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I Had Eight Chocolate Fudge Pop-Tarts Today

I was frustrated and depressive, so I acted out.

I didn't even toast them.

I hadn't had one in years....

by Anonymousreply 25April 11, 2018 2:58 AM

Erna, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 1April 9, 2018 3:40 AM

You'll be having multiple Chocolate Fudge Pop-Outs later tonight.

by Anonymousreply 2April 9, 2018 3:43 AM

Were they good?

by Anonymousreply 3April 9, 2018 3:43 AM

Go for a walk next time OP. I'm a stress eater myself. Go for a walk,even just around the block, it helps with your mood and it keeps you away from the kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 4April 9, 2018 3:45 AM

Big whoop. I had TWO - count 'em, TWO - entire Dollar Tree pound cakes.

by Anonymousreply 5April 9, 2018 3:46 AM

What,you didnt crumble them up over a mixing bowl full of ice cream ??? Rank amateur.

by Anonymousreply 6April 9, 2018 3:47 AM

Pop Tarts put weight on you, just like donuts do, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 7April 9, 2018 3:49 AM

A moment on the lips... a lifetime on the hips.

by Anonymousreply 8April 9, 2018 3:49 AM

This will have consequences in terms of bowel transit

by Anonymousreply 9April 9, 2018 3:52 AM

PopTarts are not good. I bought a box and couldn’t even finish one packet. The crust is just not good.

by Anonymousreply 10April 9, 2018 4:08 AM

OP I ate half a pound of cheesecake one day last week. I never do that.

by Anonymousreply 11April 9, 2018 4:11 AM

OP, you must feel so...dirty...

by Anonymousreply 12April 9, 2018 4:16 AM

OMG! Chocolate pop tarts were of my transient binge items years ago! They were not that tough to give up. I got hooked on Little Debbie Nutty Buddies a few years later; those were evilly addictive, and a hard habit to break.

by Anonymousreply 13April 9, 2018 4:20 AM

never buy the generic brand of fudgesicles from Lucky's (in Calif)

you get 20 in a box for either 3 or 4 bucks.

they were my heroin.

my fudgies!!!!!!~ so cheap, so yummy. so suckable. so.....choco fudgies!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14April 9, 2018 4:20 AM

It's a set-up. They deliberately package them two-to-a-wrapper because they know us, they know once we begin the slip we'll slide all the way, then boom the box is empty. The brown sugar & cinnamon pop-tarts were my go-to for awhile, OP. I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 15April 9, 2018 4:26 AM

Pop tarts have a lot of flour and sugar, they'll make you fat easily. Buy healthy snacks instead op, or you could try the diet brownies crisps.

by Anonymousreply 16April 9, 2018 4:32 AM

That’s a whole box right? Well, we all have weaknesses sometimes. Don’t sweat it.

But it would be a good idea to compensate this week. Cut back on snacks you’d usually have. At lunch at work, instead of sitting and eating, just walk for a half hour one way, then walk back for the other half hour. Then just eat your lunch at your desk.

Do it all because you pigged out on the pop tarts. By Friday you’ll feel pretty good about yourself for taking steps. It’s totally doable, all of this.

by Anonymousreply 17April 9, 2018 4:52 AM

OP you need to do the only thing you can do: buy another box of Pop-Tarts.

by Anonymousreply 18April 9, 2018 4:54 AM

OP you should finish it all off with a good smoke.

by Anonymousreply 19April 9, 2018 4:55 AM

I hear OP makes love like a Pop Tart.

by Anonymousreply 20April 9, 2018 5:47 AM

You’re already on your way to obesity... so just pig out now and eat junk food like there’s no tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 21April 11, 2018 2:44 AM

Op's future.

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by Anonymousreply 22April 11, 2018 2:51 AM

Splurge and purge OP

by Anonymousreply 23April 11, 2018 2:52 AM

You need some salt to go with all that sugar.

Try a whole bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

by Anonymousreply 24April 11, 2018 2:56 AM

Thanks for sharing.....you fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 25April 11, 2018 2:58 AM
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