Rate this hole

5.

Looks overly manscaped. Not good.

3. Needs some hydroquinone.

Is that Jared Kushner's hole?

4.5. What’s all that dark stuff then a sudden splash of pink. Rainbow butt.

Sex with that hole is like a stab in the dark.

Meh, a 4

The ugly underwear doesn't help, but I still think that is not a butthole I would want to rim.

3 needs Tide with Bleach!

Tom Faulk's hole looks pretty inviting. Potheads are great fucks.

Looks a bit unwiped, to be honest.

0. Why is it so brown?

Yuck! There is nothing--I repeat NOTHING!--even remotely sexy or alluring about an asshole.

Excuse me!!!!!!

This guy doesn’t wipe well.

All bungholes are beautiful in their own way.

Every bunghole's beautiful, in its own way...like a starry summer night, on a snow capped winter's day....and every bunghole's beautiful, in its own way, under God's heaven, the worlds going to find a way.

8, it needs some bleaching

4/10. His hands and body look very clean, but his asshole needs some work. A good scrub with a soft cloth to start and then more hygienic daily practice from here on out.

Asshole will be shining like a new penny in a month 😉

**It actually cost the US Treasury more to make a penny than the penny is actually worth.**

Threads like these make me happy I’m a bottom.

R9. That rectum has formed a reservoir.

I actually like his hole. Not too used but not a virgin either

He needs to bleach his hole. He gets a 1 for effort.

Different races have different pigmentation on various parts of their bodies.

That one does not look like its owner is northern European/white.

If I had to guess, I'd say latino or asian - hence the darker circle.

Correct, R22. I used to date a Japanese-American and the skin around his hole was extremely dark. Just for an inch or so, but there it was. I thought it hot. He hated it. This is why we can't have nice things.

Pretty asshole or not, there is always fecal matter just around the corner, waiting to be evacuated at any minute!

I'd give it a 7. Nice.

I know those dark ones are nothing but skin pigmentation, but they always make me think the color comes from fecal staining.

R24 is right. I’m really hygienic and careful but I don’t see why guys want to do that. I just make sure all is well and is as presentable as possible since I know he’s probably going to want to lick the hole before he fucks it.

I’m a bottom so I don’t get rimming. To loosen? Ok, but that can be achieved other ways.

I’m not even that jazzed on the sensation. I’d rather him just go down on me.

I like R9 bigly

Asian's hole, NEXT

I like a coin slot.

Maybe get a bleaching for that hole? To make it look pretty!

It's not ever going to look pretty, R31, until the owner lets the hair grow back. Then... who knows?

8 for acrylic pencil sharpener realness