.

What 36 said, with the addition of fucking him for hours…yum…would never get of bed.

Chris Coumo and his fish.

Ari hangs with the gays. Kind of funny on his show when he talks about being "shook" and "spilling the tea."

Hmm almost 1 year old, my thread. Ari is fine.

Single?

MMM MMMM!! bet he has a hairy tasty hole!!

Does he live in Brooklyn?

Fallback Friday is so incredibly Hilarious.

Agree!!

Ari's Tie, like Maude Lebowski's art, has been commended for being strongly vaginal.

He lives in Brooklyn, he sees an actress.

I hope he plucks the hair from his balls. And waxes everywhere else. Too much hair otherwise.

He does wax, maybe to show off his tat. Which I like by the way.

Call me Ari!! I'm in Brooklyn...Going out for pizza at Roberta's later!! Join me!

I think the longer hair on top improves his looks so much. He has had the close cropped hair on the show and he loses some of his appeal. Perhaps he should do the show in a speedo anytime the haircut doesn't turn out right.

Wow lines on his forehead.

[quote]Ari hangs with the gays. Kind of funny on his show when he talks about being "shook"

What is "shook"?

ISHCIHDSRAM*

He's only 38?

That swimming pic at r57 looks nothing like him...are you sure?

Nice poll and thread you created, Ari.

R64, you're a moron.

R62 reminds me of the acronym IFHH. Years and years ago, someone used IFHH in a post here at DL, and someone asked what it meant, and someone else replied snarkily "I'd Finance His House." haa haaa haaa

Really, r66? I thought the same thing. If it is Ari, he needs to grow his hair back ASAP.

I am sure there is hair on his just above his ass. YUM

Is he still seeing Alexandra Daddario? They are a strange pairing.